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How Do We Human? — 367 episodes
Ending Things -- The Final Episode (with Ryan Massey, Patrick Gremillion, Derrick Lee Hood, and Tory N. Thompson)
The Penultimate Episode
Revisiting Episodes 261-300
Revisiting Episodes 201-230
Revisiting Episodes 171-200
Revisiting Episodes 141-170
Revisiting Episodes 111-140
Revisiting Episodes 91 - 110
Revisiting Episodes 71-90
Revisiting Episodes 51-70
Revisiting Episodes 41-50
Revisiting Episodes 31-40
Revisiting Episodes 21-30
Revisiting Episodes 11-20
Revisiting Our First 10 Episodes
Lucky Guesses, Metamucil, and The Landlord Special
Gym Attire, Heartbreak, And Unagi
Thirsting For Apartments, Holiday Travel, and A Blu-Ray Guessing Game
Warranty Scams, Trash Cans, and Pineapple Island
LA Drivers, Singing Songs, and Lightning McQueen's Catchphrase
Ice Cream Sandwiches, Concerts, and The Cayman Islands
Hometown Nostalgia, Accidentally Having Pants, and Noah Wyle Coyote
Hugs, Pet Insurance, and Adventure Movies
Relaxing Games, Fishy Sushi, and Canvasbacks
Beetlejuice, Bongos, And She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named
Giggle Fits, Globes, and Raccoons In Bathtubs
The Seattle Mariners, Facebook, and Near-Severe-Injury Experiences
Astronomer Trivia, The Nintendo Switch 2, and Greasy Pills
Grounds For Divorce, The Lobster War, and Paul Walter Bowser
Pep Boys Lore, Lost Cell Phones, and James Dean Spider-Man
The Cloud, Sweater Weather, and Thick Necks
Dungeons & Dragons, Mysterious Disappearances, and The Debilitating Realization That You've Become Old and Decrepit
Ice Cream Scoopers, Wobbly Lobes, and Tasting The Rainbow
Baby Showers, Cat Battles, And A Mark Wahlberg Temperature Check
Rock Paper Scissors, Favorite Animals, And Steve Carell Movies
AI Songs, Disney Mice, and Pizza Party Backlash
Estate Sales, The Mad Hatter, and Clunky Robots
Cops, Karens, and Mountain People
Legacy
Legroom & Late Night
Caffeine
The Catch Up Episode
Vacation Rentals
Self-Care
Protests
Resumes
Brutal Honesty
Hometown Pride
The Theater
Game Nights
Going to Church
Other People's Homes
Blankets
Brevity
I.T. Struggles
The Mail
Apartment Tours & Listings
Concerts Part Two: Chris Has Actually Been To One Now
Togo's
Walking
How Ya 2in'?: What The Heck Is Going On In These Boys' Lives?
Predictions, SNL 50, and the 97th Academy Awards
Burnout & Exhaustion
G-G-G-G-G-Ghosts?!: A Re-Listen
Grocery Stores: A Re-Listen
Elevators: A Re-Listen
Podcast Update
The 300th Episode
GIFs & Emojis
The Eras Episode
Christmas Cards
The Elderly
Reunions
Profanity
Brains
The Bank
Exaggerations
Crossing the Street
Haunted Houses
Standing Up
SNL 50 Dream Cast Draft (with Jon Schneider)
Stand-Up Comedy
Workplace Technology
Electricity
Fire!
Souvenirs
Clowns
Changes
Earthquakes
Who's Going to Host the Oscars?
The Olympics
Ice Cream
Spiders
Cycling
Museums
Medical Procedures
Ghosts: Part Boo
Graduations
Fishing
Chris and Evan Take a Sick Day
Yearbooks with Dustin Chadwick
Cartoons
The Environment
Revisiting Topics
Umbrellas
Hot Tubs
Trash
Karaoke
Insults
Bachelor Parties
Looney Tunes Fashion
Dash Cams
Pundits and the 96th Academy Awards
The Zoo
The President's Day Extravaganza
Meal Kits
Rodents & Rain
Childhood Toys
Drawing
Contests
COVID-19
Originality
Who Should Play Santa Claus?
Security
Drugs
Scams
Feeling Stupid
Parades
Online Communities
Aliens (with Mary Nguyen)
The World Fearies
Work Events
Gas Stations
Late Night Shows (with Derrick Lee Hood)
The Sound of Our Voices
The How Do We Human Quiz Bracket
Sporting Events (with Tory N. Thompson)
Milk!
Mass Hysteria
Luck (Good and Bad)
Mystery Episode V: Barbie Edition
Being Nosy
Names
Playing
Bugs Part Two
Bugs Part One
The Times
Eavesdropping
The DMV
Seattle
Chris and Evan Go To The Mall
The Mall
Procrastination
Sharing Content
The Dark
Doors, Pants & Repairs
Bad Habits
What Should We Eat?
Where In The World Have We Been?
Teaching
Artificial Intelligence
Advertisements
Apologies
FOMO (Fear of Missing Out)
Fame, Celebrity, and The 95th Academy Awards
Packages
Leadership
What Should We Do With Our Lives?!
Bowling
Doing Taxes (with Kyle Amann)
Road Trips
Inappropriate Conversations
Other People’s Families
How Ya Doin?
The Future
Silence
Buffets
Having Fun
Hats!
Getting Snacky
Gambling
Defunct Stores & Defunct Stuff (with Mary Nguyen)
Building Our Own Haunted Houses (with Zach Jobe and Cailey Follet)
Attention
Posture
Three Years Later, Chris And Evan Try The Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich
SNL (Our Religion)
Meat!
Being an Audience Member
Mystery Episode IV: The Don’t Worry Darling Edition
Hiding
Doing Laundry
Pools
Phone Accessories
Stories
Automobile Showmanship
Temperatures
Sugar
Sunglasses
Content
Memes
Talking to Strangers
Decorating
Anxiety
Sitting
Buying a Car
Perfectionism
Mystery Episode III: Wordle Edition
Gossip
Baha Men Mania: An Investigative Report
As Seen On TV
Live Streaming
Grudges
Fandom
March Crazy-ness Bracket -- Part 2 (with Bo Donaldson)
March Crazy-ness Bracket -- Part 1 (with Bo Donaldson)
Going to the Chiropractor
The Beach - The Lost Episode
Scooter Culture
Numbers
Shame
Arcades
Borrowing & Lending
DIY (Do It Yourself)
Superstitions & Rituals
Change of Plans!
End of the Year Lists
The 4th of July
Snow!
Eggs!
Video Games (with Cliff Johnson)
Internet Rabbit Holes
Failure
Going to the Doctor
Homes
The HDWH Candy Draft (with Wes Selby and Tory N. Thompson)
Death
Aging
Birth Charts (with Mary Nguyen)
Privacy
Dating
Thrillseeking
Waiting For People To Come And Knock On Your Door
Asking For Help
Alone Time
Masculinity
Air Travel
Pets!
Mysticism
Chris and Evan Take The Enneagram Test
Amusement Parks
Shoes
Robot Bracket - Part 2 (with special guest HOW-E)
Robot Bracket - Part 1 (with special robot guest HOW-E)
Robots
Going To The Dentist
Noises
Mystery Episode II
SKIN!
Sunburns
Weddings (with Ryan Massey)
Nostalgia
Amuse-Bouche: Game Shows (with Jared Bell and Joey Sorce)
Emailing
Being Healthy
Drive-Thrus
Keeping Friends
Memory
Collecting
Performing
Workplace Politics
People's Sexiest Man Alive Bracket - Part 2 (with Mary Nguyen)
People's Sexiest Man Alive Bracket -- Part 1 (with Mary Nguyen)
Cooking
Moving
Injuries
Lying
Running Late
Rules
Christmas Song Bracket -- Part Two (with Bo Donaldson)
Christmas Song Bracket -- Part One (with Bo Donaldson)
Depression
Shopping
Bullying
Trying To Sound Smart
Charity
Talkin' Politics
Fears
Breakfast Cereal Bracket -- Part Two (with Gabe Fabricant)
Breakfast Cereal Bracket -- Part One (with Gabe Fabricant)
Love Languages
Birthdays
Collaborations
Competitions
Sleep
Buying & Selling
Hotels
Amuse-Bouche: Pizza with Patrick Gremillion
Eating Out
Camping
Q&As!
Celebrity Encounters
Greetings & Salutations
Sleepovers
Gettin' Fancy
Neighbors
Fashion
Apartment Living
Video Calls with Mary Nguyen, Katie Elsaesser & Tory N. Thompson
Mystery Episode
Texting
Pop Culture Blindspots
Quizzes
Conspiracy Theories
Social Distancing
Small Talk
Podcasting with Will Hines
Dreams Part Deux - EPISODE 50!
Pranks!
Concerts with Gabe Fabricant & Cailey Follet
Grocery Stores
Car Accidents
Spills
Being Sick
Greeting Cards
The How Do We Human Oscars Extravaganza!
Waiting... In Public?!
Customer Service
Social Media
Dreams
Making Returns (Plus, A Little New Years Flair!)
Christmas
Gere-ing Up For The Holidays
Giving and Receiving Gifts
Vacations
Thanksgiving
Ride Shares with Patrick Gremillion
Amuse-Bouche: We Lead a Guided Meditation!
Receiving Criticism
Halloween
Parking
Promoting Yourself with Tory N. Thompson
We Take The Myers-Briggs Test
High School Socializing
High School Crushes with Mary Nguyen
High School Gym with Louise Sylvester
High School Extracurriculars with Derrick Lee Hood
High School Classes & Teachers with Cailey Follet
Ending Conversations with Wes Selby
Making Plans
Talking On The Phone
Navigating the Gym: No, For Real This Time
Navigating The Gym: Evan Tries To Tell A Story
Amuse-Bouche: G-G-G-G-G-Ghosts?!
Public Restrooms
Having (and Not Having) Hair with Katie Elsaesser
Road Rage
Parties
Being Photographed with Maya Samaha
Bad Food
Movie Theaters with Gabe Fabricant
Amuse-Bouche: The Cellino & Barnes Special
Elevators
Public Speaking
Job Interviews
Dancing in Public
Making Friends