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Ep.114 Quran Burning in Sweden! Mosques Free Gifts are Different in each Country!!

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Ep.113 HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Zainal joins us!!

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Ep.112 World Cup FINALS in KL! Qam went to KL and watched MUZ!

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Ep.111 Malaysian Linesman in the WORLD CUP?! Qam is into FEET?

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Ep.110 ANWAR is Prime Minister!!! Wakanda Forever review!

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Ep.109 LRT Breakdown in KL! Malaysian Comedians URGES you to VOTE!

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Ep.108 Douglas Lim is the next GOAT in Hip-Hop!? Muz hates MAMEE!?

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Ep.107 Syed Saddiq in TROUBLE!? President Halimah is an influencer!?

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Ep.106 Malaysian Flood Elections! Funeral stuck in a lift!?

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Ep.105 Zainal comes back an ROASTS Qam! F1 Madness!

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Ep.104 Qam just enjoys BAD things! Najib's daughter needs to STFU!

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Ep.103 Najib is sick!? RIP Queen. HDB Flats are basically Prisons?

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Ep.102 Najib finally in JAIL! Merdeka day was AITE!

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Ep.101 We love you CRACKHOUSE!!! Special episode!

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Ep.100 Singapore National Day! Missing Battleship in MY!

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Ep.99 QAM IS IN KL!!!! First in person podcast!

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Ep.98 Zainal returns! KL shuts down more venues! Zainal and his dad did WHAT in Bangkok?!

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Ep.97 KL Comedy updates! Qam's true feelings about Mat Kilau!

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Ep.96 Stripping Girl causes Comedy Club to shut down!! Feat. Keren Bala Devan

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Ep.95 Qam got COVID!? Man shits in public inside Singapore Mall!?

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Ep.94 R.I.P Adibah Noor. Uncle Roger HATES Singapore food!

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Ep.93 KTM Station in Singapore is pretty much Malaysia! Qam finds Jawi weird!!

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Ep.92 Why is CAMBRIDGE still judging Singaporeans!? Tradesman are far more important than other jobs!

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Ep.91 Malaysia bans chicken exports to Singapore!? Kopi keeps your dick hard for 4 HOURS?

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Ep.90 Ustaz banned from Singapore! Malay Comedy is just selfish improv!

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Ep.89 Sometimes you HAVE to give up on your dreams! DEBATE! DR STRANGE!

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Ep.88 Hari Raya a DAY early in Malaysia!? Qam wore a snapback as a songkok?

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Ep.87 Hari Raya Reunion! The boys are back together!!

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Ep.86 Boy pees in a foodcourt!? Don't sing on my plane!

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Ep.85 Ramadhan always got Qam in trouble! Singaporeans behave like A**Holes when they enter Malaysia!

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Ep.84 Ramadhan Vibes on Tinder!? Borders opened!!!!

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Ep.83 The Oscars SLAPPED this year! Singapore back to NORMAL!?

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Ep.82 3gp videos are Malaysian Filmmaking's legacy! Impossible Pork should be Halal!?

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Ep.81 What is a Chicken McCrispy!? Ramadan Bazaar in Singapore again?!

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Ep.80 Brunei hosts 3000 pax wedding!! Immigration leader annoyed at Harith's joke!?

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Ep.79 McGriddles is GOATed!! Muz likes Ketchup more than Chilli Sauce!?

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Ep.78 Najib is Dr.Strange!? Zainal doesn't want to come to Singapore!!

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Ep.77 Singapore Curry Chicken looks TRASH!! Gym people are useless!

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Ep.76 R.I.P Jonathan Atherton. Zainal used Man Utd to pick his Uni!!

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Ep.75 Happy CNY!! Qam is jealous of CNY! We are getting a bad rate during Hari Raya!

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Ep.74 Anti-MACC Protests needed better organisation! SG Night bus service is basically Rapid KL!!

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Ep.73 BRUNEI ROYAL WEDDING! Qam is just better than YOU!

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Ep.72 CORRUPT PEOPLE investigating CORRUPT PEOPLE! Singapore is TOO convenient!

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Ep.71 NEW YEAR, SAME SHIT!! Ramly should never be served with SIDES!

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Ep.70 Last Episode of the Year!! Qam has a crisis!

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Ep.69 KL is NOT in Selangor!? Johor is the best part of Singapore!

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Ep.68 Is Grab Malaysia's Success or Singapore's? Rosmah go home!

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Ep.67 Vegetables prices go UP?! The ACTUAL reason why Malays are 'Lazy'?

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Ep.66 The Problem with Maharaja Lawak Mega!! Special guest: PRAKASH DANIEL (3OTAK)

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Ep.65 Singapore-Malaysia VTL is opening!! Qam was the worst, most pretentious teen!!!

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Ep.64 Australia owned by Emus in the EMU WAR!? 3gp legendary videos! (Trigger Warning: Sensitive topics)

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Ep.63 We hate offices! Parking doesn't make sense to Muz! Malay Horror Tropes!!!!

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Ep.62 Qam struggles to understand the Agak-Agak lifestyle!? Minority can't celebrate a holiday AGAIN!

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Ep.61 ZAINAL is back!!!! $5000 worth of candy stolen in BRUNEI!!

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Ep.60 ANWAR HADI studied in Australia and met no Australians!? Qam doesn't dream anymore? Chappelle Special!

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Ep.59 Mastika been here for minute!!! Exams ain't that bad!

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Ep.58 Just Ebit Creepy!!! Sex toys for hysteria!!

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Ep.57 JANDA DISCRIMINATION!! Monarchy Minute with Muz!

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Ep.56 SENARIO Retrospective!! (Feat. Ashraff Mokhtar)

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Ep.55 Luwita Hana joins us!! Fridge magnets show whether you are rich or not! (Feat. Luwita Hana)

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Ep.54 Malay Marvel Character! Muz burns arcade tickets for Hungry Ghosts!

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Ep.53 Riezman is back!! We all DIE laughing!

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Ep.52 NEW YEAR! SAME US! Qam forgot about the bad things when dining out!

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Ep.51 1st ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!! Jumbo goodness with Zainal!

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Ep.50 Buying PIRATED stuff back in the day! Protest safely! #LAWAN

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Ep.49 Malay flirting cringes the soul!! Polis partying inside the station is WILD!!!!

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Ep.48 Qam follows all the rules! The world is hell!

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Ep.47 Singapore just has to get past Johor if there's a war!!

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Ep.46 Newspaper are now known as durian paper!! We read your DMs!!

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Ep.45 We need a Malay in the MCU!! Indian Muslims are just Malay?! (Feat. Siraj Aziz)

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Ep.44 (REUPLOAD) Do kids even know you used to BUY music? Singapore has a Snowflake MP?!

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Ep.43 Singapore had a mad RACIST week!!

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Ep.42 Disney Hotstar is shit compared to DisneyPlus SG! But Hand Sanitizer also Alcohol!?

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Ep.41 If You Wanna Be Healthy Eat a Salad, Leave Our Food Alone!

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Ep.40 Malay Comedians have the weirdest names! Qam isn't rich he just spends money!

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Ep.39 Selamat Hari Raya! We spittin BARS! Zainal eats Laksa with EGG NOODLES!?

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Ep.38 SAFWAN joins us! Singapore is filled with SNITCHES! BRUNEI has a SECRET POLICE!

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Ep.37 Qam shares his secret MAGGI technique! Muz eats noodles with Peanut Butter!?!

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Ep.36 SAFWAN WE SEE YOU!! Zainal is back! Ramadhan Miracle. (Ramadhan Special)

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Ep.35 RAMADHAN SPECIAL!!

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Ep.34 Qam shares the best Bars in Hip Hop History! Muz says Microsoft is SHIT! (Propaganda in Media)

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Ep.33 Can we STOP talking about pee!? Muz will not join you in the protest march! (Feat. Jacky Ng)

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Ep.32 LET ARTISTS SELL OUT...a little bit! Muz doesn't want to do Comedy! (Selling out)

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Ep.31 No one has ever spoken to the REAL Muz!! Riezman almost caused a comedy club to shutdown for not being Malay enough!?! (feat. Riezman Radzlan)

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Ep.30 Arabs in SG try to flex when they say their FULL name! Why are we obsessed with white people saying local words!?

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Ep.29 Mo Sidik joins us! We get the Indonesian's side! Malaysia and Indonesia bully Singapore (Feat. Mo Sidik)

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Ep.28 ZAINAL is back!!! Zainal shares a story about MUZ being a dick! Brunei Updates (feat. Zainal Bostaman)

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Ep.27 Qam still uses OUTLOOK! Muz hates the Health Minister! LKY had all the hoes!? (Feat. Raqib Karim)

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Ep.26 MUZ and Qam agree that air-frying is not cooking! Singaporean boy half-asses terrorism! (Terrorism/Extremism)

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Ep.25 GAJEN NAD joins us this week! Gajen attacks Qam from all angles! Muz loves WallStreetBets! (feat. Gajen Nad)

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Ep.24 Qam bought CONDOMS as an 11-year old! Muz thinks Qam is a dick! (Travel)

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Ep.23 Laksa Johor is wrong! Brian made Qam a sound guy! (Feat. Brian Tan)

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Ep.22 PUKI MAK KAU LOBANG SQUARE is still the GOAT! We share our favourite swears! (Malay Swears)

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Ep.21 ZAINAL is back!! We talk about 2020 and what we hope for 2021! (Year End Round-up)

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Ep.20 KAVIN JAY took cigarette bribes as prefect!!! (Feat. Kavin Jay)

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Ep.19 Qam thinks 'Peribahasa' is stupid!! Muz makes Qam uncomfortable with compliments! (Exams/School)

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Ep.18 Qam is not going to RSVP to you wedding if it's at a void deck! Muz thinks fruit stations at a wedding is stupid (Weddings/Marriage)

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Ep.17 Phoon Chi Ho has his house broken into during Ramadhan! Muz and Chi Ho exclude Qam from talking about food (feat. Phoon Chi Ho)

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Ep.16 We got FAKKAH FUZZ in the building!! Singapore is always prepared for war with Malaysia?! (feat. Fakkah Fuzz)

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Ep.15 ANWAR HADI was afraid for his life at a football game! Qam doesn't know real Laksa? (North vs South Malaysia feat. ANWAR HADI)

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