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Hump Day with Swanny & Friends — 431 episodes
Final Transmission (Maybe…)
Guest Friend - Simon Marshall
Guest Friend - Tony Jones
Guest Friend - Brad Lloyd
Someone has to police the mud
Guest Friend - Michael Christian
Is it worth the lollipop?
Dane took it well
Guest Friend - Peter Helliar
Guest Friend - Mark Williams
Wisdom chases you
Guest Friend - Jess Webster
Maths Science - Finals week 1
The return of The Librarian
Bonus round of Listener questions
Round 24 (+1) Maths Science for 2025
Bonus episode - Hawaiian listener questions
Guest Friend - Tony Shaw
Maths Science Round 23 - AFL Season 2025
Maths Science Round 22 (2025)
Is Dane Applying for the Vacant Dees Coaching Gig? And why a Pies Win will Anchor His Multi this weekend.
Jobe returns. From Fat Shaming to Peppa Pig.
Maths Science Round 21 (2025)
“Is it for the love of the game?" + Maths Science
Round 18 Maths Science for 2025
Guest Friend - Matt Hill
Round 17 Maths Science for 2025
Round 16 Maths Science for 2025
Guest Friend - Ben Dixon
Round 15 Maths Science for 2025
How do you live your life?!
Round 14 Maths Science for 2025
"School is for losers"
Round 13 Maths Science for 2025
Guest Friend - Luke Ball
Round 12 Maths Science for 2025
There was a sink
Round 11 Maths Science for 2025
Round 10 Maths Science for 2025
She Took Responsibility... Then Blamed the Umpires
The only thing I'd threaten is a good time!
Round 9 Maths Science for 2025
Guest Friend - Michael Roberts
Round 8 Maths Science for 2025
From that day forward
Guest Friend - Gary Ayres
Round 6 Maths Science for 2025
This is a non-heroin flight, ladies and gentlemen
Math Science meets Salmon Facials
It's weird to be best friends with everyone
Round 4 Maths Science for 2025
Why aren't they called baby grapes?
Round 3 Maths Science for 2025
Maths Science - Round 2 - AFL Season 2025
"I dont have to watch shows about gardening"
Guest Friend - Dyson Heppell
Nick Daicos: End of an era + Maths Science
Guest Friend - Sarah Hosking & Season preview
"You do Summery things in the Summer"
Bring XXXX? Don't come again
Guest Friend - Xander McGuire
“Taylor Swift: They only boo the good ones”
Dane responds to Kane
Guest Friend - Billy Brownless
Is that why the footy show hasn’t called me?
Bonus! 10 mins of Listener questions
Guest friend - Jack Heverin
Guest Friend - Adam Peacock
One day a week qualifies for a Xmas party!
Guest Friend - Ruby Schleicher
2010 reunion review & listener questions
Guest friend returns: Damien Fleming
Guest Friend - Titus O'Reily
Not a pool cleaner, nor a ruckman
Dane and Dusty - Last Crack
Guest Friend returns - Tom Morris
Dan finishing what he started
Guest Friend - Daniel Moor
North stung me again
Will Clarry swipe right for Geelong?
Guest Friend - Brett Ratten
The retired players didn’t die
Guest Friend - Nathan Murphy
Dane is also available for The Suns...at a price
"Stephen Quartermain you star" with Guest friend Quarters
80% of them wanted Dane Swan
Guest friend Trevor Marmalade: How Warney was a Duck's bunny!
Maths Science RDO feat. listener questions
Guest Friend - Dan Hannebery
What Dane would give for Petracca & Ralph's Footy Show cream pie truth.
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 23
Guest Friend - Jobe Watson
"I can see Dusty doing Players' night on FOX"
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 22
Guest Friend - Super Sainter Stevie Baker
Dim Sim Dane + Maths Science round 21
"I don't like the Hawthorn look-at-mes"
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 20
Reunions and recoveries
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 19
Mobility scooters + Maths Science
And then there were 2 + Maths Science
Its nice to get out and have my fill of men
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 16
Hall of Fame Dane and Mick Malthouse
Still not in Collingwood's Hall of Fame + Maths Science
"How I met Dusty" & guest friend Marko Allen, returns
"Melbourne fans have no class" + Maths Science round 14
Dane's Top 19 Players of the Top 20 Players of the Past 20 years, Guest Friend ABC's Ben Cameron, and Dane talks Hotel Buffets on the road
Would Dane coach in Tassie? And Maths Science.
Guest Friend - Russell Robertson
Dane responds to Rooey Rat Pack rip & Maths Science - Round 12
I thought I Was Gonna Lose a Kidney! Spot-Betting, and AFL Maths Science.
Guest Friend David Rhys-Jones: 'When I Knew I Was Done' & 'Robert Walls Was Brutal'
Dane Gets Turned On Watching Baby Reindeer & Maths Science: 'Playing the Tigers is Like a Bye'
Roasts, The Return of Richo, and Dane Comments on Scott Pendlebury's Schlong
Dane: 'If the Dogs Don't Beat Richmond, Bevo Won't Make it to Monday'. And Round 9 Maths Science.
Never Mind the Draw. Baby Reindeer WTF! And Will Sam Wicks get 'Hopoated' This Week?
Dane: 'Collingwood are Miles off at the Moment'. AFL Maths Science for Round 8.
Guest Friend Dr Peter Larkins. Dane: 'I Played Footy as a Kid, Cos Online Porn Didn't Exist'
Dane: 'Unfortunately I Don’t Produce Milk' & AFL Round 7 Maths Science
Guest Friend: Kate McCarthy; Swanny says 'There's No Way Mick Malthouse Could Coach Today'
AFL 2024 Round 6 Maths Science, Swanny says 'Luke Hodge Has No Idea'
Swanny: 'Essendon Are Such a Low Team' & Guest Friend Corbin Middlemas: "What the AFL have gotten wrong"
AFL 2024 Round 5 - Maths Science
Live from Adelaide with Dane the Boxer
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t relevant
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 3
Guest Friend - Jack Watts
AFL Season 2024 Maths Science - Round 2
The hard hitting topics of Listener questions
Season 2024 preview Maths Science with Heath Shaw
Opening Round - AFL Season 2024 Maths Science
How sincere do you think that apology was?
Dane's cooking show update and listener questions
He was just being a good friend
A year in review
I'm all out of Milk!
Guest Friend - Gideon Haigh
Chef Dane
Guest Friend - Sergio Paradise
Why are you so needy?
Medicinal Cocaine
We did one to prove Dane is alive
Guest Friend - Tom Morris
Why we didn't do a pod last week.
Guest Friend - Neil Balme
Listener questions + Maths Science Finals wk2
Guest Friend - Lynden Dunn
Maths Science - Finals Week 1 & Ralphy's Spring stable
Guest Friend - Champion Data's Daniel Hoyne
That's not a face washer
Guest Friend - Brett Deledio
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 24
I'm a DILF
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 23
Guest Friend - Mike Sheahan
Do meth labs use gas? + Maths Science Round 21
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 20
I hope Nick Daicos gets suspended
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 19
Guest Friend - MarkoAllen
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 18
Guest Friend - Sonja Hood
Split me down the middle and Maths Science Round 17
Fev left me stranded
Lunchies, Brunchies and Scrunchies
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 14
Guest Friend - Terry Daniher
Hyper Bowl Plus Maths Science!
I look like sideshow Bob
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 12
Legs don't get as cold as arms
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 10
I've walked so they can run
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 9
I'm a neutral unbiased, bias supporter + Maths Science Round 8
Pies did it for Ron
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 7
I've only got two highlights
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 6
Guest Friend - Chris Johnson
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 5
I was too tired to argue with umpires
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 4
Dane Swan paid up North
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 3
BONUS! Divorce advice and listener questions
Some people like an igloo
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 2
The towel gets me
AFL Season 2023 Maths Science - Round 1
Dirty Snowball
Season 2023 Maths Science Preview with Heath Shaw
Igloos and Maths Science
Guest Friend - Candice Wyatt
Another Jack Ginnivan hot take coz everyone else did
Guest Friend - Anthony Koutoufides
Guest Friend - Dermott Brereton
Dane's first week on the Job + Maths Science
Sock talk and listener questions 🧦🤪
We are in the Trust Tree
Yes, the Microphone is working
Guest Friend - Nathan Jones
Girl Dad Dane
We knew Pendles' off field antics would catch up with him!
Guest Friend - Brenton Sanderson
He's got a bit of Dane about him
You think this is easy?!
Guest Friend - Abbey Holmes
Brownlow Maths Science Scandal
Guest Friend - Nazeem Hussain
Guest Friend - Nathan Buckley
Catch up on Listener questions
Off-season holiday
It's like an upside down bath!
Listener questions
Guest Friend - Jason Richardson
The world doesn't want change until it happens
Guest Friend - Ben Darwin
Maths Science AFL Grand Final 2022
Guest Friend - Corey Mckernan
Dane's emergency surgery update/Maths Science
Guest Friend - Ex Swan Ted Richards and Guest Swanny - Jobe Watson
Mini Pod Special - How Ollie and Moods met The Queen and Dane didn't!
Maths Science AFL Semi Finals 2022
AFL Footballer privilege
I'm going to Glen Waverley
Maths Science AFL Finals week 1 2022
I'm not a sook, but
Guest Friend - Nathan Burke
He might tape it up
Maths Science AFL Round 23 Preview 2022
I'd answer honestly something dishonest
Maths Science AFL Round 22 Preview 2022
6 mins of listener questions
Guest Friend - Nick Maxwell
Maths Science AFL Round 21 Preview 2022
Maths Science AFL Round 20 Preview 2022
Leave my name out of it
Maths Science AFL Round 19 Preview 2022
How do Men Vab?
Maths Science AFL Round 18 Preview 2022
Fev stole my thunder
Maths Science AFL Round 17 Preview 2022
Put them away, I've had enough
Maths Science AFL Round 16 Preview 2022
Dane on De Goey
Maths Science AFL Round 15 Preview 2022
Guest Friend - Robbie Kearns
Maths Science AFL Round 14 Preview 2022
I cant believe players don't take drugs for fun these days
Guest Friend - David Neitz
Maths Science AFL Round 13 Preview 2022
Human maple leaf
Maths Science AFL Round 12 Preview 2022
I wait for you every Wednesday
Maths Science AFL Round 11 Preview 2022
Guest Friend - David Rhys-Jones
Maths Science AFL Round 10 Preview 2022
Hump day listener questions
Maths Science AFL Round 9 Preview 2022
I'm not paying for a physio
Maths Science AFL Round 8 Preview 2022
Guest Friend - Jimmy Bartel
Maths Science AFL Round 7 Preview 2022
Lifesaver Dane
Maths Science AFL Round 5 Preview 2022
Guest friend Jobe Watson returns & Dane's Giraffe issues
Maths Science AFL Round 4 Preview 2022
Nathan thinks he's funny
Maths Science AFL Round 3 Preview 2022
I knew what was coming
Maths Science AFL Round 2 Preview 2022
They're not connected
Maths Science AFL Round 1 Preview 2022
The missing Swanny and Warnie Podcasts
Maths Science Season 2022 Preview
Guest Friend - Damien Fleming 🏏
Not a hose
Mexican Maths Science & listener questions
I thought they were truffles 🍄
There's nothing holiday about an overseas holiday with an infant
Guest Friend - Liam Pickering
He called me Dwayne
Guest Friend - Damien Oliver
A Professional question asker
Guest Friend - Brendon Gale - CEO Richmond FC
Dane's missing Linkedin page
Mr. Eddie McGuire - Part 2
Mr. Eddie McGuire - Part 1
This is where is we differ
Bonus Episode - AFL Grand Final Preview
Bonus Episode with special guest Mark Bickley
A lot of zingers went down the toilet
Special guest, Brownlow medalist, Shane Woewodin
I haven't heard much from my Port Adelaide friends
You snooze you lose
AFL Semi Finals - Maths Science punting preview
I wanted Brownlow votes I never yelled at umpires
Part 2 - Finals maths science and listener questions"
Part 1 - I sit in my car and pretend I can drive somewhere
Pt 2: Listener questions to Leon and Dane
Pt1: Guest friend Magpie legend Leon Davis
Round 23 maths science punting preview
Round 22 maths science punting preview
Part 2 - Listener Questions & Round 21 Punting Preview
Part 1- Guest Friend: Jobe Watson
Bonus Episode - Round 20 AFL Preview
I'm going to celebrate my sacking
Bonus Episode - Round 19 AFL Preview
The juice wasn't worth the squeeze
Emergency Lockdown pod 4 our ppl
Bonus Episode - Round 18 AFL Preview
You just don't know because it's automatic
Bonus Episode - Round 17 AFL Preview
These birds haven't stopped chirping all morning
Bonus Episode - Round 16 AFL Preview
I've got more talent in my Pinkie foot!
Bonus Episode - Round 15 AFL Preview
My arms touched it, my hands didn't
Bonus Episode - Round 14 AFL Preview
I'll put the knee pads on...
Bonus Ep: Swanny's reaction to Breaking News around Bucks and Round 13 AFL Preview
A Farm at the back of Preston
Bonus Episode - Round 12 AFL Preview
I'm old enough to be their Dad
Bonus Episode - Round 11 AFL Preview
It's not something you can teach
Bonus Episode - Round 10 AFL Preview
The thing you push out is the present
"I keep forgetting they're from Adelaide" plus Round 9 AFL Preview
Dane's Collingwood chat and Round 8 punting preview
Bonus Episode - Round 7 AFL Preview
Special Guest Matthew Richo Richo Man
Bonus Episode - Round 6 AFL Preview
Bonus Episode - Round 5 AFL Preview
Episode 29's Listener questions
I couldn't be bothered using my thumbs
Bonus Episode - Round 4 AFL Preview
Ever played dead fish? With special guest Corey McKernan
Bonus Episode - Round 3 AFL Preview
My Brain is still there, my body isn't
Bonus Episode - Round 2 AFL Preview
Guest Friend - Adam Rozenbachs
#istandwithdarce with Luke Darcy guest friend
It's bump day with Swanny and friends
Part 2 Serious Collingwood chat and listener questions
Lord Heath Shaw
Daddy Dane and the most surreal experience of my life
Ben Graham - Superbowl stuff
Tiger Talk with Marko Allen
It's simple Maths Science
Tyson Goldsack and the Pregnancy Police
Pick #58 for Collingwood and Georgie Parker
A babymoon south of Daylesford
Talking Kobe, Shaq & Phil with Special guest: American Sports writer, Jeff Pearlman
Swanny's take on the trade
Special guest named Scott! (Dooley)
Saturday got away from us
Swanny's 2010 Grand final memories
No cashies but Candice
I've never put a hockey glove on
Do men ovulate?
Best of the Guests
Dane's nightclub advice for Eddie
What shape is a ring?
You're going to have to drop one on me
I'm a Corona survivor
We didn't reeeeaally trash the hotel room...
It's time: Urban Dictionary returns
The day starts whether you're up or not
It's a good time to be a polygamist
Hot dogs on face
I'd be careful of KFC before a massage
I find it hard to blame the Security Guards
I say hi to their dog
This is how stupid ppl are:
Do Chicken Chips contain chicken?
Taylor can be pretty blunt.
Kochie's is just a poor man's Eddie
Kochie's is just a poor man's Eddie
I knocked on Buck's door with a bong.
Dane's on and off field Teammates of the Century
You gotta use a mouse
Have you seen the party hole?
Daisy and Dane! Dale Thomas special guest!
I'm not a licensed medical professional
Corona Mirus Vask
Georgie's Parker's Non-AFLW Preview
Not if you Don't Know It's Happening
Even God has a day off! Guest Natasha Exelby
12 minutes to end the year
Candice for a cause
Positive hour with Paralympic P taker Don Elgin
The kid was watching my Netflix - With Brock McLean
Hero Week with V8 Star David Reynolds
The Snuffleupagus Is Real!
UFC star Jake Matthews and Dane's hypotheticals
Men Have Feelings Too
Peter Moody and Swanny - what could go wrong?
I Can't Believe the Titanic Sank
Dane's Hypotheticals with Sam R and Sam Newman
Dusty, Dane and Celine
Two at a time to save time - With Corey McKernan
I tried to let it out nicely
Economy does some weird things to ya
The Toughest Thing In Football
"I've never seen a purple carrot."
Sam Newman and Sam Riches
"Kid Looker Afterer"
Dane and Scott's politically correct footie talk
Coat Swap
Hard as a cat's head
Learn to love your interlock
Vegas: 6 days and 2 sleeps
When Taylor got home with the ginger
Drinking Bans Invite Nothing But Trouble
Is Veganism a disease?
C'mon Deidre
Trifecta of Tools
Tree Hugging
Dane the Daddy Blogger
You weren't getting an earn doing a lap on grand final day
Gatorade Vodka and have you washed the clothes?
No Worries Ken
The Softest Thing I’ve Ever Touched
As soon as I got to the MCG I couldn't stop getting it
Ed wears his heart on his face
Vic Roads and Dole Queues
Who are Dane and Scotty and why are they doing a podcast together