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I Hate This Team — 231 episodes
Neuromancini
A Trey Fix For Melancholy
Niklas Aaron-Olstefan
the overall third pick for the 2026 pick is Caleb Malhotra
Ivar Stancheraberg?
Johnson Riders
Annual New Coach Episode
Mocking On Our Drafts
No More Foote Job
Uhhh Two Swedish Twins and a Johnson? 😂😂😂
Schrödinger's Front Office
Wet Hot Pierre Dorion Summer
Polish Fusion ft. Hesse Deni and COAbrah
Podcast About Lists
Ding Dong The Witch Instead
Let's Go Buffalo feat. COA
Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him
BoyBoy West Coast Express
Emergency Podcast Mancini Re-Signs For Two Years
The Assassination of Stefan Heck by the Coward Crazy P
Creating Jim Benning in the Aggregate
Tyler Byers and Goner Goneland
Kash me in the locker room how bout dat?
Finland Puckmogged By NHL Points Leader
Reddit Gold for you sir,
Dumb and Dumberer
Bad Hypotheticals
Foote Fungus
PittsburghDadDefiant
Zeev Britney Alone!
Bad Foote Job
So Long And Thanks For All The Hits
Thank You Jim
This Rocks
The End of History
Zeev Peyser
Bubble Butt Bad Hockey Team Empire
This Is Our Year In Review
Scratching Our Debrusks
Zeevis and Buimhead
How to Blow Up a Prospect Pipeline
Need for Zeev ft. Ryan Lambert
play this sound if you feel unsafe after trading Quinn Hughes
10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Bo Horvat. Now we have no hope, no jobs, and no Horvat.
This Is Our Year To Draft First Overall
Nothing To Smile About In My Life
EPD scratchy got me like
Guy who has only seen Jim Benning: getting a lot of Jim Benning vibes from this
Who up trading they young 2C for Garland?
David Struggle
He Preventative On His Maintenance Til He Week to Week ft. Tyson Cole
12 Years A Slave To Wanting A Rebuild
the Blue Jays game had heart but ‘Puck in the Groin’ had a puck in the groin
Money on the Bored
The Vancouver Canucks May Never Win Again
Foote Notes
Ricky Toccsjardins
Gracefully accepting our Fell For It Again Award
Retroactive IR Joseph
I Want To Believe
This Is Our Year
PTO Joseph
Soon they'll be calling me MR. CAUTIOUSLY OPTIMISTIC
Happy Training Camp Eve Eve
Vancouver's Feeder Fetish ft. Tyson Cole
The Brave Little Predictions
Kudryavtsev donated 100 blood
NHL Offseason Tellality
Emergency Pod: Vitali Kravtsov signs league minimum two-way contract
I Heat This Pump
Bigo Hole Down the Middle
I Just Need A Bean feat. COAbrah
Scared Little Boy ft. John Cullen
Manufacturing Consent
Soon they'll be calling me MR. SUNK COST FALACY
BAH GAWD IT'S KANE
Hockey, db ft. Mike Hale
Abs vs Clit
if you like your Forbort…you can keep’em!
Whoever wins... We lose
Shoulda, Coulda, Woulda, (Sbisa)
Did Tocchet have a Foote out the door?
Canucks Get Some Of Their Holes Filled
TGTOW (Tocchets Going Their Own Way)
Ain't Nothing To Smile About In My Life
Another Canucks Mangement Masterclass
I Hate This Roxy Fever
I Need TO(li)P(ilo)
Ty Mueller's Day Off
Lots of O and Big D
Van Stockholm Clit Nucks
The Allbungler and Bungleford
I Know It's Over
Demko chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?”
The Goose is Cooked
ACAB includes YouTube Fast Food Reviewers
Hawk Tuah score on that thang lol
Send Connor Zary to the Hague
Somehow Jim Benning Returned
Deadline Eve
Pettersson or Boeser Do Something Challenge (DIFFICULTY: IMPOSSIBLE)
Petey's Hooch
Wetin Be Tyler Myers Thinking?
Annex These Nuts
A Vibeless Plain ft. COAbrah
Next Year This Year Is Our Year
The DPetey Glazing Hour
I'm seeing double, four emergency podcasts!
JT Miller has been compromised to a permanent end
MANIFEST
Elias Pettersson Therapy Session
the Quarter-Century I Hate This Team
The Emotional Sphincter Action of the Team
More Hronek Than Hronek
The Battle of the Myers
Loser Point for a Loser Team
if the Canucks trade Pettersson we are going to [REDACTED]
Insights Into Things
Canucks Number 1 Defenseman Tyler Myers ft. Chris James
Sea of Juulsens
The Vancouver Canucks are Vacugliding out of the playoffs
1000 Bruins Goals in 24 Hours ft. Tyson Cole
Sloppy Seconds
Konsta-nt Hell-enius ft COAbrah
Miller She Wrote
Heat Good Hush ft. @tom_on_here
Eternal Return
Quinn Hughes is a THUG
Kiefer Sherwood, you owe me a new keyboard sir
Buy Me Brännström or Go To Hell!
Non-Emergency Pod: Sprong Got Traded on Friday ft. Tyson Cole
Hypernormalisation (of the Buffalo Sabres missing the playoffs)
Decision 2024: Will Nils Åman Clear Waivers?
Powerplay more like Powershit
Emergency Pod: JT Compher Out With Diarrhea
Lank the Tank
Canucks hockey has me doing the INTJ stare
Welp, how about them Canucks?
Poolman? I Hardly Knew 'Em!
137 - Two Twins and a King Bob ft. Jackson McDonald
136 - Never Been More Ready To Get Hurt Again
135 - My Opinions ft. Stefan
134 - Game 8 Recap
133 - Bold, Zesty Predictions
132 - Drai Dick Rando
131 - Stefan needs to buy a Myers jersey
130 - The Warm Embrace of Uncertainty
129 - Hög Problems ft. Nate Ruess
128 - Our deepest fantasy... hockey picks
127 - OELol, lmao, ft. John Cullen
126 - Elicitation ft. Dan Boeckner
125 - Nappy Mode <3
123 - Joy Hockey Stick
122 - Top 10 Saddest Canucks Moments (patreon preview)
121 - A Dream of Sprong
120 - NightTime+ (patreon preview)
119 - Good News Honey ft. COAbrah
118 - Buy Me Practice Facility Or Go To Hell (patreon preview)
117 - Da Free Agency Guys ft. Tyson Cole
116 - A Quick One Before Jim Rutherford Devours July 1st (patreon preview)
115 - Putt Putt Chokes In The Stanely Cup Finals
113 - Rowdy Raucous
111 - Armchair GM
109 - Zaaaaaaaaa!
107 - Vigil
106 - Ape Coded
105 - Malignant Grin
104 - Ian Miles Cole (patreon preview)
103 - Big Butt Skinner
102 - We Nuh Fear Dem (patreon preview)
101 - Eternal Return
99 - Dan Murphy's Law
98 - Playoff Preview feat. John Cullen (UNLOCKED PATREON EP)
97 - Happy Birthday Stefan
95 - CONOR GARLAND clap clap clapclapclap
93 - clINching out buttcheeks
91 - Hronek-onomics
89 - I Guess The Snake
87 - Us like us - forever
85 - Don't Forget, You're Here Forever
83 - What Losing Streak? ft. Tyson Cole
82 - Colossus Disappointment (patreon preview)
81 - Hope Leaves
79 - do you believe in god Jacob Wallman?
77 - Petey, Oh!
76 - Did the Canucks hit an Elias Lindholmrun?! (UNLOCKED PATREON EPISODE)
75 - Our Refs Got This!
74 - Shrimp Boom Bah! (patreon preview)
73 - Family Core Values
71 - Kissing Expansion Cousins
70 - the Lamb Lies Down on Broadway and on Long Island ft. SexJ (patreon preview)
69 - The Nasty Sex Episode
67 - Alex Auld Lang Syne
66 - Hark the Harold Druken Sing
65 - Ribsanity (Patreon Preview)
64 - EMERGENCY JACK STUDNIKA TRADE POD just kidding
62 - Crucified Kuz ft. SexJ
61 - *nervously* yeah, im thinking we’re back (Patreon Preview)
60 - The Canucks Defence is big as hell now
59 - Day of the Outlaw ft. John Cullen
58 - not us. why? (Patreon Preview)
57 - Sober
56 - why not us? (Patreon Preview)
55 - This Is Our Year
54 - Tocchet! Yeah! Satellite of Loooove (Patreon Preview)
52 - Here lies Beauvillier, he never scored (patreon preview)
48 - Goner Goneland (Patreon Preview)
46 - Very Tasty on the Brisket (Patreon Preview)
44 - Hard to Say (patreon preview)
Catturd40 (Patreon Preview)
Call In Show (Patreon Preview)
Will the Canucks suck ass going forward? (Patreon Preview)
I Hate This Team Slightly Less (Patreon Preview)
Mockery Draft Thy Be (Patreon Preview)
The SHOCKING DOWNFALL of Oliver Ekman-Larsson (Patreon Preview)
Rink Magic ft. Mike C (UNLOCKED Patreon Episode)
Right in the Chouinards (Patreon Preview)
BBW Booty Spreader (Patreon Preview)
Hey at least the Oilers lost (Patreon Preview)
shit. piss. (Patreon Preview)
The Secret (as popularized by Oprah) (Patreon Preview)
Intent to blow (Patreon Preview)
Official Power Wishes (Patreon Preview)
Canucks Derangement Syndrome (Patreon Preview)
Ready to get hurt again (Patreon Preview)
23 - They’ve got energy drinks, you’ve got us
Dune (Patreon Preview)
22 - I Want To Believe
The Canucks are like an Ouroboros except both ends are the snake’s ass (Patreon Preview)
21 - Our Most Positive Episode Ever ft. Chris Faber
Never going to get better (Patreon Preview)