All Episodes

Fridge Lights, GPS U-Turn & Brad Pitt's Porn

Slow Walking, Bad Buffets & Zero Sugar Oreos

Middle Seat Madness, AI Besties & Sample Standoffs

Fake Steps, Car Concerts & Neck Pillows

Water Bottle FOMO, Messy Lawns & Window Food

Baked Potatoes, QR Code Menus & Vacation Meltdowns

Arm Flaps, Hotel Eggs & KFC Letdown

Toaster Strudel, Painted Toes & Elevator Judgement

Midnight Peeing, Purse Shame & Receipt Hoarding

Sour Candy Regrets, Gorilla Glue & Tankini Trauma

Panties, Salmon Burgers & Deviled Dills

Quicksand, Ravioli & Irrational Fears

Midlife Meltdown, Dirty Sodas & Karen Carpenter

Crop Tops, Patio Creeping & Braless Freedom

Weather Obsessed: The New Midlife Personality

Bruschetta, Boxed Wine And Stupid Mistakes

White Panties, Dolly Parton & Patio Season

Appetizer Angst, Hormones and Adult Lunches

Pale Ankles & Salty Snacks: A Canadian Survival Guide

500 Episodes of Judgement, Sass & Laughter

Lazy Shoes, Cheap Bananas & Ridiculous Menus

Saucy Mayhem, Chip Clips & Unhinged Opinions

Broken Boots, Hillbilly Jeans & Spa Day Squabbles

Kegels, Food Fails & Gen X Memories

Fruit Cups, Bowling Shoe Nightmares & The Bro Code

Slippery Stories, Boybands and Midlife Mayhem

Coffee Pot Panties, Grapefruit Regrets & Saggy Boobs

Savvy Observations: From Camel Toes to Mediocre Men

Angel Wings: Take 'Em and Shove 'Em

Fashion Flops, Shankle Season and Misguided Compliments

Bras, Pleated Pants And The Audacity Of It All

Questionable Hygiene, Steak Regrets and Midlife Rants

Midlife Madness: Fake Teeth, French Onion Soup & Impatience

Manageable Meat, MTV Memories And Midlife Exhaustion

Organized Chaos, Psychic Nonsense & Sugar Problems

Public Scratching, Weather Woes and Heated Debates

Texting Trauma, Resolutions and Taylor Swift

Oatmeal Joy, Baggy Jean Drama & Charcuterie Chaos

Fruitcake: The Holiday Brick We Can't Seem To Kill

Inspirational Panties, DIY Denim Disasters and Squirting Sausages

Comfy Pants, Sloppy Crocs and Couch Naps

Santa's Lap, Grilled Cheese Heaven and Boob Relocation

Advent Angst, Retail Rants and Mediocre Meals

Washroom Woes, GenX Snacks and Signs From Above

Bush Thongs to Breastfeeding: We Got Questions

Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau and Other Modern Disasters

Pumpkin Spice, Oven Mitts and Other Fall Confusions

Adult Soothers, Fruit Cups and Gen X Drama

Trump, Chicken Wings and Signature Outfits

Sneezing: The Orgasmic Imposter

Best Before Dates: The Ultimate Food Conspiracy

Tarot Card Warnings: You're Screwed

Crackhoe Motels, Slush Puppies and Beet Salad

Stage Lights to Tail Lights: Air Canada's Strike Detour

Craving Control: A Bite-Sized Battle

Grocery Store Gladiators: Conveyor Belt Battle

Meh: A Verbal Tug Of War

Kiss Cam Chaos, Colbert's Curtain Call & That Epstein Guy...Again

Fiber Fiascos & Sunburned Sass

Girl Dinner & Grocery Bag Battles

Diary Of A Domestic Slacker

Praise Be...To What Exactly?

Calories: The Unseen Enemy

Confessions Of An Email Hoarder

Dear God, Can't You Text!

Sex, Arm Flaps and Saggy Jeans

Salty Secrets From The Drawer

When Sex And Ice Cream Collide

Food Cravings: The Smokey Maple McMuffin Debate

Baby News, Wine Woes and Pope Draft Picks

Clap On, Clap Off: The Nuisance Neutralizer

Glamping With Jesus

Chaos And Cluelessness

Backwards Underwear: A Literal Pain In The Ass

Manhandling Bananas, Weekend Bras and Diet Deals

Unlearn16: Politics And Beyond

The Allure Of Naughty Nighttime Toast

From Pancakes to Politics

Shallow Bitches: Laughing Through Chaos

Confessions Of A Hot Mess

Sharp Knives, Cold Foam and The Art Of Not Sharing

Open Door Books: Just Porn On A Page?

Pissy and Preoccupied: Sam's Two P's

Strippers, Free Samples And Americas Best Dressed Dictator

Lisa's Guide To Blaming The Universe

Button Betrayal: MacGyver To The Rescue

Tastes Like Taint, Gyno Prep & GenX Survival

Menopausal Smells, QR Code Hatred & Delusional Declarations

The 80s Dexatrim Diet: Full Speed Ahead

Gods B List: A Spiritual Shortcut With A Side Of Judgement

Hooters Intrigue: Lisa Dares And Sam Despairs

Poop Shake, Generational Quirks and Divine Debates

Swiftie Scams, Midlife Mayhems and Santa's Background Check

Diaper Drama, Bread Battles and Senior Menu Scams

America's Season Finale

Neck Creams, Lazy Dogs and Gluten Free Glitches

Fashion Fiascos, Impulsive Sharing and Weighted Blankets

Breaking News: Alex Brown Stops By To Chat

Celebrity Shame and The Netflix Game

Baby Daddy Drama and Potluck Trauma

Decadent Disasters and Preplanned Farts

Don't Flush That!

Walmart Woes, Mascara Mishaps and The Power Suit

Dodgeball Diplomacy, Wordle and The Flintstones

Peanut Butter Etiquette, Dining Disasters and Old Lady Hands

Croc Confessions, Thong Sightings and The Time Out Mom

Travel Tales, Bestie Bracelets and Washroom Woes

GenX Grooves, Penis Gate 2024 and Crossbody bags

Airplane Attire, Fantasy Football and The Pickle Craze

Olympic Buzz, Vaseline Tricks and Kamala Harris

Prayer Lines, Stanley Cup Fun and Soap Dispensers

Condiments, GenX and Sainthood Skepticism

Presidential Debate, Vacation Stress and Sarah Burke

Trailer: I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam

Weather Woes

Practicing Our Smiles

Gathering Our Thoughts

Body Odour Be Gone

Hot Girl Walks

Grandma's McFlurry?

Milestone Mayhem

Brunch Board Brilliance

Bestie Bracelets??

Unexpected Therapy

Panty Predicaments

Sniffing Bleach

French Fry Fantasy

Python Nightmares

Homelife Confessions

So Many WTFs

But Is It A Lie?

The Pee Pad Years

You Jerk!

I Am Not A Robot

It Ain't Covid

I Got This Nancy!

It's A Burger...

Lisa's Lazy Sweatshirt

Winter Sucks

Polar Plunge Baby

Slothing Around

Boozy Cocoa

Subtle Side Bang

Reusable Hoarder

No, I'm The Boss!

Don’t Ya Dare

Tree Obsessed

The Gift Of Friendship

Happy As A Pig In Sh*t?

Cringe Worthy!

The 80s Bathroom!

Pumpkin Conspiracy

Water Slide Wedgie

Crocs With Socks

Jump In And Judge

Let’s Paint

Leggings vs Leggins

Never Again!!

Something Smells...

It Will Kill You

Up In Arms!

Smells Like Fish?

Seems Questionable!

Dirty Cake Money

Pillow Talk

In Or Out?

Grocery Wars!!

Swinging Unsupervised!

Is It Cake?

Summer Camp Woes

Cheese Chasers!

Somebody Say Circus?

No Garden!

Milk’s Back!

We Have Company!!

Dear God...WTF

Good, Bad, or Indifferent!

What’s With The Clap?

Just My Opinion!

Do We Act Our Age?

Adult Piñata Party

Loser With A Loop Hole

Let’s Pickle A Pickle!!

You’re So Squirrelly!

The Cucumber Special!

Toast Years?

Shake It Till Ya Make It

Wasted Thank You!

Remember That?

Salt It Up!

Killer Of Plants!

Sit And Watch?!

A Better Me?

Chicken Legs Running!

Santa’s Little Helper

It’s Not My Job!

The Show Stopper is...

Pardon Me?!

A Total Coat Conundrum!

Ready For This?

Where Is There?

Behind The Wall

Let’s Go Skwining!

All Riled Up!!

Silently Judging!

Road Map Of Nastiness!

One Chip Challenge?

She’s Gone!

Rub A Dub Dub

Flying Cheap!

Was It That Funny?

It’s An Observation!

Those 70’s Moms!

Why So Defensive?

Fake Fan’s On Notice!

You’re So Screwed!!

Can I Potter?

Will They Survive?

When’s The Fire Done?

Who’s A Pretty Girl?

Naughty Muffins!

You’d Drive Me Nuts

Working The Corner!

Since Sliced Bread?

Afternoon Delight!!

I Hate You Already!

Golfer’s We Ain’t!

The Friendly Gnome

Like Raising A Baby?

Don’t Send Fruit!

We Made It!!

We Have Trust Issues

The Wheel Of Life!

I Got The Magic In Me

Problem Isn’t Poutine!

Seems Un-Mannerly!

We’re Over It!

Condiment Hierarchy?

Meet Jerry!!

Giddy Up Turtle!

Fast Walker?!

Wanna Wordle?

Very Adulty Of Us!

F**k It, I’ll Do Better Tomorrow!

Feel The Burn!

This Still Happens?

One Big Dilemma!

I Got The Gift!

Slow Eat, Quick Heat

Animal Up!

Is It Ten Yet?

Boom Baby Expansion?

The Butchered Bagel

Dear Buffet!

Swallow or Spit?

They Seem Too Booty!

A No Win World?!

Feels Like A Hug!?

It‘s Undignified!

Let Me Train You!

It‘s A Must Have!

I‘m In Love!

MY Spirit Animal?

Eating For Two?

It All Goes Back?

Our Best For You!

Yes, That Laurie Gelman!

She Reads To Me

Where’s My Weenus?

I Maced My Face!

It’s Like A Souffle

Is This A Weed?

We Excel At...Nothing!!

Hello Summer Donuts!!

Prepared By Others!

Not Mr. Freezie!

Not Mr. Freezie!

I Might Be Vegan?

I Might Be Vegan?

People Love Them!?

Urethra Franklin??

Controversial Cheese?

They Were Canoodling!!

Silent But Deadly

Cheer Captain

Problems Out Of Problems?

She’s Good!!

My Password Is...

Can’t Have It All!

Just Call Me Dora!

Shut The F**k Up!!

I Hate This Stuff

Dragon Slayer

A Tall Dark Blonde

They Hate Alf?

Hey Bobby Flay...

We See You!

Are They In There?

What Banana Are You?

If You Dare!

Clothing Optional?

Oh Christmas Shrub!!

You’re Out Of What?

Is It A Casserole?

I Am The Walrus!

Gargle and Spit!

American S**T Show!!

I’m A Donut Queen!

It’s Not A Clown Car!!

Really 2020!!

Too Many Choices!

Grill Cheeze Me!

Everything Has A Name!

Sauces Are Life!

Dancing With Tigers?!

Am I Glamorous?

The Pampered Penguin

Gardener You Ain’t!

You Aren’t The Winner!

Five Days Too Many!

Just 1 Not 2

You’d Be Annoying!

Secrets Second Cousin?

A Six Hour Tour?

All You Need Is....

She’s No Angel!

Not Everyone Loves You!

Hey Soul Sista!

We Are Losers!

Jann Arden Stops By!

Let Me, Help You!

Tomato Is The New Watermelon

Duck and Swerve!

Who Eats Bubblegum?!

Lisa Is Feisty Tonight!

Woe Is Me!!

Fun Times Ahead!

Long Hair Don’t Care!

A Girls Gotta Eat!

Hair Dye And Chill

One And Done!

#HeyBabe

Oops We Did It Again...

Train Wreck!

Wanna Track Your Poo?

How’s It Hangin?

Thank God For Rob Lowe!!

Next Stop...Space!

A Little Off Key?!

You’re An Asshole!!

What’s that Smell?

Yes...I Can Fly!!

Dirty Little Secret!

Tin Man Needs Oil!!

Buh Bye Liz!

Forty Below...WTF

Donut Dilemmas!

All Shrimped Out!!

Cake Doesn’t Kill You!

Boom Baby!!

Is It The Full Moon??

Agree to Disagree

The Boys Are Back!

Baking Mittens and Toques?

Yes, Its True!

Say That Again?

I Shouldn’t Have Told You!

Going Rogue!!!

Stop With The Questions!

DON’T! Mess With The Lettuce!

You Can’t Hit???

Bringing Sexy Back!?

Leaves. Leggings and Lattes!

Dear Mother Nature!

HELP!!

The Winner is...

So Ridiculous!

We Got This!!

Signs are everywhere!

Let’s hear it for plastic!

She’s Back!

Reboot Episode 150 | You Don’t Know Squat!

Reboot Episode 149 I Want A New Judge

Sneak Peek!

And so it begins...

Always At Her Expense!

Funny, Not Funny ...

Did you need to share?

Cold, Cars and Treats...

It’s hot in heeere!!

Hot Dog Curler...WTF!

Say What?!

Hey, Pay Attention!

Ready, Set, Summer?

I was just thinking...

And Two Became Three...

Stop With The Face!

One Click Away...

Baby Shark...DoDoDoDo

And then we drank...

Hmmm...that got weird

Oh No You Didn’t!

Belly Up!

Edible What!

Brain Freeze!!

Snotty Mess!!

On Location!

It’s An Inner HaHaHa...

Guess What!

Let’s do this!

We Out!

You got what?

Really? Really!

Sorry We Sang

Why Us!

The Merican

Ricky, Stop That!

Sleep, Who Needs It!

Why Did We Do That?

Time Is Money!

I Hate Them All!!

Who Knew!?

What A Week!

Does It Need Fixing?

What Was That!

What Do You Name?

You, Are A Talker!

I Thought We Were Smart?

Do We Need To Know That???

They Didn’t Kill Us!

Yep, We Made It!

Just Pick One Already!

Look Who’s Back!

You Don’t Know Squat!

I Want A New Judge!

See Ya In Three!

Let’s Get This Party Started!

Don’t Freak Out!

Luck Be A Lady Tonight?

Nope...Never!

Lie To Me

Let’s Get Physical?

Old, Used and Worthless?

Fine...I’ll Go!

Peeves and Annoyances!

Does The Early Bird Really Get The Worm?

Frosting or Filling?

365 Days... But Who’s Counting!

Spring, It Ain’t Coming!

Stranger In The Car!

Where’s My Space?!

Wal-Mart, Easter Candy and So Much More!

Yep, We Are Creeping Your Fridge!

She’s a Crabby Crab!

I Did Not Just Hear That!

Exotic Floor Flush?

A Little 80’s Pick Me Up!

Valentine’s Day... Yay or Nay?

Valentines Day...Yay or Nay?

No I’m Not...Yes You Are!

Don’t Google This or That!

We are Canadian...eh!

Does Reality TV Rot Your Brain?

Built for Hibernation!

Testing, testing...does this thing work?

NO MORE CHRISTMAS!!!

Can we be done with the season?

Going to find Jann Arden!

We are IN THE SEASON!

Tis the Season!

Dear Black Friday...

The Magic of Childhood Cartoons!

Our Inner Dudes Are Revealed!

You think you know us?

Get your Spooky on!

The problem with Pickles!

Child Stars...how you doin?

It’s Sam’s Birthday!

Giving Thanks for Comfy Pants and Hair Dye!

A lot about nothing!

Summer Shrunk My Winter Clothes!

Gotta love the 70’s!

When in doubt, throw it out!

What tv do you watch when nobody’s looking?

All things Saturday Night Live!

We ❤ Elvis!

What...no cell service?!

One Tweets and One Creeps!

Condiment Loyalty...what side are you on?

Lisa campground champion, Samantha watersport diva!

Summer TV Game Shows

Shake the magic 8 ball?

Who doesn’t love an infomercial?

Are my shoes too white?

Pyjamas or not?

To Google or not to Google?

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

Up next, Oprah, Jann Arden and James Corden...

Who says Oil and Water don’t mix?

Sam caveman, Lisa millennial?

Shopping gone wrong!

Really, you can’t live without that?

Dear younger self...

My cooking tastes like necessity!

Are we too old for this?

Let’s try something new!

To text or not to Text?

Lisa wants a better phone than Sam’s Mom

Allergies, some real, some trendy

I think winter shrunk my summer clothes

Habits and Nicknames

The Bunion Years

Soap Operas and Harlequin Romance Novels