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If You Can Keep It — 93 episodes

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S7-E9: The Final Curtain

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S7-E8: Come on Down!- It's the Obama Episode

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S7-E7: We're Pretty Sure that We're Not Sure - The George W. Bush Story

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S7-E6: The Bill Clinton Calamity

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S7-E5: The HW stands for "Hey! Wacky Sock Day!" - George HW Bush

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S7-E4: Nearly Nude - The Ronald Reagan Story

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S7-E3: Peanuts and Jesus - The Jimmy Carter Story

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S7-E2 - President Huntsberger - AKA Gerald Ford

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S7-E1 - Crookery, CREEPiness, and Love Letters to Pat: The Richard Nixon Story

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S6-E15: Don't Be a Jumbo - The LBJ Story

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S6-E14: JFK Part II - The Assassination

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S6-E13: Money, Catholicism, TV Debates, and the Presidential Art of Not Keeping It in One's Pants - JFK Part 1

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S6-E12: Ol' Duckpin - Dwight D. Eisenhower

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S6-E11: Poof! You're the President - Harry S. Truman

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S6-E10: Especially Stamp Collecting - FDR and the Longest Presidency Ever

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S6-E9: His Own Damn Dam - The Herbert Hoover Story

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S6-E8: Strikingly Nondescript - Calvin Coolidge

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S6-E7: A Boob and a Bag - The Warren G. Harding Story

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S6-E6: See You Next Tuesday - The Woodrow Wilson Story

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S6-E5:Pauline the Missing Prize Cow and the Rise and Fall of Billy Possum - The William Howard Taft Story

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S6-E4: Speak Softly and Walk on Stilts - The Teddy Roosevelt Story

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S6-E3: Out of the Cleveland Sandwich and Onto Better Things- The William McKinley Story

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S6-E2: The Meat in the Cleveland Sandwich: Benjamin Harrison

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S6-E1: #Cleveland: Steve the Cleve

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S5-E24: Fancypants Arthur

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S5-E23: Dirty Fingers and a Bulls**t Metal Detector - The James A. Garfield Experience

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S5-E22: Granny Lemonade Ruthy Hayes - Rutherford B. Hayes

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S5-E21: Beef, Bourbon, and ... jobs - Also Ulysses Grant.

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S5-E20: Ulysses, Hear Me Out - Andrew Johnson and His Little Fellows

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S5-E19: Babe-raham Lincoln

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S5-E18: Ol' Buck the Dough Face: James Buchanan and Being the World's Less-Than-Okayest President

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S5-E17: The Litmus Does Not Exist: A Conversation about Franklin Pierce and Other Things

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S5-E16: World's Okayest President - Millard Fillmore

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S5-E15: Old Rough and Ready - Zachary Taylor

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S5-E14: Down with the Codfish Aristocracy!

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S5-E13: His Accidency, John Tyler

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S5-E12: Cranky Cider One and Done-er - Poor Old William Henry Harrison

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Getting to know your Hosts: The Sam Edition

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Getting to know your Hosts: The Amanda Edition

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S5-E9: Wine Break!

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S5-E8: Martin Van Buren

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S5-E7: Pregnant with Bullets - Andrew Jackson

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S5-E6: Accidentally Aged Aged Cheddar and the Yankee Doodle Food Song

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S5-E5: The Original Florida Man - James Monroe

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S5-E4: The Pocket President - James Madison

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S5-E3: Proactive Whack-A-Mole - Thomas Jefferson

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S5-E2: Presidential Minisode 2 - Hyperbole Adams

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S5 - E1: Presidential Minisode 1 - George Washington and the Impeachment Inquiry

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The Impeachment Tea

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S4 - E13: Hashtag Petty - The 27th Amendment

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S4 - E12: Redemption Donuts, Chicken Tubes, ALICE Drills, and 'Nam - The 26th Amendment

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S4 - E11: Butterfly Dominoes - The 20th, 22nd, 23rd, and 25th Amendments

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S4 - E10: Our Daughters' Daughters will Adore Us - The 19th Amendment

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S4 - E9: A Flower of Bad Ideas - the 18th and 21st Amendments

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S4 - E8: the good, the bad, and the eh - the 16th, 17th and 24th Amendments

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S4-E7: What the Fact? - The 15th Amendment

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S4-E6: The Confederate Penalty Box - The 14th Amendment, Part 3 of 3

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S4-E5: Hooks and Concepts - The 14th Amendment, Part 2 of 3

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S4-E4: Be Still and Know That I Am The Logic - The 14th Amendment Part 1 of 3

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S4-E3: Penance for America's Original Sin: The 13th Amendment

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S4-E2: Electile Dysfunction: The 12th Amendment

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S4-E1: Suit Up: The 11th Amendment

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S3-E10: At Whom the Buck Stops: The Tenth Amendment

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S3-E9: Bork: It's Not What's for Dinner

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S3-E8: Decency, Schmecency: Part 2 of 2 of the Eighth Amendment

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S3-E8a: Minisode: Farewell Senator

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S3-E7: Kiss My Assets: Part 1 of 2 of the Eighth Amendment

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S3-E6: Go Ahead and Start at Seamen: The 7th Amendment

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S3-E5: The Fetch of Yore: The 6th Amendment Part 2 of 2

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S3-E4: Preciously Ascertained: Part 1 of 2 of the 6th Amendment

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S3-E3: Raisins, Boats, and Sam's Hypothetical Death Ray

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S3-E2: If You Can Steep It

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S3-E1: Indicting a Ham Sandwich

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S2-E13: The Wrist of Assistance: Part 2 of 2 of the 4th Amendment

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S2-E12: unwarranted: part 1 of the 4th amendment

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S2-E11: Quartering vs. Quartering: The Third Amendment

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S2-E10: Guns Blazin' - 2A, Part 2 of 2 - Black Panthers, The NRA, and Individual Gun Rights

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S2-E9: Shooting a Dead Horse- 2A, Part 1 of 2 - A Well Regulated Militia...

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S2-E8: Oh, Crumbs: The Rights to Petition and Assembly

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S2-E7: Porn, Profanity, and Protected Speech

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S2-E6: The Hammer Pants Devil, Cake, and the First Amendment

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S2-E5: Your Right to Party - An Introduction to the Bill of Rights

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S2-E4: The Island of Misfit Articles

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S2-E3: Article III: A Judiciary Spooktacular

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S2-E2: Article II: The Executive Power, Oprah, and Hijinx

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S2-E1: Going to the Brain Gym

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S1-E7 Surprise Ending

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S1-E6 Ratification and a Little Extra

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S1-E5 We've Composed Ourselves: The Federalist and Anti-Federalist papers... Finally

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S1-E4 Get Off My Lawn: The American Revolution

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S1-E3 Our Sacred Honor: The Declaration of Independence

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S1-E2 George III: Why can't we have nice things?

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S1-E1 If you can keep what, exactly?