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I'm Not Drunk, I'm Autistic — 94 episodes

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Masturbating In The Mental Ward

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Autistic Knits Episode 12

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You Ever Been To The Ledges, Bro?
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Realigning My Chakras
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Autistic Knits Episode 11
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Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
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I'm A Social Butterfly
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The Perfect Epsiode
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Playing The Autism Card
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Brave Little Toaster Oven
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A Fairy Happy Birthday To Me Volume 2
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Autistic Knits Episode 10
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At Least My Trauma Is Providing Me Content
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To Socialize Or Not? Who The Fuck Knows
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Talking Turkey
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I'm Stuck
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Autistic Knits Episode 9

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Masking On Halloween
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Hostess With The Mostest
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'Tism Talk Episode 8

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Lonely Little Mushroom
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Hearth Fairy Fibers
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'Tism Talk Episode 7
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Oh, Shut Up, Open Wide, Here I Come
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All Is Groovy
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Meeting Strangers On The Interwebs
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My Life Is An Existential Crisis
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'Tism Talk Episode 6

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Your Meat Puppet Is Your Canvas
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Movin' On Up
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Flight Or Fight
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Please Stop Setting Off Loud Flammable Explosives Near Me
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You Did This To Yourself
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When My Lack Of Executive Functioning Beats Out My Jewishness: The Story Of How I Should Be Better At Money Things

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35

'Tism Talk Episode 5

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Translating The Mysterious Language Of Autism

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In My Own Little Corner
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I Got Dem Ol' Kozmic Blues Again Mama!
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'Tism Talk Episode 4

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A Tale Of Respite Woes
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'Tism Talk Episode 3

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Working 9 to 5. Oh, Wait. I Can't. Dolly Parton, Beer Me Strength.
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They're Hot! They're Nuts! They're Suicidal!
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A Collage Of An Episode
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Well, I'm Cracking One Open With The Boys By Myself

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46

Age Is Just A Number

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47

'Tism Talk Episode 2

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48

A Tall Glass Of Control Sounds Pretty Nice Right About Now

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'Tism Talk Episode 1

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How My Autism And Sexual Abuse Intertwine

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51

Get It While You Can

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52

You Don't Own Me

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53

Tell Me What You Know About The Night Terrors, Every Night
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#I Don't Know What The Fuck I'm Doing

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55

I Only Want To Be With You
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My Lesbian Sex Cult In The Woods

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57

Echo, Echo, Echolalia

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58

You're All Looking At My Tits Now, Aren't You?

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Human Beings Are A Waste Of Breath. Don't Think I Exclude Myself, I'm An Asshole Just Like You

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60

Where The Fuck Is Molly?

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61

Mother's Little Helper

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62

Today Is The Day Humans Call New Year's Eve: An Ode To My Past Selves

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63

Self Diagnoses Are Valid

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A Fairy Happy Birthday To Me!

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You Know, I'd Give You Everything I've Got For A Little Peace Of Mind

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66

Concussion Junction, I Can't Function

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Fixin' To Be Fixated

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68

It's Ok To Tell Your Family To Fuck Off

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69

I'm Gonna Lose My Goddamn Mind

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I'm A Community College Dropout And Proud Of It

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71

The Hell That Is High School

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I Probably Won't Kill Myself Today

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73

Extra, Extra, Read All About It

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I'mma Just Pass Out For A Quick Second

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75

I'm Not Drunk, I'm Autistic: The Origin Story

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Life's Too Short Not To Stim

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77

Meat Puppets Are The Worst

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78

It’s Gonna Get Severe Up in Here. Weather, That Is.

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79

Baby, You Can Drive My Car

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80

Eye Contact Can Suck My Dick

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81

I've Eaten Nothing But Frosting Today

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Rambles Of A Burnt Out Autistic

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83

I Second That Emotion

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84

Walk Up To The Club Like, What Up I Have Social Anxiety And I Want To Go Home

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85

I'm Not Dumb, I'm High

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86

Freeze Up? No. Meltdown!

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87

My Vessel, My Rules

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88

The Government Is Keeping Us Awake, Man

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89

Double Rainbow

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90

Little Jewish Lawyers In My Head

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91

A Good Yarn

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92

Dancing In The Rain Like A Drugged Out Hippie

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Respect Your Local Autistic

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94

Trailer

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