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I'm Reviewing Here! — 102 episodes · page 1 of 2
WERCKMEISTER HARMONIES (2000) - Free Willy
ORLANDO (1992) - Queen Tilda
A CITY OF SADNESS (1989) - Taiwan. Family. History. Tony Leung.
ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER (1999) - The Movie That Made Me Unhealthily Obsessed with Spanish
WHERE IS THE FRIEND'S HOUSE? (1987) - Childhood. Innocence. Kindness. Awww.
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO ST. MATTHEW (1964) - Italian Jesus!
ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA (1984) - Jewish Gangsters and Opium and Noodles
AMARCORD (1973) - Fellini the Lover. Fellini the Devil. Fellini the Fantastic.
VIVRE SA VIE (1962) - The Passion of Nana (the Christ, I Mean)
OUT OF THE PAST (1947) - What Is with These Loud Punch Sound Effects?
IKIRU (1952) - In Akira Kurosawa We Trust
THE YOUNG AND THE DAMNED (1950) - Poverty, YIKES
LAST YEAR AT MARIENBAD (1961) - I Think I Know No You Don't Yes I Do No You Don't Yes I Do No You Don't
L'ARGENT (1983) - Money Is BADDDD
UN CHIEN ANDALOU (1929) - It's All About That Eye
OUT 1 (1971) - 13 Hours of Theater People Screaming...
SYMBIOPSYCHOTAXIPLASM: TAKE ONE (1968) - A Documentary Inside a Documentary Inside a Documentary
HEAT (1995) - Don't Be a Criminal Because Like It's Just So Not Worth It
UNDER THE SKIN (2013) - E.T. 2: Black Widow
THE EXTERMINATING ANGEL (1962) - Where You Goin'?! I'm Leavin' You! No You Ain't!
MEMORIES OF UNDERDEVELOPMENT (1968) - Cuba. A Man. A Woman. Cynicism.
BLACK NARCISSUS (1947) - The Nun III - The Himalayas
RED DESERT (1964) - Depression Depression Depression Depression Depression Depression
THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY (1966) - The Birth of the Clint Eastwood Snarl
CHARULATA (1964) - May I Eat This Movie Please?
LETTER FROM AN UNKNOWN WOMAN (1948) - First Love Is Such Sweet Despair...
HIROSHIMA MON AMOUR (1959) - Just....SO MUCH Poetry
THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS (1942) - Oh My... I... Oh Wow...
MAGNOLIA (1999) - It's Raining Frogs, Hallelujah, It's Raining Frogs
WINGS OF DESIRE (1987) - Angels with Fear of Missing Out
PYAASA (1957) - When You're Annoyed, SING
RAN (1985) - Look at the Blooooooood
GREED (1924) - Money and a Creepy Dentist Who Wants....Money
LOVE STREAMS (1984) - The Dog and the N*ked Man...
AN AUTUMN AFTERNOON (1962) - We All End Up Alone. THE END.
THE RIVER (1951) - Don't Play with Cobras or Fall for One-Legged Older Captains If You're Young
THE BIRDS (1963) - Peck Me with Your Best Beak, Fire Awayyyyyy (Get It?)
THE YOUNG GIRLS OF ROCHEFORT (1967) - LA LA LAND But Frenchhhhhhh
PARIS, TEXAS (1984) - Written by Noah's Dad in THE NOTEBOOK
PARIS IS BURNING (1990) - Vogue, Voguing, Vogued
THE HEADLESS WOMAN (2008) - Drive Carefully or Else You're Gonna Lose Your Mind...
THE TREE OF LIFE (2011) - SHUT UP, It's a GREAT Movie! I'm Right, You're Wrong.
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015) - Cars and Trucks and Fire and Desert and BOOMS and CHARLIZE and UGHHHHHHH
ZAMA (2017) - Colonialism, You S*CK
PAISAN (1946) - Warrrr, HUHHH, Yeahhh....
NOSFERATU (1922) - Making Vampires SCARY, for Once
DR. STRANGELOVE OR: HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE THE BOMB (1964) - I'm Reviewing Here! or: How I Try to Laugh at This Movie But Just Can't
DOUBLE INDEMNITY (1944) - Just Please Dump Your GF if She Seems Dangerous
L'ECLISSE (1962) - Basically, Everyone Sucks on This Planet and Everything Is Boring
I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING! (1945) - Love, Scotland, Curses, and a Sexy-Looking Whirlpool
Wh...What....WHAT HAPPENED?!
WAVELENGTH (1967) - Hashtag LOUD
THE LIFE AND DEATH OF COLONEL BLIMP (1943) - WHAT in the World Am I Watching?
LIMITE (1931) - (Movie) Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots Shots Shots.....EVERYBODYYYYYY!
RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK (1981) - Duh Duh Duh Duh, Duh Duh Duhhhhhhhhhhh
PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) - Let's All Be Filthy Filthy Filthy
TWIN PEAKS: FIRE WALK WITH ME (1992) - A Disorienting Descent Into....I Don't Even Know
MELANCHOLIA (2011) - Life Is Only on Earth.... And Not for Long.
ARMY OF SHADOWS (1969) - It's OK to Be Political But Like AHHHHH!
THE DEER HUNTER (1978) - To This Day, One of the Most Intense Movies I've Ever Seen
IN A LONELY PLACE (1950) - Is Dix a Real Di*k? Or Just a Sad Man?
SUSPIRIA (1977) - Witches and Dance and Blood and COLORFUL COLORSSSSSSSSS
BRIEF ENCOUNTER (1945) - Just Kiss! KISS!!!!
ALL ABOUT EVE (1950) - OMG This Is Just Like SHOWGIRLS
DUCK SOUP (1933) - Harpo, You're Funny But SO FREAKIN' CREEPY
BY THE BLUEST OF SEAS (1936) - Love, Singing, and Fishing on the Coast of Azerbaijan
THE GREEN RAY (1986) - Navigating Insecurities and Love in Sunny, Topless France
GRAVE OF THE FIREFLIES (1988) - A Tale of Two Siblings Just Trying to Survive
BLUE (1993) - Making Mortality Less Scary Through Art
CRASH (1996) - The Fast and the HORNY Furious
HAPPY TOGETHER (1997) - A Landmark in Queer Cinema
FLOWERS OF SHANGHAI (1998) - Pan That Camera Slowly....And Slowly....And Slowly....
PETITE MAMAN (2021) - Back to the (French) Future
JE TU IL ELLE (1974) - Pour Some (Rather Large Spoonfuls of) Sugar on Me!!!
A TOUCH OF ZEN (1971) - Wuxia Wuxia Wuxia Wuxia Wuxia
THE CROWD (1928) - What Is Love? Baby Don't Hurt Me...
EUROPE '51 (1952) - Ingrid Bergman, OMG You Are a Saint (Also, Happy 25th Episode!!!)
INTOLERANCE (1916) - Babylon 2
STAR WARS: EPISODE IV - A NEW HOPE (1977) - May the Force Penetrate You
CRIES & WHISPERS (1972) - Suffering....So Much Suffering
HARLAN COUNTY U.S.A. (1976) - No Justice, No Peace
THE LAST LAUGH (1924) - #DontBeAgeist!
TASTE OF CHERRY (1997) - Eek Just Don't Get in the Car with Strangers EVER
IN VANDA'S ROOM (2000) - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No No No No No.....
MORVERN CALLAR (2002) - 1-800 Don't Act Like Morvern
THE INTRUDER (2004) - Abstraction, Dogs, Kitchen Sex, and.....More Dogs
SYNDROMES AND A CENTURY (2006) - Now I Lay Me Down to SLEEEEEEEEP
NOSTALGIA FOR THE LIGHT (2010) - Across the Universeeeeeeeeee
DISTANT VOICES, STILL LIVES (1988) - Don't Keep Singing, Don't Keep Singing....
SOLEIL Ô (OH, SUN) (1967) - A Giant Middle Finger to Racists Everywhere
POSSESSION (1981) - Just Don't Get Divorced EVER.....
VIDEODROME (1983) - Butts in Stomachs....
A CANTERBURY TALE (1944) - Catch That Damn Glue-Man...
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (1971) - I Was Cured All Right.....
MOUCHETTE (1967) - The Happiest Movie of All Time.... (No)
MY DARLING CLEMENTINE (1946) - Henry Fonda, You Impeccable GOD.
EARTH (1930) - Lions & Tigers & Bears & Collectivization, Oh My!
ANNIE HALL (1977) - DIANE. FREAKIN'. KEATON. Marry Me, Please.
SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS (1941) - Slapstick, Satire, & Dog Bark Sneezes
PANDORA'S BOX (1929) - Lulu, Scandal, & Murder, Oh My!