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The "Please Go Buy NET GAINS" Episode
The End
Unai Emery Is the New Wolf of Wall Street
Why the OGS Situation Is a Symptom of a Much Bigger Problem at Manchester United
Would the Florida Panthers Hire Ole Gunnar Solskjaer?
What Will Newcastle's Starting XI Look Like a Year From Now?
Who Ya Got: Harry Kane or Ricardo Pepi?
Who Would Win Soccer's Version of the Ryder Cup?
Who's Having a Better Crisis: Juventus or Barcelona?
It's the Inaugural Champions League Auction!
Please Tell Me How to Feel about the USMNT
Everything You Need to Know About the Summer Transfer Window
Let's Play Dominoes With Kylian Mbappe, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Harry Kane
Oh You Bet It's Time to Wildly Overreact to One Week of European Soccer Games
It's the Inaugural Premier League/Bundesliga/Ligue 1/Serie A/La Liga Goals Draft!
Oh God, It's Already Time for Our 2021-22 Premier League Preview
Does Manchester United Finally Have a Plan?
After an Amazing Copa America and Euro 2020, Where Does International Soccer Go From Here?
Everything You Need to Know About England, Italy, Brazil, and Argentina
Euro 2020: So, Uh, Does Anyone Wanna Win This Thing?
Come Get Your PhD In Euro 2020 Bracketology
Euro 2020: Everyone Loves ... Italy?
It's the Euro 2020 Goalscorer Draft!
Your Euro 2020/"Copa America"/Summer-Transfer-Window Preview Show
Champions League Final Preview: Forget Manchester City and Chelsea. Pray for Fufi.
Is Harry Kane Really Gonna Leave Tottenham?
Who Should Be the Premier League's Player of the Year?
Is Chelsea the Second-Best Team in the World?
Pep Guardiola Finally Beat His Ultimate Adversary: Luck
In Memoriam: The Super League (2021-2021)
Episode 66: The Neymar Appreciation Pod
Episode 65: Is PSG the New Real Madrid?
Episode 64: Toward a Unified Theory of Philippe Coutinho
Episode 63: The College Soccer Chronicles
Episode 62: Where Should Atletico Madrid and Diego Simeone Go From Here?
Episode 61: What's Next for Messi and Ronaldo?
Episode 60: Uh, La Liga?
Episode 59: The January Transfer Window Mailbag
Episode 58: PREMIER LEAGUE MIDSEASON PREVIEW/REVIEW EXTRAVAGANZA
Episode 57: Who's Gonna Win the 2021 Ballon d'Or?
Episode 56: The USMNT Year in Review
Episode 55: Your Champions League Group Stage Wrap-Up
Episode 54: The New Moneyball Is Sneaking 12 Players Onto the Field
Episode 53: Frank Lampard Is a Turkey-Eater
Episode 52: The Problem With Predicting Soccer Games
Episode 51: Introducing the 'Infinite Football' Starting XI
Episode 50: Let's Have Some Fun
Episode 49: Is Barcelona the New Real Madrid?
Episode 48: Can Anyone Beat Bayern Munich?
Episode 47: What The Hell Are We Doing?
Episode 46: The Premier League Confidence Rankings
Episode 45: We Just Don't Want Anything Bad to Happen to Anyone
Episode 44: Is the USMNT Just Gonna Win Every World Cup From Now Until Forever?
Episode 43: Oh You Bet It's Time to Overreact to 1/38th of the Premier League Season
Episode 42: Yes, Your Favorite Team Could Actually Sign Messi This Time
Episode 41: Your Champions League Final Preview
Episode 40: Who Isn't Gonna Win the Champions League?
Episode 39: What If Chelsea Just Signed Every Attacking Player on Planet Earth?
Episode 38: Where Will Barcelona and Real Madrid Be in Four Years?
Episode 37: Why Chelsea Need to Sign Jan Koller (to Be Their Keeper)
Episode 36: Is Domestic European Soccer Broken?
Episode 35: Who Is Liverpool's Real MVP?
Episode 34: Oh, Arsenal
Episode 33: The Premier League Re-Draft
Episode 32: The Future of the Transfer Market
Episode 31: Your Bundesliga Re-Preview
Episode 30: Peak Mourinho
Episode 29: South Korea Beats* Italy
Episode 28: The Best Match Brazil and France Ever Played
Episode 27: This Is Not a Podcast About Soccer
Episode 26: No, No USA
Episode 25: Go, Go USA
Episode 24: Remember When Arjen Robben Had Hair and Played on the Left?
Episode 23: Zinedine Zidane Vs. Brazil, Time, and the World
Episode 22: The Global Pandemic and the Global Game
After the Break, I'll Tell You What Alphonso Davies Has in Common with Universal Basic Income
Episode 20: Can We Fix European Soccer in 45 Minutes?
Did We Just Pick PSG to Win the Champions League?
Why Manchester United Should Hire Bill Belichick
Episode 17: Can Occam's Razor Cut Through the Transfer Market?
Episode 16: Does the Premier League Realize the Transfer Window Is Open?
Episode 15: How 'The Two Popes' Explains the World
How to, Uh, Achieve Transcendence Through Fantasy Soccer
How to Fix Everton
Episode 12: Did the USMNT Make Any Progress in 2019?
Episode 11: The Awfulness of Being Diego Maradona
Everyone in the Premier League Is Getting Relegated
Episode 9: Does Anyone Want to Win La Liga?
Episode 8: What Happens if Messi Gets Relegated?
Episode 7: Let's Mention "Norwich City" and "Champions League" in the Same Sentence
Episode 6: Is Pep Guardiola More Valuable Than Mohamed Salah?
Episode 5: A Premier League Draft and a Transfer Roundup
Episode 4: Arsenal Are Getting Relegated, Arsenal Are Finishing Top 4
Episode 3: This Podcast Will Not Discuss VAR or Paul Pogba's Penalty
Episode 2: Your Comprehensive Premier League Preview, One Week In
Episode 1: Are All National Teams Bad? And Do Tactics Matter?