All Episodes

I've Watched Enough Love Island to Be Concerned

Everything Was Going Great Until Atlanta

I Forgot Monday Happened

A Hotel Bed, A Double Quarter Pounder, and a Dream

Big Laptop, Small Dog Drama

My Laptop Died at the Met Gala

Pre-Packaged and Personally Attacked

Questions, Comments, and Red Flags

Soft Launch, Stressful Flights & My New Hustle Era

The Last Dinner & Katie Keurig

Packing Disasters, Jet Lag & “Lollies” Explained

Answering Your Texts: Instagram Creeping, Airport Fails & Sister Drama

Botox, Wrong Texts & My Oscars Opinions

Naming a Med Spa Is Way Harder Than You Think

Adam's Med Spa Is Opening… but Pasadena Has Some Explaining to Do

Jet Lag, Popeyes, and Life After the Olympics

Mic’d Up in Milan With Martha, Snoop, and a Lot of Unexpected Moments

Mariah, Gold Medals, and Watching It All This Time

At the Milan Olympics and Somehow Still Walking Everywhere

This Isn't Normal — And We Need to Talk About It

Olympic Prep, Office Drama, and One Puppet Comparison

Olympic Energy, Activated

This Is What the Internet Made Me Buy

Ending 2025 Thankful, Starting 2026 Fearless

All I Want for Christmas Is No Podcast Breaks

Quietly Saying Too Much

The Ultimate DWTS Champion… Says Me

I’m Not Saying Yes… But I’m Not Saying No

An Afternoon at the Circus

Adam’s Birthday Episode: Diamonds, Distractions & Diagnoses

Please Don’t Ask Me About College, Michelle

Type A Energy, Type B Execution

Paint Fumes, Red Bull, and One Cursed Lollipop — Intrusive Thoughts After Hours

Bad Purchases and Zero Refunds — with Michelle Collins

Hungry for Peace with Kim Shapira

The Same Buffet

Clown Shoes & Keurig Coffee

From Politics to Condiments with Jon Lovett

Noisy Babies, Skincare Hacks & Gay Bestie Problems

Jet Lag, Drug Tests & Other Intrusive Thoughts

Sleepless in Finland: Reclining Seats, HOA Drama & Trashy Behavior

Closet Purgatory and Other Life Lessons

From Mars to Music with Betty Who

A Hidden Toaster and A Sad Microwave

Nipple to Knee

Overthinking, Cleaning, and Complaining

The Problem with Influencer Wellness Trends

Dream Body, Nightmare Gym Bill

The Silent Soup Standoff & Other Life Detours

Internet Breaks and Exploding Baby Powder

Who the Hell Is Ms. Rippon and Why Is she Yelling at a Coyote?

Episode 12: Airline Status and Sandwich Regret

Episode 11: An Emmy, a Martini, and a Mild Identity Crisis

Episode 10: The End of the Beginning

Episode 9: The Phone is in the Plane

Episode 8: Haunting Yourself

Episode 7: Meghan Did Not Have Martha Over

Episode 6: A Personal Plea to Jon Chu

Episode 5: I Can't Smell the Salad Bar

Episode 4: A Beefy Treat

Episode 3: Gym Gloves and Cart Corralling

Episode 2: Lip Flips and Lip Flops

Episode 1: Put on a Suit like a Big Boy