All Episodes
It’s Just A Show — 213 episodes
193. What If We Don’t Tell Stories? [MST3K 318. Star Force: Fugitive Alien II.]
192. Trash Heaps of Love. [MST3K 514. Teen-age Strangler.]
191. The Lon in Lon. [MST3K 409. Indestructible Man.]
190. Another Person Who’s Miserable. [MST3K 1202. Atlantic Rim.]
189b. Toothpicks and Glue. [MST3K: The Web Series & MST3K: The Comic.]
189. Scratch and Flick. [MST3K 406. Attack of the Giant Leeches.]
188. Please, Let Leonard. [MST3K 909. Gorgo.]
187. The Most Holiday Movie We’ve Ever Done. [MST3K 1304. Munchie.]
186. A Crackpot Theory That I Have No Evidence For. [MST3K 603. The Dead Talk Back.]
185. Everything Is Beautiful. [MST3K K01. Invaders from the Deep.]
184b. It’s Just A Town. [Assignment: Venezuela, from the MST3K CD-ROM.]
184. Fish Flopping. [MST3K 1005. Blood Waters of Dr. Z.]
183. Win the Butkus Award. [MST3K K15. Superdome.]
182. You’re Pro-Crime, Aren’t You? [MST3K 520. Radar Secret Service.]
181. He Does What We Do! [MST3K 507. I Accuse My Parents.]
180. Walt Disney Knew. [MST3K 1312. The Bubble.]
179. We Know Who’s Blonde. [MST3K 203. Jungle Goddess.]
178. Good Job, Bud! [MST3K 906. The Space Children.]
177b. We’re Always Making Bloopers [MST3K Poopie! & Poopie! II.]
177. Be Very Suspicious of Big Forklift. [MST3K 310. Fugitive Alien.]
176. This Misfit Movie. [MST3K K12. Fugitive Alien.]
175. An Attempt to Communicate. [MST3K 211. First Spaceship on Venus.]
174. Slower than Mister Rogers. [MST3K 611. Last of the Wild Horses.]
173. Average Dancing Girls. [MST3K 511. Gunslinger.]
172b. Cody Never Wins. [The Complete Radar Men from the Moon.]
172. Incredibly Liberating. [MST3K 110. Robot Holocaust.]
171. That Doesn’t Seem Very Good. [MST3K 1007. Track of the Moon Beast.]
170. Defect for Smooches. [MST3K 1309. The Million Eyes of Sumuru.]
169. Bless That Freak. [MST3K 411. The Magic Sword.]
168. The Cost of Ladies in Space. [MST3K 109. Project Moon Base.]
167. The Chorus of Kaiju. [MST3K 213. Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster.]
166. H0H 0H0! [MST3K 1113. The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t.]
165. The Taste of Condiments to Come. [MST3K 1310. H.G. Wells’ The Shape of Things to Come.]
164b. The Adam Westness of It All. [MST3K Turkey Day Marathons, 1994–1997.]
164. The Need to Be Fancy. [MST3K 613. The Sinister Urge.]
163. You Can Never Really Tell How Dirty It Is. [MST3K 606. The Creeping Terror.]
162. Famous People Doing Weird Things. [MST3K K13. SST: Death Flight.]
161. Nothing Horrid. [MST3K 108. The Slime People.]
160. Fast Car Go Vroom. [MST3K 524. 12 to the Moon.]
159. Richard Kiel’s Cow. [MST3K 902. The Phantom Planet.]
158. A Curse and a Plague. [MST3K 405. Being from Another Planet.]
157. Not My Fluid Dynamics! [MST3K 105. The Corpse Vanishes.]
156. We’ve Got the Mouthfeel Now. [MST3K K00. The Green Slime.]
155. Lie Face Down on the Ground. [MST3K 618. High School Big Shot.]
154. A Lumbering Lubbard. [MST3K 314. Mighty Jack.]
153. I Missed Out on Many Fun Years. [MST3K K14. Mighty Jack.]
152b. Sick Day.
152. It’s Like Ballet. [MST3K 1010. It Lives By Night.]
151. A Fate Worse than Death. [MST3K 103. The Mad Monster.]
150. Sophisticated Jokes About Film. [MST3K 419. The Rebel Set.]
149b. What Even Is This. [This Is MST3K and The Making of Mystery Science Theater 3000.]
149. Dinosaurs for Who Knows What End. [MST3K 1105. The Beast of Hollow Mountain.]
148. Off-Brand Nudie. [MST3K 1008. Final Justice.]
147. A Terrible Word for Love-Making. [MST3K 415. The Beatniks.]
146. They’re Huge! [MST3K 212. Godzilla vs. Megalon.]
145. A Cold Place. [MST3K 617. The Sword and the Dragon.]
144. Swoon Tune. [MST3K 417. Crash of Moons.]
143b. A Little Meaningful. [MST3K Turkey Day Marathons, 1991–1993.]
143. You Need to Have High Drama. [MST3K 413. Manhunt in Space.]
142. Get a Broom. [MST3K 907. Hobgoblins.]
141. More Than Just a Psychiatrist. [MST3K K19. Hangar 18.]
140. What People Really Did Back Then. [MST3K 913. Quest of the Delta Knights.]
139. Born From Stone. [MST3K 605. Colossus and the Headhunters.]
138. This Is Not A Secret! [MST3K 1308. The Batwoman.]
137. People Working Together. [MST3K 209. The Hellcats.]
136b. Touched by a Joel. [MST3Kon!]
136. What Do They Do in Florida? [MST3K 207. Wild Rebels.]
135. A Way to Be a Bad Guy Biker. [MST3K 202. The Sidehackers.]
134. To Live Amongst The Bees. [MST3K 905. The Deadly Bees.]
133. My Sense of the Sublime. [MST3K 407. The Killer Shrews.]
132. Misogynist Jerkpants. [MST3K 1302. Robot Wars.]
131b. Bicyclists Were There for Us. [MST3K Short of the Month Club, part 2.]
131. The Immenseness of That Power. [MST3K 901. The Projected Man.]
130. We Could Have Cleaned This Up. [MST3K K11. Humanoid Woman.]
129. Encyclopedia Mouthfeel. [MST3K 820. Space Mutiny.]
128. Hot Cross Buns. [MST3K 319. War of the Colossal Beast.]
127. It’s A Little Bit Bigger Now. [MST3K 309. The Amazing Colossal Man.]
126. Down with the Pickle. [MST3K 819. Invasion of the Neptune Men.]
125. Whether It Is Nasty or Not... [MST3K 1307. Gamera vs. Jiger.]
124. Thank You, Heads! [MST3K 505. The Magic Voyage of Sinbad.]
123. It All Comes Back to Beastmaster. [MST3K 403. City Limits.]
122. My Own Personal Creepy Doll. [MST3K 818. Devil Doll.]
121. Weenie Roast! [MST3K 503. Swamp Diamonds.]
120. Shaking It and Waiting for the Horrors to Come. [MST3K 817. The Horror of Party Beach.]
119. Justice for Waluigi. [MST3K 816. Prince of Space.]
118b. Salute Your Shorts. [MST3K Short of the Month Club, part 1.]
118. Heart of a Champion. [MST3K 502. Hercules.]
117. Flinching and Seething and Whimpering. [MST3K 206. Ring of Terror.]
116. Completely Unrecognizable. [MST3K 614. San Francisco International.]
115. I Love Tom’s Old Voice! [MST3K 1306. Demon Squad.]
114. Pie Palindrome Pie. [MST3K 815. Agent for H.A.R.M.]
113. Heartbreaking, But Not Heartbreaking. [MST3K 418. Attack of the the Eye Creatures.]
112. A New Voice in the Room. [MST3K 1303. Beyond Atlantis.]
111. The Mask of Lucha Libre. [MST3K 1301. Santo in the Treasure of Dracula.]
110. Yokel Personas. [MST3K 814. Riding With Death.]
109. The Many Reasons It’s Bizarre. [MST3K 312. Gamera vs. Guiron.]
108. It’s Just A Movie. [MST3K K08. Gamera vs. Guiron.]
107. The Root of All Relationship Problems. [MST3K 813. Jack Frost.]
106. Not a Sausage. [MST3K 1206. Ator, The Fighting Eagle.]
105. It’s Thong. [MST3K 301. Cave Dwellers.]
104. Oh No! [MST3K 102. The Robot vs. the Aztec Mummy.]
103. She’s So Flexible. [MST3K 908. The Touch of Satan.]
102. Pinteresque. [MST3K 522. Teen-age Crime Wave.]
101. The Camera Loves Rondo. [MST3K 702. The Brute Man.]
100. A Cult Favourite. [MST3K 424. Manos: The Hands of Fate.]
99. I Have Enough Friends. [MST3K 423. Bride of the Monster.]
98. Two Terrible Tastes That Somehow Taste Great Together. [MST3K 812. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?]
97. Stuntman On Fire. [MST3K K16. City On Fire.]
96. Down The Freak Flag. [MST3K 811. Parts: The Clonus Horror.]
95. More Brown’s a-Comin’. [MST3K 1104. Avalanche.]
94. A Hate Letter to Wisconsin. [MST3K 810. The Giant Spider Invasion.]
93. Gangly. [MST3K 111. Moon Zero Two.]
92. Were You A Teenage Anything? [MST3K 809. I Was A Teenage Werewolf.]
91. No Limousines, No Craft Services. [MST3K 317. The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent.]
90. The Darkest of Pasts. [MST3K 808. The She-Creature.]
89. Fleeting Scenes. [MST3K 421. Monster A Go-Go.]
88. Shirtless the Whole Time. [MST3K 701. Night of the Blood Beast.]
87b. Bonus Bits A-Go-Go!
87. A Little Dab’ll Do You. [MST3K 316. Gamera vs. Zigra.]
86. He Protecc, But He Also Attacc... [MST3K K07. Gamera vs. Zigra.]
85. Clowns in the Wild. [MST3K 422. The Day the Earth Froze.]
84. There Was No Way She Was Gonna Win. [MST3K 615. Kitten with a Whip.]
83. Mister Big. [MST3K 523. Village of the Giants.]
82. A Spicy Meatball. [MST3K K18. The Million Eyes of Sumuru.]
81. Fear and Silliness. [MST3K 320. The Unearthly.]
80. Friends, Don’t. [MST3K 323. The Castle of Fu Manchu.]
79. Normal Bands. [MST3K 303. Pod People.]
78. Never-Ending Beefcake. [MST3K 412. Hercules and the Captive Women.]
77. Hella Jellyfish. [MST3K 807. Terror from the Year 5000.]
76. Thanks for Being You. [MST3K 806. The Undead.]
75. Peanut Butter. [MST3K 805. The Thing That Couldn’t Die.]
74. As Remote and Still as Possible. [MST3K 619. Red Zone Cuba.]
73. Known Weirdo. [MST3K 621. The Beast of Yucca Flats.]
72. I Have Fallen Down. [MST3K 609. The Skydivers.]
71. In the Ant World. [MST3K K09. Phase IV.]
70. Found in a Warehouse. [MST3K 1112. Carnival Magic.]
69. Nice. [MST3K 622. Angels Revenge.]
68. The Pace of Space. [MST3K 401. Space Travelers.]
67. A Very Basic Thing. [MST3K 1012. Squirm.]
66. Ninja Touchstones. [MST3K 324. Master Ninja II.]
65. It’s a Nice Suit. [MST3K 322. Master Ninja I.]
64. Casablanca on a Whim. [MST3K 822. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank.]
63. A Monster I’d Want to Date. [MST3K 308. Gamera vs. Gaos.]
62. Pappy’s Tired. [MST3K K06. Gamera vs. Gaos.]
61. We Never Got to Play. [MST3K 321. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.]
60. Going On and Going Nowhere. [MST3K 515. The Wild Wild World of Batwoman.]
59. I Am Thinking: Oh No. [MST3K 508. Operation Double 007.]
58b. He, Too, Has Legs. [MST3K Live! The Great Cheesy Movie Circus Tour, featuring Circus of Horrors and No Retreat, No Surrender.]
58. Black Licorice and Cloves. [MST3K 106. The Crawling Hand.]
57. You Can Afford Donald Pleasence. [MST3K 516. Alien from L.A.]
56. Turn Up the Oil. [MST3K K20. The Last Chase.]
55. The Ultimate Boomer. [MST3K 1108. The Loves of Hercules.]
54. Thoughts about Stucco. [MST3K 1203. Lords of the Deep.]
53c. Muddy and Filthy. [2nd Annual Summer Blockbuster Review.]
53b. Cockroaches and Spiders. [Academy of Robots’ Choice Awards Special.]
53. The Snaggletoothed Frodo. [MST3K 910. The Final Sacrifice.]
52b. Death and Longing. [The 1st Annual Summer Blockbuster Review.]
52. Amoral Philosophy. [MST3K 519. Outlaw.]
51b. Sentimentality and Familiarity. [MST3K Little Gold Statue Preview Special.]
51. Wet-behind-the-ears-ness. [MST3K 112. Untamed Youth.]
50. Horror, Punishment, Redemption. [MST3K 610. The Violent Years.]
49. You Get Concussions. [MST3K 616. Racket Girls.]
48. The Cleanliness and Tightness. [MST3K 510. The Painted Hills.]
47. Let’s Start Again and Do It Right This Time. [MST3K 1103. The Time Travelers.]
46. Nothing Really Changes. [MST3K 821. Time Chasers.]
45. The Rise of Geodesic Domes. [MST3K 1204. The Day Time Ended.]
44. So Much Running and Falling Down. [MST3K K10. Cosmic Princess.]
43. Turtle Frolics. [MST3K 302. Gamera.]
42. The Original Rodney Dangerfield. [MST3K K05. Gamera.]
41. The Best America Has to Offer. [MST3K 1201. Mac and Me.]
40. Grandfather Clocks in Drag. [MST3K 1114. At the Earth’s Core.]
39. Go Big or Go Home. [MST3K: The Movie, featuring This Island Earth.]
38. A Pizza Being Made in Real Time. [MST3K 704. The Incredible Melting Man.]
37. Nothing Gets Away From Physics. [MST3K 107. Robot Monster.]
36. Donald Pleasence is Always Hypnotic. [MST3K 903. The Pumaman.]
35. There’s Still Money to Be Made in Tragedy. [MST3K 1002. Girl in Gold Boots.]
34. A Mythmash. [MST3K 408. Hercules Unchained.]
33. Shaggy Little Baggies. [MST3K 204. Catalina Caper.]
32. The Local Skeezeballs. [MST3K 1111. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II.]
31. Beverly Hills 9021Wizard. [MST3K 1110. Wizards of the Lost Kingdom.]
30. Let’s Make It Work. [MST3K 703. Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell.]
29. The Matlock Defense. [MST3K K17. Time of the Apes.]
28. Apes Is Apes. [MST3K 306. Time of the Apes.]
27. Emmanuelle in Flight. [MST3K 612. The Starfighters.]
26. A More Romantic Alternative. [MST3K 509. The Girl in Lovers Lane.]
25. Don’t Eat the Good Bug. [MST3K 804. The Deadly Mantis.]
24b. Our First Anniversary Spectacular!
24. Every Framing Device a Painting. [MST3K 803. The Mole People.]
23. You’ve Got to Kill a Man. [MST3K 802. The Leech Woman.]
22. Respective Blowhole. [MST3K 801. Revenge of the Creature.]
21. It’s Just A Tongue. [MST3K K04. Gamera vs. Barugon.]
20. Toy Show. [MST3K 304. Gamera vs. Barugon.]
19. Money and Weapons. [MST3K 521. Santa Claus.]
18. Noodling with Rubber. [MST3K 210. King Dinosaur.]
17. Get Serious. [MST3K 1009. Hamlet.]
16. Good Job, Thor. [MST3K 604. Zombie Nightmare.]
15. We Spent a Lot of Money on This. [MST3K 1106. Starcrash.]
14. Donald Pleasence Was a Total Scamp. [MST3K 501. Warrior of the Lost World.]
13. He’s Just A Guy. [MST3K 904. Werewolf.]
12. Beef Smoothie. [MST3K 410. Hercules against the Moon Men.]
11. Cobbled Together in Somebody’s Backyard. [MST3K 506. Eegah.]
10. All Sizzle, All Snake. [MST3K 1101. Reptilicus.]
9. Burned in My Brain. [MST3K 513. The Brain that Wouldn't Die.]
8. Scrambled Eggs. [MST3K 101. The Crawling Eye.]
7b. Tom Servo’s a Dalek. [Bonus.]
7. I Envy Your Joy of Movement. [MST3K 311. It Conquered the World.]
6. It’s Good When People Age. [MST3K 601. Girls Town.]
5. Coke Will Do All the Work for You. [MST3K 1102. Cry Wilderness.]
4b. Totally Uncontroversial Opinions about MST3K’s Sci-Fi Era. [Bonus.]
4. Yelling at Dinosaurs. [MST3K 1004. Future War.]
3. Love Letter to Suburbia. [MST3K 404. Teenagers from Outer Space.]
2. Collage of Male Adolescence. [MST3K 620. Danger!! Death Ray.]
1. Nova Scotia Death Trip. [MST3K 201. Rocketship X-M.]