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Did You Get My Card?

White People Get Hung Up On This F**king Soulmate Bullsh*t

We Can't Stop Here. This Is Bat Country!

So she go to these conventions dressed as... Yeoman Rand. Yeoman Rand. She's a Trekkie... She's a Trekkie!

Meteor Shit!!!

I’m not paper; I’m lava... what beats lava? My dad... I hope!

Rage, Rage Against The Dying Of The Light!

I Love Me Some Black Women!

I’ve Done A Lot Of Bad Things. Maybe Its Coming Back To Me!!!

Everything You Taught Me He Is Better!!

If Nuclear Testing Continues, Then Someday Another Godzilla May Appear!!

She’s so beautiful. And I’m the town liar.

The Rocke- who?

Tell me how much a gallon of milk costs? You don’t even know.

They Tell me you want to become a picture maker!

You know what he’s saying right now? ”Black bastard can’t throw me out!” You know where he’s saying it? Out in the parking lot.

Can You Dig It?!

Nerds Forever! Forever Nerds!

The Hunt Is On! And You’re The Prey!!

I Resent It When People Fart In My Office!!!

Darius Emanuel Grouch... III Also known as The Rumble!!!

100th Episode Special!!!

I Get So Lonely I Forget What Day It Is, And How To Spell My Name.

Game Over man! Game Over!

Hey Man, I Thought You Were From Long Beach.

Did You Understand A Single Word He Just Said?

Ahh, home crap home!!!

A naked American man stole my balloons!

Broke into the wrong goddamn rec room, didn’t ya you bastard!

It’s weird and pissed off whatever it is!

Jacob imprinted. They can’t hurt her. Whoever a wolf imprints on can’t be harmed. It’s their most absolute law.

He Won’t Even Know Your Name!!

Is that the only word you know? ”No?”!!!

You Wanna Get Out Of Here? Talk to me!

KABLAM! NUCLEOID WAR!!

All I have in this world is my word and my balls and I don’t break them for no one!!

Age before beauty. It’s important to know when you’ve been beaten, yes?

Everyone Pretend To Be Normal!!

Put Me Back In! Put Me Back In!!!

Khan!!!

Iris, if you were a melody... I used only the good notes

Asphincter says what?

Underwear would be fine if I were wearing any!!

In Heaven, everything is fine

Vanilla Ice Banged Grandma? That’s F**king Awesome!!!

I Wanna Fart In Your Face!!

B.M.I. You Know What I Feel Like? A Big Mac? The Man’s Psychic!

Bust Some Caps! Give This Man A Gold Star!

That Woman Deserves Her Revenge And We Deserve To Die!!!

Well You Should See Some Of The Babies That Come In Here, Total Fatasses

You didn’t think it would be that easy did you?

You Feel That? That Little Bom-Bom-Bom? That’s Where The Heart Is!!!

Hey Everybody?! We’re All Gonna Get Laid!!!

I’ve Flown With You Twice And You’ve Crashed Half The Time!!!

It’s A Hell Of A Thing Killing A Man.

I Make Out With A Girl, I Start Turnin’ Into One. You Gotta Admit That’s A Little Weird!

And That’s How I Learned Santa Clause Isn’t Real!

But You Think Of Yourself As A Colored Man. I Think Of Myself As A Man!!!

I Drink Your Milkshake

Do You Love Her? Do You Want Her? Then She‘s Always Right!

Come With Me If You Want To Live!!!

Your Incompetence Is Becoming Most...*Taxing*

Take The F**king Pink Elephant!

I Was A Little Theatrical Back Then!

Wouldst Thou Like To Live Deliciously?

Why Are They Staring? Cause You Look Perfect!

Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?

What Are The Frat Police Gonna Get Me?!

I‘m Gods Lonely Man!

Welcome to New York. Go and F**k a

How Much Can You Know About Yourself If You've Never Been In A Fight?!

No Blues!!!

B.M.I: We can do anything by working with each other!

If I Hadn't Been Very Rich, I Might Have Been A Really Great Man!

Please Let It Be Cancer, Please Let It Be Cancer, Please Let It Be Cancer!

Why Do You Wear That Stupid Bunny Costume?

If He's Still In There He Ain't Happy

It's So Metaphorical!

Yes, They Deserved To Die And I Hope They Burn In Hell!!!

Dignity. Always, Dignity!

I Used To Look Up To You. Now I Can't Even Look At You!!!

This Is It. This Is The One I'll Be Remembered For!!!

Since Meeting You It Was The First Time I Looked Up!

I'm Gonna Cut You By The End Of The Night!

Oh. Right. OWW! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT BURNS!

Did He Fire Six Shots or Only Five?!!

Bella, You Give Me Everything By Just Breathing

Your Ass Used To Be Beautiful!!!

Rise and Shine. Take Off Your Clothes and Get Into Bed!!!

Pc Load Letter? The F**k Does That Mean?!

They Just Hatin' On You Cause You Dope!

I have a love in my life. It makes me stronger that you can ever imagine.

I'm Fighting For Something That's Real For The First Time In My Life!!

Tetsuo! Kaneda!

Who's a taxpayer? I never paid a tax in my life. Did I, Ma? Ask Ma. Did I?

Get Your Hands Off My Lobby Boy!!!!

Well, I was going to say intern slash best friend.

Funny how?

B.M.I: What can I say? I give good wife.

Well, By That Logic, Only Things That You Comprehend Are Possible!!!