All Episodes

63. Jerk Off Picket Line and Queen of the Hyatt

62. Millennial Love and Paparazzi Coast Guard

61. Bostonian Man and Revoked Audacity

60. Hot Tub Time and Handsome Squidward

59. Missionary Men and the Bucket Toilet

58. Cat Man, Box Boy, and the Murder Van

57. No Low Rise Jeans and Walmart Brand Tony Stark

56. MLM Men and Pinterest Porn

55. A Bitch™ and Fireplace First

54. Religious Cults and the Milk Fic

53. Baby Frat Boys and The Marsh People

52. Center Parts and Therapy Gift Cards

51. Enchanted Carnival and the Bachelor Dictionary

50. The Man Named Matt and A Broken Huzzah

49. Vintage Make Outs and Pumpkin Boats

48. Fan Fiction and the Historical Landmark

47. Salad Dressings and the Top Granddaughter

46. Miss Thing and a Panasonic Papa Johns

45. Spicy Picnics and Heckling Children

44. Scootering License and the Marriage Taxi

43. Wood Witches and a Gummy Bear Nightmare

42. A Room of Biceps and the Audacity

41. Scoop Necks and Passive Aggressive Post Its

40. Harvard Soundcloud and Nice Guy™

39. Prostitute Birds and The Short Man's Hero

38. Bachelor Survivor and Well-Rounded Sexiness

37. 12 Day Engagement and the Christmas Cauldron

36. Brother Husbands and Feral Pheromones

35. First Date Homework and The Rejected Kiss

34. Bachelor Potluck and the New Ben Higgins

33. Normal Women and the Birthweek Blues

32. Douchey Gifs and Degrassi Trauma

31. Grocery Store Joe and a Gaggle of Garretts

30. Clarity and Court Dates

29. Cultural Reset and I Can't Believe It's Not Jackie O

28. Weird Frat and Spanish Influenza

27. The Last Men Standing and Half Private Drama

26. La Quinta Madness and Stale Spoilers

25. Old Drama and Where Are the Dogs???

24. A Shitshow Finasco and Too Many Leads

23. The Fallen Men and Cancel All Garretts

22. It's Raining Men and A Messy Break Up

21. A Feral Man and Rib Bones

20. The Best Bachelor and Iconic Villains

19. Disney Cults and Cringey Couples

18. Insta Live Apologies and Twilight Trauma

Black Lives Matter

17. Jaded Tells All

16. Alabama Hannah and the Prophesied Third Child

15. Mob Witches and Flip Flop Biking

14. Chris Harrison and The Four Horsemen

13. Tone Deaf Tweets and Big Crows

12. Toast Lunch and Zoom Bachelorette

11. A Show Full of Jeds and Fourth Grade Diapers

10. 2K Tigers and the Sweet Embrace of Death

9. Four Hour Workouts and Interactive Dinosaurs

8. It's Corona Time and Everyone is Canadian

7. Bitch Barb and the Anxious Attachment Style

6. Toddler Sized Champagne and the Quacken

5. The Lone Jet Ski and Bagel Head

4. Low Rise Jeans and Bachelor Benches

3. Beguiling Women and Backyard Vultures

2. Penis Candles and Emotional Intelligence

1. Lip Fillers and a Crying Queen

Jaded Trailer