All Episodes
James Whale MBE — 100 episodes
Watercolours
Winter
Reminders
The Quiet
Anchovies
Tails of the Whale
From Almost to Always
128.Hold your breath and take a run at it.
127.I’ll have what he’s having
126.Solar Magpie
125 Phlegm with an F
124.No pussy for 2 weeks!
123.Big boy wipes
122.Leaky Leg
121.A Sore Subject
120.Fat foot Crocs
119.Not so fine
118.Stickyback plastic pickle
117.Arm Dandruff
116.Totally F**ked
115.My secret ingredient
114.No crevices involved
113.Attack of the birds
112.No taking the Piss!
111.I like it brown round the outside!
110.Lunchtime masturbation
109.Sixty
108.Chewing the fat
107.Cyber buttocks
106.Fake flowers
105. A Softener, a pusher or a grabber!
104.All done with a fountain pen
103.Half a piece of toast
102.No arsey version
101.Soft furnishings
100.Trolley Troubles
99.Alive from a Hospital bed
98.May contain a Virus!
97.Impetus rattorum
96.Flatulence
95.Melanie
94.Week off for Christmas
93.Potato Cakes
92.A bit of Chas & Dave
91.Dent in the head
90.Lady Bits
89.Onomatopoeic
88.Last chance
87.Eternal paws
86.A face like this
85.Adjusting the grind
84.Loppers
83.Sucked to Hell!
82.Big dangly fluffy balls
81.The night-time thrasher
80.One in the buttok
79.The pill fairy
78.Flapping off
77. Counterfeit Drugs
76.The Honey Lane
75.Gnomophobia
74.Udder Cream
73.Until we dry up
72.Roses in a vase
71.Singing trout
70.A ballsy rat
69.Whack-a-mole
68.Hound of the Baskervilles
67.Passing-out
66.Two halves
65.Are we turned on?
64.Ground feeder
63.I talk too much
62.Swollen tongue
61.Fallen trouser
60. A quick swallower.
59.Cytotoxic
58.Sword of Damocles
57.Wobbly wood
56. Give birth to a cow
55.A step too far
54.Carefully brewed for 5 minutes
53.No rudey bits
52.One year
51.I could be called a Wotsit
50.Don’t forget me
49.Everybody licked his head
48.You can slip that inside your lycra
47.Floppy bit of batter
46.Just giving
45.Chops on Monday
44.Soggy fat balls and discharge
43.Testosterone
42.I’ll be there virtually
41.Becoming a hippy
40.Three times in an hour
39.Extreme from both ends
38.Ear napkins
37.Killer advice for pain
36.We will be better next week