All Episodes

Episode 71 - February 13, 2019: Firing that Bottle into the Sun

Episode 70 - February 12, 2019: We’ll Find Out Tomorrow! Maybe!

Episode 69 - February 11, 2019: OPEC Artificially Limited the Supply of Mysteries

Episode 68 - February 10, 2019: Raging Home Boner

Episode 67 - February 9, 2019: I’m Going to Thrust Randomly Until this Feeling Goes Away

Episode 66 - February 8, 2019: Jeff Bezos in a Jail Cell, Punching Himself Bloody

Episode 65 - February 7, 2019: Dominatrix Chaffing

Episode 64 - February 6, 2019: I’m Not Going to Say “That’s What She Said”

Episode 63 - February 5, 2019: Fox News is Pornography for Old Men

Episode 62 - February 4, 2019: Carving Initials onto the Tree of Life

Episode 61 - February 3, 2019: Exited That Chrysalis

Episode 60 - February 2, 2019: If Adam Driver Sees His Shadow

Episode 59 - February 1, 2019: There’s Only So Much Wellbutrin Can Do

Episode 58 - January 31, 2019: We Did the Whole Thing in the Basement of a Taco Bell

Episode 57 - January 30, 2019: If This Podcast Were More Popular It’d Be Unpopular

Episode 56 - January 29, 2019: Maga Chudier

Episode 55 - January 28, 2019: Gaming the System

Episode 54 - January 27, 2019: The Word of the Day is Good Prank

Episode 53 - January 26, 2019: Susan Sarandon as Nancy Pelosi

Episode 52 - January 25, 2019: Sweet Splatter

Episode 51 - January 24, 2019: Except with Bigger Hands

Episode 50 - January 23, 2019: Pathology Laid Bare

Episode 49 -January 22, 2019: V-Shaped Penis Pointer

Episode 48 - January 21, 2019: Somebody Sh*t Up the Bathroom!

Episode 47 - January 20, 2019: Facility for Hatchets

Episode 46 -January 18, 2019: NO BYE!

Episode 45 - January 17, 2019: Polticians Be Lyin’

Episode 44 - January 17, 2019: You Don’t Have to Hookup at a Trump Paty

Episode 43 - January 16, 2019: The Hard Choice

Episode 42 - January 42: Beige

Episode 41 - January 14, 2019: 18 Babies

Episode 40 - January 13, 2019: Blah Blah Blah Learning

Episode 39 - January 12, 2019: I’m Worth a Dollar!

Episode 38 - January 11, 2019: You Missed a Page!

Episode 37 - January 10, 2019: I’m Not Pushing That Thing Out of My Belly

Episode 36 - January 9, 2019: I See Wieners Everywhere

Episode 35 - January 8, 2019: America’s Most Powerful Incel

Episode 34.5 - January 7, 2019: Boys Are Animals

Episode 34 - January 7, 2019: Poop in a Pentagram

Episode 33 - January 6, 2019: Annabelle is Awesome

Episode 32 - January 5, 2019: Let’s Not Get Crazy

Episode 31 - January 4, 2019: Board Game Day

Episode 30 - January 3, 2019: I’m Wearing My Night Guard

Episode 29 - January 2, 2019: Putting the Constitution up on a Pinball Machine

Episode 28 - January 1, 2019: Wintry Mix

Episode 27 - December 31, 2018: Mueller’s Training Montage

Episode 26 - December 30, 2018: Loki Bobblehead Therapy

Episode 25 - December 29, 2018: Help Spread This Malignant Disease

Episode 24 - December 28, 2018: Off the Rails

Episode 23 - December 27, 2018: Donald Trump’s A**hole

Episode 22 - December 26, 2018: Bon Mots in Your Face!

Episode 21 -December 25, 2018: Tighten Your Lugnuts

Episode 20 - December 24, 2018: Holly Jolly Brain Tumor

Episode 19 - December 23, 2018: Hubub

Episode 18 - December 22, 2018: Nursing Home Time!

Episode 17 - December 21, 2018: Pooping on our Own Tables

Episode 16 - December 20, 2018: Drive That Fiat Right Up Your A-Hole

Episode 15 - December 19, 2018: There but for the Grace of Kentucky Fried Chicken

Episode 14 - December 18, 2018: It’s Raining Pee

Episode 13 - December 17, 2018: Shitbag Conspiracy

Episode 12 - December 16, 2018: Brain-Damaged Scorpion

Episode 11 - December 15, 2018: Geriatric Banging.

Episode 10 - December 14, 2018: Brain Drift

Episode 9 - December 13, 2018: America, Put Your Dicks Away!

Episode 8 - December 12, 2018: Butter Sweat

Episode 7 - December 11, 2018: The Slimebag’s Vow

Episode 6 - December 10, 2018: Bad Continuity

Episode 6 - December 9, 2018: Trampoline

Episode 5 - December 8, 2018: Grandpa Just Shit Himself

Episode 4: December 7, 2018: That Boob Model is a Murderer!

Episode 3 - December 6, 2018: Baby Boomers are Vampires.

Episode 2 - December 5, 2018: Pralines

Episode 1: December 4, 2018: Blue Balls and Sand People.