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traffic and egos!

2

JPs eyebrows...and ears and nose

3

Roasters!

4

From old people to Icy or Icee...JP ain't messin' around!

5

Creepy cheating or good self care? You decide.

6

These should be the rules of the road

7

Billionaires have it easy and JP misgenders someone

8

Screw you, Olympics...how about reppin' USA at THIS event?!

9

Birthday and ketamine, oh my!

10

From scary creepy to sexy creepy?

11

Cereal from your childhood

12

Dreamin'!

13

Football and sluts...this one's got it all

14

Both of these things are illegal...but one shouldn't be

15

How do YOU say it?

16

Lacrosse, EDM, and JP's kids

17

It's ALLLLLLdi!!!

18

From politics to Katy Perry?

19

We think we should be in the HOF for our fave dish to cook!

20

what is going ON chick fil a?

21

Space music that jp knows nothing about!

22

jacked astronauts and space theories

23

An envelope monika shouldn't have opened and a night dizzy shouldn't have had

24

JP and Gareth: only one had sex...and it's not who you think!

25

weed, gambling, and cocaine...happy good friday!

26

POOOOOOPS IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!

27

Poop, Diet Coke, and Tiger...what is the show even talking about today?

28

JP's ears and Monika's butt

29

From color-coded folders to paying attention in school: who was the nerd of the show?

30

usher vs justin bieber AND monika vs john brennan...and humpty dumpty?

31

All jokes aside, this guy commited murder?

32

Founder of Only Fans AND Chuck Norris die...Monika does NOT like one of them

33

Monika's got three questions for her mom...and the guys don't like 'em!

34

Squatters rights or totally wrong?

35

Who almost died and who only thinks they almost died?

36

Ahhhhhh...the 90s.

37

What was more: the level of stank in the studio or the amount of money jp gave carmin for her wedding?

38

Monika vs Abby from Magic...who won?

39

Bye Mike Evans and hello USF Mens Basketball!

40

Edibles to eight year olds?

41

Just when ya think a Monika's Mom story had gone wrong...

42

We we allowed to say that? (with special guest Fisher!)

43

Work romance or nah? Monika and Cory have thoughts...

44

Body cam and shattered sports cup...same results?

45

PJs at the airport or nah?

46

Coworkers chit chat is NOT for JP

47

It's JP's birthday so Monika is gonna tell him who he is!

48

Which Bone personality is gonna poop in JP's spare bath?

49

Juliet, Lori, and curtains?

50

Olympics Olympics Olympics and ONE of us had to choose sides!

51

Super Bowl and Halftime and Commercials, oh my!

52

Discussions around Epstein list

53

Record stores and ticket lines

54

What did your city do when your team made a championship game?

55

Parlays and halftime shows: 'tis the season!

56

All the Bolts Stadium Series frenzy you can possibly handle...and more!

57

Meet cute and sneaky link equals whaaaaaa?

58

Collect call operator hero or perv?

59

It's so very Tampa this weekend and we're here for it all!

60

JP will absolutely NOT hop on this trend

61

Could you sell a donut in the cold for a good cause?

62

A date, an ice cube, and a toe?

63

Your wife is hot...but she gets to make out with other guys?

64

Leave 'em all hanging or do the right thing?

65

How do we go from football to dying? Learning a language and napping of course!

66

Headaches, neck rubs, and a fight?

67

Wacky Wildcard Weekend!

68

JP's son shocked the dinner table

69

The Bucs Future is.....

70

Harbaugh to Bucs or nah?

71

JP's porn algo is WHAT?

72

What's Dizzy's new girlfriend got that his other's didn't?

73

From cat hair to a Dogg's performance!

74

Is it cold and can you back that up?

75

Do you do this controversial daily habit?

76

Weekend of tragedy covered

77

Andy Dick Update

78

Fat Albert started it, but Dave Chappelle finished it

79

To Taco Tilt or Nah?

80

JP's 'shroom journey

81

JP thinks this athlete is attractive...Monika and Dizzy do not.

82

JP's get rich scheme? You'll be surprised.

83

Better parent: JP or the voice of frosty the snowman?

84

Wait, Matt Lauer wants WHAT?

85

A documentary, A.I., and Ole Miss fans enter the chat

86

JP and Dizzy don't like Wicked Monika

87

Nobody should be this excited about a movie...

88

School rules we all remember but don't know why

89

From Epstein's ween to greek life and everything in between!

90

Skattebo and Rodgers: what's up with THAT?

91

What do youtube, speeding tickets, and subways have in common? JP!

92

JP's will walk out of a doctor's office if he wants!

93

Birthday hot tub fun!

94

Snoop....canceled....for WHAT?

95

Gen X vs Gen Z: who wins?

96

Once and for all: who is NOT jackhammer?

97

Cos play and sensual massage groans all in the first segment?

98

Halloween Takeover costume teases reveal too much?

99

Kleptomania runs wild in SOMEONE'S household

100

NBA is in some hot water and JP is HERE for it all

101

From the NBA to Dizzy's Saudi Arabia contract?

102

Chair falls and applesauce...cmg drama at it's finest!

103

Ash tattoos electric boogaloo?

104

Plans? JP wants no part of them...until he does?

105

Angel Reese an Angel on the runway?

106

Monika had to pee reeeeeealllly bad, but what does Mike O hafta do with that?

107

Monika's scary night was very different than Gareth's scary night

108

Is ball busting flirting or is Monika just rude?

109

Who had wedding sex out of Mike Calta, JP, and Monica

110

It's JP vs the R and R HOF and here's why!

111

Halloween, Body Count, and Monika's Ex?

112

ShaBoingBoingHeaven

113

AlltheTayTayTalkYouWantedAndThensSome!

114

What do Monika's panties, football, Taylor Swift and John Senning's thong all have in common?

115

Tik Tok Challenges JP won't do and some nobody should ever do

116

From rock stars to Monika's mom...what do they all have in common?

117

Chipotle, gummy bears, and jps daughter...which does JP like most right now?

118

Rays Rookies were Disney princesses but what will JP be for Halloween?

119

MonikaateherpizzaHOW???

120

Robot umpires, heaven, and aliens: what are these people talking about?

121

JP misses something A LOT...do you miss the same thing?

122

All the Jackhammer talk a curios Bone Fam wants to know but was afraid to ask

123

Bad mom vs bad mom: who wins?

124

Who is Joe the Toe and why is he a fan fave?

125

Twisted Sister's Dee Snider calls the show...and spills some unknown tea!

126

9-11-25

127

When there's a trans-caller, JP has all the questions

128

It was a crazy football weekend, and JP Show has thoughts!

129

Powerball plans, people!

130

Daily Disagreement: Puppy names and blocking social accounts

131

The cmg women's bathroom needs attention!

132

Just a little karaoke, AI, and Metallica on a Friday afternoon

133

High school stories for the show are VERY different

134

Jussie Smollet or nah?

135

Jackhammer and Jail birds

136

Hamstering! Would ya?

137

OnlyFans,Tennis,andMoneyHustles...thisFCOTDhasitall!

138

JPs lotter dilemna: is he wrong or right here?

139

Playboy is back...in Florida!

140

Monika loves two things: Bulls and Michael Franti. Which one screwed up BAD?

141

How far are you walking your child, and T swift album hype

142

JP and his sister reunite...but this caller has an even jucier family story

143

T-Swift vs Athlete: Who Wins?

144

Judging hair and bodies and anything we're unsecure about is FUN!

145

Guess which show member crapped in the Woods: AGAIN!

146

Worst types of people in public

147

Picking your fights

148

JP got an Ozzy visit from beyond the grave today!

149

Carmin'sChamberlainShowWillBeFunnyButThisWeatherIsNOT

150

MASH and PP's...Everything you need to know and more!

151

Road Trip + JP and His Wife = Disaster

152

Supermodels and Vacation JP

153

It's All Ian Beckles Fault....Or IS It?

154

RIP Ozzy

155

RIP Theo

156

All the Bone Beach Bash Details Ya Didn't Know Ya Needed to Know!

157

Who's Got It Worse Grooming for the Beach: Guys or Girls?

158

Whens the last time you visited your motherland

159

JP says he would, but would you?

160

Confidence, Nudity, and Phobias?

161

UTampaAbroadandClose

162

Gatorades, Belly Rings, and Fights!

163

Palm Reading is Real...or is it?

164

Magic Johnson, Tina Fey, and other names JP can't remember, but we still talk about

165

Puffdate!

166

Fathers and Fake Free Flights

167

AB Drama We Never Saw Coming

168

To Pamper or Not To Pamper: A Father's Day Prob

169

Ye JP: CASH

170

Three Hours of Standing Means JP Needs a Cry Playlist

171

Alllll the Liquid Lunch Deets Ya Need to Plan Your Friday!

172

From a Missing Guitar to Tighty Whities at the Dinner Table?

173

It's Our Liquid Lunch Party and We'll Hi Lo if We Want To!

174

Raise Rays Money?

175

To Bee or Not To Bee?

176

Flossgate and Other Radio Oddities

177

Mary Lou Retton and Caitlin Clark: What is Going ON?

178

Basketball and Gravy...How Does That Happen?

179

The Puffdates Are Getting Real!

180

Teacher shares emails from parents on tik tok

181

Did Monica get punched in the teeth

182

Vabbing Good, UFL Bad?

183

Sad Weirdo Says Whaaaaaa?

184

HottiesOnAMountain?

185

Michael Jordan Now Has A Boss And JP Doesnt Like It

186

Renaissance and Half-Price Flowers: A Mother's Day to Remember!

187

Hello to the new Brope?

188

From Old Pope Food to New Pope Chosen!

189

Conclave Chaos!

190

Puffdates begin NOW!

191

Who Out Cinco Storied Whom Today?

192

15 Year Old and His Stepmom: Is this a Porn?

193

Coming to a City Near You: Sperm Races?

194

StonerBonersandAnxiousAsses

195

Bolts, Bucs, and Real Talk with Ian Beckles

196

A FUPA and a Speedo?

197

Monika talks to her car...everyone does, right?

198

Lori and JP's Sister: Can't Trust 'Em!

199

Papal Ponderings and a Midwest Move?

200

DrJpservesthetruth

201

Fork me? Fork you, kid!

202

Somehow the Elephants Just Know

203

The Cruise Drama is REAL!

204

JP and Monika went to two totally different high schools

205

JP's Dream Girl...Literally

206

Daddy?

207

First Fight: Adapt or Die!

208

JP Doesn't Play the Mysterious Tweet Game

209

Proposal or Trauma? You decide.

210

JP FCOTD

211

Surprise visit from Ian Beckles!

212

Garages and haircuts and hoo ha's OH MY!

213

Cat Walking and Consent: Your 2025 Dating Guide

214

Always Something Intersting at Bone Events!

215

FCOTD 31925

216

JP fcotd

217

Is Monika on Some Sorta Drug List Now?

218

What's Worse: Gareth Holding Out or Monika Putting Up With Her Ex for So Long?

219

Nicknames or nah?

220

JP's Baldness or Something Else: What Were They Laughing At?

221

octo WHO?

222

Homewrecker or Good Friend?

223

Brain Meds and Hair Triggers

224

United Nations has nothing on this woman!

225

Is it a radio station or a junior high?

226

JP is out and Mo stinks it up

227

Whale v Man

228

Prom Price Panic

229

Men, Women, Sex, and LIES?

230

From Dr. Phil to Dr. Filth!

231

Old fashioned or respect? You decide.

232

Bathtubs and Butt Wipes

233

Money Mafia and Musk

234

Will the real JP please stand up!

235

Boobs, belly buttons, and a bitch

236

JP Featured Cut of the Day 11025

237

JP FeaturedClipoftheDay1925

238

Life Changing Flick-nic

239

Taylor Swift Is Rich & Generous

240

Does Monica's Mom Have Werewolf Syndrome?

241

Wicked McRibs

242

Roger Thinks The Butt Is Best Spot To Stick It

243

Is Monica Coming To A Reality Show Near You?

244

From Shark Tank To Shark Bitch

245

Elton John Is Blind, Ozzy & Cosby Comment

246

Rich People Scavenger Hunt

247

Bank Accounts, Table Reads, and Gay Bars

248

Hopefully Your Neck Is Big Enough To Swallow Orange Juice

249

Did you ever lose $700 Million in Bitcoin?

250

Does Patrick Mahomes Play With The Muppets And Arnold Schwarzenegger?

251

In The Woods With A Dirty White Boy Wearing Dirty White Pants

252

It's time to play Rats, Snakes, or Vomit

253

Want To Stay Young? Just Take Some Frog Venom!

254

Dead Guy in the Envelope

255

Would You Sell Molds Of Your Feet Like This Olympic Swimmer?

256

If You Like Kissing & Hugging In Public, Don't Do It At This Airport

257

Was Ozzy Asked To Sing For Van Halen? Let's Ask Him!

258

Dead Guy in the Envelope

259

Tyra Banks Is Distracting

260

Taking With Phil Esposito About Life And Hockey

261

Racist Candles And Robots

262

Do Vikings Enjoy The Music Of Debbie Gibson?

263

Hong Kong Phooey, Cereal, & Curfews

264

Dock Guy Meets Dock Guy

265

Stuck In Traffic Snitching

266

Everyone Vs Diddy

267

Does Bexley Like Playing Gaga Ball Or Dodge Ball?

268

It's OK For Dogs To Be Pandas In China

269

Jackie The Jokeman Martling In Studio

270

Mom Opts Kid Out of Kindergarten Homework

271

Hootie Gets Probie

272

Want To Win A Spelling Bee? Don't Ask Us To Be On Your Team

273

Oopsie Baby

274

Will Roger JP & Brett Go Out On A School Night?

275

Galvin Gambles Good, Giants Garbage

276

Clean The Dishes And Katy Perry Will Clean Your D

277

The Worst Kind Of Urologist Is A Sadistic One

278

Roger Sees Two Accidents, Monica's OCD May Cause Another

279

Will A Guitar To The Face Happen Again?

280

Did Brett Commit A Concert Crime?

281

If You Like "Discharge" Lip Gloss Listen Up!

282

When We're On Vaca Which Show Do You Like Filling In For Us More?

283

Hockers, Shockers, and Knockers

284

Michael Phelps Calls For Lifetime Doping Bans

285

Golfer Misses Medal Gets Military Time & "Mickey Mouse" Wins Medal

286

Donkeys, Dogs, Unseasoned Chicken, and Grandmas with Brooms

287

Celebrating National Big O Day A Day Late

288

Rugby Roughhousing

289

Snoop Dogg Loves Shuttlecocks

290

Rugby & Rappers

291

Tuah/Bhabie 2024

292

Looking For Ding-a-lings Not Dorks

293

How Brett’s Son Building A Desk Turns Into Learning About Gay Slang

294

JP And Brett Are Raising Non-Mathy Kids

295

Is JP’s Dad Getting Some Hawk Tuah?

296

Smelling Toast And Problems With Toes

297

Smelling Toast And Problems With Toes

298

When You Think Tampa, Think Inflatable Contraception Balloons

299

JP Vs The Giant Blow Up Water Slide

300

Coin Tossing And Dumpster Diving For Crawfish

301

JP's Got A Big Ol' Jug?

302

Is The Punch Out Back? Let's Ask Mike Calta And Mike Calta

303

This Story Is For Hockey And Boob Lovers Only

304

If You Need JP, Just Beep

305

If You Need JP, Just Beep

306

Prank Pizza And Sultan Status

307

Why Do The Rays Love Monica & Dizzy But Not Calta?

308

JP Is Confident About His Son's Math Skills & The Taste Of Chalk

309

Dead Guy in the Envelope

310

Did JP's Daughter Do The Right Thing With Her Junior Prom?

311

Nothing Says I Love You Like Wearing Matching Rolling Stones Shirts

312

When "Dave" Sends Flowers, We Talk About It

313

How To Turn A Beheading Into A Positive

314

Do Your Weekend Plans Involve Gas Pumps In An Orifice

315

When Anti-Sex Beds Meet Incorrect Rocky Movie Quotes

316

Jaws Lady/Best Opening Movie Scenes Ever?

317

Looks Like Portals and Rowdy Irish People Don't Mix

318

Bagpipers & Dead Pets

319

Who Knew Shrimp Day Is So Important To So Many?

320

JP Should Have A Side Hustle Of Being A Matchmaker

321

Pineapples, Bananas, And A Mean Roger Tweet

322

Wanna Make People Angry Or Happy? Cut Your Your Sandwich This Way

323

Enchiladas, Flip Phones, and Fireworks

324

Fish Gifts & Chaos

325

Saving Flags And Nerds

326

If You Wanna Park, You Gotta Pay

327

When A Toddler Says There's A Monster In Their Room, Believe Them

328

How Did "Garog' Perform At Shed Jam '24?

329

One Taylor, One Travis, Two Seats, One Side

330

The Best Day Of The Year Is Bring Your Kids To Work Day

331

Sorry Folks, "Ga-Rog" Shed Jam 24 Is Sold Out

332

Should We Have A Mascot Brawl A Bone's 12th Anniversary Party?

333

On This Earth Day, Who Has The Best Globes?

334

Is Taylor Jam The New Barbenheimer?

335

Turns Out Men Don't Know How To Pee Correctly

336

Was Kurt Cobain From Ohio, Like Starbee's Or Skibbidy?

337

Artisan Sourdough Bread & Tortoises

338

If You Have An Exciting, Different, Or Intriguing Story For The Show, Don’t Tell Roger

339

Feeling Sick? Have Some Breast Milk!

340

If Mike Calta Falls In His Yard, Does He Make A Sound?

341

Licking Pudding And Siblings

342

Diz Is A Short Guy With Big Riz

343

Here's How An RIP To A Hairband Singer Turns Into Big Junk & Grandkids

344

Don't Trip And Fall During The Eclipse

345

Bat Maternity Season & Milk Baths

346

Monica Prefers Not Seeing Roger At Lightning Games

347

Why Are Women Getting Randomly Punched?

348

Should Caitlin Clark Join Ice Cube Or The WNBA?

349

Diddy Ain't Goin' Nowhere Fun

350

Guess Which One Of Us Almost Had An Orgy This Weekend?

351

Whorey Lori Is Officially In Tampa, But With Less Money

352

It's Betting Season

353

Bad Ham Equals Bad Day

354

Is JP The Reason Why Brett Had Stained Sheets?

355

Pet Gator In NY, Wife Rescues Husband from Croc In Africa, And Cougar Attacks

356

What Does TikTok Have To Do With Turmeric Farming & Swamp Scientists?

357

Will You Yank This Chain Attached To A Nude Dude On The Beach?

358

RIP To Eric Carmen & To JP's Fat Jeans

359

JP's Car Is A Racoon Pecker Wrecker

360

Hey Everyone It's International Women's Day Eve

361

Thinking About Getting A Hotel For The Total Eclipse? Think Again!

362

We Get To The Bottom Of The Stolen Bands! Sorta

363

When A Hurkle Durkle Turns Into A Hole In Brett's Face

364

Priests Are Talking Behind The Pope's Back! Let's See What He Thinks About That

365

The Best Place To Get Married Is A Gas Station Bathroom With A Disco Ball

366

Sure, Brett's Got Stiches, But Whose Pubes Are Those?

367

Would You Donate A Kidney To Someone You Hate If You Matched?

368

Will $50 Minimum Wage Make Crispanadas Taste Better?

369

JP's Flower Revenge & Monica Is Locked Up

370

Jeff Bezos Is Moving to Florida. Will It Be Next To Mike Calta?

371

Somebody Ruined The Ending Of The Big Game And It Wasn't Us

372

Will You Have To Pay A Fee If You're Too Fat To Fly?

373

Unemployed Gen Z College Grad Acting Like Gen X

374

Vinny Tickets From TicketBash.com Gives The Latest On Big Game Ticket Prices From Vegas

375

The Royal Backdoor Is Supposedly Fine

376

Did Eddie Van Halen Get His Start On A Recorder?

377

If You Thought Groundhog Day Is Odd, Check Out These Bizarre American Traditions

378

Need To Return A 2-Year Old Couch? We've Got Just The Spot

379

Dizzy Had A Weekend Of Twerking And Fist Fights

380

Ice, Ice, JP

381

Who Knew Libraries Are For Loud Farting People

382

This Valentine's Day, Give The Gift Of Pink Chocolate Peanut Butter Nut Sacks

383

Dizzy Likes Being "Mugsy Bogues" To Women Who've Dated "Shaq"

384

Laxative Lunch & Hitchhikers

385

Not A Good Weekend For NFL Teams Beginning With "B"

386

Students Are Hospitalized After Accidentally Watching Gory Videos

387

There's No Love Quite Like Tow Truck Love

388

The Key To A Happy Life Is Milking Cows In A Bikini

389

The Key To A Happy Life Is Milking Cows In A Bikini

390

If Your Fireplace Suddenly Ignites, It's Probably Suzanne Somers Fault

391

Brett Having Basil - Good. Brett Having Basal - Bad.

392

Brett Having Basil - Good. Brett Having Basal - Bad.

393

Does Chuck Give You Yeast Infections?

394

Does Chuck Give You Yeast Infections?

395

Confetti Confessions With Jim Harbaugh

396

Confetti Confessions With Jim Harbaugh

397

Does Monica Have More "Dads" Than Text Messages?

398

Does Monica Have More "Dads" Than Text Messages?

399

People Are Tumbling For This

400

People Are Tumbling For This

401

Coming Soon To A Shed Near You, Roger & The Blowfish

402

Coming Soon To A Shed Near You, Roger & The Blowfish

403

Sex, Death, and Gambling!

404

Sex, Death, and Gambling!

405

Will California Be Drinking Poop Water Sooner Than Later?

406

Will California Be Drinking Poop Water Sooner Than Later?

407

The Best Part About Christmas Is When We Eat KFC

408

The Best Part About Christmas Is When We Eat KFC

409

Did You Know "Rich Guy" Named This Food Delivery Service?

410

Can Taylor Have A Headline Without Travis?

411

Can Taylor Have A Headline Without Travis?

412

When Bhad Bhabie Is In The News We Talk To Dr. Phil

413

When Bhad Bhabie Is In The News We Talk To Dr. Phil

414

Don't You Hate It When A Possum Gets In Your Artificial Christmas Tree?

415

The Best Way To Celebrate The Holiday Season Is Gambling In A Bowling Alley With Friends

416

Phone Screener Bryan Wins Money & Trip, Then Calls Out. Coincidence?

417

You Do The Chipotle Crime You Get Chipotle Time

418

What Do You Give A Jackhammer Who Has Everything?

419

Is JP’s New Dentist Is Also A Field Cricket?

420

JP Had An Emotional Weekend Of Batteries, Phones, and Candles

421

Nothing To See Here Just A Wolf Spider In A Guy’s Toe

422

Here's Why JP Is Scared Of Old People

423

It's A Small World, But Is It A Small Dong?

424

If You Wanna Eat With Dad, Do It Before The Sun Sets

425

Guess Who Pooped In The Woods Again?

426

Will This Monday Night Football Matchup Gain Or Lose Viewers?

427

Is Not Washing “Lucky” Underwear OK?

428

Retirement Is More Important Than Teen Pregnancy

429

Is It Bad If A Porn Star's Python Bites Your Peen?

430

When JP's In A Good Mood, Everyone's In A Good Mood

431

Neck Shots, Seagulls, & Krump Dancing

432

How To Ask Someone To Marry You, Without Asking, Starring Brett

433

Dead Guy In The Envelope

434

The Best Time To Test Drive A Car Is When Your Wife Is Having Surgery

435

If Your Babysitter Isn't Paid For, Don't Ask Dizzy For Dollars

436

Scared Of Clowns? Here's Why.

437

It Wasn't Shocking But It Was Slightly Surprising

438

Caller Says He Was Smacked By A Filipino General

439

Ladies! Need A Last Minute Costume? Try This

440

If Your Kids Misbehaves At This Restaurant, Get Ready To Pay Up!

441

If Glory Holes Weren't Gross Enough...

442

Did Vera Wang Have Sex With Tony Danza Too?

443

Should JP Give His Cousin A Maserati For An Anniversary Gift?

444

Time For Another Air Staff Sex Party

445

Time For Another Air Staff Sex Party

446

Silver Fox Sex Is The Best Kind Of Sex

447

What Costume Should Roger Wear On Dizzy's Magic Bus?

448

When You Need Help Call Floyd Mayweather & This Grandfather

449

Nothing Better Than Getting Those Moon Rays On Your Taint

450

Mary Lou Retton Needs Your Help!

451

Talking To NHL Legend/Bolts Radio Broadcaster Phil Esposito

452

Why Do Certain People Like To Be Scared?

453

Did you get food poisoning from a hockey legend at your prom like Roger?

454

Tater Tots > Any Info JP Has For His Daughter

455

Taco Day, Ambrosia, And Swangin' Dick

456

Yelling At Your Kids GOOD: 1980s Answering Machine Songs

457

JP's Font Is Bigger Today Than Yesterday

458

Big Ol' Beach Kinda Day

459

Will "Traylor" Be Making A Stop In New Jersey This Sunday?

460

The Best Place To Complain About Circumcision Is A Pink Concert

461

Stop What You're Doing And Start Judging People By Their Body Parts

462

The Best Amusement Park Rides Are The Ones Stuck Upside Down For Hours

463

You're Washing Your Armpits Wrong

464

Three Women Grabbed Monica's Boobs For Science

465

JP's Friend's Retirement Happiness Makes JP Less Happy For Himself

466

If Kanye West Kidnaps Monica, At Least She Knows Morse Code

467

From High To Low To High Again: A True Jets Story

468

Jimmy Fallon Is Knee Deep In The Hoopla

469

White Claw Drinking 3 Legged Bears, Kazbars, and Billy Squire

470

JP Heard His Favorite Sushi Place Has Roaches. Should He Go Back?

471

New Superhero Duo: Poopie Plane and Vomit Seat

472

"What's Up Amigo, Want Some Cheese Candy?"

473

Was It Hide Your Gun Under Your Fat Roll Night At The Ballpark?

474

Burning Man Blockade And Humanimals

475

Monica Helps JP Realize Something About Himself AND He Agrees!

476

Has Dolly Parton Given This Iconic Song New Life Or Destroyed It?

477

When A Bride And Groom Simultaneously Ruin A Wedding

478

Did A Forgotten Sly Stallone Movie Inspire A Cuban Defector?

479

To Wash Or Not To Wash Your Feet

480

This Spider Will Either Arouse You Or Kill You

481

Swimming In Human Feces For Your Health?

482

Flavor Flav Loves Tay Tay And She Loves To Donate

483

Have You Ever Had A Pro Play With You?

484

Is This A Good Time To Laugh At Someone's Pain?

485

Would You Wait In Line 3 Hours For A Shirt Or Pay $10 To Have It Shipped?

486

Want Big Boobs? Bee Pollen Could Be The Answer!

487

Can Parachuting Beavers Stop Global Boiling?

488

Are You Pro-Noodling Or No-Noodling?

489

If You're Looking For Vanilla Ice Shirts, JP Can Help

490

Enjoy Your Chicken Wings Now Because Soon Everything Will Be Boneless!

491

Never Leave Home Without Your Extra Panties

492

Is It Wrong To Ask For An Engagement Ring Back After This Happens?

493

Here's Why Roger Will Wear His Pink Flamingo Shirt In RV Lots

494

JP Spent His Wedding Anniversary Getting Ripped Off

495

Here's why you shouldn't glue your hand to a tarmac

496

When Does Some Bush Become Too Much Bush?

497

When How Are You Turns Into F U

498

Roger's Tips To Legally Rob Senior Citizens Of Their Money

499

Cookies & Wrinkles

500

Roger Finds A Used Condom While JP Chunders

501

Will JP's Wife Smoke Angel Dust & Watch After School Specials In Jamaica?

502

Celebrate Mom And Throw Her Ashes On Stage At A Pink Concert

503

BAD: Coal/Wood Fire Pizza Ovens GOOD: Flamethrowers To Rob Stores

504

Taking Your Calls With 'Rich Guy' About The Tragic Sub Implosion

505

The Best Obituaries Always Contain "Hammered" & "Gluttonous"

506

Submarine oh submarine where are you?

507

Roger's Weekend Of Poker, Strippers, & Slut Daddies

508

Finding Happiness For Father's Day

509

Monica Has Perfected Her Urinal Usage

510

Taylor Swift Changing Bathrooms At Concerts Monica Uses Urinal

511

Getting Revenge On Sharks & Swimming Bears

512

Sex Experts say how long sex is supposed to last

513

Bill Murray Love "Milkshake" & Monica's Concert Stranger Danger

514

Hot Women Shave Their Face Too

515

What Did A Woman Put Down Roger's Sewer Drain?

516

Who Knew 'The Pope' Helped This Pop Icon's Career?

517

Brett Gets Hit On & Roger Saves A Listener's Life

518

The World's Worst Panhandler Meets "Rich Guy"

519

Everyone Seems To Do A JP Impersonation, But Are They Good?

520

Should JP Sell The Food In His Teeth?

521

Roger Is A Loser...In Poker...This Past Weekend

522

Here's How Roger Saved His Daughter's Wedding From A Tile Saw

523

Will Brett Ever Get His Celebratory Picnic?

524

Meat Sweats & Dating

525

Butter Knife Or Butter Spoon?

526

It's The Happiest Place To Fight On Earth

527

Martha Stewart On SI Swimsuit Cover & Will Calta Shave JP's Head?

528

The Countdown To Roger Being Happy But Poor Is On!

529

Good News! There's Wood & Seaweed In Your Chicken Sandwich

530

Dentist Fun & How To Wipe

531

Tagging Kids, Beeping Horns, & Woman Talks To Your Dead Pet

532

Are You Really Riding A Bike If You're NOT Naked?

533

Here's Another Person Saying They're Something They're Not

534

Need 'Thoughts & Prayers' From Brett? Don't Be Vague About What It's For

535

M Is For Boobs

536

Hopefully Roger's Friend Won't Get Stabbed In The Junk By A Prostitute

537

Were You In An IHOP When You Found Out Jerry Springer Passed Away?

538

Guess Who Doesn't Like Pretzels In Their Natural State?

539

Is This The Start Of A Love Connection At Hooters?

540

Man Crashes Car Driving With Knees, Roger & Brett Hook Up At Hockey Game

541

Need A Mortgage? Call Aunt Flo!

542

Man Screams About Baby & Lion Sex

543

Who Knew 10 Emus Are As Scary As A 600 lb Satellite Crash

544

Very Superstitious, Or Not

545

Dreaming About Going To Playoff Games? Keep Dreaming

546

A Feel Good Broken Junk Story

547

Does Taylor Swift Have More Concert Security Thank Pitbull Toddler?

548

Possible Prisoner Pen Pal Plan...What Could Go Wrong?

549

Moving Furniture Is Unnecessary Change and other advice for wives from JP

550

No Jeans For Roger's Friend and No Solo Eating For Roger's Daughter

551

All Hopped Up On Caffeine, Time To Take A Nap

552

TBT 2017 - Roger & JP Talk To Monica's Mom Kathy

553

Here's How Roger's College Radio HOF Induction Will Go

554

Potatoes & Eggs vs Fake Spike & Real Spike

555

Fun With Vasectomies

556

Final Fast Food Fish Friday Ruined/Roger's Daughter Met AOC in Bathroom

557

Roger's Words To Live By If His Wife Left Him

558

Falling Asleep At Work, Froggy, And Finances

559

Removing An Ankle Monitor Back In The Day

560

Guess What And Where This Guy Got Something Stuck

561

Carmin Isn't Wearing Socks And JP Is Throwing His Out

562

Brett Reveals A Secret

563

Do You Know This Peaceful FL Town Full Of Human Attractions?

564

What Will You Do When The Smelly Blob Comes For You?

565

Does Junk Size Matter? Let's Ask A 70 y/o Sex Loving Caller

566

Pat Sajak Doesn't Care Ashley Hates Fish & Calta's Joe Pepitone Tribute

567

Who Knew Calta Would Ever Hate JP More Than Brett

568

What Would You Do If Your Child Tells You About Their Past Life?

569

Do Dentists Supply Mouth Hug Gel?

570

Was Pete Davidson Using Some BDE When He Crashed Into A House?

571

If You're Thinking Of Feeding Your Friend To A Bear, Don't!

572

Is It OK To Eat The Same Thing At The Same Time In The Same Place With The Same Person?

573

Feeling A Little Thin Down There? Get Some Filler!

574

Which Store Has The Best Shopping Music?

575

Cool Kid Shenanigans...Did Ya Do 'Em?

576

Is $20 For A Tooth Good?

577

Angel Numbers, Starbucks Churches, and Purgatory

578

Nothing Says Love Like Overpriced Roses And Fake Spike

579

Get Ready To Hold Your Junk!

580

Have You Ever Heard Of A Genderless Dragon?

581

Constipated? There's A Vibrating Pill For Tha

582

Roger's Big Flex Is Narrowly Avoiding Car Accidents

583

If You Lose Your License In Mexico, Bring A Bathtub Condom

584

Peanut Butter Cheese Crackers & Snack Packs

585

Sorry PIneapples, It's Loofa's Time To Shine

586

Nothing Like Recreating A 15,000-Mile Forrest Gump Run

587

Tom Tom Tom Is Gone Gone Gone...Again

588

Cindy Williams/Monica & 'Bill Cosby' Ruin Your Childhood

589

This Kid Should've Played Asses Up Instead Of Hide & Seek

590

Dak Prescot's New Girlfriend Makes Roger And JP Question Everything

591

Who Would JP Save In A Fire? Monika, His Sister, Or Joe Burrow?

592

Who's The Bigger Hero, Jeremy Renner, Roger, Or Mike Calta?

593

Cheese Knows When You're Sleeping

594

George Santos Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

595

That Time A Neighbor Got Run Over And Monica Went To Jail

596

How Truthful Should You Be On A Dating App Profile?

597

We're Pretty Sure This Guy Didn't Want To Go This Way

598

Shakira Hates Her Mother-In-Law. Roger's Wife Loves Rob Thomas

599

Raise Your Hand If You Blow Dry Your Balls Like JP

600

Pimples & Pools

601

Sometimes The Special May Not Be So Special

602

Do You Like Your Meat THIS Fresh?

603

When You Need An Opinion On The Royal Family, You Turn To "Sexy Mark"

604

Surprisingly, JP Would Rather Be Handcuffed To ______ Than His Mother In Law

605

Mike Who Cheese Hairy

606

Will The TPA Pink Flamingo Be Named After A Bone Personality?

607

Holiday Party Yes. Holiday Hugging No

608

Did You Hear What's Happening Tonight Tonight Tonight Tonight?

609

Nothing Says Thoughtful Like A Bullet In A Glass

610

Fraud, Celebs, and Polyamorous Sex!

611

When The Listeners Say Yes Monica Says No

612

Here's How To NOT Pick Someone Up Starring Monica

613

Golden Ice Cubes & Goldendoodles

614

Grab A Ham & Cheese Loaf And Head To Paducah, Kentucky

615

Who Murdered Frosty?

616

When Monica Runs Late Carmin Wears Lingerie

617

Will There Be A Post-Show HR Meeting Today?

618

Where Were You When This Monumental Album Came Out?

619

Jim Breuer Saves A Turtle Live On-Air With Us

620

Will Monica Reveal On 'BeReal' What's On Her Nightstand?

621

The World Cup Is Personal For Monica

622

How Many People Do You Trust?

623

Who's The Turkey Gavone?

624

What Happens First? Pete Davidson Gets A New Girlfriend Or Nick Cannon Has Another Kid

625

Bezos Giving Dolly $100 Million Gave JP A Movie Idea

626

Dead Guy In The Envelope

627

Brian Celebrates His Anniversary With Green Bean Seltzer

628

It's Raining Fire Ants. Don't Put Them In Your Underpants

629

There's Rage And There's Running Over Someone Purposely Rage

630

Will Gareth Roll With The Surprise His Hinge Match Gave Him?

631

If You're A Publix Worker Who Knows Monica You're In Luck

632

Did Bhad Bhabi Bhomb? Dr. Phil Explains, Right After This

633

What's Worse A Pet Rug Or A Relative Rug?

634

What Was Your High School Memorable Moment?

635

Dia De Don

636

Get In The Halloween Spirit With Shingles!

637

JP's Back Is Back And We're Singing At The Top Of Our Lungs!

638

The Pope's Plan To Thwart Porn Watching

639

Ever Lose A Job Because Your Junk Was Too Big? Us Neither

640

CRUMBL COOKES VS CRUMBLING FROM NUT SHOTS

641

If No One Sees JP Poop In The Woods, Did It Really Happen?

642

Al Michaels Is A Big Taylor Swift Fan But Does He Like "Ashley?"

643

JP Would've Gotten Everyone The Best Sandwich, But He Didn't

644

Let's Relax And Take A Nap

645

Hockey, Friendly Asians, and Flaming Arrows

646

We Make A Listener In Need Happy And Monica F's Carmin

647

Fake Astronaut, Real Scam

648

Here Are Tricks Servers Do To Get Bigger Tips

649

Would You Fly With This Blind Pilot?

650

Can It Get Any Lower Than Stealing A Wallet Off A Dead Crushed Person?

651

Pink Smoke Lawsuits and Gender Reveals

652

Here's Why John Brennan Hates Aaron Judge

653

She's Back And F'ed Up On Flonase

654

Monica Is Dizzy And JP is Quitting TikTok

655

This Guy Hates His Ex So Much He Regularly "Goes" On Her Grave

656

Bawllz Calls In With The Exclusive "GFY" Hurricane Model Forecast

657

A Cat Name Mo Calls In To Clear The Gareth-ade Air

658

Dumb Things We Did As Kids But Can Laugh At Now

659

When Roger Goes To The Deli, He Picks Up A Sandwich And A Woman

660

Anyone Else Have Work Bathroom Issues Like Us?

661

Use The Grinder And Swallow The Batteries

662

A Fun Way To Pass Kidney Stones Is Having Sex

663

Who Does Roger Love More? Phil Esposito, Bobby Orr, or Ed Weigle?

664

Industry Secrets & Brett's Secret Way To Measure Waist Size

665

Turns Out The Weakest Link Of The Weakest Link Is Dizzy

666

Things Teachers Can't Get Away With Today

667

Did Monica's Bald Spot Kill The Queen?

668

Woman Has 100 lb Tumor Removed

669

Snack Packs, Jager Hot Dogs, and Racoons

670

Looks Like These Parents Need Roger To DJ This School Dance

671

Serena Wins! Brett's Bets Win! Will Monica Win Fantasy Football?

672

This Woman Birthed The Same Kid Twice!

673

Anyone need a pair of MILF Crocs?

674

JP's Going On Tour With Yung Gravy

675

Guess Who Thinks It's OK To Act Like A Cat In School?

676

Roger's Hooker Loving Friend Strikes Again

677

Nothing Like Having A Date In A UHaul Truck

678

Wanna Save Money? Just Use Your Bath Water For Cooking. Yum!

679

Monica Believes Prisoners Are Our Future And Will Teach Them Well

680

Who Didn't Flush The Ladies Room Toilet?

681

Anyone Need Roger's Weed?

682

Rice & Racism

683

Have You Ever Had Sex So Good Your Aorta Popped?

684

Get The Leash, It's Time To Take The Quintuplets For A Walk

685

Did Vin Scully (RIP) Get His Style From "Film Strip Guy?"

686

Do You Know Where Your Children Are?

687

Poundcake, Screamin Cheetah's, and Moonwalking

688

How Does This Trade Seem Reasonable?

689

Do You Believe This Couple Of Two Years Has Never Kissed Each Other

690

Did Mike Calta Have A Choco Taco With Tom Brady Last Night?

691

Who Has More Talent, The Bird Stuck In JP's Garage Or Monica's Niece?

692

That Time When "Ron" and "Drett" May Have Stolen Something

693

Get Some Acupuncture And Grab A Glizzy

694

How To Make A Quick $22 While Carrying $60,000 Across State Lines

695

Did Ben & Jenn Have A Chocolate Fountain Or A Queso Fountain?

696

Who Knew Drug Filled High School Dances With Parents Are Normal

697

Our Baby Canadian Boy Has Grown Up To Be American Man

698

The Good Ol' Days Of Lard

699

JP Is A Good Samaritan Until It Involves Sharks

700

ls A Sex Strike Coming Your Way? We've Got A Song For That

701

Tonight, Monica Will Make HERstory With The Tampa Tarpons

702

Was It All A Dream Or Was There A Little Bump 'N' Grind?

703

Nipple Mites Eat You While You Sleep

704

JP's Son Got Him This Type Of Card Instead Of A Father's Day

705

Did Steve-O & Guy Fieri Break Bam Margera Out Of Rehab?

706

Gas Prices Are High, Tampon Supply Is Low, And Avocado Salsa Is Awesome!

707

The Number One Hot Spot In America Is Davenport, IA

708

Get Your Clack Fan, We're Going To Key West Pride Week With Bryan!

709

Will Leroy Sheets Drive "Drunk Sub" To Get A Strawberry Frosty?

710

Is The Pope Retiring? What Will He Do? Where Will He Go? Let's Ask!

711

JP Does Not Like Where Stand Up Comedy Is Going

712

Bolts Betting, Monica's Parking, JP Saves Birds, & Roger Feeds "Rich Guy"

713

Did Roger Have Phone Sex With Monica Without Knowing He Did?

714

Throw A TD, Light A Joint Then Go On A Mind Journey With JP

715

Remember That Time When Monica Ran A Crack House?

716

Here's The Secret Reason Why The Lightning Won

717

Can 'Rich Guy' Help Monica With Her Rent?

718

It's Only May, But This May Be The Headline Of The Year

719

Here Are All The Dinks We Can Humper

720

Roger's Childhood Crush Is Getting Divorced. Time For Him To Swoop In?

721

Weed Laced Everything

722

Drive-Thru Miracle And Fishing With The Right Bait

723

Back Into A Spot And Grab Your Tetherball, Tide Stick, and Magic Eraser

724

Time To Eat Some Raw Liver And Cow Testicles

725

Does Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst Play Professional Tennis?

726

What Feels Better Than Formaldehyde On Fresh Underwear?

727

The Story Of A Poker Dealer, His Mom, and, Hookers

728

Just When You Think Monica Couldn't Ruin Any More Sandwiches...

729

We're Going Live And Nude On OnlyFans. Who's Joining Us?

730

Monica Loves Everything About Brett's Italian Sub - Except Half The Items On It

731

Monica Never Says Fri-Yay, Has No Baggage, And Never Lies

732

Jalapeno Poppers, Nose Hair, And Family Ear Wax Removal

733

Watch The NFL Draft With Some Ice Cream And Cheesecake

734

Monica Gives The Gift Of A Marine Biologist To Her Friend

735

Brett Gets His Buns Steamed

736

We Ask 'Dr Phil' How Bhad Bhabie Bought A $6 Million House

737

Would You Go Shopping On A First Date?

738

If Olivia Culpo Was Your Daughter, Would You Let Her Wear This?

739

Playing With Dogs, Coloring, Food Delivery, And JP Joins TikTok???

740

When You Want To Save Chickens, Glue Yourself To A Basketball Court

741

Here's Why You Can't Be An Alcoholic Drinking Whiskey But You Can With Vodka

742

You Have To Admit, It's More Of A Gather Than A Hunt

743

Pimento Sandwiches And New Edition

744

Buy Me Some Peanuts And Cracker...Jill's?

745

Will JP Sell His CD Collection To Buy A Foot Long Tater Tot?

746

Tiger Is Back! But Should He Be?

747

Just Because You Win The Big Game, Doesn't Mean You Get To Keep Your Balls

748

Are You Willing To Have A Threesome With A Robot?

749

Monica's Bowling Date Turned Into A Parking Lot Party

750

Is It Ok For A Musician/Band To Cancel Their Concert To Go To A Game?

751

Is Dizzy Getting Deported?

752

JP's Getting a Hot Shave And a PB & J

753

Who Knew Roger Shops For Patio Furniture Where "Rich Guy" Does

754

Is The Secret To JLO's Looks Eating Fast Food?

755

Family Abandons 'Gay' Dog & Monica's Friend Has A "Red Rocket" Solution

756

Dizzy Saw Something Of Monica's He Wasn't Supposed To See

757

Fish Sandwiches, Hot Dogs, Bar Crawls, & Getting Hit On By Older Women

758

Vegas Sportsbook Wants NFL to Investigate Bets Related To Tom Brady Unretiring

759

Guess Which Hypocrite On The Show Is Betting On March Madness?

760

Tom Tom Tom Is Back Back Back

761

Let's Jam Out And Jam On It

762

Will We All Be Deported After Answering US Citizenship Test Questions?

763

If You Do This Woman Wrong, You Get A Harpoon To The Junk

764

On International Women's Day We Honor A Woman Who Was Engaged To A Ghost

765

Welcome To The Pepere and G Daddy Show

766

Here's How To Almost Kill Yourself With A Sex Toy

767

If You Like Poutine, You Won't Be Able To Get It Here

768

Anyone Need An Intimacy Coordinator?

769

Monica Got Massaged By A Man And Then..

770

Basketball Game Mooning And Vacuum Stimulators

771

It's Chicken Cutlets - Not Fried Chicken,Nuggets, or Tenders

772

Sounds Like This Man Needed The Help Of "Stupid People Beaterman"

773

Nothing Goes Better With Dr Pimple Popper Videos Than Orecchiette

774

Monica Named Her TV, Now She Renames Roger, JP, & Brett

775

Please Welcome "Billy" To Monica's Apartment

776

Add 'Predicting Menstrual Cycles' To The Many Gifts JP Has

777

Are JP & Brett Bad Dads If They Virtually Watch Their Kid's School Concerts Tonight?

778

Brett's Lunch, Al Sharpton, Spike On The Mic, And JP's Hockey Jersey Come Together As One

779

What Would You Do If Your Lawyer Needed A 'Cry Room?'

780

Roger Loves His Buns Steamed When He's Watching TikTok

781

Tom Brady Is Officially Retiring. Let's See Boston Bobby And 'The Pope' Think

782

What Smells Better? Brett's Chili, Shrimp Pizza With Blueberry Sauce, Or A Gassy Rihanna?

783

Professional Pillow Fighting Is Real And Happening Tonight On Pay-Per-View

784

Do You Like This Fast Food Chains New Fan-Inspired Menu Hacks Or Ours Better?

785

If You Get Into A Food Fight In German Prison - You're Going To Court!

786

Pancakes Without Syrup, Elvis Costello, And Chocolate Milk

787

Are You Excited More For The Halftime Show or Gasparilla?

788

Should Bruce Arians Have Been Fined?

789

Happy Birthday Dolly Parton - Did Brett Ever Mention He Went To Dollywood?

790

This Non-Porn Star Had To Be Naked For 6 Hours For Work.

791

Does Going To The Cryotank Make JP Invincible?

792

Did JP Meet Roger At The Park & Ride Before Going To The Urologist?

793

This Man Is Alive Thanks To A Pig Heart

794

Will Someone Please Save JP From His Garage

795

Based On This Story, Monica's Mom May Have Been Friends With Ghislaine Maxwell

796

David Lee Roth Cancels Shows, Gene Simmons, The Pope, Guy Fieri, And More Discuss It

797

Here's Why Roger Is A Bad Person For Not Inviting JP, Brett, & Monica To His Daughter's Wedding

798

Uptown Girl Likes To Get Her Eyes Drilled

799

Starting 5 Coolest Cartoon Characters

800

Is It Ok To Eat Chicken Sandwiches Left Out For 24 Hours?

801

Nothing To See Here, Just Stealing A Bridge

802

Are JP & Brett Bad Dads If They Virtually Watch Their Kid's School Concerts Tonight?

803

JP Is Tired And Isn't A Good Artist

804

Did You Know The 1-900 Sex Fetish Phone Service Changed America?

805

The Donut Murderer Strikes Again! Evidence On The Bone FB & IG

806

Did Dr Dre Get Served Enchiladas After Getting Served?

807

Who Will Be Crowned 'STD Spelling Bee' Champion?

808

Can You Hate Candy Corn But Love Candy Corn Stuffed Sausage?

809

"Guy Fieri" vs Bobby Flay - Two Chefs Enter Only One Will Remain

810

Do You Agree With Jon Gruden Being Removed From The Bucs Ring Of Honor?

811

Hey Now, He's A Retired All-Star

812

Will Brett's Aunt Or Monica Help With Roger's Daughter's Wedding Planning?

813

JP Dips Ear Bud In Coffee And Monkey Dips Banana In A Bottle

814

Nothing Says Love Like Dual Toilets

815

Does "A/C Guy" Have Anything To Do With NASCAR Biden Chants?

816

Will Dre, Snoop, Eminem, KISS, and Bill Cosby Perform Together At The Halftime Show?

817

Don't Drink The Yellow Water At Glastonbury Festival

818

Monika Hooked Up With An Ex And It Wasn't Jackhammer

819

Anderson Cooper Won't Give Kid Inheritance, But Brett's Spin Doctors Knowledge Is Unmatched

820

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy - (See Him Wed 9/29 RP Funding Center In Lakeland)

821

This dude was a little hard on the beaver last night.

822

Check Your Toilet For Spiny Tail Iguanas

823

What's Better: Roger's Protein Bowl Or The Wedding JP Went To?

824

Why Does Gabby Petito Story Seem To Stand Out More Than Others?

825

Does Bobby, The Guy Monika Went To Bills Game With Want Her? Let's Ask Him!

826

Dumpster Diving and Selling Hot Loads On Pallets

827

Roger Witness Car Accident While JP Drinks Pedialyte

828

Will Monika Become Someone's Meal In Miami?

829

This Guy Found His Son, But Does The Mom Remember?

830

Machine Gun Kelly vs Conor McGregor & Monica vs Brett

831

Remembering 20 years Ago

832

Someone's Having A House Party, But Not Everyone's Invited

833

Here's How Monika Celebrates National Hispanic Heritage Month

834

"The Pope" Blesses The Jeopardy Host Selection Process

835

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Roger and JP Featured Cut for 7/14/2021

860

Roger and JP Featured Cut for 7/13/2021

861

Are You Ok With A "No Vax Tax" For Concerts Or Other Events?

862

'Guy Fieri" Stops Buy To Give Us Details On His New Contract

863

Don't Mess With Richard Marx!

864

Cicada Phobia Is Here And It's Real

865

Nothing Stops This Woman From Pleasuring Herself

866

Law & Order SVU Taught This 11 y/o FL Girl How To Fight Off An Attacker

867

Monica Stops Complaining And Takes A 12-Hour Vow Of Silence

868

Delicious Cicada Butts Coming Up On The Next Triple D

869

Here We Are, Face To Face, A Couple Of Silver Spoons, At Costco

870

JP Has Door Issues, Sharing Smash Mouth And JLO Stories

871

People Want JP's Blood And Roger's College Radio Station Hall Of Fame Doesn't Want Him

872

Will Monica Discuss Dryer Sheet Uses On Her New All-Female Sports Show?

873

Woman Screams Like She's The One Being Attacked By A Seal

874

Thanks To Jeff Bezos, We Know What Monica Had To Wipe When She Was Young.

875

Brett Gets Massaged While JP Holds A Grudge Against His Aunt

876

Brett Thought He Did The Right Thing, Until He Apologized To Monica

877

Would You Wait In Line For Hours For Food Available Only In Orlando?

878

Do Robot Lawnmowers Like Vaccinated Women?

879

According To The Poll From FOX 13's Jen Epstein, We Only Want To Eat With 34% Of You.

880

What Is Not The Way To Be A Contestant On Jeopardy

881

Here's What The Bon Jovi Drive-In Car Concert May Sound LIke

882

Monica's Unreal Expectation Of Intercourse Length Is Fascinating

883

We're Vaccinated, But Are We Now Addicted To Drugs?

884

Broadcasting 'Live' From St Pete Grand Prix

885

This Show Isn’t Ready To Go To The Same Bathroom Simultaneously

886

The Judge Isn't Happy With Maxine, But 'Boston Bobby' Loves Mary

887

Here's What Getting Swallowed Alive By A Snake Feels Like

888

Nothing Says Love Like Letting Your 9 y/o Watch You Give Birth In A Tub

889

We Sing In Harmony To Honor 'A Cat Named Mo's' Baby Announcement

890

Always Use NASCAR & Country Music To Lure White People

891

Turns Out The Only Way To Pay For College Is Doing OnlyFans

892

According To JP's Daughter's Friend It's OK To Identify As A Bug

893

Who Wants 'Cravy' On Their Feet-uccine With Dog Food And Seedless Watermelon?

894

Another Ketchup Shortage Doesn't Affect " Super Rich Guy"

895

Will They Pickle Corn Dogs At Roger's Rap Concert?

896

Brett Went To IG Jail And Needs Rehab

897

Brett Went To IG Jail And Needs Rehab

898

When Is Enough, Enough?

899

What Do Body Air Dryers And Hot Dog Grills Have In Common?

900

A Round Of Shots For The Show

901

Does Monica Not Showering In March Make You Mad?

902

BREAKING: People Like To Drive Fast And Men Enjoy Boobs

903

Caller's Bad Boss Story Turns Into Baseball Player Foursome (Allegedly)

904

Should JP Put Icy Hot On His Wife For Abandoning Him?

905

Will Roger Get Into The Hall Of Fame Before The Custodian At His College Radio Station?

906

Here's Another Reason Why Tom Brady Is Great And Why Someone Will Never Agree

907

Sex, Weed, Car Washes, And Roger Is A Hero!

908

Comedian Jim Breuer Calls In Before His Weekend Shows At 'Tampa Improv'

909

WARNING: This Segment Contains Pig On Frog Violence

910

How Many Coughs Does It Take To Get To The Center Of Your Soul?

911

You Know You've Done Something Wrong A Plane Boos You Off The Flight

912

JP Followed The Rules, Yet Monica Is Still Mad At Him

913

Is It Acceptable For Guys To Sit While They Pee?

914

Roger's Bad High School Nickname And Is Monica In Witness Protection?

915

You Know JP's Wife Loves Him Because She Got Him An Earwax Remover

916

Will Roger Share His Wine With 'Pope' and 'Calta?'

917

Man Fakes Kidnapping, Monica Makes Sexy Sandwiches

918

JP Loves Buying A New Front Door With His Wife

919

Brett's Criminal CAMEO and Sexy Mom OnlyFans

920

What's Up With Monica Not Wanting Guys To Go Down?

921

This Guy Made $16K In One Night Having People Watch Him Sleep

922

Which One Of Us Should Be A Butt Model On IG?

923

Brett's Son Gets A Black Music History Lesson And "Ashley" Spends Time With JP

924

Will The Big Game Streaker Get His Winnings From His Bet?

925

Here's How To Give The Gift Of A Dive Bar To Your Valentine

926

What Musicians Will Play The Bucs Parade? "Film Strip Guy" Explains Microwaves To Monica

927

Roger’s Friend Dom Explains How Roger, JP, & Monica Won & Brett Didn’t

928

The One Thing Monica & JP Can Agree On? Grease!

929

Will Brett's Tom Brady Songs Be Available On An Overnight Infomercial?

930

You've Bitten Your Cheek When Eating, But Have You Bitten Your Lip Like Roger?

931

Is It OK To Go Camping With A Married Man Without His Wife? Let's Ask Monica.

932

Listen To All Of Brett's Tom Brady Songs For Monica

933

Brett's Got A New Tom Brady Song, Demi Moore's Got A New Face, And Sex Toys Are OK For Zoom Calls

934

More Tom Brady Songs And Big Game Talk

935

If An Australian Man Pleasures Himself In The Woods, And No One Sees It, Did It Really Happen?

936

Roger Goes Back To School To Take 'Girl Groups 101'

937

What Emotion Did The Inauguration Bring Out In You?

938

Is There A Way To Nicely Tase An Annoying Customer?

939

When Roger & JP Win The Office Lotto Pool They're Giving Nada To Brett

940

Here's A Cute Story About JP's Bowels And The Side Of The Road

941

Giving Away Powerball Winnings And Then Taking It Back

942

What Are The Benefits Of Becoming A Transgender Gypsy?

943

Make Sure Your Chasity Cage Isn't Hooked Up To WIFI

944

Is Not Looking At Social Media On Your Phone Quitting Social Media?

945

Dog Dash, Spouse Snoring, and Sock Talk

946

Looks Like Nancy Has Given Us Our New Favorite Audio Drop

947

Hopefully JP Doesn't Spill His Tinkle Sample Before He Drinks Old Pedialyte

948

'Filmstrip Guy' Helps JP Order Food On The World Wide Web.

949

Is It Time For JP To Have The "Hard Sock" Talk With His Son?

950

Too Bad Roger Didn't Send A Christmas Card To JP Because It's Beautiful. Just Ask Everyone Else Who Got It.

951

Will Monica Get Her Toe Twisted And Marry An Inmate Like Her Mom?

952

Shabooty! It's Time To Play The Hunky QB Game!

953

Is It Wrong To Tell A Co-Worker They Smell Good?

954

The First US COVID-19 Vaccine Has Been Given. Are You Looking Forward To Getting It?

955

Breaking Down Trumps Fight Over Election Results. WARNING: Facts May Not Be Included In Discussion

956

SPORTS JINXES AREN'T REAL.......OR ARE THEY?

957

Who Knew James Taylor & Funk Flex Were There The Night John Lennon Was Shot?

958

Nothing Like A 280 Mile Walk To Calm You Down After A Fight With Your Spouse

959

Who's Excited For JP & Monica's Dual Self Love IG Live Stream

960

If You're Looking For A Different Funeral You Can Hire Funk Flex

961

George Clooney Uses A Flowbee, But Has He Used Roger's Veggetti?

962

The McRib Is Back And Brett & Monica Are Ready To Jump Into The BBQ Sauce Pool!

963

The Best Part Of The Tyson Fight Was Snoop Dogg

964

Let's Go Back To The Good Old Days When You Could Play Dodgeball & Climb 30 Ft Ropes In Gym

965

What's Worse, Finding A Human Heart In The Kitchen Or Mowing Janis Joplin's "Lawn?"

966

Who Will JP Call When He Runs Out Of Gas?

967

JP Sounds Like He's Going To Open Up For 'Snoozy Taint'

968

Can You Sue A Babysitter For Giving Your Kids Chicken Nuggets? This Mom Is.

969

What Would You Do If You Were Told To Tone Down Your Kids School Lunches Like This Dad?

970

In 2020 It Has Become OK For Men To Sit While They Pee. Are You One Of Them?

971

Monica Discovered A COVID-19 Vaccine At Her Birthday Party, But Was Too Drunk To Remember It

972

Roger & JP Featured Cut of the Day

973

What Will We Get First? Monica's COVID-19 Test Results Or Presidential Results?

974

Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade Gives His Views On Tonight's Election

975

Guess Which One Of Us Are Going As A Sexy Grammar Police Person For Halloween?

976

Move Monica's Monitor And Pay Her For Her Sexy Voice

977

Comedian Jim Breuer Calls In Before His Live Virtual Comedy Show This Friday

978

The Scariest Movie Ever Doesn't Scare "Aunt Flo"

979

If You Wash Your Sheets Once A Year You May Be British

980

ACCORDING TO CORNELL UNIVERSITY, MEN MENSTRUATE TOO!

981

If You're Not Like Uncle Toody On Thanksgiving, Are You Really Enjoying It?

982

Monica's "Alone Time" Stopped After Thinking Of This Person From The Show

983

Should JP Open The Forbidden Suitcase?

984

Today We Learned Hospitals Can Give You Leeches When Your Ear Gets Bitten Off

985

Is It Worse To Put 'Friggin' Before Or After Things You're Not Fond Of?

986

A Nice Pay It Forward Story And JP's Anger Gets Trash Thrown At Him

987

Roger's Daughter, Milkshakes, Carmin, and 'Calta'

988

Dee Snider Talks About The Passing Of Eddie Van Halen

989

Should Roger Celebrate His Wife's Birthday With Steak And Sex Or Sex And Steak?

990

Time To Honor Tom Tom Tom Brady's 222nd Career Victory

991

Senior Citizen Stops Intruder With Martial Arts And Monica Sells Her Mom

992

When Talking About The Ti-tans or Twenty-Twenty It's Good To Enunciate The "T"

993

Apparently BONE Listeners Know A Lot About Getting "Asses Thrown In A Circle"

994

Bolts Win The Cup! Will The Rays Win It All Next?

995

Good News! If You Love Licorice, It Can Kill You!

996

If Your Significant Other Fell Into Shark Infested Waters, Would You Save Them?

997

Nothing Says 2020 School Lunch Like Limp Waffles And Celery.

998

Let's Go Back To When Time Stood Still

999

Is It OK To Call A Woman A D*** If She Has To Go #2?

1000

Is There Any Bigger Sports Story In The Tampa Area Than The Yankees?

1001

Our Hockey Announce Is Louder Than Your Hockey Announcer

1002

Parenting Is Easy If You Raise Them By Astrological Sign Traits

1003

Nothing Ruins A Day More Than A Snake Biting Your Junk On The Toilet

1004

Thanks To Tom-Tom-Tom-Tom, Guess Which NFL Team Currently Has The Most Money Being Bet On Them To Win It All?

1005

The 'Pope' Chimes In On Mask Wearing, Being On Lockdown, And Sings His Version Of W.A.P.

1006

Think President Trump Can't Get Attacked For Getting Nominated For A Nobel Peace Prize? Think Again.

1007

What Would You Do If You Saw Your Name Trending, With This Topic?

1008

Jason Flom - The Record Exec Who Signed Katy Perry and Kid Rock, Fights For Social Justice With His Podcast "Wrongful Conviction"

1009

The Only Problem Monica Has With The Bucs Is Everything

1010

Should JP Give Up Having Sex With His Wife?

1011

The VMA's Were Socially Distant And Not Good.

1012

Did You Ever Bleed Out And Still Live Like Monica Did?

1013

Imagine Getting Out Of Prison After 40 Years And Living In Today's World?

1014

Ashley Wants You To Like Stop Using Punctuation And Leaving Voicemails

1015

Does Kim Guilfoyle Project At Home Like She Did At The RNC?

1016

Said Something Questionable On National TV? Just "Fire" Yourself.

1017

Has Your Doctor Ever Checked You Like Roger's Doctor Checked Him?

1018

Is It OK To Hide Your Kid Kinda Got Hit By A Car From Your Spouse?

1019

'How To Make Your Wife Feel Bad For Making Fajitas' Starring JP

1020

Special Ted & Monica Discuss The DNC. Guess How It Went?

1021

Roger Saved His Neighbor From A Burning Bucket Of Chicken

1022

JP’s ‘Spidey Senses’ Kicked In And Now Monica’s Got Some Explaining To Do

1023

We Started Talking About Ren & Stimpy, But It Didn't End That Way

1024

Who Gets Married On A Tuesday?

1025

Who Knew That "S.O.S." Thing Really Worked?

1026

Don't Pay Your Mortgage And Get Paid To Leave Your House?

1027

Hurricane Isaias, JP Saw Brett's Assaias, Roger Has Strangers Swim At His Home

1028

Is It Wrong To Drug Your Girlfriend So She Sleeps On A Road Trip?

1029

This Doctor Loves Hydroxychloroquine And Alien DNA!

1030

For Roger & JP's 5th Anniversary On The Bone, Here's What JP Did To Monica

1031

JP DIDN'T KNOW WHAT A COREGASM IS, BUT HE SURE FOUND OUT!

1032

It's Time To Have "The Talk" About JP's Son Search History

1033

JP's Wife Loves Saving Underwear And Drinking Coco Lopez

1034

What Do Greta Thunberg And JP's Dad Have In Common?

1035

Monica Is Getting A Side Job As A Stripper...Of Cardboard!

1036

JP Is Taking His Disinfectant Wipes And Moving To Aruba!

1037

Bubonic Plague Squirrel Was The One Thing Missing From 2020

1038

WHAT'S IN THE BOX!!...that Monica Sent JP??

1039

JP Sold His Jeep To An American Idol And Roger Details Love Affair With Bo Bice

1040

Dr Phil's' PPP Loan, Guy Fieri's Burger Find, Cardi B Trims Her Cooty Cat

1041

What's A Bar Without Alcohol? Florida Is About To Find Out.

1042

Cambodia Leech Pee Hole....Into Monica's Leech Story

1043

Thailand Macaque Monkey Fights/China Eel Inside Man

1044

Did Alfalfa From The Little Rascals Do Drugs With The Go-Go's?

1045

Does JP Have A Future As Monica's Personal Stylist?

1046

When Monica Marries Brett's Son, They'll Eat Ice Cream Sandwiches The Same Weird Way

1047

Will Today Be The Day JP's Son Becomes A Man, In A Park?

1048

There's No Good Way To Be Eaten By A 17ft Python

1049

4 Out Of 5 Doctors Say Listening To Us Makes You Healthier! Allegedly.

1050

Is A Woman Who Stuffs Olives During Her Brain Surgery Marriage Material?

1051

If Glory Holes Are Supposed To Be Secret, How Come The Listeners Know So Much About Them?

1052

Monica Had Sex With Her Arch Nemesis!

1053

'Gone With The Wind' Is Cancelled! At Least On This Streaming Service.

1054

Stories From Around The World Involving Fish, Magnets, And Phone Chargers In Bad Places

1055

Looney Tunes Thinks TNT And Sickles Are Ok, But Guns Aren't?

1056

Comedian Joey Kola Calls In With 'Meghan Markle'

1057

The Final Chapter In Brett's Neighbor Battle Has Been Written. Or Has It?

1058

What's worse? A bloody dog paw, or annoying kids?

1059

Please Do Not Do What Our Theme Song Says To Do.

1060

Think Monica Is Nuts? Brett Says Hold My Straight Jacket.

1061

Do Agree With "Cancel Culture" Coming After Jimmy Fallon's Old SNL Bit?

1062

JP Likes Pushing His Hernia For Fun, Because It's All He's Got

1063

This Name Makes Monica Sad And Unable To Throw Her Garbage Out.

1064

According To JP’s Wife, His Most Annoying Habit Involves His Phone, An Ambien, and Peanut Butter.

1065

Guess Who Has A New "Friend" Elouise?

1066

Will Monica Fight Crazy Patty At Mike Calta's Punch Out 5?

1067

How Does Bryan Adams Possibly Being A Racist Relate To Smoking Weed?

1068

Move Your Car And Go Down To The Lake

1069

Here's What The "Drive-By" Bar Mitzvah JP Is Going To Will Sound Lik

1070

Do You Believe The PLANdemic?

1071

All We Are Saying, Is Give Bees A Chance

1072

Two Hairdressers And A "Pop Up Accent" News Report

1073

Can Monica Buy Bush Oil And The Brenda Beaver Book At Dollar General?

1074

How Do You Feel About Gov DeSantis Starting To Open Businesses On Monday?

1075

People Who Go To The Bathroom With Door Open Love Dave Mathews

1076

If Eating Black Cats Was A Coronavirus Cure, Would You Do It? Vietnam Says Yes!

1077

The Good And Bad Kind Of Injections

1078

Would You Be Ok If Tom Brady Accidentally Broke Into Your House?

1079

Guess Who's Thrilled About Gronk Coming To The Bucs?

1080

Dad Locks Son Out Of Treehouse. Bawllz Calls In Fresh Out Of Jail.

1081

Beep The Horn And Face The Wrath

1082

Want To Cheat On A Test While On Quarantine? Moniproctor Will Get You!

1083

School Delinquent Stories Involving Drinking, Skiing, Brownies and More

1084

Do We Have To Thank "The Pope" And President Trump For The Stimulus Checks?

1085

Is There A Better Non-Food Smell Than 16.7 Million Crayons?

1086

Eating Ham, Rimming, And Jack Hammers

1087

Did This Couple Start A New Trend In Baby Names With "Lockdown?"

1088

Some Get Surprise Gift Cards In Their Mailbox, Others Get Easter Egg Porn.

1089

Looks Like The Future Of Sports Will Happen In Arizona, North Dakota, And A Private Island

1090

How Is JP Going To Fit In His Parachute Pants If He Keeps Eating Deep Fried Prime Rib & Zeppoles?

1091

Bill Withers (RIP) Makes Monica Think Of Bowling, Dairy Queen, and JP

1092

OJ Thinks Carol Baskin Killed Her Husband. Will Monica Kill Tom Brady?

1093

Cartoons & Cereal Cure Anger

1094

Dee Snider Tells His Real Life "Taken" Story About His Daughter

1095

Did This FL Megachurch Use Vanilla Car Air Freshners To Cure Coronavirus?

1096

If You're In A Similar Situation Like This Caller, STAY HOME!

1097

If JP's Barista Sounds Like A Girl, Does That Make He/Him One?

1098

Roger Gave The Ice Cream Man A Little "What For" (Insert Finger Wag Here)

1099

Hungry For Strippers And Food? Enter 'Boober Eats!'

1100

Did Kenny Rogers (RIP) Keep Brett's Wedding Invitation?

1101

Can Someone Help This Listener Watch The New Jackie Chan Movie?

1102

Can This Old Drug Help Cure COVID-19?

1103

No Sports To Bet On? Try Betting On The Weather & Video Games!

1104

Where Will Monica Go To Drown Her Sorrows In Now That All The Bars Are Closed?

1105

Sanitizer Selling Guy Gets What He Deserved And Brett Is Not OK With Everything Being Shut Down

1106

Should Starbucks Team Up With Drive Thru COVID-19 Stations?

1107

If You Fly Knowing You Have Coronavirus, You're A Terrible Person

1108

Harvey Is Going Bye Bye

1109

Bill Clinton Gives Reason Why He Cheated On Hillary

1110

Here's What It Will Sound Like When JP Goes To Dinner With Two Of His Old Teachers

1111

Beard Trimming, Nose Rings, Condoms, and Menstrual Cycles

1112

If You Think Your Wife Has Coronavirus, Would You Lock Her In A Bathroom Like This Guy

1113

Who Shaved Their Pubic Hair In The Work Bathroom? Roger Investigates.

1114

Someone Get The Giant Piece Of Meat From JP's Mouth

1115

Japan Schools Are Closing For Coronavirus, Carmin Likes Milkshakes, And Monica is A Nerd

1116

What's Better, Library Porn Or Roger's Library Puns?

1117

The Best Thing For A Bullet Wound Is A Band-Aid

1118

Looking For A Great Deal On Roses? Don't Ask Roger.

1119

Monica's Church Has A Starbucks, But Do They Do Exorcisms?

1120

Here's How A Boy Named Chet, Saved Roger From Drowning

1121

Vince Neil's 'Cameo' Videos Are Expensive, Short, And Mostly Incoherent.

1122

JP's Getting A Street Named After Him And Roger's Not Going To Ceremony

1123

Snoop Dogg Apologizes To Gayle King, Joe Biden Calls A Woman A Lying Dog Face Pony Soldier

1124

Did Monica's Mom Have Sex With A Man Of The Cloth?

1125

In Today's Gas Station News: Porn & Robbery

1126

Would You Let Your Significant Other Bring A Stuffed Pig To A Restaurant?

1127

Shakira's Tongue & Butt + JLO's Butt = Meh Halftime Show

1128

Roger Shared Bathwater With His Siblings, And Monica Is Now Her Brother's Drug Dealer

1129

Osmosis Jones Has Taught Us More Than We Thought

1130

Did Roger Just Get Coronavirus At The Drugstore?

1131

JP Went "Hiking," Watched Grammys Kobe Tribute, Then Danced To Lizzo With Roger

1132

Notorious B.I.G. Gets Resurrected At The Impeachment Trial

1133

FL Temps Are Cold, But 70-Year-Old Listener "BJ" Has A Warm Mouth.

1134

Jeffrey Epstein's Eyes, Mike O's Dancing, and JP's Memory

1135

How Was Monica's Sexy Friday?

1136

If You're Looking To Catch A 350lb Grouper In Florida, Talk To These Guys

1137

Is Oprah The Reason The Royal Family Is In Turmoil Or Is It JP's Elderberry Farts?

1138

Eyewitness Reaction To A Man Being Tased After Slinging Genitals Will Make Your Day!

1139

When JP Plays Wheel Of Fortune, His Lease Favorite Letters Are D-M-V

1140

Here’s What It Sounds Like When Jerry Jones Has A Sleepover With Mike McCarthy

1141

Everyone Thought Ricky Gervais Did A Great Job On The Golden Globes. Except Monica

1142

WHAT AWARD DID THE SHOW GET AND HOW DOES JP FEEL ABOUT IT?

1143

Def Leppard Lead Singer Joe Elliott Interview

1144

What If Gerrit Cole Refused To Cut His Hair And Got Gang Tattoos?

1145

Will Eating 100-Year-Old Fruitcake Be JP's New Holiday Tradition?

1146

This is way better bonus than a "Jelly Of The Month Club" membership.

1147

Some Say Things Are Better In The Can. This May Not Be One of Those Things.

1148

Who Wants A Led Zep Hot Wheels In 2019?

1149

Justin Timberlake Maybe Have To Pay Up His Love Contract

1150

Brett's Got A Kathleen Turner In His Throat, Boogie Songs, Roger's Bathroom Stalker

1151

JP's Elf On The Shelf Burning Ceremony And Is Peloton Sexist?

1152

Has JP Become 'Gender Fluid?'

1153

Are Football Fights Worse Than Monica Or Brett's Family Fights?

1154

When It Comes Down To It, They're All Corrupt

1155

Because Of Brett's Idea, We Now Know 'Special Ted' Needs New Tighty Whities

1156

Guess What Epstein's Prison Guards Know Now That They're Going To Be Charged?

1157

Did A Male Cheerleader Put Something In Monica's Drink In Miami?

1158

If You're Looking To Go To A Tree Lighting, You Won't Find It Here

1159

Is The NFL Doing The Right Thing Having Colin Kaepernick Workout In Front Of Teams?

1160

How To Make $30 Billion In 16 Hours And JP Lets Us Know What FOMO Means

1161

Senior Citizens Are Doing A Lot Of Cocaine!

1162

Woman Gets $50K For Playing Topless Frisbee On Her Front Lawn

1163

Brett's Shouldn't Have Bought Monica A Birthday Gift and JP's Memory Sucks

1164

Tragic Teacher Student Sex Story & The Pope's Opinion On Pregnant Nuns

1165

CAN JP FIND A MONEY-MAKING SCHEME AS GOOD AS THIS COLLEGE STUDENT'S?

1166

Did Roger Do The Right Thing After A Roach Crawled On His Table In A Restaurant?

1167

Is Microwaved Roast Beef The New Fast Food Chicken Sandwich?

1168

Will This Woman Who Lives As A Cat Die Alone With Monica?

1169

It's The Sound...Of Styrofoam.

1170

Please Help Flat Ass Celebs By Donating Your Fat Today

1171

Was The Girl Who Tripped In Viral Proposal Video Monica?

1172

JP's Wife Removes Head Horn, Bawllz Is A Movie Star, And Will JP Find Love In Jail?

1173

Sounds Like Monica Was An Ungrateful Mistress Of This Thai King

1174

How Did We Turn Dennis Quaid Getting Engaged Into Pineapple's Sexual Meaning

1175

Robert Kelly and Rich Vos IN STUDIO

1176

JP's Son & Friends Want To Dress As "Family Guy" Characters For Halloween. Is It OK To Use A Wheelchair As A Costume Prop?

1177

Monica Doesn't Drink During The Week, Except When She's Fighting Her Boss At Her Other Job

1178

Should JP Help His Daughter's Friend Out Or Is It Overstepping Boundaries?

1179

Will Vegan Bacon Cheeseburgers Be Served At Roger's Daughter's Wedding?

1180

This Guy Could Make $80 BILLION For Growing Boobs

1181

Rays Win! Monica's Bad Taste In Vacations. JP's Daughter Is Wearing Makeup

1182

Ellen DeGeneres Wants Us All To Get Along

1183

Now The Soothing Sounds Of A Deer Crashing Into A Hair Salon

1184

Did You Know October 2nd Is The Most Important Day Of The Year?

1185

Toad Venom Makes People Feel Good!

1186

Dude! Steve-O From Jackass Is In Studio!

1187

Help! We're In A Tight Studio With Old Lady Perfume Smell

1188

FROM PENILE ENLARGEMENT TO SQUARE DANCING: HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

1189

Here's How To Get Fired From SNL Even Before Appearing On It

1190

When Does Scumbagery Outweigh Talent?

1191

NFL QB's Are Going Down In More Ways Than One. We've Got The Breaking News

1192

We Have Eddie Money's 4-Year-Old Joint. Should We Smoke it? #RIPEddieMoney

1193

Who Will Kill Brett First, The Giant Spider Or Mike Calta?

1194

Should You Put Plastic Couches Next To The Yacht Rock Singing Big Mouth Billy Bass?

1195

Slider Thefts Are On The Rise And Don't Involve Mini Burgers

1196

Some Schools Use Smoke Detectors, Others Rip The Stall Doors Off.

1197

He Put What, Where During The Football Game?

1198

Dee Snider In Studio: He Can Remember Song Lyrics...Grandkids Names, Not So Much

1199

JP Can't Reach The Gas Pedal And Brett Can't Take A Nap Because Of Women

1200

Will Flag Football Replace NFL. One Ex-Player Thinks It Would Work

1201

Is It A Good Thing If USA Woman's Soccer Star Carli Lloyd Was On An NFL Roster?

1202

Andrew Luck Got Booed, But So Did Peyton Manning And Lou Gehrig.

1203

For Those With Little Common Sense, You Can Now Take A Class For That

1204

What Hurts More? Sending Kids To College Or Groin Kick?

1205

Cardi B Wants You To Suck A Fart. Let's Ask Her Why?

1206

JP and Monica Switch Genitals To See How The Other Half Feels

1207

5ft Tall "Bagel Boss" Chris Was In Studio To Promote His Lenny Dykstra Fight, But Things Got Awkward

1208

Joe Gatto From Impractical Jokers In Studio

1209

Here's Why Roger's Doctor Got A Little Handsy

1210

Do You Think CNN's Chris Cuomo Will Throw Special Ted Down The Stairs?

1211

Bill & Hillary Killed Epstein. Here's Why. We Think.

1212

Pizza Delivered With A Side Of Depression?

1213

Rewarding Bad Behavior Is The Norm And It Sucks

1214

Who Knew Religious Groups Were Bugs That Will End The World?

1215

Cracker Be Racist?

1216

WHAT DOES MONICA DO WITH HER CATS THAT HAS JP SO GROSSED OUT?

1217

If You Die While Vlogging, Are You An Influencer?

1218

If Your Sack Is Safe From This Tampa Woman, Please Let Us Know.

1219

Does Monica's Tweet Mean She's Pansexual?

1220

Monica Lost $5, But JP Gained His Lost Heritage

1221

We Have Proof The Word "Man" Is Being Removed From Songs

1222

Will Taco Torture Make Monica To Use A Gun?

1223

When Meth Isn't Enough, It's Time For Wasp Spray!

1224

How Many Of These 1.3 Million Think This Event Is Real?

1225

Who's Ready For The All Girl Harry Potter Sleepover

1226

Who Knew Some Ugly Sneakers Could Cause So Much Trouble

1227

Will Mike Calta Let President Trump Use His Tank In The July 4th Parade In DC

1228

Have You Had A 'Near Death Experience'?

1229

INTERVIEW: ANDREW DICE CLAY

1230

SBK IN STUDIO TO TALK ABOUT THE ARGUMENT WITH MO

1231

INTERVIEW: Roseanne Barr

1232

For Roger's Birthday, He Had Missionary Sex, While Eating Lobster, In A Hot Tub!

1233

It's Prom Season, Which Means It's Creep Season

1234

Jack White Hates Addicted Cell Phone Users Like Monica

1235

Here's What The Best Pre-K Graduation Ceremony Ever Sounds Like

1236

Monica Is Back From NKOTB & RIP Bishop Bullwinkle

1237

Is Big Papi The Greatest Boston Hero Ever? Let's Ask "Boston Bobby"

1238

Will There Be Circumcision Being Performed At The Straight Pride Parade?

1239

Into Shrooms & Love Oakland, CA, Do We Have News For You!

1240

Raise Your Hand If You Personally Know A Serial Killer Or Murderer

1241

Is Roger's Daughter Moving To Granola Eating Hippie Land?

1242

"Mr. Skin" In Studio

1243

Anthony Cumia (Formerly O & A) In Studio

1244

What's The Real Reason The Rays Don't Draw?

1245

Thanks To Your Abuse, No One Wants To Be A Ref Or Ump

1246

Guess Who Was Offended By The Live All In The Family/Jefferson's Shows?

1247

Would It Be Ok? If We Talk With An Up Inflection? Like, This Lady?

1248

Woman Finds Fish With Human Teeth And We've Got Questions

1249

Here's A Cute Story About A Daughter Giving Herpes To Her Dad Through A Razor

1250

Did Grumpy Cat's Spirit Help Get The Answer He Needed From His Sister?

1251

Will Petitions Change GoT Season 8 & Cheese Fries Sauce?

1252

Are Roger, JP, & Brett Hotter As Woman, Than Monica As A Man?

1253

It's Time For Another Episode Of "Swingin' With The Belchers

1254

Here's Why Roger & Brett Are Better Husbands Than JP

1255

Would Roger Still Air Dry His Hands If He Cut Off His Junk Like This Guy?

1256

Starting 5 Hollywood Royalty Alive Today

1257

Should JP's Choose His School Concert Or Soccer Tryout?

1258

Good News! Maggot Sausage Will Be A Thing In The Near Future

1259

JP's Wife Keeps Moving His Keys. Why?

1260

Too Much Family Time Is A Bad Thing Unless You're Weird Like Roger

1261

The Bucs 2019 Schedule Is Out And They Got Screwed

1262

JP's Sister Has Money For A Lot Of Things, Just Not Enough To Pay JP Back

1263

Is There A Greater Comeback In Sports History Than Tiger Woods?

1264

Be Prepared To Fight Your Sibling If You Put Water On Your Cereal

1265

Is There A More Polarizing Person Than Pres Trump? Who Knew Monica Dated Abe Lincoln?

1266

We Gave Away Bolts Playoff Tickets For Knowing The Show. Could You Answer These Questions?

1267

Mike The "Keeper Of The Cup" Is In Studio. See The Stanley Cup At Curtis Hixon Park Tomorrow.

1268

Want A Happier Relationship? Get A Sleep Divorce!

1269

JP Was Late Today Because He's Helpful And Loving

1270

Topless Selfie Teacher Lauren Miranda In Studio Pleading Her Case

1271

JP Has A Feeling. Should He Follow It?

1272

Dr. JP Is In. Monica Is The Patient

1273

JP's Wife Ran Out Of Gas. So He Helped Her In His Own Special Way.

1274

Millennials Care More About Their Partner's Politics Thank Good Sex

1275

Anyone Know Where JP's Father's Teeth Are?

1276

Enjoy Large Crowds, Long Lines, And Kids Screaming? Come to Pasta Night With Brett's Son!

1277

JP's Daughter Allegedly Has Her First Boyfriend

1278

Ohhh Good For Monica And Her Blackhead-Free Skin

1279

Here's How JP Would Handle Being A Male Prostitute

1280

If You Need A Guy To Clear Brush For Football Tickets, JP's Got A Guy

1281

Guess Who Thinks Pleasuring Yourself Laying Down Is Weird?

1282

If You Snore, You Don't Want To Be Around This Woman

1283

Glen Campbell, A Horse, Some Holes, and Crazy Ass Listeners

1284

A Staff Meeting Isn't Productive Unless JP Loses His Mind

1285

Showing Proof To Watch Adult Content Online Is Coming To The UK. How Long Til It Comes To US?

1286

Is Snoop Dogg Racist Against His Own People?

1287

The Best Way To Show Your Hot Older Girlfriend You Love Her Is To Eat Her Tongue On The JumboTron

1288

Monica Has A Booger Secret

1289

This Teacher/Student Sex Story Brought Up Repressed Memories For Monica

1290

Who Knew Roger Is Niagara Falls Royalty?

1291

Will Jussie Smollett Face The Same Fate As Roseanne?

1292

Can JP's Dad Confirm JP Ate Statue Feet As A Kid? Let's Call Him And Ask!

1293

Mother-In-Law Poked Holes In Your Condom? Go Get Dollar Store Pregnancy Tests!

1294

Do You Know The Secret Ingredient Of Kit Kats?

1295

Nothing Say s Love Like An $8 Card And A Lotto Scratch Off

1296

If Your Girlfriend Steals Your Used Condom, It's Time To Move On.

1297

Why Is Roger Very Happy JP's Daughter Is Going To The Movies With Friends?

1298

No Pecker Can Stop JP's Man Crush Jeff Bezos

1299

Tommy, Bobby & Sully LIVE from the Pats Victory Parade

1300

Here's What A Pool Party At Roger's House Is Like With His Daughter's Friends

1301

The "Pope" Prays For JP's Voice And Promotes His Apps

1302

Woman Upset That She Couldn't Breast Feed In A Pool

1303

Here's Reason #1 Why You Don't Snoop Through Your Parent's Things

1304

Monica and "Drunk Teacher" Are Going Gasparilla

1305

Crazy Female Brits Selling Breast Milk And Marrying Duvet Covers

1306

Someone At Work Is Parking In A Handicap Spot And It's Not JP.

1307

Nothing Like A Fun Board Game About Bomb Diffusion

1308

President Trump's Fast Food Feast Was Fantastic

1309

After Roger & JP Go Food Shopping Together, Which One Of These Places Should JP Go?

1310

Monica's Dad Guadalupe, Caco, and Ricky Ricardo Walk Into A Bar...

1311

Nothing Calms Our Nerves More Than A Cup Of Tampon Tea

1312

This Part Of Your Body Ages Quicker Than The Rest Of Your Body

1313

Was 'Seinfeld' Offensive?

1314

The Holidays Weren't Great For Everyone. If You Need Help Maybe You'll Listen To Our Advice Unlike Bawllz

1315

If You're Gonna Be in NYC, Don't Send Any "D" Pics

1316

Who Knew You Can Make Money With Toys, Crab Legs, And Bread?

1317

Get Ready To "Bring Home The Bagels" And "Feed Two Birds With One Scone"

1318

If You're Pee Shy, You Probably Wouldn't Go Where These Amtrak Passengers Had To Go

1319

Damn, That's An Ugly Baby!

1320

We Now Go Live To Pink's House Where Looters Are Being Shot On Site

1321

Will Your Wife Let You Go To Sex Island?

1322

It's A Bird, It's A Plane, It's A Sky Weiner!

1323

Monica's Birthday Celebration Involved Having 30 Of These With A Jackhammer

1324

When You Cut Your Nose And Ears Off, Cutting Your Genitals Off Just Make Sense.

1325

SOME RED SOX FANS GOT ROCKED AND ROWDY AT WORLD SERIES PARADE. LET’S LISTEN TO THEIR SIDE OF THE STORY.

1326

If No One's Home, And JP Didn't Lock The Door, Who Did?

1327

Would You Eat Sausage Made From A Live Pig Named Jesse?

1328

Something Borrowed Something Blue & A Wedding Dress Made Of Dead Mom's Hair

1329

You Will Probably Cry After You Hear This Edition Of "What The Hell Is That Sound?"

1330

So Anyone Else Scared Of Getting Packages Delivered Today?

1331

Pat Goodguy Didn't Steal Or Create A Fake @RogerandJP Instagram Account

1332

Brett Rappelled 170 ft For Charity On. Well Technically 140 ft.

1333

Here's The Best Amount Of Money To Win In Lotto And How To Not Scam The Govt.

1334

Kristen Bell Says The Prince From Show White Was An Attempted Rapist

1335

Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade Checks In Before His Tampa Show This Fri

1336

Does This Mom Screaming At Her 13-Year-Old Son For Stealing A BMW Bring Up Good Memories

1337

This Female Flat-Earther Says She's Not Crazy. We're Not So Sure.

1338

When You Get Kicked Off A Plane For Having Emotional Support Squirrel, It's Best To Give The Finger To Everyone

1339

Monica Is Jealous Because We're So Close To Tall Buildings And Stale Urine And She's Not

1340

Roger Loved Pooping With No Bathroom Door At School

1341

Brett's Weekend Consisted Of Watching His Wife (Allegedly) Bang An NHL Player In Front Of Him

1342

JP's "Hairing" Process Has Begun And His Blue Shower Cap Is Awesome!

1343

Is Fitz-Magic Over Already?

1344

Who Knew Roger Takes A Bath Once A Week?

1345

Here's Why Roger & JP Fired Brett

1346

If You Want To Order Taco Bell In English Don't Go To The Hialeah One

1347

Monica Not A Fan Of FitzMagic & Is The Reason Why Vontae Davis Retired Mid-Game

1348

Are You "White Awake" Like These Students Are?

1349

This Lacoochee Woman Put Hot Sauce In Her Husband's Eye And Funk Flex Was There!

1350

Dee Snider Hangs in Studio

1351

JP’s Friend Has Let Him Down One Too Many Times. Is It Time To Cut The Cord?

1352

A Hairdresser, A Flight Attendant, And A Construction Worker, Walk Into A Gay Bar

1353

Man-splaining vs Mom-splaining

1354

‘Special Ted’ Doing What He Does Best. Playing Nothing But The Hits!

1355

Nike's Most Recent Ad Will Make You Love Or Hate Them

1356

It's Time To Play "What The Hell Is That Sound?"

1357

Pumpkin Spiced Everything Season Is Here Early! Who Gives A Crap?

1358

Good News, More Ecosexual Professors Are Having Sex With Trees

1359

IS SOBER BAWLLZ A LOCAL HERO?

1360

MEET A WOMAN WHO HAS A GHOST BOYFRIEND…AND IS PLANNING TO HAVE A GHOST BABY

1361

If Roger's Exterminator Can't Get Rid Of Wasps, He Can Call Flex And Play Sevendust

1362

FL Man Goes To Jail For Giving Girlfriend 'Wet Willy.' But Did He Give Her A 'Purple Nurple?'

1363

Is Roger Responsible For Journey's Song 'Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin'?' Let's Ask Steve Perry. No Really, Let's Ask THE Steve Perry.

1364

Here's A Teen Who's Marrying Her Zombie Doll And A Woman Who Sleeps With Her Handball

1365

Why Did It Take This Man 45 Years To Admit Being Abducted By Aliens?

1366

The Good Part About Screwing Up On A Game Show Is It Lives Forever On The Internet

1367

Roger & His Wife Almost Got A Tour Of Their Shallow Graves In Bermuda

1368

A CAT NAME MO SCHOOLS MONIKA IN HORRIBLE 80S REMAKES

1369

A Mother/Daughter Relationship Isn't Complete Unless You She Throws A "Period Party" For Her

1370

Did Bawllz Provide Trump Rally Audio That Is Radio Gold Or Radio Coal? You Decide!

1371

Are Yoga Pants The HDTV Of Pants?

1372

Liquid Fart Guy Comments On Love Stories Gone Wrong

1373

STRAIGHT FROM MO’S MOM’S MOUTH - EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MO’S CHILDHOOD BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK

1374

WE TALK TO THE PARENTS OF THE 'WORD'S SEXIEST WEATHER GIRL' WHO WAS DUMPED BY HER BOYFRIEND, SO HE COULD PLAY 'CALL OF DUTY

1375

What's Worse? Drinking Sarcophagus Liquid Or These Baby Names?

1376

When In Doubt, Use ALL CAPS

1377

Lunch Boxes And Hot Stock Tips From "Biz Flex"

1378

Feeling Sick? Just Eat Some Smelly Bird Spit Like They Do In China

1379

Monica Received A Prison Letter. Will She Do The Same Thing Her Mom Did?

1380

Your Body Has Two Different Kinds Of Blood. According To Monica.

1381

LIVE FROM VEGAS AND PORTUGAL, ROGER AND JP CALL IN!

1382

HUSBANDS WATCH THEIR WIVES DO THE UNTHINKABLE…AND THEY LIKE IT!

1383

WE SHARED OUR 4TH OF JULY STORES THEN ASKED FOR LISTENERS TO SHARE THEIRS TOO, BOY ARE WE GLAD WE DID…

1384

Want To Feel Worse About Your Financial Situation? Do Some Lebron Math!

1385

Will Pope Be Fighting At The Next Calta Punch Out?

1386

Will John Tavares Join The Lightning Or Be Eating A Lifetime Supply Of Free Bagels?

1387

IF MICHAEL JACKSON'S DAD JOE WANTS TO GET INTO HEAVEN, HERE'S WHAT HE HAS TO DO

1388

The Word Of The Day Is "Vaginismus" And It's Painful

1389

When You Screw Up, The Place To Make Things Right Is Rabbi Shmuley's Podcast

1390

Did You Know _______ Means ________?

1391

Is It Bad That JP Is Sleep Eating While Naked?

1392

Roger Is Saving The World With His Pocket While JP Fixes Sinks

1393

Would JP Sit With Roger On The Dock Of The Bay To Get A Full Head Of Hair?

1394

JP Did Something For The First Time Ever This Weekend. When Was The Last Time You Did?

1395

Lou Ferrigno In Studio Discussing Training Michael Jackson, Being The Hulk, And More

1396

Did You Know Pitbull Toddler And A Rubber Chicken Wrote Toto's Africa?

1397

See JP's Mullet Pic On @RogerandJP Twitter Page As You Listen To This

1398

Was JP Was Touched By A Ghost At A U2 Concert?

1399

Is Your Bike Bell As Cool As Ours? (Gling Gling)

1400

When JP's Wife Says She's Making Sausage & Peppers, What Does She Really Mean?

1401

Brett Will Now Be Referred To As #SnoozyTaint

1402

If You Eat A Kit Kat This Way, Consider Yourself Messed Up

1403

Men, Don't Listen To This Discussion About Pen Caps And Catheters

1404

It's The Time Of Year For Kids To Disappoint Their Family

1405

Here's A Story About A Man And A Love For His 6-inch Shower Head

1406

Is Your Shellfish Hooked On Opioids?

1407

JP Stars In "Days Of Our Landscaping Lives"

1408

It's Know The Show Round 2 For Bolts Game 7 Tickets

1409

The Pope Says It's Okay To Be Gay. He's Also A Great Singer.

1410

If The Bolts Go 7 Vinny Tickets Has A Pair For "The Pope".

1411

Woman Poops On Tim Horton's Floor, JP's Friend Used A Ziploc Bag As A Condom

1412

Everyone Else Seems To Love Eating Dirty Diaper Sandwiches

1413

If Monica Joined A Union, It Wouldn't Go Well

1414

Scary Hitchhikers Are People Too

1415

Does Your Favorite Band From The Past Suck Live Now?

1416

What Do Roger's Beer Farts And Menopause Have In Common?

1417

African Couple Gets Married After Croc Bites Off Bride’s Arm

1418

Nothing Like Having Emergency Surgery After Taking 102 MPH Foul Tip To Your Jewels

1419

How Well Do You Know The Roger & JP Show? Play Along!

1420

Is It OK For Boy Scouts To Include Girls And Girl Scouts To Stay Girls Only?

1421

This Teacher Punished A 7-Year-Old Using A Toothbrush

1422

JP's Mom Is Recovering From A Fall. JP Is Recovering From Family Secrets She Shared With Him.

1423

JP Was A Sweet 16 Dancing Machine In 1987

1424

How Long Until The "Cry Closet" Becomes The "Get Drunk and Screw Closet"

1425

Jim Breuer In Studio Talking Billy Joel, Metallica, And Even Life Lessons Too

1426

What Will Live Longer, JP's Grudge Against His Wife, You, Or Your Spouse?

1427

Are You Scared Of Microwave Ovens Like This NBA Star?

1428

Average American Curses Before 11 AM. Does "The Pope" Curse?

1429

For Those Not In The Know Like We Are, Lesbians Are Fast.

1430

Would You Rather Be Young And Knowledgeable Or Older And Rich?

1431

Remember, Your Babies Are Not Boys Or Girls, They Are "Theybies."

1432

Did You Know "Mike Calta" Came Up With 'Lightning' Name & Discovered Imagine Dragons?

1433

Turns Out People Really Do Love Sex, Drugs, And Violence In Video Game Form

1434

Does JP Have A Foolproof Plan To Win HQ Trivia?

1435

JP's Mom Just Told His Wife About The Time She Heard Them Having Sex 20-Years-Ago, And It Wasn't Awkward At All

1436

Is Your Teen Dumber Than These Exchange Students Who Boiled Pasta With No Water?

1437

Is It OK To Use A Taser On Your Son In The Name Of Jesus?

1438

Flex, Ricky, & 'The Pope' Give Advice On How To Film Strangers At Hockey Games

1439

Do You Get Video Game Boners Like Brett?

1440

If You Report Fake News In This Country, You Could Go To Jail

1441

If You See JR Walking In Downtown St. Pete, Call The Cops!

1442

Here's A Terrible Story With Terrible Name Pronunciation By JP

1443

When Best Friends Become Best Foes For No Reason

1444

Move Along, Nothing To See Here, It's Just Monica Tongue Kissing Dogs.

1445

Here's How You Turn Tragedy Into Horse Fluffing

1446

Woman Says Spending $19K On Her 17 y/o Cat's Kidney Transplant Was "Worth The Price."

1447

Roger's Daughter Kelly Stops By While Discussing Why People Are Trading Toilet Paper For Family Cloth

1448

Did Your Kids Participate In National Walk Out Day Today?

1449

This Lady Is Not Happy With Her Dry Ass Biscuit, But Is "The Pope?"

1450

It's OK To Not Be OK With Losing, You Loser.

1451

What Does It Mean When Someone From "The Other Side" Comes To Two Different Friends In A Dream And Says The Same Thing?

1452

Rhode Island Is Coming For Your Pornography!

1453

Rhode Island Is Coming For Your Pornography!

1454

I Heard It Round And Round The Grapevine

1455

Setting Friend's On Fire, Drug Stories, Smurfs, and More!

1456

College Dropout Refuses To Leave Dorm. What Does "Drunk Teacher" Think?

1457

If Ryan Seacrest Is Found Guilty, Here's What "Kelly & JP" Would Sound Like

1458

Comedian Jim Breuer Checks In With An Announcement About Him And Metallica!

1459

Could You Knowingly Eat Dog Meat? This Olympian Saved 90 From A S. Korean Dog Farm.

1460

Is Johnny B where Roger is supposed to be or is Roger where Johnny B is supposed to be?

1461

Twitter Etiquette 101 with A Cat Named Mo, Monika, and JR!

1462

MIGUEL FROM HOT 101-5 STOPS BY THE STUDIO AND INTRODUCES THE OTTER, THE LEATHER DADDY, AND THE UNICORN!

1463

ROGER VISITS THE BONE STUDIO AND BRINGS A SPECIAL GUEST!

1464

Will JR Dress Up As Marvel's "Black Panther" And Do BDSM?

1465

If You Need Something Built, Don't Call JP, Because He's Left Handed

1466

Happy Wife Happy Life Or It's The Bitches That'll Gitches?

1467

Arizona Woman Wakes Up With British Accent We Talk To Her!

1468

Is It Okay To Call Someone Who Does Drugs A Lot A "Junkie?"

1469

What Do A Bloody Starbucks Cup, A Drunk Teacher, & A Top 10 List Have In Common?

1470

Monica's Vague Tweet Turns Into Aunt Flo's Return To The Radio

1471

What Was Your First Concert? JP Saw Ozzy & Now He's Retiring

1472

Riots And Drunks, A Philadelphia True Story

1473

Who Will Win The Coin Toss In JP's Bedroom, Kate Upton Or Rihanna?

1474

JP Makes His Kid's Friends Laugh. He's The Coolest Dad In Town!

1475

Fox & Friends Brian Kilmead Checks In & JR Tries To Do "Black Test" On Caller

1476

JP Is Back And Ready To Give HIS Take on The Monica/Roland Situation

1477

Is This Tiger Woods Heckler The Beginning Of The New Golf League XGA?

1478

Here's How You Make Football, Losing Sense Of Smell, & Marriage Proposals One Topic

1479

Monica Is "Late" And Why Is JP Setting The Station On Fire?

1480

The Big Game Prop Bets Involving President Trump Are Some Of The Best Prop Bets Ever. Believe Us.

1481

College Kids Who Eat Tide Pods Need Help And Monica Is Willing To Do Just That

1482

Monica & JR Are Fighting And There Are No Winners With These Insults

1483

Anyone Up For Some Cat Cocktails And Tide Pods?

1484

Why Are The Lights Off In The Studio And Why Are We Playing Spyro Gyra?

1485

In Case A Real Missile Threat Happens, Costco Has A Prep Kit For That

1486

Just A Casual Convo About Threesomes And Foursomes We've Had

1487

JP Parked Illegally At College So He Could Attend His "White Racism" Class On Time

1488

Roger Likes Hanging In Saunas With Old Men While JP Enjoys Soaking In Hot Tubs Nude.

1489

Monica Went To The Bills Playoff Game. Now Cats Are Sick & Dying And We Get To Make Bills Jokes

1490

Can Anyone Explain The Frozen Iguanas In The South And Frozen Sharks In The North?

1491

If Monica Becomes A Radio School Teacher, Will Calta, Ricky Ricardo, and Flex Replace Her Doing Traffic?

1492

The Pub Sub Is #1, But Do They Not Like Monica?

1493

Should Monica Go To Bills Playoff Game Or Save The Animals?

1494

The Bone's "Christmas Carol Podcast"

1495

Roger Held Up Everyone In Line And Why Do Strangers Randomly Talk To Brett?

1496

President Trump Has Officially Been Added To Disney's Hall Of Presidents. Here's What His Robot Say

1497

JP's Daughter Stole $10 From Mom & Dad. Should He Have Her Arrested?

1498

Lisa Lampanelli calls the guys and gives her take on sexual harassament... and more!

1499

Marshall Faulk Is F’ed…And So Are Other NFL Network Analysts!

1500

We Have A Winner In Our "Perv Pool" & JP Reveals The Name His Mom Called His Junk As A Kid

1501

If You Enjoy Being In Checkout Line Hell, Get Behind Brett, Who Always Gets Behind Problem People?

1502

If You're Squeamish About Someone Drinking Puke, Don't Listen To This

1503

WWE Legend, Best Selling Author, & All-Around Good Guy, Mick Foley In Studio

1504

Is JP A Bad Fan For Rooting Against His Beloved NY Football Giants?

1505

Comedian Joey Kola From Rachael Ray In Studio Tawkin Lika New Yawka

1506

The Guys Talk To Actor/Comedian Kevin Nealon

1507

JP Wants Matt Lauer's Job & Fox & Friend's Host Brian Kilmeade Calls In To Give "John" Tips

1508

Are You Or Will You Become A “Digisexual?”

1509

ROGER AND JP CALL MONICAS MOM. DID THEY HELP OR HURT?

1510

JP Goes On Vaca With Kids Alone & Did Monica & Roger Have The Same Exchange Student?

1511

MO FINDS OUT HOW RYAN HOPPE FOUND LOVE BEFORE MONICA

1512

HOW DOES THE WORLD’S MOST CLUELESS SPORTS GUY DISCUSS FOOTBALL? MO EXPLAINS IT ALL!

1513

Emotional Support Pig Can Be Calming On A Flight, Until It Gets Too Rowdy.

1514

While You Were At The Lunch-on, We Were Talking About Light Skind-ed People

1515

"Come Meet A Black Person" Is A Real Networking Event...But Why Is Dr. Phil There?

1516

Monica's Mom Is Coming...To The Bone Studios! We Think.

1517

JR Is Back To Tell The Story Of His Home Being Robbed & We Speak To His Mom.

1518

Monica’s streak comes to an end and the guys have questions

1519

After This Discussion We Mostly Likely Won't Be Ordering Ice In Our Drinks Ever Again

1520

While JP Was Buying A Pillow, Roger & Brett Were Selfishly Eating Delicious Soppressata

1521

It's Monica's Birthday And Special Ted Has An Special Tribute!

1522

JP Goes On Vaca With Kids Alone & Did Monica & Roger Have The Same Exchange Student?

1523

Is It OK For This Pizza Place To Not Allow Kids To Eat There?

1524

See Brian Regan On Tonight Show 11/8 & Netflix Special 11/21. Listen To Him With Us Here.

1525

Halloween brings out the vandalism in JP and his buddies

1526

Hoppe Is Filling In For JR, But How Does Hoppe Fill-in His Jeans?

1527

Are Corn Pops Racist?

1528

Monica & JR Test The New Trend Of Putting Vapo Rub On Their Privates

1529

Jackie Martling In Studio. His Book "The Joke Man: Bow To Stern" In Stores Today!

1530

Was Your Weekend Filled With Pumpkin Picking And Overflowing Porta Potties Too?

1531

Munching, Licking, and Dunking

1532

It's Time To Play What The F Is Wrong With JP's Big Nasty Toe?

1533

Brett & JP Head To The Yankees Game And Did Funk Flex Break Gordon Hayward's Leg?

1534

Shhh! Don't Tell JP's Wife That JP Hooked UP With Her Sister Before They Got Married.

1535

Why Is It Ok To Joke About Cosby & Trump's Allegations, But Not Harvey Weinstein's?

1536

If Teens Surround Your Car On Bikes, Are You Allowed To Hit Them?

1537

Should Roger Let His Daughter Live In Sin?

1538

Here's A Smooth Easy Discussion About Catheters And Kidney Stones

1539

Is Watching A Girl's Booty Sexual Harassment? This Guy's Son Is Serving ISS For it.

1540

Monica Made Enchiladas For Pot Luck Heritage Day

1541

JP's Dad Has Been A Courteous And Respectful Patient While At Hospital...If This Was Bizzaro World

1542

Did Cam Newton's Comment Dis All Females In Sports Or None At All?

1543

Here's A Story About A Mustache, A Beeper, And How To Style Pubic Hair.

1544

What Type Of Men Make Women Climax? Guy Fierri Seems To Know

1545

This Senior Citizen Burned Her Butt. Now She Gets Electric Shocks When Getting Intimate.

1546

Was Hugh Hefner The Greatest Human Ever?

1547

Here's How To Get VIP Tickets For Our Tailgate Party Sunday

1548

125 People "Paid It Forward" At McDonald's Drive-Thru. #126 Took Free Food And Left.

1549

Chris "Mott" Roach Hanging In Studio Before The Season 2 Premiere Of 'Kevin Can Wait' Tonight!

1550

Battle Of The Sexes With JP And Monica

1551

Brett's Eye Is Sick and Monica Can't Swim. Somebody Help!

1552

Hurricanes, Earthquakes, and Mike Francesa In Studio?

1553

Some Parents Protect Their Kids From Movie Sex Scenes, Then There’s Roger.

1554

You're Not Supposed To Use Dumbbell Weights & Marshmallows Like That

1555

Cats Have 9 Lives, But Are 9 Cats Too Much?

1556

Busty Teen Was Kicked Out Of Class For...Being Too Busty

1557

"Pope" Is Bringing His Chainsaw To FL To Help With Irma Cleanup

1558

The Gang's All Here Waiting For Gas At The Sunah-co And The Way Way

1559

Will Monica & JR Evacuated To NY To Live With Roger & JP?

1560

"IT" Clown Balloons Are Taking Over And JP Is Not Having It

1561

JP Talks To His Father-In-Law For 1st Time Since Christmas For All Of Us To Enjoy

1562

Here's What Monica's Apt Would Sound Like If She Didn't Evacuate For Irma

1563

Woman Born Without A Fully Functioning Hooha, Raises Money To Make It Work!

1564

Everyone Loves Fanny Cause She Does Anything You Want For $94

1565

ANTHONY CUMIA STOPS BY THE STUDIO TO CHAT WITH THE GUYS

1566

Bawllz Is The William Hung Of The Bone

1567

Should This Robert Lee Be Banned For Being Asian And Not A Confederate General?

1568

JP Had Sex With Bonnie Tyler During The Eclipse. How Old Would You Go?

1569

Roger and JP Teach Dating 101: Missing Arms, Short Girls, and Infidelity

1570

When Roger's In Florida, He Makes It Rain All Over Disney Princesses.

1571

Kids Doing The Hot Water Challenge Is Dumb. Unlike When JP Flipped Cars Over With His Friends.

1572

Is It Sexual Harassment if Monica Thinks JR's Butt Looks Good In His New Jeans

1573

Should JP Leave His Wife For Pink Floyd's Roger Waters?

1574

Is Cat Lover Monica Choosing Her Pride Over Saving Helpless Kitties?

1575

Will Monica Participate In The All-Women Battle Royal At Mike Calta's Punch Out 3?

1576

JP's Having Trouble Getting Out Of Going To A 42-Year-Old's Birthday Party That He Barely Knows.

1577

JP's House Is Going Through "Changes"

1578

JP's Daughter Won't Get A Cell Phone Until Monica Unblock's Bawllz

1579

Today Is Our Two Year Anniversary On The Bone! What Have We Learned Since Day 1?

1580

Is It Better To Go To College Or Learn A Trade?

1581

Did They Serve Baby Back Bitch Ribs At Roger's White Party?

1582

Is It Weird We Expected Monica To Be Able To Speak Spanish?

1583

Will The Wild Monkeys Taking Over Central Florida Come To Tampa/St. Pete?

1584

When A Gender Reveal Party Turns Into Balls To The Face

1585

This Breastfeeding Advocate Says It's OK To Have Sex While Simultaneously Breastfeeding

1586

Would President Trump Have A Relationship With A Mermaid? JP Would.

1587

Funk Flex Doesn't Care About Vegan Protesters At Pinellas Park Chic-fil-A

1588

Roger's Daughter May Have Went Over Her Data Plan, But She Didn't Have Sex With Her Boyfriend When They Slept Over.

1589

It Was The Summer Of Slut Starring Monica

1590

Mo Battles Seth for a Local Celebrity’s Attention While Spanish Battles Another Co-Worker

1591

Mo Confesses His OCD And Makes His Kid Choose Parents

1592

4th of July payoff

1593

Rob Lowe vs Big Foot. Who Ya Got?

1594

JP's Got 99 Soccer Coaching Problems But A Team Name's Not One, Because We'll Pick It For Him

1595

Roger's Daughter's Boyfriend Is Staying Over And They Will Not Be Having Sex...According To Roger

1596

Here's Why JP Can't Eat Today & Why Monica Doesn't Like Guys With "Dookie Booty"

1597

Nickelback Is The Best Band Ever...According To Nickelback And JP.

1598

Here's What Life Would Be Like If JP Were King Of England

1599

JP Is Back And He's Brought Guy Fieri With Him!

1600

Monica Once Spent A Night In Jail And It Wasn't For Stealing $300K Of Avocados.

1601

It's Been 5 Days Since JP's Surgery, When Will JP Be In? Let's Call Him And Find Out

1602

Comedian Joey Kola In Studio Talking Yard Sales And Japanese Porn

1603

We Now Go Live To JP's Hospital Bed.

1604

With JP Out, Fresh From The Courtroom, It's The Roger & Cosby Show.

1605

Disneyland Needed To Call The Hazmat Team In For Goose Poop!

1606

Before Monica Heads Home For Vaca, Here Are Some Memories About Her Whore Mom

1607

JP Had A Friend Show Him Their Hemorrhoid...In Public...At A Work Event.

1608

Solar Panels Make Negative JP Happy, Until Something Makes Him Not Happy Again.

1609

Who Knew Roger Also Grew Up A Poor Black Child Just Like JR!

1610

Who Knew Roger Had Friends Named Cheeky, Sisqo, Balloons, and Pools?

1611

Next Time Brett Goes To A Concert, Will He Go In Monica's Clown Car To Save Parking?

1612

Has JP found a cause he’ll march for? This school went too far for him!

1613

Car Show Model Gets Fired For Having Her Period. Let's Get Aunt Flo's Insight To What Happened.

1614

Teacher Gives An Inappropriate Award To A Student, Pregnant Teen Banned From Graduation, And Drunk Teacher In Studio

1615

JP Stars In "Medicated Me"

1616

This 43-Year-Old Woman Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Make Out With A 14-Year-Old In Public

1617

JP Likes His Women With Workout Sweat, While Roger Likes 'Em Hot, Sweaty, And Stanky!

1618

Man Pulls 13 Ton Bus With His Groin And Roger Gets A Lot Of Head

1619

Hypnotist Debbie Lane Puts Monica Under To Cure Her Fear Of Bridges And Pink Floyd

1620

Enjoy The Sounds Of Students Getting Willingly Pepper Sprayed

1621

How Are Male Rompers A Thing?

1622

Transgender Man With Bionic Penis Loses Virginity

1623

Today, Brett’s Son Learned How To Spell “Squeal” and “Queer” In School.

1624

JP Mother's Day Plans Include Killing His Mother-In-Law

1625

Thanks To Brett's Neighbor, His Hallway Smells Like A Dumpster

1626

Aaron Hernandez Loved Savage Garden & Roger’s Mom Will Stop WWIII

1627

You Won’t Be Able To Smoke Weed In FL…Legally

1628

Dad Drinks Daughter’s Breast Milk For Health Reasons

1629

Why Does JP Want Freako Suave To Stop Tweeting?

1630

Monica's Got A Dishwasher On Her Terrace & JP's Wife Has Pubes On Her Phone

1631

Did Bawllz Ever Have Sex With The Hooker Who Exchanged McNuggets For Sex?

1632

Roger Enjoys Beet Salad And His Rap Name Is Sir-Poops-A-Lot

1633

Funk Flex & Cocolicious Are Here To Take Care Of Your Dog

1634

Is Caitlyn Jenner having regrets about cutting off her junk and does she pee in the shower?

1635

What's Worse A Fly Puking On Your Food Or Pizza Made With Dirty Hands?

1636

Hash Browns With Golf Balls Is Not A Food We Think Fondly Of

1637

Bill O'Reilly Is Out. Will Special Ted Take His Place?

1638

Would You Be Able To Survive In Jail? Looks Like Most Of Our Listeners Have.

1639

Caitlin Jenner Officially Has Lady Parts And MTV Movie Awards Are Now Genderless

1640

JP's Crazy Because His Wife Wants The Windows Open And The A/C On High.

1641

Would Don Rickles' (RIP) Humor Be Accepted If He Came Out Today?

1642

Monica Has A Jackhammer Revelation!

1643

Monica + Coma = Monicoma

1644

Viewer Makes Official Golf Scoring Decision & Will McGregor vs Mayweather Be A Fair Fight?

1645

Roger's Weekend In North Carolina Consisted Of Hot Dogs, Fireball Shots, And College Girls

1646

Tampa Teacher Slams Kids Head off a Desk & Lessons Learned From "Diff'rent Strokes"

1647

Roger Thought Dog Poop Was Chocolate Ice Cream When He Was 5.

1648

Monica Was Late Because Her Repair Man Was Banging Her

1649

When JP's The Carpool Dad, The Song Of Choice Is Creeping Death

1650

When Roger and JP argue about alarm clocks and show arrival times, they do it on air so we can take sides!

1651

This High School Football Coach Allegedly Put His Wiener In A Hot Dog Bun In Front Of Team

1652

Would you pick a prom date out of a hat? This high school is making kids do it.

1653

Monica Is "Down With The Brown." Let's Find Out What That Means.

1654

JP Didn’t Do So Well With His College Basketball Picks. Brett’s Got A Guy To Help Him.

1655

How Young Were You When You Had Your First Drink?

1656

Here's A Simple Story Of A Mom Who Became A Man And Her Son Who Became A Daughter

1657

JP’s Pee Shy And He Doesn’t Want To Talk To Roger’s Wife

1658

Do We Need To Destroy Google Home and Amazon Echo aka "Alexa" Before They Destroy Humans?

1659

JP Might Not Hire Roger's Daughter Based On Her Recent Social Media Posts.

1660

Are You Ready For #ADayWithoutAWoman Tomorrow?

1661

Millennials Can Now Take An Adulting Class To Learn How Make Grilled Cheese With An Iron

1662

A Day Without Women" Is Coming. Guess What JP & Monica's Opinion On This Day Are?

1663

Here's What Roger Sounded Like When He Caught JR With His Daughter In The Driveway

1664

Do You Believe In God? What About Eating Filet-O-Fish When It's Not Lent?

1665

Genna In Our Office Was Almost Kidnapped On Vacation In Thailand Last Week.

1666

Roger and JP clip of the day

1667

Have you ever spanked it where you shouldn't have? These listeners just had sex to our show!

1668

This Guy Loves WaWa Hoagies So Much, He Made A Rap Song About Them With Funk Flex.

1669

This Woman Smells Like Fish ALL THE TIME And Her Husband Doesn’t Mind

1670

Don't Mess With JP's Dipsy Doodles!

1671

Should Monica Tell Perspective Gentlemen Callers She Has Her “Hood” Pierced?

1672

Do You Agree With Scarlett Johansson That Monogamy Isn't Natural?

1673

Should All School Sports Be Co-Ed?

1674

Monica Hearts Jackhammer. Again.

1675

Two Of Special Ted's Loves Are Scratch Off Tickets And Smooth Jazz

1676

AGT's Sal "The Voice" Valentinetti In Studio

1677

What Does A Macaque Monkey And Roger's Mom Have In Common?

1678

Is It Bad That JP's Wife, A Teacher, Caught Kids In Class Watching Porn On Phones?

1679

Do We Detect A Smile In Comedian Nick DiPaolo's Voice After The Pats Won The Super Bowl?

1680

The Crowd Forgot Britney Spears Was Lip Syncing When Her Boob Popped Out.

1681

JP Used "Grease" To Help A Friend Out Of A Ticket

1682

Nothing says “I love my baby” like Swedish Snot Suckers

1683

What Would You Do If You Found 20 Kilos Of Cocaine?

1684

Is There Actress Today Who Will Be As Loved As Mary Tyler Moore Years From Now?

1685

Who Wants Some Tachos? That's Right, Tachos!

1686

Is It Better To Take Your Kid To An Iron Maiden Concert Or Michael Bolton Concert?

1687

Teen Daughter Finds Mom Having Threesome With Her Friends

1688

Who Knew Monica's Slut Mom Had A Thing For Inmates?

1689

Should JP Leave A Trail Of Candy To Get His Dad To Go To A Salt Cave?

1690

The Woman Who Delivered Her Own Baby Via C-Section Is More Of A Man Than You'll Ever Be

1691

If You Tell A Student How To Spell On Twitter, It Could Get You Fired

1692

Is It OK To Pleasure Yourself At Work? Here's What Scientists and JR's Mom Have To Say.

1693

Should Fast Food Places Label Toys As Boy & Girl Toys? Guess What Monica Thinks?

1694

Roger & JP Clip of the day 1/11/2017

1695

JP’s Running Late. Luckily Special Ted Can Be “Fill In JP.”

1696

What's The Best Way To Get Revenge? Brett Might Need Your Help.

1697

Brett Is Spending His Saturday Surrounded By Gloria Estefan Music Dressed As Ricky Ricardo

1698

Is There Just A Virus Going Around Or Could It Be Our Water Supply Is Being Poisoned?

1699

Special Ted Stops By To Discuss Our Show's History On The 17th Anniversary Of When Roger & JP Started

1700

To Encourage JP To Not Be So Negative In 2017, Brett Created Personalized Sounders.

1701

The Places Women Fantasize About Sex Most And The Gas They Hold In During Sex

1702

Mark Wahlberg Calls In To Talk About Wahlbergers, Patriots Day, and More!

1703

JP Gave The Middle Finger On The Big Screen At A New York Islanders Game With The Band Tesla

1704

Life Talk With Roger & JP

1705

Great Holiday Party! Time To Sneak Out.

1706

Surgeries + Pubic Hair + Hippies = Chewbacca

1707

JP Is Going Through Caffeine Withdrawal & Special Ted Is Here To Make Things Worse.

1708

JP's Linguine Recipe Will Make Crazy Families Sane Again. But Did He Steal It From Mr. Micelli?

1709

Monica Went On A Date And It Did NOT Go Well

1710

Elf On The Shelf, Mensch On A Bench, & Other Ways To Torture Your Kids This Holiday Season

1711

Remember When Roger's Wife Cheated On Him In Houston At Papasitos?

1712

Here’s The Part Of The Show Where Tie In Derek Jeter, Mother’s Day, & White Supremacy

1713

Monica Has Said Goodbye To "Jackhammer." Let's Play Listener Dating Game!

1714

Roger's Daughter Drops A #KarmaBomb On The Guy Who Hit Her Car. Funk Flex Approves.

1715

Alexis, Make The Insanity In JP's House Stop

1716

Monica Was In A Coma For 3 Months In 8th Grade But She Thinks It's No Big Deal.

1717

4th Grade Sex Ed With KISS's Paul Stanley & Monica Knows How To Do It Hands Free

1718

Roger and JP cut of the day 11/28/2016

1719

Roger and JP cut of the day 11/22/2016

1720

An Adult Son Beat His Parents For Buying Him A Small Apt. Can Our Stories Compete?

1721

Will Monica & Anna From the BDRS Be Fighting In Mike Calta's Punch Out 3?

1722

Which Side Of The Tracks Are You On?

1723

Is That Yoko Ono Or A Plague Of Locusts?

1724

Did Monica Flash Her Hooha At Mike Calta’s Punch Out 2?

1725

Ted Nugent Wants To Kiss Your Middle Finger

1726

Trump Wins The Presidency And Special Ted Smells Like 2 Bottles Of Merlot.

1727

All The Events Of The Past Year-And-A-Half Have Led Up To Tonight, And Special Ted Is STRESSED!

1728

JP Wasn’t Prepared For What Was On His 8-Year-Old Son’s iPad.

1729

You've All Been "Pegging" For It, It's The Roger Pegamix Megamix Song

1730

These People Like Having Sex With The Earth.

1731

Tired Of Boring Caskets & Being Cremated? Here Are Some Different Things To Do With Your Dead Body.

1732

Here's What A British Airlines Pilot Sounds Like When He Pleasures Himself Wearing Stockings In The Cockpit

1733

Is Monica Really Hoppe’s Mom? Then Why Are They Having Sex In The Studio?

1734

Is It OK For A Woman To Sell Her Virginity To Help Her Family?

1735

Can Someone Be Sexually Assaulted Virtually In A Virtual Reality Video Game? This Woman Thinks So

1736

CA Veterans Ordered To Pay Back Enlistment Bonuses

1737

Lisa Lampanelli Calls In. See Her At Capitol Theatre In Clearwater On 1/21/17

1738

What Made JP's Dog Kill Himself And Why Statue Feet Are So Delicious?

1739

With JP In The Bathroom, Special Ted Fills The Void...As JP.

1740

Monica's Mom Is A Slut. No Really She Is.

1741

Breaking Down Racial Stereotypes. It's What Us Peckerwoods Do Best!

1742

Special Ted Is Losing His Mind Because He Thinks The End Is Near For Trump. Let's Listen To The Meltdown.

1743

Who Knew We Had Listeners Who Know How Pleasure Horses?

1744

Here's How You Transition From Millennials Cursing At Work To Roger's Parents Having Sex

1745

Ted Lindner Breaks Down Last Night's Debate And Grabs It In The P***y

1746

Ted White and Blue Podcast #1

1747

#Bawllz Crawllz In To Update Us On His Leg Infection That Put Him In The ER.

1748

If At First You Don't Succeed Removing A Vibrator, You Get It Surgically Removed

1749

Someone Please Explain To JP Why So Many Care About Kim Kardashian

1750

Can A 27-Year-Old Man Go Through Puberty For The First Time? Yep.

1751

This Couple Is Staying Married. Even Though They’re Grandfather & Granddaughter.

1752

Clowns Are Scaring Everyone, Everywhere!

1753

Here’s Why Being The Father Of A Daughter Sucks

1754

When Special Ted’s Not Scratching His Ass, He’s Giving Advice On Scratching Lotto Tickets

1755

Would You Want To Be Buried With Your Pet? One State Has Now Made It Legal.

1756

Are People Deciding Who To Vote For President Based On Who Kim Kardashian Supports?

1757

Is It OK For A DraftKings Contractor To Play DraftKings And Win $1 Million?

1758

Comedian Craig Gass Bringing Tracy Morgan, Al Pacino, & Gene Simmons With Him To Side Splitters In December

1759

Our Listeners Are Very Experienced When It Comes To Heroin

1760

Can You Name This Dead Woman Who Has A Movie With Her Name In The Title?

1761

The Ongoing Sex Saga Of Monica And Her Jackhammer

1762

Is Hillary Clinton Dying. Special Ted Has The Answers.

1763

Which Movie Is Better "Grease" or "Grease 2?" JP Removes His Balls And Lets Us Know.

1764

The Mets Signed Tim Tebow And Did JP Have A Jheri Curl In 2008?

1765

You Know It's Time To Go To Jury Duty When Federal Agents Are At Your Door.

1766

Sex life of Monica and her secret friend “The Jackhammer.

1767

Is Society Getting Smarter Or Dumber?

1768

Need A Job? You Better Erase All Your Social Media Accounts.

1769

Here's Why JP Only Uses Bar Soap To Clean His Butt

1770

Colin Kaepernick Sits Down For What He Believes In. JP Believes Colin Is A Douche.

1771

Roger Makes It Rain On His Wife, Is It Time For Separate Bank Accounts?

1772

Remember The Time When JR Didn't Know He Was Dating A Transsexual?

1773

Who Are The Starting 5 Singers Who Had Huge Careers A Solo Artist And With Bands/Groups?

1774

Talking With Twisted Sister's Dee Snider About Raising Awareness For Criss Angel's HELP (Heal Every Life Possible) charity.

1775

Can Monica & JR Spell The STDs They Don't Have In Our STD Spelling Bee?

1776

Roger Has A Stye, An Empty Nest, And Is Becoming A Drunk

1777

Special Ted Counts Down The Top 10 Songs From The Week He Got Married In 1991.

1778

Roger Supports His Mom During Hip Surgery From Thousands Of Miles Away From Her On A Relaxing Cruise.

1779

Race relations, gun control….and Mo is afraid of Ian?

1780

Just Because Women Shouldn't Douche

1781

Let's Talk To Our Sex Addicted Listeners In Rehab

1782

Olympians In Rio Love Swimming In Human Waste! Well Not Really, But They Are Anyway.

1783

When Going To A Hibachi Restaurant Turns Into A Hibach-PEE

1784

Who Knew All Our Listeners Were Experts On Glory Holes?

1785

Why Does Adele's Song Make Brett Sick & This Pink Floyd Song Makes Monica Run Out Of The Studio

1786

When RBF's In Tampa, Monica Loves Talking About Blumpkins

1787

Your Pet Dying Is Traumatic. Except When You Add Happy Music To It!

1788

Is It OK To Use A Handicap Stall If You’re Not Handicapped?

1789

Lenny Dykstra Tells Us About Drinking, Drugs, & Darryl Strawberry's Giant Dong

1790

Monica Reads Her Sexting Conversation With Her Friend With Benefits

1791

Nothing Like A Nice Relaxing Vagina Massage

1792

Now To The Important Issues Of How To Schedule Sex And Masturbate Like A Monkey

1793

Talking With Ted Nugent About Sex, Guns, Politics, & Rock 'N Roll

1794

Are You Surprised Monica Has Used Ouija Boards, And Believes They're Real?

1795

Icelandic Soccer Announcer Screams Like He's Being Murdered & Who Knew JP Can Sound Like Mickey Mouse?

1796

Ex-UN Official’s Death Seems Very Coincidental. Someone Call Special Ted!

1797

The Listeners Pay Tribute To RBF On Her Final Day

1798

The Democrats End Their House Sit-In Gun Control Protest. Guess The Hashtags Didn’t Work.

1799

Roger Is Surrounded By Heroin And Broken Glass

1800

Would You Rather Watch Porn With Your Parents Or A Porn Starring Your Parents?

1801

When Bawllz Gets An All Access Pass To Bone Events Police Are Usually Called!

1802

What’s the best age to have sex? Listen to find out!

1803

JP's Not Crazy About Stumps

1804

Comedian Chris Roach From Kevin James New Sitcom "Kevin Can Wait" In Studio

1805

Comedian & Rocker Jim Breuer In Studio Making Our Faces Hurt

1806

Starting 5: Ugliest Female Singers

1807

Two Words: Chilean Whores

1808

Special Ted Has Breaking News And Is A Pirate Radio Hunter

1809

Who’s The Biggest Slut On Our Show?

1810

RBF Is Officially Engaged And “Sean’s Mom” Is More Excited Than Her

1811

Here’s A Cute Story Of When RBF Got Flashed In A College Parking Lot

1812

JP's Off-Air/Phone Voice Is Drastically Different Than His On-Air Voice.

1813

Should Kids Be Allowed To Play With Gorillas? This Mom Seemed To Think It Was OK.

1814

And THIS is why you shouldn’t play FMK with coworkers!

1815

Here’s Why Special Ted Is Special

1816

Is It OK To Get High With Mom? Was Bill Cosby RBF’s Dad’s Drug Dealer?

1817

Did Sean’s Mom Accidentally Inform RBF She’s Getting Engaged Soon?

1818

Roommates, Responsibilities, & Anxiety.

1819

Student Doesn’t Listen To Teacher, Curses At Teacher, Teacher Yells Back, Teacher Gets Suspended.

1820

Are You Broken Enough To Participate In Sex Roulette Parties?

1821

Is It Ok To Play With Your Penis Transplant?

1822

How Many Sex Partners Has Monica Had. Is 50 Too Much In One Weekend?

1823

Is it Ok To Teach Your Dog The Nazi Salute?

1824

Is There A Correct Way For Men To Age Gracefully?

1825

Where's The Line Between Small Talk And Facebook Stalking?

1826

If You Ever Have Trouble Starting A Fire, Just Use A Penis!

1827

There’s A Chance Anything You Get Your Mother Is Better Than What Roger Ordered For His Mom

1828

Who Would The Show Rather Have Sex With? Caitlyn Jenner Or Chaz Bono?

1829

Special Ted Celebrates Trump’s Win And Is “Pope” A Fan Of 69 News?

1830

Brett’s Hernia Surgery Update And Why It’s Good To Finger Your Belly Button While Spanking It

1831

Special Ted takes ya into the weekend like only HE can!

1832

Is Monica racist or is it all about stereotypes? Let Roger and JP be the judges!

1833

Why Is JP Happy His Daughter Has A Stomach Ache? Why Is Roger Happier? Who Let Aunt Flo In?

1834

You Won’t BEElieve What Roger Wants To Do With His Spare Time

1835

Is Online Dating “Sexually Racist?” Let's Hear Monica's OK Cupid Profile!

1836

Mark Hamil Is One Of Five Actors Who Can’t Break Out Of One Roll. Here Are The Others

1837

Who's That Knocking On RBF's Cookie? Oh Look It's Her Aunt Flo!

1838

Who Be The First One To Die If All The Members Of The Roger & JP Show Were Stranded On An Island?

1839

Do You Sleep In The Wet Spot? Roger Wants To Know.

1840

Ted Had One Job To Do At The Trump Rally. Here’s Why He Didn’t Do It.

1841

Roger and JP cut of the day 4-6-16

1842

Roger and JP cut of the day

1843

Special Ted Is Now The Voice Of "69 News"

1844

JP Loved His Kooky Cup When He Was A Kid. But WTF Is A Kooky Cup?

1845

Would You Embrace A Starter Marriage?

1846

Is RBF Engaged? No. Did She Use Butt Plugs? Yes!

1847

Monica Dated A Pencil Dick And Why Did RBF’s Ex-Boyfriend Get Beaten Up By A Costa Rican Hooker?

1848

Why Are Emory Students Are Offended By “Trump Chalking”

1849

What Does RBF's Dad's Penis Size & Aerosmith's Steven Tyler Have To Do With Each Other?

1850

Special Ted Names 80’s Songs By First Lyric Only Then Battles Monica In “Name That Tune” By First Note.

1851

And Now RBF’s Letter To The Universe

1852

Is It Ok To Leave Your Kids In The Car Alone For Any Amount Of Time?

1853

Who Knew Talking About Comedian Jim Breuer Would Make Things So Tense In The Studio Between JP & Brett?

1854

More Millions For Michael Jackson’s Family? Who’s The Most Famous Person Alive Worldwide Today?

1855

RBF’s Sex Filled Weekend & RBF & Monica Take the Intimacy Challenge

1856

Wife Rips Husband's Nuts Off For Not Doing Housework & Nutshot Stories

1857

Monica Has A Different Way To Have Sex On A Plane. RBF’s “Aunt Flo” Stops By To Chat

1858

Here's What You Do If You Were Conceived During A Grunge Concert And Never Met Your Dad

1859

Special Ted Blows The 5 O'clock Whistle At 11am. Insert 1980s Radio DJ Cheesiness Here

1860

How Do You Tell A Co-Worker They Smell?

1861

Does A Meatball Parm Sub Hero Taste Better With JP’s Penis Inside it?

1862

Who Was More Poor?" Roger Or JR The Phone Screener

1863

Is It OK To Hook Up With Co-Workers? Let's Ask Monica & JR

1864

Our Phone Screener J.R. Has A Way With The Ladies...Who Wants To Swing With Him

1865

Science Has Found Out Why Guys Stick Hands Down Their Pants. But We Can't Figure Out Why RBF Grabs Her Boobs.

1866

Have You Ever Had A Family Member Try To Kill You On Thanksgiving? Brett Has.

1867

The guys talk Spank Banks…find out Monica’s go to.

1868

Play along with Wrestling Move or Sex Act!

1869

Find out what side the guys take on the Apple Privacy controversy

1870

Here’s What JP Thinks Of Donald Trump…And What Everyone Else Has To Say About It

1871

JP’s Back Pain Means Lots of Pain Meds Talk and NC Welfare Recipients Have To Get Drug Tested

1872

Here’s Why Monica Thinks Man Holes Should Be “Person” Holes

1873

Did You Know Woman Can Lift Weights With Their Vaginas?

1874

Will The NFL Do Anything About The Beyonce Backlash And Who Is Tomi Lahren?

1875

So Here's Why We Can Write "Twat" Here But Not Say It On The Air. We Think.

1876

Nothing Brings People Together More Than Talking About How Their Parents Beat Them

1877

JP Thinks He Would Win A Fight Between A Shark Because Of His Special Technique

1878

Didn’t Think Groundhog Day Could Have Conspiracy Angle? Brett Thinks You’re Wrong

1879

Do Only Sluts And Whores Go To Gasparilla? Let's Ask 2016 Attendee, Roger's Daughter Courtney

1880

Long Island Medium Theresa Caputo Stops By Before Her Show In Jacksonville Sat 1/30

1881

Why Does Our Company Want Our Asses To Bleed

1882

Special Ted Talks Trump, Hillary Coughing, & Becomes The Weather Channel Before Our Eyes

1883

Time For A Lunch Time Chat About Circumcisions and Smegma

1884

You'll Either Get Hungry Or Repulsed Hearing About These After School Snacks.

1885

Snoop Dogg Says F*** You To The Oscars & Will Smith Is Gay (Allegedly).

1886

What Is Condor Sex, Why Does Monica Enjoy It & Why Are Carmin & Spanish On With Roger & JP?

1887

Special Ted can act as a stand-in Roger at a moments notice!

1888

Does Roger's Wife Sending Him An Emoji Peach Mean He's Getting Butt Sex?

1889

Who Are The Starting 5 American Icons In Entertainment?

1890

Ain't Nobody Got Time For The Bedroom Intruder And Other Urban News All-Stars.

1891

Resting Bitch Face's Dog Had 12 Teeth Removed, So We Put It Out Of It's Misery

1892

Here's What Resting Bitch Face Would Do If She Had A Dick For A Day

1893

Would The Oregon Standoff Be Handled Differently If The Protesters Weren't White?

1894

JP Prefers To Spend Family Time Without His Family

1895

JP Thinks Odell Beckham Jr. Should Be Suspended But No One Believes Him

1896

Resting Bitch Face Is Giving Her 3-Year-Old Angry, Cursing, Nephew A Gun For Christmas

1897

Jackie Martling Talks Howard Days & Tells Lesbian Jokes For The Kids

1898

Here's Why JP Sleeps In Separate Bed & Room From His Wife And Loves It

1899

This 46-Year-Old Transgender Woman Likes To Live Life A 6-Year-Old Girl

1900

Cut of the Day for December 9th, 2015

1901

Cut of the Day for December 8th, 2015

1902

If You Can’t Deal With The Stress Of Taking A Final Exam? There’s A Therapy Dog For That

1903

Resting Bitch Face's Time Of The Month & Boyfriend Leaving = Extra Bitchy

1904

JP Says He'll Kill Himself If His Wife Would Use An Amazon Deliver Drone...It's Been Nice Knowing Him

1905

You're not going to believe what this lady made "naturally" from her vagina

1906

Push Presents and #RBF's Vagina Action Plan

1907

JP Thinks Rock Is Dead…But LOVES Nickelback

1908

Comedian Nick DiPaolo Hanging In Studio

1909

Jello Meat, Goat Head Soup, and Menudo?

1910

Charlie Sheen Admits To Having HIV In His Tiger Blood

1911

Is It OK To Shoot Your Daughter's Boyfriend? This Teacher Thought So

1912

Despite What Some Callers Say, It Is Not OK to Sexually Harass Resting Bitch Face At Her Other Job

1913

JP’s Got Advice On How You Can Save Money Calling Phone Sex Numbers

1914

Roger's Prostate Exam, C-Sections, Vasectomy's And More Uncomfortable Medical Discussions!

1915

Here’s The Reason Special Ted Thinks His Car And Studio Stinks

1916

Nothing Says Happy 40th Birthday Than A Squatty Potty

1917

If You Want Your Cat To Get Hit By A Train, Just Let Resting Bitch Face Watch It

1918

You Know This "Dead Guy In The Envelope" From The World Of Sports

1919

Halloween Sucks In The Office!

1920

Resting Bitch Face Has Uneven Boobs And JP Has Uneven Balls And Is Going Blind

1921

Is It OK If Former Ray, & Current Royal Ben Zobrist Misses A World Series Game To See Birth Of Child?

1922

Jim Breuer Talking Mets and More

1923

Does Taking A Break From A Relationship Help Or Hurt The Situation?

1924

Wait, Did JP Just Suggest Brett Should Light His Father-In-Law On Fire?

1925

Special Ted & Funk Flex Join Forces Playing The Best Of The 80s & Soca Music

1926

Talking About Monica's Erogenous Zones And What She Loves Doing For 3 Hours Straight

1927

Talking With Comedian, Mets Fan, & Metal Head, Jim Breuer

1928

Did Playboy Forget What The Most Enjoyable Part About Their Magazine Is?

1929

Here's What Sex With RBF Sounds Like At Her Boyfriend's Place With His Mom 12 Feet Away

1930

RBF’s Ovaries Are Burning, Should She Get Wasted & Eat One Of These Foods?

1931

Where Were You When You Had Your Very First Taste Of Alcohol?

1932

JP Reads Text Messages In The Voice Of The Person Who Sent It & Has Arguments With People...While He's Alone In The Car

1933

Mike Calta visits the show bringing insight to CC Sabathia’s drinking problem

1934

Where Is America Heading? The Pope Chimes In And A Caller Has A Question For JP

1935

F-Cup MMA Fighter Brye Anne Russillo With Her 12 Pound Boobs. What about Resting Bitch face's Boobs?

1936

Starting 5 Afros In Entertainment & Sports

1937

JP's Friend Caught Their Wife Cheating...Let Tampa's Divorce Advice Begin!

1938

Why Did Roger Go To School In His Underwear And Why Does JP Keep Breaking His Teeth?

1939

Did You Know There’s A Lammily Doll That Now Has Time Of The Month Accessories?

1940

The Pope Enjoys Cheesesteaks and Taco Bell?

1941

Should Cops Be Allowed To Pull People Over For Giving Them The Finger?

1942

Happy 75th Birthday Roger’s Dad! Here’s Another Crappy Gift

1943

Seeing Your Parents Naked Is Never Good

1944

Can Gay Male Couples “Suffer” A Miscarriage? Let’s Ask Our Gay Co-Worker Jayson!

1945

Petite Woman Makes $200K/year Getting Squashed By Plus-Sized Women & RBF & JP Both Enjoy Getting Choked

1946

Monica Loves The Bills, Making Out On A First Date, And Is Legally A Little Person!

1947

This Guy Was On A Plane To California On 9/11/01 With Suspected Terrorists On It

1948

What Are The Parenting Situations That Require Alcohol

1949

Name That Dirty Place!

1950

Special Ted Gives Sends Kayla To Vegas With A Goodbye “Hot Jock Off.”

1951

Guy Calls In To Breaks Resting Bitch Face’s Balls, Then Admits He’s In An Open Marriage

1952

Hot Sauce, Syrup, and Whiffle Ball Bats. What do YOU Think Today’s Featured Cut Is About?

1953

Roger & JP Cut of the day 9/1/2015

1954

Roger & JP clip of the day 8/28/15 1

1955

Roger & JP clip of the day 8/28/15 2

1956

Roger and JP Cut of the day 8/27/15

1957

Roger and JP Cut of the day 8/26/15 Hour 1

1958

Roger and JP Cut of the day 8/26/15 Hour 2

1959

Roger and JP Cut of the day 8/25/15 Hour 1

1960

Roger and JP Cut of the day 8/25/15 Hour 2

1961

Roger and JP Cut of the day 8/24/15 Hour 1

1962

Roger and JP Cut of the day 8/24/15 Hour 2

1963

Roger and JP Cut of the day 8/21/15 Hour 1

1964

Roger and JP Cut of the day 8/21/15 Hour 2

1965

“Resting Bitch Face” discusses what sets her off

1966

Can someone marry Jesus? A woman in Indiana did. What makes people do more crazy things…religion, sex, or money?

1967

Clip of the day 8/14/2015 Seg 1

1968

Clip of the day 8/14/2015 Seg 3

1969

Clip of the day 8/14/2015 Seg 4

1970

Clip of the day 8/13/2015

1971

Roger & JP clip of the day