All Episodes
Jumping Puddles — 72 episodes
70 First Strike: RIP Atlantis (as we know it)
69 Vengeance: Psychological Horror Meets Looney Tunes
68 Submersion: No Hanky-Panky Allowed
67 Sunday: Reheating Grey's Anatomy's Nachos
66 Bonusode: SG4 IS REAL AND HAPPENING!
65 The Ark: John Sheppard Psychoanalysis 101
64 The Game: The Ancients and Their Sims Addiction
63 Tao of Rodney: Everybody Loves Rodney (Yes, even you, John)
62 Irresponsible: Abysmal.
61 Echoes: Comfort Episode of All Time
60 Bonusode: Ash Goes to Ascension Con 2025
59 Bonusode: Mid Season 3 Wrap up (Three Year Anniversary Edition)
58 The Return Part 2: Elizabeth's Reverse Harem Slay
57 The Return Part 1: Elizabeth Depression Era
56 Phantoms: A Spooky Good Time
55 McKay and Mrs. Miller: Rod, When I Catch You Rod
54 Vala Mal Doran: Femdom Queen
53 Common Ground: Stargate's Romeo and Juliet
52 Stargate (1994): 30th Anniversary Bonusode
51 The Real World: The Return of the Sedge
50 Progeny: I Think I’ve Seen This Episode Before
49 Sateda: We're All in This Together
48 Irresistible: The 2000s (derogatory)
47 Misbegotten: This Plan Sucks.
46 Bonusode: Basingstoke Comic Con 2024
45 Bonusode: Season 2 Wrap up aka WE'RE FREE
44 No Man’s Land: Elizabeth Slays (the IOA)
43 Allies: Get De-Wraithified
42 Inferno: No Disco in Sight
41 Michael: War Crimes Galore
40 Coup D'etat: ZPM-Whipped
39 The Long Goodbye: The Big 'What if?' Episode
38 The Tower: No Comment
37 Grace Under Pressure: Zelenka Saves the Day Again (Again)
36 Critical Mass: Ancient Mario Kart and Unsolicited Dick Pics
35 Epiphany: John Sheppard Has Issues ™
34 Bonusode: Mid Season 2 Wrap up
33 The Hive: Rest In Limbo Ford
32 The Lost Boys: Give Teyla a Personality Challenge
31 Aurora: Teenage Dirtbag Energy
30 Conversion: Bug John can like, get it
29 Instinct: The Episode No One Remembers
28 Trinity: Beware the Lemony Chicken
27 Condemned: The One With the Bad Story and the Amazing Team Dynamics
House of the Dragon: Viserys Ruined Everything
26 Duet: Zelenka Saves the Day (Again)
25 Runner: Everyone is Done Dirty (Mainly Ford)
24 The Intruder: Grandpa Caldwell and the Fruity Base
23 Bonusode: Season 1 Wrap-up - "We'll try to keep this short"
22 The Siege Part 3: The Magic of Rodney's Titties
21 The Siege Part 2: The Found Family Is Strong With This One
20 The Siege Part 1: The Epic Teyla vs Bates Showdown
19 Daniel Jackson: Hot Man Bad Anthropologist
18 The Gift: Therapy is Good, Actually
17 Letters From Pegasus: The Atlantis Radio Show
16 The Brotherhood: Sora's (Still) in the Basement
15 Before I Sleep: Elizabeth Lovin' times
14 Sanctuary: Rodney's Mean Girl Era
13 Hot Zone: Leadership
12 The Defiant One: John Sheppard's Cringe Fail Swag
11 Bonusode: First Half of Season 1 = Good.
10 The Eye: Smart is Sexy
09 The Storm: Kolya the Lulu Lemon Influencer
08 Home: A Crash Course on 00s Fashion
07 Underground: War Crimes and H.A.M
06 Poisoning the Well: Carson the Mad Scientist
05 Childhood's End: Rodney McKay Vs 6 year old's
04 Suspicion: Among Us, SGA Edition
03 Thirty-Eight Minutes: Sheppard's Turtleneck Trauma
02 Hide and Seek: Everyone is Hangry
01 Rising: John Sheppard, Chosen One?
00 Wormhole to Atlantis: Established