All Episodes

Episode #59- Not in any of my Disney movies

Episode #58- They chose chaos before breakfast

Episode #57- Better than a blue breast implant

Episode #56- You'd smell me from your house right now

Episode #55- A social club with acetone

Episode #54- Emotionally full, mildly haunted

Episode #53-Maybe babies belong in bars

Episode #52-A mystery wet sock

Episode #51- A love letter to convenience

Episode #50- More word vomit

Episode #49-Beignets, Gator Bites n Beads

Episode #48-There's a whole cheerio graveyard under my stove

Episode #47- Snitches get stitches

STORYTELLERS Episode #2- Danielle

Episode #46- This pancake is shit

Episode #45- I hate dealing with drunk people

Episode #44- F*ck is just the word you need to say

Episode #43- I Love Lucy just orders Chipotle

Episode #42- It's just a shiny rhombus!

Episode #41- Hot lettuce sounds awful

Episode #40- I do the laundry, so I decide

Episode #39-The X's mean vodka

Episode #38-I renewed my consultant-ship

Episode #37-Shut up, it exists!

STORYTELLERS: Episode #1-pt 2

STORYTELLERS: Episode #1-pt 1

Episode #36- Holy laughin out loud

Episode #35- I saw one carnie wrestle his carnie brother

Episdodo #34- Water. Prosecco. Nice to meet you. Cheers

Episode #33- Lets call him Daniel, bc thats his name.

Episode #32- I'm ironing schmoozy clothes on the reg

Episode #31- Dinner is just string cheese and tears

Episode #30- Dirty clothes and a chin bruise

Episode #29- Lifes tough, get some knee pads

Episode #28- Way to shit on the South Side

Episode #27- A well done steak is so disgusting

Episode #26 - My toes are very grippy

Episode #25 - We almost got divorced over it

Episode #24- See if he'll respond by summer

Episode #23 - You're also the third child!

Episode # 22- Three babies and a boob job

Episode #21- You drop em', I lose em'

Episode #20 - I need a blanket to podcast

Episode #19- I still have beef with Netflix

Episode #18 - Shit and hair... extended

Episode #17 - It's overstimulation week

Episode #16 - Santa was like, "here's a thong"

Episode #15 - I'm still afraid of boys

Episode #14- I don't really want the Mickey Mouse hoodie bc I'm an adult

Episode #13- Bone shaker in the graveyard

Episode # 12- I NEED THE BOUILLON CUBES!

Episode #11-Camel, Camel, Camel

Episode #10-Pt. 2- We just are reallyprettys

Episode #9-Pt 1.- No one ever says, "Hey, what are you most afraid of?"

Episode #8- Pt. 2- Anytime my parents were at a party I was sleeping on a chair

Episode #6- Dad and I have so much fun without you

Episode #5- Pt. 2 - Screams her head off bloody murder whenI try to rinse her hair.

Episode #7-Pt. 1 Tell me you're proud and give me a ribbon

Episode #4- Pt. 1. I could just turn into this traffic right now

Episode #3- The stress level of a mom on an airplane with a small child is damn near maxed out

Episode #2- Comparison can be the thief of your joy

Episode #1- Twin boys! I wanna see someone survive.