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Kilo the Colombian Bulldog

Trains, Planes and Hospitals

I Hate Motercycles

November Pain: Queens Edition Part II

November Pain: Queens Edition Part II

From Bronte to Body Bags to Belen, New Mexico

I'm Not a Hooker, Stop Asking...

November Pain: The Elephant in my Heart

Red Hair & Dead Batteries

Rough Month For America

Honey From the Hood

Legendary Comics & Ludicrous Concepts

Summer of Death

Ghosts, Communism, and Penis Pills

Out of Sight.. Out of Mind?

First Date Debacles

Love at First Sight & Innocence Shattered

Yoga Class Drama & Relationship Trauma

Reverend Cruella Devil & Other Naked People

6 AM & The Manson Wagon

All The Birthdays

Jersey Mikes is Better than Subway & Filet Mignon is Better than Poop

A Fresh Start

Homeless People Are the F'ing Best

Penny Wise, Pound Foolish

Don't Cancel Me, Or Cancel Me, It's Fine...

Hello Again!

Brendan Fraser, You Devil

Toxic Mold and Gender ID's

One Zygote, Two Abortions

Do I Really Look Pregnant??

2023! New Year, New Me!

NYC & The Dreaded Garment

Viva Las Vegas

The One that Got Away

Tweed, Specs, & Yoga

He Who Stunk Up Citizen Cane

Handcuffs & Brie Larson

The Great Pokemon Heist of 2020

A Defense of Circumcision Plus How to Protect Against the Gay Mafia

The Other Women

What is this, Amateur hour?

Soulmates & Mermaids

Snake Eyes & Stage Names

There by the Grace of Rain Go I

Red Flags and Ice Cream Flavors

Mark Roth vs. John Meehan... The Trauma Continues

Strange Requests in the Bedroom... And the Mark Roth Saga Continues

Mark Roth of New Rochelle, New York Part I

Facebook Wars & Tinder Swindlers

The Day the Romance Died

Believe Nothing... Except What They Say About Spirit Airlines...

Where the Teeth Get Made

Thriving... for my age

Dogs, Cats, Woke Bitches, and Rats

Too Many Animals in My House

Bubblegum Toothpaste Should be For Everyone

Coco-flavored Pea Dust & Homeless Rudolf Valentino

Some things I love; Some thing I hate

RIP Christopher Plummer

Introducing Old Aunt Mildred

Bates Motel of Big Bear Mountain

Dogs in Wigs & Retardian Angels

Facebook Wars, Psychic Powers, and how Alan Alda Ruined America

Stranded on Skid Row

Little Richard Died & They Sent Me My Vitamins in a Bubble Pack

Tiger Queen of Quarantine

Quarantine Goals

Miles From Nowhere... Quarantine Begins

Dating Apps & Meat Hooks

Validate Me

Checklists & Red Flags

Mental Illness or Bad Manners?

San Francisco is overrated and I hated The Irishman

Abundance

Justice, Handwashing, and the Great Escape

How to pronounce Genevieve... And other fucked up stories

Money Problems and Name Dropping

Comedy, Communists, & Liza Minelli

Swamis, Deadwood, and Alice in Persialand

Cowboys & Ex-Sex

...And I'm the Asshole

The Ballad of Ethel the Succulent

Warning: Contains Angry Female Rant

Obsession, compulsion, & Valentines Day

Baby Fever Immune

Who Remembers Four Loko?

Squatters & Sycophants

Delusions of Popularity

Sex Addicts & Craigslisters

Dad Jokes

Straight Outta Greenwich

Nude Beaches, First Kisses, and Body Hair

Ken Doll Jesus Freak & The Mattress Fucker

The Jesus Chrysler

Lyft Driver & Prison Entertainer

Personality Disorders to Magic Mushrooms

I Blame Captain Hook