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Keeping Up With Jones: The Lonnie Jones Podcast Adventure — 315 episodes
Impressions From A Turtle
Don't Go Changing...others
The Holiness Code
Are There Any Questions?
Pride After The Fall
Conditions, Conditioning and Conduct
It's Not A Ninja and It Ain't Ice Cream
The Drive Through Blizzard
Predetermined Pendulum Paths
The God Pack
Needles, Newtons and Negative Fantasies
The Puzzling Puzzle Of Trauma
Just Hear Me Out...
An Evening With The Seahawks Fans
Merlin, Guinevere and Lancelot
Honor Details
Robotics and Self Awareness
Incidents And The Angles We Give Them
The Cat's In The Cradle And At The Lake House
Shorter Basketball
The Best Soup I Never Had
For The Guardians
Captain Jacque Sparrow
Legends In Waiting
The Texan, The Ninja and The Balance of Opposites
Mesh And Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu May Not Mesh
Signs And Wonder
My Norm Is Normally Normal
Emulation Not Imitation
Pickle Vision
The Unfortunate Run In With My Coke Dealer
Clowns, Kings, Straws and Needs
1136--Guaranteed or Variable
Power With People Not Over People
Marijuana, Matthew and Kevlar Lullabies
Folded Up Like A Church Check
That Sinking Feeling of Faith
Missing Fast Is Still Missing
Spent Brass
Stink, Smell, Clean, Cleansed
Intolerable Tolerances
If I Know You Know
Peachy, The Fonz and The Lonz
Chocolate Candy and Clean Windows
Self Government and Self Discipline
Fixed Pattern Behavior, Flies, Frogs and Fishhooks
Where No Man Has Gone Before??
Some Men Run In The Rain
Strange and Wonderful
Dissonance, Dissociation and Dilemma
Is Dis A Bacation?
Waiting...
The Lunge O Matic
Creme Brulee Doesn't Always Mean Dessert
That Time I Wasn't On CNN
Road Runner, Roadrunners and Beer Bottles
Sasquatch, Magic and Moccasins
Worm's Eye View or Worms I View
You Shall Not Pass
Spiritual Equilibrium
Alabama Jones and The Tupelo Of Doom
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Scarlet Is The New White
Warlocks, Chainsaws, Rat Poison and Leg Day
Stunned By Amazing Grace
Ober Rated
Snowboarder's Epiphany
Revenge of The Jedi?
Wizards, Backpacks and Monsters
Delusions, Distress or Deception
Table Flipping and Spiritual Abuse
Stickers
Wounded Perspectives
Driven
Scurries and Murders
Dying To Breathe (On burnout)
The Perfect Season
Shaken, Stirred or Sprayed?
If It Sounds Easy...
If A Frog Had Pockets
Shut Up Juice and Canned Conflict Condiments
Dueling Dichotomous Duos
Hunting or Hunted?
Running From Zombies?
Free 2 Choose-What or How
Failproof, Foolproof and Failsafe
Aloysius Murphy, Finagle and Yhprum
2BAD4U
Conversation With A Sith Lord
Walmart Sacks, Snacks and Rats
Parachutes, Funerals and Ditches
Not Pictured
To Know What Butterflies Know
Dirty Laundry
Ridges, Reminders and The Power of Imperfections
Placebos and Poultices
Over The Hill
Knot On Purpose
The Opposite of Sour Grapes? Cheap Brisket.
Extraordinary or Extra Ordinary
Teeter Totter, See Saw, Zig Zag
At The Intersection of Could and Should
Transitions
Thermos, Thermometer, Thermostat and The Jedi Mindtrick
Lon the Baptist
The Butt Dial From Hail
One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other
MA in Family Life Ministry Ad
The Expectation Cat-astrophe
Molan Labe From My Cold Dead Hands
Personal Business
The PGF Asks The Only Question That Matters
Repeat After Me
Treadmills, Tracks and Trails
To Smell The Truth
He Who Castesth The First Stone
Foils, Epees and (Light)Sabers...Oh My!
Hurt Not Injured Or I Killed A Tree In Augusta Georgia
Puppies and Disposable People
Beyond Puppy Love
If My Bullets Will Fire In Your Gun
Seeing Through The Windshield Without Getting In The Car
Reflecting On Reflections
Pressure Guage
Wind Chill
A Minister And A Beer Executive Don't Walk Into A Bar
Avoiding The Meltdown
Breaking Bricks, Boards and Arm Wrestling
I Learned Some Things About Leadership From A Guy With A Shield...And It Wasn't Captain America
If Papa Jonesie Gets Hurt
Managing The Disaster Burger
Initial Ingredients
Say It Again Little White Preacher
They Are Not Paying You To Sunbathe
The Ghost of Nubbin Creek and the Estillfork Werewolf
The Gurley Gentlemen's Club
You Can Order Any Size Frosty...You're Welcome
Familiar Territory
The Real Failure Is To Stop Trying
The Grip Of Grace
Running and Waiting. Endurance and Hope
Copyrights, Liquor Stores and Wildcats
Proximity, Perspective and Proportion
How Is This Even Happening?
Ticking
Morris Biggers and The Heavy One
The SWAT Team Baby Shower
Intentionally Not Being Unintentionally Hurt
Self Absorbed or Self Aware?
Not Entitled To A Title
Perception or Belief ≠ Reality
What Does The Cat On The Piano Have To Do With Forgiveness?
Rope Bridges, Kootenay Carriages and Tug O War
To Withstand The Heat
Drawing My Own Hero
Speed Wobs and Compassion
Elvis Was Right
The Anaconda Hammer
Power Slam
Not Knowing You Don't Know
Fake VS Flawed
BIP Bombs, Trauma and Addiction
Inventing The Tree Saddle...The Innovation of Inadequacy
Fairies, Ferries, Potential Ax Murderers and Destinations
On Suicide
Anxiety or The Utter Ruination of Pop-tart and Chocolate Milk Day
The Secrets of Invisibility
Grief or My Other Truck Is A Tacoma
This Is My Office
What Else Does A Hornet Have To Do?
Cooking Doctors, Backing Trailers and Electric Blankets
" 'allo My Name Is Inigo Montoya...Prepare To Die"
While You Were Sleeping
The Race Is Not To The Swift
Hello Dare Brudda Burns
The Puppy Fantasy (Loosing Raider)
Ad for Rightside Radio
Unexpected Election Results
Puppies, Parting and Parenting
Silk Petals and Panache
Das Glucose Nazi
What? No Brisket? (Depression 101)
Gri-gris, Viper Girls and Muppets From The Ceiling
The Noises From Room 409 In "Versails" KY (or The Presence Present)
Grapenuts and The Ginsu
Rushing The Field
The Liar's Table and Empty Threats
Finding Gremlins
Signs and Broken Shake Machines
When I Pulled The Guy's Heart Out She Let Me Leave Class
Tactical Cheerleading and This Is Not The Best
You Really Do Have Me
Planning To Fail
Left Holding The Bag
The Xman and Impossible Nothing
Access and Allergies
The Correct Change
The Portable Gorilla
Stuck In The Pulpit But Not The Past
Buckets of Destruction
The Leory Jenkins, Bobby Rivers School of Conflict Resolution
Westwind
"...and one General's Daughter!"
Cobras, Janitors and Blasphemous Gringo Clowns
NO or ON
Confessions of Angry Little Bald Man
Vapor Trials, Feeling Full, Filled Full or Fulfilled
ACME Decisions
Boots, Batons and the Buddhist
The End of My Rope and The End of The Flight
The Six Million Dollar, Bionic, Robo-Terminator, Judge Dredd, Winter Soldier
The Bloodguard and The Badge Blessing
Well-water, Wishes and Whistles
K-9 Kittens
Eagles, Buzzards and Eagle Scouts
Volleyballs and Vases
The Matter of The Batter Splatter
I Didn't Think a Fridge Could Bounce
The Little Naked Guy
The Voice
Zombies and Sim Guns
Tater Tots, Popcorn and Fourteen Cents
If You Could Play A Game In My Shoes
Ninja Swords, Lip Gloss and Hot Chocolate
Looks Like Roses To Me
"Lucius Clay was a greedy old man and that's all there ever was to it."
Deathwatch, Wrist Rockets and The Death Star
Some Things You Don't Outgrow
Wilson: the 550guy
We Might Have Been Clemson Fans
Falling Snakes
The Yellowjacket Jacket
Raiders Of The Lost Rumor
That's Just How Us Velociraptors Roll
The Heisman Pose
I Run This Church For Loggers...
When Fear Is Afraid
But My Dad Is Watching...
I Looked Like An Angry Redneck When I Yelled "Pull Over"
The Scribble Game
The Elephant Not In The Room
The Mercenary Cartoonist VS The Cave Painter
Medium Unsweet Tea
The Same Thing, The Same Way...
The Picture You Picture Is The One That Gets Painted
The Lobsters Really Don't Mind
Bad Gravy
Seeing Spots
I Hope I Heard That Right
There Ain't No Secret
The Only Thing We Have To Fear...is cats and bulldozers
The Ones The Wolves Pulled Down
There Is A Destiny That Makes Us Brothers
Rappelling not Repelling
The Boat Paddle Story
The Chain Gang
Confessions of a Bag Boy
Remington Steele
Of Dogs, Door Knocking and Armor
The Dad Files Chapter 10
The Dad Files Chapter 9
The Dad Files Chapter 8
The Dad Files Chapter 7
The Dad Files Chapter 6
The Dad Files Chapter 5
The Dad Files Chapter 4
The Dad Files Chapter 3
The Dad Files Chapter 2
The Dad Files Chapter 1
The Dad Files Prologue
What Could Possibly Make Me Nervous?
The Honey Bear Serial Killer
Pentaerylthritol Tetranitrate, SR Volleyball and Creation
Wrapped Up, Tied Up, Tangled Up
The Little Girl Who Is Not Afraid
Perpetual Animosity
Why You Do What You Do/Longings of A Warrior
"You Gonna Run With Us Reverend?"
Pigs That Don't Belong To You
Enough or Finished?
Rescued
The Injury Attorney
Monster Honesty (Or Pine Tree Monsters Part 2)
The Pine Tree Monster
Your Grip Is Wrong
Lon Solo
You Going To Woodville?
Jumping At Shadows
Grudges and How To Tend Them
Not In My Car
There is a limited number of those.
Submission In Bad Positions
The Power of Choice
No..that's a raptor.
The SWAT Theme
The Discount MRI
Faulty Delights
Third Rock From The Sun
I Saw A Man Murder A Puppy
Lions, Tigers, Jaguarundis...OH my!
Significant Obscurity
Chicks Dig Stuntmen. Don't They?
Speaking Owl
The People In Iraqastahn
Blood Trail
The Hound Surround VIP Club
Earl Has To Die...?
Moths, Snakes and Puppies
Ask and You Shall Receive...sometimes filled with jelly and covered in powder.
The Ones That Don't Make The News (9/11 Remembered from a different perspective)
I Killed Fred Sanford
The Dollar Shave Club
Mrs. Ash and the DASH
Confessions of Bouncer
Dead Coyotes