All Episodes
Keeping Up With The Fatness — 146 episodes
Early Earthday Spectacular 2026
114. They’re Called Orion Slave Girls
113. Don’t Be Strange Out Loud
112. There’s No Wagon Train
111. There Are Just Dinosaurs
110. Menonites
109. Shut Up and Write Books
108. I Love A Ridiculous Japanese Story
107. I Actually Came In 6th
106. My Dearest Kenneth
WID Star Wars: The Acolyte & more
Bonus! Consolation Prize
105. I Am Sandra Bullock, Bro
A Conversation with Kyle Wagoner
104. What About The Empire?
103. This Rubik’s Cube is Broken
102. But Andor Yo
101. I’m A Sleepy Boy
Early Earthday Spectacular! 2024
Quality BoCo
100. The Kind Of Guy Who Looks Weird Skinny
099. Are You Frank?!
098. The Bootleg Collection
097. Sounds Like Some French Shit To Me
096. We Were Insider Trading
095. I’ll Tell You You’re Stupid
094. Let’s Get This LEGO Money, Son!
093. Who Wants To Help Me Build A Killdozer
092. Yes, Thank You, Finally Patrick Stewart
091. I Understand What Went Wrong
090. Unlimited Power!
089. Horrible Chemicals From The State of Rhode Island
088. Just Get Over There
Bonus Episode November 2023
087. I Just Count The Things
086. Batman Journals
085. Is Broke, No Fix
084. I Followed The Instructions, Fatty
083. Nobody Stopped Me
082. Eventually They’re Gonna Ruin It
081. A Great Place To Get Murdered
080. I Am A Big Fat Man
079. Wrentham? Damn Near Killed ‘Em
078. Artisanal Dildos
077. Shove A V8 In It
BoCo!
076. Heavy On The Dooku
075. A Stock Corvette From The Dealership
074. Creepy Shit And Drugs
073. A Thirty Year Patchwork Job
072. Ask Your Mom, She’ll Know
Early Earth Day Spectacular 2023
071. Cookie Monster Is Way More Antagonistic Than I Remember
070. Cast Iron Bitch
069. I Love To Do Normal Things And Read
BONUS: Oscars and Star Wars
068. Lavish Waste
067. Will Smith Doesn’t Seem Terribly Litigious
066. Raging Brainer
065. Shit!
064. Normal Things That Normal People Do
063. The Mummy’s Rachel Weisz
062. Stepping On Jesus’ Heals
061. German Is The Angry Language
060. We’ll Give The Rock A Chance
059. Fast Food And Illicit Drugs
058. Gimme That Star Wars!
BONUS: Give Me A Thousand F**king Dollars
057. Gary Oldman Can Do No Wrong
056. Wine Drunk With Lady Gaga
055. Do A Barrel Roll
054. But Rhode Island Is A State
053. You Run Your Shit On Stealth
052. A Very Talented Maniac
051. You Had Me At Violent Night
050. The Mouse Will Know
049. It’s Possible But It’s Annoying
048. Pickles And Oreos
When In Doubt, Star Wars #003
When In Doubt, Star Wars #002
When In Doubt, Star Wars #001
047. Chevy Chase Is A Piece Of Shit
The Excursion
046. It’s Not A Funny Joke Anymore
Early Earth Day Spectacular 2022
045. I’m Nervous Because Hospitals Confuse Me
044. Remember When GameStop Was FuncoLand?
043. Rancor Wants Live Food
042. There’s No Corporate Oversight
KUWTS 9: Somehow Is How
041. You Have The Choice To Catch ‘Em All
040. That’s Him, That’s The Guy
039. Danny Trejo, Rancor Trainer
KUWTS 8: Happy Beeps
038. “Hufflepuff Represent!”
037. “I Guess I Gotta Go To GameStop”
KUWTS 7: There Oughta Be A Railing
KUWTS Life Day Spectacular
036. You’re A Basic White Girl
Die Hard With The Fatness
BONUS: Happy Fatty Birthday!
035. Netflix Doesn’t Get Me
034. The Angry Episode
KUWTS 6: Fly Casual
033. Jeff Bezos Is Actually A Dragon Disguised As A Man
Nerd Dump: October 2021
032. We May Lose The Catholics
KUWTS 5: Boba Fett Actually Did Nothing
031. I Think It’s Best Not To Cross The Mouse
Nerd Dump: September 2021
030. Use Code Fatness At Checkout
KUWTS 4: That’s No Moon
029. Don’t Wanna Get Hit By A Sofa
(LIVE) A Shitty Podcast Nobody Listens To
028. We Do Not Own The Rights To John Williams’ Jurassic Park Theme Song
KUWTS 3: Schrodinger’s Windu
027. Burdened With Content
026. Gold Pressed Latinum!
Two Minutes
KUWTS 2: Crying And Screaming
025. You’re Wrong Because Jason Statham Would Never Lie To Me
BONUS: I’m Oiling Up My Whoosits!
024. Thanks For Starting Shit With King George
BONUS: Everything’s A Ripoff Of Something
KUWTS 1: Field Trip To A War Zone
023. I’ll Have No More Of Your Tyranny, Burger King
022. It Does Cause Short Term Memory Loss
021. I’m Not Even Gonna Talk To You About The Shape Of The Earth, Sir
020. Buckets And Buckets Of Data
Fatness 101
019. Don’t Forget Your Largest, Most Adorable Child
015. Game Not Included
014. NYPD Blue, But With Howard The Duck
013. It's Tough, But You Do It For Star Wars
012. The Finale Dumpster Fire
011. No, Sir, I Will Not Be Leaving Flacco Alone
010. It Makes Sense I Just Don't Like It
009. Stranger Things But Fantasy
008. Go Incorporeal For Just A Moment
007. Some People's Brains Work Much Better Than Others
006. The Mech Game With The Obnoxious Controller
005. Mickey Mouse, Greatest Mind Of Our Generation
004. High Class Adult Cuisine
003. Cutthroat Uno House Rules
002. A Nicolas Cage Episode
001. I Appreciate Your Passion