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Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe — 468 episodes
Ep. 421 Cold Storage, Part 2: “The Tale of a Fun-gal Time”
Ep. 417 The Mummy, Part 2: “The Tale Of Losin’ Yourself In The Music. The Moment. You Own It. You Better Never Let It Go…”
Ep. 416 The Mummy, Part 1: “The Tale Of Losin’ Yourself In The Music. The Moment. You Own It. You Better Never Let It Go…”
Ep. 415 Crawl, Part 2: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored”
Ep. 414 Crawl, Part 1: “The Tale of Ket Getting Gatored and Tatored”
Major Slayage Bonus: Buffy the Vampire Slayer S4E6 "Wild at Heart" Recap & Review featuring KIM BURNS!
Ep. 413 In a Violent Nature, Part 2: “The Tale of Baby’s First Kill”
Ep. 412 In A Violent Nature, Part 1: “The Tale of Baby’s First Kill”
Ep. 410 The Call, Part 1: “The Tale of the Versatility of a Fire Extinguisher”
Ep. 404 Send Help, Part 1: “The Tale of Completely Justifiable Decisions”
Ep. 403 Run, Part 2: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”
Ep. 402 Run, Part 1: “The Tale of Who’s Got the Eggs?”
Morbid Minisode 150: Welcome to Derry 0101 "The Pilot"
Ep. 401: "The Tale of the Second-Ever Sammie Awards!"
Ep. 400 Do Not Enter, Part 2: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”
Ep. 399 Do Not Enter, Part 1: “The Tale of People That Are Very Clearly NOT Boomers”
Ep. 398 Starry Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”
Ep. 397 Starry Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of What Ketryn’s Got Cocked”
Ep. 396 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 2: “The Tale of Motor Ann”
Ep. 395 Friday the 13th (2009), Part 1: “The Tale of Motor Ann”
Ep. 394 Heart Eyes, Part 2: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”
Ep. 393 Heart Eyes, Part 1: “The Tale of a Wildly Under Utilized Devon Sawa”
Ep. 392 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 2: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”
Ep. 391 Freddy vs. Jason, Part 1: “The Tale of Sweaty Pits and Jello”
Ep. 390 The Confession, Part 2: “The Tale of Hallmark Horror”
Ep. 389 The Confession, Part 1: “The Tale of Hallmark Horror”
Ep. 388 Bring Her Back, Part 2 “The Tale of Elfafloof”
Ep. 387 Bring Her Back, Part 1 “The Tale of Elfafloof”
Ep. 386 Final Destination 2, Part 2 “The Tale of An Historical Event”
MAJOR SLAYAGE: Buffy S3E6 "Band Candy" featuring Kim Burns!
Ep. 385 Final Destination 2, Part 1 “The Tale of An Historical Event”
Ep. 384 Terrifier 3, Part 2 “The Tale of Christmas Gore”
Ep. 383 Terrifier 3, Part 1 “The Tale of Christmas Gore”
Ep. 382 THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES, Part 2 “THE TALE OF TIME JUMPS BACK TO CHRISTMAS TIME IN AUGUST”
Ep. 381 THE MOTHMAN PROPHECIES, Part 1 “THE TALE OF TIME JUMPS BACK TO CHRISTMAS TIME IN AUGUST”
EP. 380 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 2”
EP. 379 TOGETHER: “THE TALE OF MERGE MONSTERS, PART 1”
Ep. 378 Re-Release of Dead Snow: “The Tale of More Intestinal Horror”
Ep. 377 Re-Release of American Gothic: “The Tale of Still Not Knowing Where Paul Is!”
Ep. 376 Weapons, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim’s Makeover”
Ep. 375 Weapons, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim’s New Makeover”
Ep. 374 Dangerous Animals, Part 2: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”
Ep. 373 Dangerous Animals, Part 1: “The Tale of Kim Throwing Ket to the Sharks… AGAIN”
Ep. 372 The Parenting, Part 2: “The Tale FOLLOWING the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”
Ep. 371 The Parenting, Part 1: “The Tale of the Most Frightening Hour of Kim’s Life”
Ep. 370 The Monkey, Part 2: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”
Ep. 369 The Monkey, Part 1: “The Tale of Ketryn and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day”
Ep. 368 Azrael, Part 2: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”
Ep. 367 Azrael, Part 1: “The Tale of Our Next Installment in our Love Affair with Samara Weaving”
Ep. 366 Sinners, Part 2: “The Tale of Toilet Potatoes”
Ep. 365 Sinners, Part 1: “The Tale of Toilet Potatoes”
Ep. 364 Cat People (1982), Part 2: “The Tale of the Return of Alan Ormsby”
Morbid Minisode 135: Interview with the Vampire 101: In Throes of Increasing Wonder...
Ep. 363 Cat People (1982), Part 1: “The Tale of the Return of Alan Ormsby”
BONUS: Major Slayage Buffy S2E6 "Halloween" (featuring Kim Burns!)
Ep. 362 Evil Dead Rise, Part 2: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”
Ep. 361 Evil Dead Rise, Part 1: “The Tale of the Corkscrew Penis”
Ep. 360 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 2: “The Tale as Old as Time”
Ep. 359 The Ugly Stepsister, Part 1: “The Tale as Old as Time”
Ep. 358 The Curse of La Llorona, Part 2: “The Tale of Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper”
Ep. 357 The Curse of La Llorona: “The Tale of Succinct and Relevant Tangents, Part 1”
Ep. 356 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 2”
Ep. 355 Jason X: “The Tale of Horrible Y2K Fashion in Space, Part 1”
Ep. 354 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 2”
Ep. 353 Companion: “The Tale of the Girl in the Yellow Hat, Part 1”
Ep. 352 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 2”
Ep. 351 The Watchers: “The Tale That Ket Should Have Loved, Part 1”
BONUS SNEAK PEEK: MAJOR SLAYAGE - Ket & Arik Rewatch Buffy S1E6 "The Pack" (featuring Kim Burns!)
Ep. 350 The First Omen: “The Tale of Bimberly, the Antichrist, Part 2”
Ep. 349 The First Omen: “The Tale of Gratuitous Facial Licking, Part 1”
Ep. 348 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 2”
Ep. 347 Smile 2: “The Tale of Schmorgashbords, Part 1”
Ep. 346 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 2”
Ep. 345 Strange Darling: “The Tale of Serial Killer Punch Cards, Part 1"
Ep. 344 Oddity Part 2: “The Tale of the Woodm’n”
Ep. 343 Oddity, Part 1: “The Tale of the Woodm’n”
Morbid Minisode 125: Yellowjackets 0301: It Girl
Ep. 342: The Substance Part 2: “The Tale of Dennis Quaid Being the Grossest Part of This Movie”
Ep. 341: The Substance Part 1: “The Tale of Dennis Quaid Being the Grossest Part of This Movie”
Ep. 340 Baghead: “The Tale of Mrs. Baghead Burpsmap”
Ep. 339 10 Cloverfield Lane: “The Tale of Travelling To and About the Great State of Louisiana”
Ep. 338 It’s What’s Inside: “The Tale of the Dangers of Switching Brains with Your Friends if They’re Dicks”
Ep. 337 Cuckoo: “The Tale of Heavy Pours”
Ep. 336 Arachnophobia: “The Tale of the Head Coach and Kicker of the Miami Dolphins in 1990”
Ep. 335 Re-Release A Dark Song: “The Tale of How You Can Help During the Los Angeles Wildfires”
Ep. 334 Trap: “The Tale of Farting Yourself Out of a Psych Degree”
Ep. 333 Black Christmas (1974): “The Tale of the Late, Great Olivia Hussey”
Ep. 332 Gremlins: “The Tale of Kim’s Womb”
Ep. 331 Violent Night: “The Tale of Santa’s Catchphrase”
Ep. 330 Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday - “The Tale of Cinematic Gold”
Ep. 329 Devil’s Pass: “The Tale of Kim’s Birthday Present”
Ep. 328 Black Friday: “The Tale of Detective Dour Dennis”
Ep. 327: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 68 - You’re Next”
Ep. 326 ‘Salem’s Lot (2024): “The Tale of How Tape Works”
Ep. 325 The Grudge (2004): “The Tale of Ketryn’s Last Podcast Because She’s Dead”
DARK SANCTUM: Audio terror from DREAD and Wondery+ [Exclusive Sneak Peek]
Ep. 324 The Quiet Room: “The Tale of our Special Guests from Black Fat Femme Podcast!”
Ep. 323 The Village of the Damned: “The Tale of Netflix’s Hot New Spin-off ‘Is It Soup?’”
Morbid Minisode 115: FROM 0201 "Strangers in a Strange Land"
Ep. 322 The Haunting in Connecticut “The Tale of Baby Switchblade Heart Heart Heart”
Ep. 321 The Fog: “The Tale of the Triumphant Return of Thomas Janine Atkins”
Ep. 320 Tarot: “The Tale of Garfield and Todd”
Ep. 319 The Deliverance: “The Tale of Getting Milked and Zilked”
Ep. 318 Triangle: “The Tale of Heather Most Definitely Being Dead”
Ep. 317 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan — “The Tale of Traversing the Raging New Jersey Sea”
Ep. 316 Longlegs: “The Tale of Stabbing No Times”
Ep. 315 The Gift: “The Tale of Why Ketryn is Not Receiving Visitors at this Time”
Ep. 314 Suitable Flesh “The Tale of Cole being SO Grounded!”
Ep. 313 As Above So Below “The Tale of Kim, The Comic Book Aficionado”
Ep. 312 Night Swim: “The Tale of Kim’s Debilitating Fear of Pools”
Ep. 311 The Shallows: “The Tale of the SHARKuterie Board”
Ep. 310 Hereditary: “The Tale of 4-Day Work Weeks in Hell” with special guest D!
Ep. 309 Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre: “The Tale of Gettin’ Sharkansassy”
Ep. 308 Abigail: “The Tale of the Unbreakable Pinky Swear”
Ep. 307 A Nightmare on Elm Street 5, The Dream Child: “The Tale of Fred T. Krueger”
Ep. 306 Immaculate: “The Tale of the Narrator”
Ep. 305 Sissy: “The Tale of a ‘West Memphis 3’ Themed Bachelorette Party”
Ep. 304 Late Night with the Devil: “The Tale of the Uncrapable Creepy Crapbag”
Ep. 300: “The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive 300 Times… Definitely”
Ep. 303 Insidious: The Red Door - “The Tale of Armiana Grande”
Ep. 302 Insidious - The Last Key: “The Tale of Dunston Checks In”
Ep. 301 Insidious Chapter 3: “The Tale of Ole’ Nose Butthole”
Ep. 299 Insidious Chapter 2: “The Tale of Josh, Baby Josh & Old Lady Josh”
Ep. 298 Insidious: “The Tale of Marrying into Spookies Instead of Money”
Morbid Minisode 105: The Haunting of Hill House 0101: "Steven Sees a Ghost"
Ep. 297 The Strangers - Prey at Night: “The Tale of a Streetlamp Named Tamara”
Ep. 296 Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Most Hated Character in a Horror Movie Ever… Ever”
Ep. 295 Jeepers Creepers: “The Tale of Gettin’ Jeeped and Creeped”
Ep. 294 Unwelcome: “The Tale of Gettin’ Boobed and Bapped”
Ep. 293 Countdown: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Demon Guy Services 21yrs+ Only”
Ep. 292 Influencer “The Tale of British Jimmy Buffet”
Ep. 291 47 Meters Down: Uncaged “The Tale of Getting Sharked and Narcked… Again”
Ep. 290 1922: "The Tale of Teeth Acting"
Ep. 289: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 8 -- the Killing of a Sacred Deer" (WITH BRAND NEW INTRO)
Ep. 288: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 73 -- The Thing" (WITH BRAND NEW INTRO)
Ep. 287 The Angry Black Girl and Her Monster: “The Tale of Defibliblators”
Ep. 286 The Rental: “The Tale of the Smelliest Uber Driver to Ever Offer You Meth”
Ep.285 Annabelle: “The Tale of Bimberly Burns, First of Her Name”
Ep. 284 The Last Voyage of the Demeter: “The Tale of Dracula Travelling by Horse and Cabbage”
Ep. 283 No One Will Save You: “The Tale of Jeremy Allen White’s Calvin Klein Ad”
Ep. 282 Gwen: “The Tale of the Potato Pantry”
Ep. 281 Talk to Me: “The Tale of How Ketryn Goddamn Told Ya So!”
Ep. 280 The Advent Calendar: “The Tale of Pump it and Dump it”
Ep. 279 It’s a Wonderful Knife: “The Tale of Bong Bong Bong”
Ep. 278 I Trapped the Devil: “The Tale of Montages with the Devil”
Ep. 277 Wind Chill: “The Tale of the Ass Psycho”
Ep. 276 Cobweb: “The Tale of Daddy Homelander”
Ep. 275 Thankskilling: “The Tale of ThanksBooing A.K.A. Boosgiving”
Ep. 274 Kristy: “The Tale of Foil Face and Davey Wayne”
Ep. 273 Slotherhouse: “The Tale of Sisters Who Hug”
Ep. 272 There’s Something Wrong with the Children: “The Tale of the Return Policy on Children”
Ep. 271 Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers -- “The Tale of the Love Story of Limpus and Michael”
Ep. 270 Ghost Story: “The Tale of How Great Helen is Doing Now”
Ep. 269 Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood: “The Tale of Kim and D’s Sex Van”
Ep. 268 Speak No Evil: “The Tale of Being Too Goddamn Polite!”
Ep. 267 Split: “The Tale of Clare the Ballerina”
Ep. 266 The Mummy (1932): “The Tale of Jeff”
Ep. 265 Renfield: “The Tale of the Ultimate Meet Cute”
Ep. 264 Re-Release of Ep. 25 Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests on the Jurassic Park Toilet" (featuring new intro!!!)
Ep. 263 Don’t Knock Twice: “The Tale of Ding Dong Ditch”
Patreon Morbid Minisode Preview: From 0101: " Long Day's Journey Into Night"
Ep. 262 Re-Release of Ep. 64 Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler” (WITH NEW 10-MINUTE INTRO!)
Ep. 261 The Seed: “The Tale of Kim Being Really Mad at Ket for Letting an Alien in the House but, you guys, it was CRYING!”
Ep. 260 Demon Seed: “The Tale of Butterfly by Crazy Town”
Ep. 259 Night of the Demons: “The Tale of the Nap Strategy”
Ep. 258 Terror Night AKA Bloody Movie: “The Tale of Scooby Doo”
Ep. 257 Birdemic: Shock and Terror: “The Tale of Robots and Friendship”
Ep. 256 Dead Birds: “The Tale of From Dusk Till Dawn of the Dead Birds”
Ep. 255 Cabinet of Curiosities - Dreams in the Witch House: “The Tale of the Turkey Piano” with Guy Busick
Ep. 254 Dawn of the Dead (2004): “The Tale of Oingo Boingo”
Ep. 253 From Dusk Till Dawn: “The Tale of ‘You Got Stockholmed, Gurl!’”
Ep. 252 Scanners: “The Tale of Uncle Baby”
Ep. 251 Offseason: “The Tale of Beauty and the Beach”
Ep 250 The Woman in Black: “The Tale of Just a Little Chloroform”
Ep. 249 The Crazies: “The Tale of the Crazy Sale at the Boot Store”
Ep. 248 The Fly: “The Tale of Stefan Urquelle”
Ep. 247 Warm Bodies: "The Tale of the Magic Stonehenge"
Ep. 246 Nightmares and Dreamscapes S1E5: “The Tale of The Amityville Colonoscopy” with Civil Gore Podcast
Ep. 245 Untitled Horror Movie: “The Tale of Actors, Amiright?”
Ep. 244 Freddy’s Nightmares S1E4: “The Tale of Mariska, you can do better, girl!”
Ep. 243 Night of the Comet: “The Tale of Arik & D’s Support Group”
Ep. 242 Cube: “The Tale of Getting Boobed and Cubed”
Patreon Minisode Preview : Yellowjackets 0201: "Friends, Romans, Countrymen"
Ep. 241 The Menu: “The Tale of Chef Voldemort”
Ep. 240 Fall: “The Tale of Butty the Butthole”
Ep. 239 Bodies Bodies Bodies: “The Tale of Abuse Soup”
Ep. 238 The Boy Behind the Door: “The Tale of Zero on the Frowny Pain Scale”
Ep. 237 Cabinet of Curiosities - The Outside: “The Tale of All That Jazz (from Girl, That’s Scary Podcast)”
Ep. 236 M3GAN: “The Tale of Kim as Hatter and Tallulah’s Legal Guardian"
Ep. 235 Smile: “The Tale of the Private Tuna Melt”
Ep. 234 Pearl: “The Tale of How Philly Won the Flu of 1918”
Ep. 233 X: “The Tale of Sexy Grasshoppers”
Ep. 232 The Black Phone: “The Tale of Beefy Ethan”
Ep. 231 Nope: “The Tale of Most Popular Baby Names of 2023”
Ep. 230 Friday the 13th Part 6 - Jason Lives: “The Tale of Draining Jason’s Lizard”
Ep. 229 New Year, New You: "The Tale of Bizarro Bookclub"
Ep. 228: "The Tale of the Re-Release of Episode 72 -- Anna and the Apocalypse" (WITH BRAND NEW INTRO)
HOLIDAY BONUS EPISODE!
Ep. 227 A Christmas Horror Story: "The Tale of Susan - Who is she and is she with Paul?"
Ep. 226 Silent Night (2012): “The Tale of the Two Thousand Eighties”
Ep. 225 Rare Exports: “The Tale of a Little Christmas Trafficking”
Ep. 224 Barbarian: “The Tale of the Musical Community Group”
Ep. 223 Into the Dark: Pilgrim -- “The Tale of the True Horror of Method Acting”
Ep. 222 Terrified: "The Tale of the Worst Block Party Ever"
Ep. 221 Hellraiser -- “The Tale of Pinhead: Kindergarten Cop”
Ep. 220 The Strangers: “The Tale of Professional Burpsmap”
Ep. 219 Werewolf by Night: “The Tale of Big Kilt Energy”
Ep 218 Final Destination: "The Tale of Arik and Devon in the Shower, Hand-in-Hand"
Ep. 217 Razorback: “The Tale of Indiana Dundee” with Mikey from The Horror Virgin Podcast
Ep. 216 Sinister: “The Tale of Kim and Ket’s Parenting Tips”
Ep. 215 Colossal: “The Tale of Korean BBQ Guy’s Backstory”
Ep. 214 Men: “The Tale of Bing Bong Knock Knock”
Ep. 213 Orphan: First Kill, “The Tale of Mup-Mup”
Ep. 212 Deep Blue Sea: “The Tale of Sharks with 5-Couch Sized Brains”
Ep. 211, "The tale of Ep. 63 Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid”
Ep. 210 Live Show! HIFF Night Gallery: “The Tale of Whisper”
Ep. 209 Prey: “The Tale of Big Daddy Red”
Ep. 208 The Hole in the Ground: “The Tale of the Hole in Kim’s Womb”
Ep. 207 The Resort: “The Tale of a Beautiful Show Pony”
Ep. 206 Goodnight Mommy: “The Tale of Flies at Lilith Fair”
Ep. 205 Tumbbad: “The Tale of Kim & Ket’s Dadium Den”
Ep. 204 High Tension: “The Tale of the Bummer is in the Eye of the Beholder”
Ep. 203 Drunk Horror Live! (with Paige Taylor, Madame of Horror), Puppet Master: “The Tale of Drunk Puppets in July”
Ep. 202: "The Tale of Ep. 101 Lyle: The Tale of ‘Chairs - The Podcast’”
Ep. 201 The Hunger: “The Tale of Wearing Trash on Your Head”
Ep. 200: “The Tale of the Sammie Awards!”
Ep. 199 Tammy and the T-Rex: “The Tale of Literally the ONE THING We Know about the T-Rex”
Ep. 198 Suspiria: “The Tale of the Goddess of Bummers”
Ep. 197 Willy’s Wonderland: “The Tale of Ic Age’s Work/Life Balance”
Ep. 196 The Fanatic: “The Tale of Being Moosed and Loosed”
Ep. 195: Friday the 13th, Part V - A New Beginning: “The Tale of No Bras, All Boobs”
Ep. 194 The Deep House: “The Tale of the Things We Do for Boyfriends Who Don’t Deserve Us in Our Twenties”
Ep. 193 Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum -- “The Tale of Granny Pantie Forest”
Ep. 192: "The Tale of Ep. 16: The Tale of Icolas Age"
Ep. 191 You Are Not My Mother: “The Tale of Kim’s Origin Story”
Ep. 190 Hellbender: “The Tale of Witchy Munchausen by Proxy”
Ep. 189 Office Killer: “The Tale of Garbage Disposal Mice”
Ep. 188 Titane: “The Tale of Not NOT Wanting to F#@K a Car, A.K.A. What is France?”
Ep. 187 Fresh: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Overbearing but Totally Warranted Protection of Kim”
Ep. 186: Gothika, “The Tale Jod”
Ep. 185: Tigers Are Not Afraid, “The Tale of Annual Crevasse Recertification Training”
Ep. 184 Ganja & Hess: “The Tale of Free Love and Free Blood”
Ep. 183: Candyman (2021) -- “The Tale of Trypophobia”
Ep. 182: Scream (2022) “The Tale of Stolen Double Dings”
Ep. 181: Sugar Hill - “The Tale of #CRONEGOALS”
Ep. 180: The Night House -- “The Tale of Rebeccatha at Dawnsk”
Ep. 179: Scream 4: “The Tale of Kevin & Kevin”
Ep. 178: Lake Placid: “The Tale of How Bill Pullman Should Have Won America’s Next Top Model”
Ep. 177: New Year’s Evil: “The Tale Of The Band: Sounds Of Feet”
Ep. 176: Live Holiday Special: “The Tale of Last Year’s Christmas”
Ep. 175: P2: “The Tale of Christmas in Parking Lot Space”
Ep. 174: Jack Frost: “The Tale of Science Tits”
Ep. 173: Scream 3: “The Tale of Gewey, Dale and Doctortective”
Ep. 172: 30 Days of Night: “The Tale of the All-Inclusive Vampire Resort”
Ep. 171: Motel Hell: “The Tale of the Official Meat Slogan Contest”
Ep. 170: THE FACULTY: “The Tale of Kim's Pantsless, Skinless, Boneless Body”
Ep. 169: Don’t Breathe: “The Tale of Doing the Crimes”
Survive the Cellar Season 1 Finale! Brea Grant, Graham Skipper, Jeremy Gardner
Ep. 168: Society (1989): “The Tale of the NOT Hot Kind of Daddy”
Ep. 167: Halloween II (1981): “The Tale of Michael Myers’ Snow Angel”
Ep. 166: Thir13en Ghosts: “The Tale of That Old Knight from Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade”
Ep. 165: The Mist: “The Tale of Hot Dog Measurement System”
Ep. 164: Book of Monsters: “The Tale of Gertrude Van Helsing”
Ep. 163: Malignant: The Tale of Dumb Dead Dickless Derek
Ep. 162: The Visit: The Tale of Movie Theater Bathrooms
Ep. 161: Tourist Trap: The Tale of Wet Diapey
Ep. 160: Tale from the Crypt: Demon Knight: “The Tale of Trying to Fend off Billy Zane (But Not That Hard)”
Ep. 159: Candyman (1992): “The Tale of That F#!$ing Baby”
Ep. 158: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - THEY LIVE: “The Tale of Drinks in October”
Ep. 157: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of February in August”
Ep. 156: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter: “The Tale of the Terrible Trials of Climbing into a Raft Naked”
Ep. 155: Caveat: “The Tale of Very Expensive Itemized Invoices”
Ep. 154: Werewolves Within: “The Tale of the Longest Scarf”
Ep. 153: Live! Drunk Horror with Paige Taylor - Madame of Horror - Leprechaun: “The Tale of St. Paddy’s Day in July”
Ep. 152: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of Winter in Summer”
Ep. 151: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of September in July”
Ep. 150: Live! Horrible Imaginings Campfire Tales: “The Tale of October in June”
Ep. 149: The Babadook: “The Tale of the Accordion Womb”
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 9: Chelsea Stardust and Hayley Griffith
Ep. 148: What Keeps You Alive: “The Tale of Relationship Space - The Scariest Space of All”
Ep. 147: Alien: “The Tale of SPACE Space”
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 8: Mike Mendez and Sadie Katz
Ep. 146: Army of the Dead: “The Tale of SamArmy of the Dead”
Ep. 145: Blacula: “The Tale of Vampire Science”
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 7: Matt Mercer and Graham Skipper
Ep. 144: Horror Express: “The Tale of ‘BrphBrphBrphBrph’”
Ep. 143: Lucky: “The Tale of ‘Blueberries’”
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 6: Brea Grant and Natasha Kermani
Ep. 142: Club Dread: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dick(testines) to Save Humanity Part II”
Ep. 141: Anything For Jackson: “The Tale of Conversations with Dino Bones”
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 5: Barbara Crampton and Travis Stevens
Ep. 140: Lights Out: “The Tale of Reverse Peter Panning”
Ep. 139: Uncle Peckerhead: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Biopic”
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar Ep. 4: Maritte (Marty) Go and Hana Mae Lee
Ep. 138: Hunter, Hunter: “The Tale of Homonym Problems”
Ep. 137: Oculus: “The Tale of Personal Growth Mindset Work for Mirrors”
Ep. 136: The House on Sorority Row: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Assortment of Cane Toppers”
Ep. 135: Attack the Block: “The Tale of the Poor Man’s Peloton”
Ep. 134: Antebellum: “The Tale of How Racists Don’t Deserve the Moon”
Ep. 133: Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master: “The Tale of Sir Kotzwinkle the Emu”
Kim and Ket's Survive the Cellar
Ep. 132: Promising Young Woman: “The Tale of Nice Guys and Kumquat Liqueur” Plus! An Interview with Molly Henery
Ep. 131: Jennifer’s Body: “The Tale of Kim and Ket in 2009” Plus! An Interview with Caitlin Durante
Ep. 130: Raw: “The Tale of Forced Parties at Vet School” Plus! An Interview with Kyasia Fields
Ep. 129: Re-Animator: “The Tale of Spooky Trips in the Uppy-Downy” Plus! An Exclusive Interview with Barbara Crampton
Ep. 128: Gretel and Hansel: “The Tale of Smelling Kim Too Much and Now It’s Super Weird”
Ep. 127: Pyewacket: “The Tale of Sleeveless Turtlenecks”
Ep. 126: Cursed: “The Tale of Being Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs”
Ep. 125: His House: “The Tale of Being Underslept and Overhaunted”
Ep. 124: Freaky: “The Tale of Killer Daddy”
Ep. 123: Better Watch Out: “The Tale of Betting 100 Tampons on Jeremy”
Ep. 122: Misery: “The Tale of Ketryn Bates and Kim Caan”
Ep. 121: Texas Chainsaw Massacre: “A Thesis in Defense of Leatherface”
Ep. 120: Audition: “The Tale of Bulls in a China Shop”
Ep. 119: Escape Room: “The Tale of Puzzle Orgies”
Ep. 118: Ghost Ship: “The Tale of Aesop’s Fable of Ghosts and Gold”
Ep. 117: Friday the 13th Part III 3D: “The Tale of the Daughter of a Horse Girl”
Ep. 116: Idle Hands: “The Tale of the Messages of our Youth”
Ep. 115: Christine: “The Tale of Honking Your Own Horn”
Welcome to Kim and Ket Stay Alive... Maybe!
Ep. 114: The Guest: “The Tale of a Very Sexy Stalk of Corn”
Ep. 113: Ravenous: “The Tale of Creepin’ it Real Sexy”
Ep. 112: Spiral: “The Tale of Everyone Communicates Openly… JK!”
Ep. 111: Saw: “The Tale of Our Brain Houses”
Ep. 110: Soulmate: “The Tale of Kim’s Dating Secretary”
Ep. 109: 1BR: “The Tale of LA - A Documentary”
Ep. 108: The Shed: “The Tale of Mob Sturgeon and The Knife Girls - One Night Only - Tix on Sale Now!”
53: Ep. 107: Daniel Isn’t Real: “The Tale of the Lure of a Cheesy Gordita Crunch”
Ep. 106: The Frighteners: “The Tale of Kim’s New Ghost Dog BFF”
Ep. 105: Drag Me to Hell: “The Tale of Mary Ty and LerMoore”
Ep. 104: Host: “The Tale of a Refreshing Dip in the Baby Baptism Pool”
Ep. 103: Child’s Play: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Questionable Parenting”
Ep. 102: Teeth: “The Tale of Vampire Doors - Front AND Back”
Ep. 101: Lyle: “The Tale of Chairs - The Podcast”
Ep. 100: The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive… 100 times!
Ep. 99: The People under the Stairs: “The Tale of Bedazzled Gimps”
Ep. 98: The Final Girls: “The Tale of Rulesy V. McJudy”
Ep. 97: The Lighthouse: ”The Tale of Jesus and Cedric Diggory Bonin’ Shoes”
Ep. 96: The Invisible Man: “The Tale of The Patron Saint of Music and WWJD”
Ep. 95: Slaughterhouse Rulez: “The Tale of Lactose-Induced Severe Bloating”
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Ep. 94: The Lodge: “The Tale of the Venn Diagram of Step Mom Horror”
Ep. 93: The Ritual: “The Tale of Releasing the Krakaren”
Ep. 92: The Conjuring 2: “The Tale of Talking About Our Ghosts”
Ep. 91: Porno: “The Tale of Be Careful What You Ask For”
Ep. 90: Slumber Party Massacre: “The Tale of Snail Massacres in the Kimdom”
Ep. 89: Harpoon: “The Tale of Quarantine with a Speargun… or a Harpoon - HAHAHA”
Ep.88: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: ““The Tale of People Named Chad and What to Do About It”
Ep. 87: Repo! The Genetic Opera: “The Tale of Giles the DILF”
Ep. 86: Bliss: “A Tale of a Simpler Time on Bath Salts”
Ep. 85: A Tale of Two Sisters: “And Also A Tale of Life in the Time of Quarantine”
Ep. 84: A Quiet Place: “The Tale of ‘A Loud Place’, starring Arik Martin”
Ep. 83: Friday the 13th Part 2: “The Tale of Jason Burpsmap”
Ep. 82: A Dark Song: “A Tale of Jerry Tooneytown”
Ep. 81: American Mary: “The Tale of Arik Keeping our Stool from Falling Over”
Ep. 80: A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night: “The Tale of the 1956 Chevy… or Some Completely Other Car.”
Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones”
Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer
Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop”
Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen”
Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020”
Ep. 75: The Invitation: “The Tale of Code Red on the Kim Cult Alarm”
Ep. 74: The Evil Dead: “The Tale of Rickety Jickety Cream-Colored Turtlenecks
Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity”
Ep. 72: Anna and the Apocalypse: “The Tale of Dick the Halls with Zombie Love”
Ep. 71: SIlent Night, Deadly Night: “The Tale of Too Many Boobs”
Ep. 70: Friday the 13th: “The Tale of How The Hell Has Ketryn Not Seen This Before?”
Morbid Mini-Monday
Ep. 69: Dead Snow: “The Tale of Giraffe Birds in the Crevasse”
Morbid Mini-Monday 30: Knives Out
Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit”
Morbid Mini-Monday 29: Antebellum
Ep. 67: American Gothic: “The Tale of Where’s Paul?”
Morbid Mini-Monday 28: The Grudge
Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas”
Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man
Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers”
Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning
Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler”
Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli
Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid”
Morbid Mini-Monday 24: Rabid
Ep. 62: Halloween III: Season of the Witch: “The Tale of Det. Thomas Jeanine Atkins Ph.D”
Morbid Mini-Monday 23: The Lodge
Ep. 61: Happy Birthday to Me: “The Tale of Killer Whiskey”
Morbid Mini-Monday 22: #AllTheHorror with Frigay the 13th
Ep. 60: Ready or Not: “The Tale of the 9-1-1 Seamstress”
53: Morbid Mini-Monday 21: “Candy Corn”
52: Ep. 59: Hagazussa: “The Tale of the 63 Year Old Baby”
51: Morbid Mini-Monday 20: “Gretel & Hansel”
Ep. 58: House of 1000 Corpses: “The Tale of Seasonal Fruits and Fuckstorms of Murder”
Morbid Mini-Monday 19: “Three From Hell”
Ep. 57: Night of the Creeps: “The Tale of Thrill Me with some ASMR”
50: Morbid Mini-Monday 18: “Mary”
Ep. 56: The Autopsy of Jane Doe: “The Tale of Thou Cannot Kill This Bitch”
Morbid Mini-Monday 17: “Artik”
Ep. 55: Tales from the Crypt Episode 1 & 2: “The Tale of How I Get Me Gettins”
Morbid Mini-Monday 16: “Don't Let Go”
Ep. 54: Spring: “The Tale of Squid Love”
Morbid Mini-Monday 15: “Ready or Not”
Ep. 53: Killer Klowns from Outer Space: “The Tale of the Death of Miranda Rights”
Morbid Mini-Monday 14: “The Lighthouse”
Ep. 52: Jacob’s Ladder: “The Tale of the Return of 80s Ghost”
Morbid Mini-Monday 13: “Satanic Panic”
Ep 51: Midsommar: “The Tale of the Whole Baguette”
Morbid Mini-Monday 12: “The Nightingale”
Ep. 50: It (1990): “The Tale of #SaveBev” PART 2
Ep. 50: It (1990): “The Tale of #SaveBev” PART 1
Morbid Mini-Monday 11: “They're Inside”
Ep. 49: The Perfection: “The Tale of Hearth Cross Buns”
Morbid Mini-Monday 10: "Livestream for the Cure with The Epic Film Guys"
Ep. 48: Unsane: “The Tale of BJs for the King”
Morbid Mini-Monday 09: “Scream Resurrection”
Ep. XLVII: Apostle: “The Tale of Root Face Burpsmap”
Morbid Mini-Monday 08: “Annabelle Comes Home”
Ep. 46: Sleepaway Camp: “The Tale of the Eclectic and Marvelous Wardrobe of Short Shirt”
Morbid Mini-Monday 07: “Child’s Play”
Ep. 45: Bad Samaritan: “The Tale of David Tennant Can’t Save Every Movie”
Morbid Mini-Monday 06: "Doctor Sleep"
Ep. 44: Poltergeist: “The Tale of the True Clown of Horror”
Morbid Mini-Monday 05: "The Dead Don’t Die"
Ep. 43: Ouija: Origin of Evil: “The Tale of Creepy Crap Bag Kids”
Morbid Mini-Monday 04: "Midsommar"
Ep. 42: Emelie: “The Tale of 'Gina Holes Out - Tits Up”
Morbid Mini-Monday 03: "The Odds"
Ep. 41: House of Wax (1953): “The Tale of Happy Corporeal Birthday, Sir Vincent Price!”
Morbid Mini-Monday 02: "Brightburn"
Ep. 40: Summer of ‘84: “The Tale of Peek-a-Boobs”
Morbid Mini-Monday 01: "It: Chapter Two"
39: Ep. 39: Us: “The Tale of The Fitted Burpsmap”
38: Ep. 38: REC: “The Tale of -- Yo! I’m Reportin’ Here!”
37: Ep. 37: Let The Right One In: “The Tale of Big Milk”
36: Ep. 36: Terrifier: “The Tale of the Warehouse of Requirement”
35: Ep. 35: The Forest: “The Tale of There Ain’t No S’mores in this Forest, Bitch”
34: Ep. 34: April Fool’s Day: “The Tale of Muffy, Buffy, and Mary O’Reilly O’Shea O’Nikki”
33: Ep. 33: The Witch in the Window: “The Tale of Early 90’s Ghosts in Hammer Pants”
32: Ep. 32: Mandy: “The Tale of Your Formal Invitation to Kim & Ket’s Plaster of Plaris Craft Night”
31: Ep. 31: Leprechaun 2: “The Tale of Marrying for Leppy Gold”
30: Ep. 30: Revenge: “The Tale of Killin’ Scrotes”
29: Ep. 29: Honeymoon: “The Tale of Pirate Porn and HoneyKim”
28: Ep. 28: Angel Heart: “The Tale of Dick Porter and the Wife Respecters”
27: Ep. 27: My Bloody Valentine: “The Tale of FOMO at BoneCon”
26: Ep. 26: Hellraiser: “The Sexy Tale of Goop Body and British Shoulder Pads”
25: Ep. 25: Annihilation: “The Tale of Bechdel Tests on the Jurassic Park Toilet”
24: Ep. 24: 47 Meters Down: “The Tale of MAJOR TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES Under The Sea”
23: Ep. 23: Exorcist III: “The Tale of Detective Burns”
22: Ep. 22 CAM: “The Tale of Fancy Girls Live in the DVD Store”
21: Ep. 21 The Orphanage: “The Tale of Double Dings and Wooden Toys”
20: Ep. 20 Black Christmas (2006): “The Tale of Baltimore County Mansion Brothels”
19: Ep. 19 Krampus: “The Tale of National Lampoon’s Christmas Bullm’n”
18: Ep. 18 The Babysitter: “The Tale of Intergalactic Cheerleaders in the Carport”
17: Ep. 17 Happy Death Day: “The Tale of Having Been There”
16: Ep. 16 The Wicker Man: “The Tale of Icolas Age”
15: Ep. 15 Halloween 2018: “The Tale of Trespantsing on The Queen”
14: Ep. 14 Train to Busan: “The Tale of Baby’s 1st Zombie Apocalypse”
13: Ep. 13 The Purge: Election Year: “The Tale of YOU BETTER HAVE EFFING VOTED”
12: Ep. 12 Trick ‘r Treat: “The Tale of Burpsmap and Princess Wilkens”
11: Ep. 11 Suspiria: “The Tale of the Velvet Walls”
10: Ep. 10 Halloween: “The Tale of Blue Oyster Tacos
9: Ep. 9: Ginger Snaps: “The Tale of Helicopter Ketryn”
8: Ep. 8: The Killing of a Sacred Deer: “The Tale of a Sacred Sponge Bob”
7: Ep. 7: Deliverance: “The Tale of Burt Reynolds’ Arms”
6: Ep. 6: The Open House: “The Tale of Horror from 2-5 on a Sunday”
5: Ep. 5: The Skeleton Key: “The Tale of How you do the Hoodoo that you do”
4: Ep. 4: I am the Pretty Thing that Lives in the House: “The Tale of the Hanging Chair”
3: Ep. 3: An American Haunting: “The Tale of Sassy and The Patriarchy”
2: Ep. 2: The Boy: “The Tale of the Magic Towel”
1: Ep. 1: Green Room: “The Tale of Dirt Bag Band and Butt Boy”