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Late To The Table — 452 episodes
Ep 443 Last of the Mohicans: The N.A.T.T.Y. System
Ep. 442 School Ties: No Balloons For The Holy Spirit
Ep. 441 Underworld: Team Walk-Into-The-Ocean
Ep. 440 Bring It On: Finger B*ng Scholarship
Ep.439 Bottle Rocket: Simply Stencils
Ep. 438 Fast X: Mambo No. God's Eye-ve
Ep. 437 Wild Strawberries: George Lucas Has Pierced The Veil
Ep. 436 Chocolat: Zero Calorie Shark Jizz
Ep. 435 Vanilla Sky: Neapolitan-Net-Month-Year-Time
Ep. 434 Congo: Laura Linney with a Laser
Ep. 433 The Adventures of Robin Hood: Net-baiting
Ep. 432 The 13th Warrior: Macro Level Husbandry
Ep. 431 Nomadland: Honesty Pistol
Ep. 430 A Knight's Tale: Joust Coin
Ep. 429 Network: Poison Cup Butt Chug
Ep. 428 Spartacus: Gorilla Tactics
Ep. 427 Blade: Open Source Almanac
Ep. 426 2025, A Year In Review: Year Of The Midrange Uncle
Ep. 425 Perfect Blue: '97 Tech Jump Scares
BONUS Captain Eo: A Holiday Miracle
Ep. 424 Eyes Wide Shut: Alexa, Play That Gregorian Sex Music
Ep. 423 Apollo 13: Totally InVESTED
Ep. 422 Footloose: Gloves Are Permanence
Ep. 421 Tremors: Tik Tok Grandpa
Ep. 420 Rosemary's Baby: The Devil's Hot Tub
Ep. 419 Misery: What If Pigs Had Guns On Their Head?
Ep. 418 The Sting: C3P0 Sprintin'`
Ep. 417 Rush Hour: Stepped On By An Elf Queen
Ep. 416 Breathless: Incel Romcom
Ep. 416 Breathless: Incel Romcom
Ep. 415: The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!: Mr. Bean With A Gun
Ep. 414 Midnight Run: In Flight Starscream Portrait
Ep. 413 Midnight Cowboy: Kool-Aid Fish Tank
Ep. 412 Pitch Black: Redumbtion Arc
Ep. 411 Now You See Me: The Brown Eye Of Horus
Ep. 410 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story: Mustafar Bachelor Pad
Ep. 410 Rogue One: A Star Wars Story: Mustafar Bachelor Pad
Ep. 409 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Big Librarian
Ep. 409 Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Big Librarian
Ep. 408 Fistful of Dollars:Wild Arms Well Pisser
Ep. 407 Alien vs. Predator: Bokobin Engines
Ep. 406 Memento: Dead Wife Grindset
Ep. 405 Big Hero 6: Baemaxing
Ep. 404 The Crow: Branding Logic Not Found
Ep. 403 Twilight: Snooki Ass Vampires
Ep. 402 The Lighthouse: Scrimshaw Baddies
Ep. 401 The Fast And The Furious Present: Hobbes and Shaw: Macguffin Shop
Ep. 400 2024, A Year In Review: Lost In The Sauce
Ep. 399 The Zone of Interest: Edged By Nazis
Ep. 398 Godzilla Minus One: A Manger Of Post-War Trauma
Ep. 397 Lady Bird: A Bull Market Of Hand Jobs
Ep. 396 Kiki's Delivery Service: Skibidi's Delivery Service
Ep. 395 The Birds: High Level Erotic Play
Ep. 395 The Birds: High Level Erotic Play
Ep. 394 Creature From The Black Lagoon: A Black Lagoon Christmas
Ep. 393 Anaconda:Sex Move Or Punk Band?
Ep. 392 A Few Good Men: Does Kevin Bacon Have A Boshi?
Ep. 391 My Cousin Vinny: A Whole City Of Foghorn Leghorns
Ep. 390 Attack The Block: Freddy Kruger Money-Shot
Ep. 389 Cool Runnings: Operation Arraki Freedom
Ep. 388 The Road To El Dorado: Oops All Chancellors!
Ep. 387 Troy: Pokédicks
Ep. 386 Soul: Max Rebo's Huge Dick
Ep. 385 Luca: Jack-Jack Kerouac
Ep. 384 The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe: Vertical Equator Of Hair
Ep. 383 12 Monkeys: Winnie The Pooh Murder Mystery
Ep. 382 Death Wish: Doglo Picasso
Ep. 381 Hackers: Salsa Squad
Ep. 380 Bronson: Puppet Cucking
Ep. 379 She's All That: Gabrielle Unionization
Ep. 378 Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri: Athleisure Jesus
Ep. 377 Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: Otter Poop Shamwow
Ep. 376 Escape From New York: Post-Facist, Pre-collapse Nipple Massaging
Ep. 375 Before Sunrise: That American Steakhouse Love
Ep. 374 Ghost: A Throuple Of Drywallers
Ep. 373 2023 A Year In Review
Ep. 372 King Kong (1933): Dr. Raptor MD
Ep. 371 1917: Bullet Proof Whale Tail
Ep. 370 Sicario: Roger Deakin Trail Cam
Ep. 369 Event Horizon: My Time In Space With White People
Ep. 368 Dr. Sleep: Rivendell Rocket League
Ep. 367 Leperchaun: Baby Talk Leperchaun Sex Curse
Ep. 366 Tommy Boy: It Was The NINETIES (I'll Kill You!)
Ep.365 Mission: Impossible: Frosted Tipped Bullet
Ep. 364 Twister: Psychosexual Wind Play
Ep. 363 Dunkirk: Maze Runnin' To The MAXX
Ep. 362 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Vestigial Kermit Face
Ep. 361 Midsommar: The Desire And Ability To F*** A Comet
Ep. 360 Mad Max: Full Circle (Toddler Thots)
Ep. 359 Moonlight: Intrusive Starscream Thoughts
Ep 358 Smokey And The Bandit: BC And The White Knight
Ep. 357 Pitch Perfect: One Million Girls, Half A Million Cups
Ep. 356 Moulin Rouge!: How To Stop Arbor Day
Ep. 355 Crash: Love Actually, I Have A Lot Of Black Friends
Ep. 354 Air Bud: Possession Is 9/10ths Of The Paw
Ep. 353 Brokeback Mountain: Air Bud Is The American Dream
Ep. 352 Avatar pt. 2: Na'vi Feet Pics
Ep. 351 Avatar pt. 1: Fantastic Beasts And Where To F*ck Them
Ep. 350 Dances With Wolves pt. 2: Buffalo Oreo
Ep. 349 Dances With Wolves pt 1: Air Horse One
Ep. 348 Van Wilder: 2002 Shame Scarf
Ep. 347 Animal House: Horse Puppet Thermodynamics
Ep. 347 2022, A Year In Review: My Body Of Funyuns
Ep. 346 Sleeping Beauty: Shoe Inequality
Ep. 345 Vertigo: Debutante Body Cams
Ep. 344 The Thing: And The Roscoe Goes To…
Ep. 343 The Rocky Horror Picture Show: Peat Coats To The Center Of The Earth
Ep. 343 Hotel Transylvania: Batchode
Ep. 341 The Conjuring: The Wet Bandits Of Yom Kippur
Ep. 340 Police Academy: Layer Cake Of Lies
Ep. 339 Pirates Of The Caribbean, On Stranger Tides: Pack Your Bags And Move To Gleep Glorp
Ep. 338 Alien 3: Xenomorph Trick Shots
Ep. 337 Conan The Destroyer: Ain't No FantaCSI
Ep. 336 Swiss Army Man: Woods Porn Humidor
Ep. 335: The Rocketeer: Timothy Dalton Standard Operating Procedure
Ep. 335 Dirty Harry: Corpse Laden Dick Rocket
Ep. 334 Independence Day: Randy Quaid's Infinite Star Children
Ep. 333 Black Swan: Kill Yourself University
Ep. 332 Oliver & Company: Goodship Lollipopping
Ep. 331 F9:Optimus Subprime Mortgage Loans
Ep. 330 Armageddon: Kurt Russell Is The Light Of The Valinor
Ep. 329 The Notebook: E for Enabler
Ep. 328 The Fly: J. Jonah Jameson's Penis Cage
Ep. 327 Amistad: Frame Perfect Boobies
Ep. 326 Train to Busan: Nic Cage Flailing
Ep. 325 8 Mile: Rap Vision of the Future
Ep. 324 The Green Mile: Good Snake Powers
Ep. 323: Eastern Promises: Doogie Howser Vape Juice
Ep. 322 Heat: Michael Mann Infinity Gauntlet
Ep. 321 2021 A Year In Review: A Year Of Joel Edergtons
Ep. 320 Howl's Moving Castle: Sephiroth Granny Fetish
Ep. 319 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation: Joff Bozos, A Christmas Carol
Ep. 318 My Best Friend's Wedding: Sleek, Sexy, Giamatti Legs
Ep. 317 The Iron Giant: Mad Max Awareness Month
Ep. 316 It Follows: Blue Whale Sex Loophole
Ep. 315 Paranormal Activity: Batman Adoption Criteria
Ep. 314: Oceans 11: A Battalion of Stripper Cops
Ep. 313: The Mask: That Donkey Kong Liquor License
Ep. 312 Cowboy Bebop: May Cause Severe Anal Leakage
Ep. 311 Stand By Me: Maine Cinematic Universe
Ep. 310 Minority Report: Bayou Bond And The Precogators
Ep. 309 The Wiz: The John Wickzard Of Oz
Ep. 308 The French Connection: A Bob Hoskins Wolverine At Popeyes
Ep. 307 Kingsmen, The Secret Service: People Be Horny
Ep.306 Clue: Male Gaze Powers, ACTIVATE
305: Kung Fu Panda: Don Bluth, Smut Consultant
304: School of Rock: Andy Serkis' CGI Tears, "I Can't Mo-Cap My Pain Away…"
303: Training Day: R2-What He Has 2
302: Fate of the Furious: Genre Chameleon
Ep. 301 Seven Samurai (Part Two): Grandma War Crime
Ep. 300 Seven Samurai (Part One): A Village of William H. Macys
Ep. 299 Se7en: Spaghetti Trap House
Ep. 298 Logan's Run: Racist Utopia
Ep. 298 Logan's Run: Racist Utopia
Ep. 297 Platoon: Snickerdoodle Planking
Ep. 296 The Town: Ben Affleck Nursery Themes
Ep. 295 Akira: Agrabah Magical Forensics
Ep. 294 2020, A Year In Review: TNT Standards
Ep. 293 Rankin & Bass Christmas Special Combo: Rudolph's Sexual Awakenin
Ep. 292 Grave Of The Fireflies: Death Note's Death Boat's Death Goat
Ep. 291 Joker: Art Deco Supercomputer
Ep. 290 Glory: Fiverr For Racists
Ep. 289 I Know What You Did Last Summer: James Earl Jones' Sexy Teen Body
Ep. 287 Friday The 13th Pt. 2: A Very Jizzy Adventure
Ep. 286 Dune (1984): The 7 Herbs And Spices Must Flow
Ep. 286 Quarantini: Nerding In The Time Of Covid
Ep. 285 Air Force One: Who Kidnapped Who?
Ep. 284 Jurassic Park: Sean Bean-ing
Ep. 283 Kill Bill Vol. 2: The Kennel Club
Ep. 282 Kill Bill Vol. 1: Assassin Hot Or Not
Ep. 281 The Terminator: The Wayans Paradox
Ep. 280 Ghostbusters: A Boo-tique Industry
Ep. 279 Tombstone: Long-Term-Stealth-Geico-Marketing
Ep. 278 Nightcrawler: Joker White Privilege
Ep 277 Jumanji: Hemsworth OR Gollum?
Ep. 276 Good Will Hunting: David Blaine's Magic Tears
Ep. 275 Furious 7: AOL Orbital Beam
Ep. 274 When Harry Met Sally: Les Stroud Would Do Well In Central Park
Ep.273 Jerry Macguire: The Ol' Felt Handshake
Ep. 272 The Usual Suspects: Lawyer House
Ep. 271 Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery: Roger Moore 2, more Moore
Ep. 270 The Great Escape (part 2): Pseudo Science Propaganda Machine
Ep. 269 Late To The Tabletop: Backdoor Pilot!
Ep. 268 The Great Escape (part 1): Nick Cannon's Variety Hour
Ep. 267 Fantasia: Impregnated by Yondu-Zeus...Again
Ep. 266 Raging Bull: The Vaporizer
Ep. 265 2019, A Year In Review: World Wide Grifts
Ep.264 The Rise Of Skywalker: OG D2 And The Dirty Bird
Ep. 263 The Santa Clause: An RTS Cyberpunk Christmas
Ep. 262 Dr. Who: Time of The Doctor: On a Long Enough Timeline…
Ep. 261 Home Alone 2: Lost In New York: Pornmiser
Ep. 260 The Polar Express: Reindolf Antler
Ep. 259 Murder On The Orient Express (1974): Murder Groupon
Ep. 258 Anastasia: Princess Dollars
Ep. 257 Snowpiercer: Sauna Hallways
Ep. 256 Army of Darkness: Necronomicon HR
Ep. 255 Hocus Pocus: Incestuous Cat Universe
Ep. 254 Halloween: Dick Army, I Choose You!
Ep. 254 Halloween: Dick Army, I Choose You!
Ep. 253 Child's Play: Malcolm Galdwell's 10,000 Hours Of Skip-It
Ep. 252 National Treasure: Nic Cage Blood Magic
Ep. 251 Bridge On The River Kwai: Ska Werewolves (pt. 2)
Ep. 250 Bridge On The River Kwai: Ham Hock Christening (pt. 1)
Ep. 249 Pretty In Pink: Vignettes Of White Privilege
Ep. 248 (500) Days of Summer: Brown Sound and Bear Claw
Ep. 247 Juno: Safe, Consensual Ham-Play
Ep. 246 Garden State: Thanks Obamamon!
Ep. 245 Revenge Of The Nerds: DagoBAAAAAH
Ep. 244 The Mighty Ducks: MC Gainey Is A Gateway Drug
Ep. 243: That Thing You Do!: Pearl Harbor Cannibal Beach Party
Ep. 242 Timecop: High Timecop
Ep. 241 A League Of Their Own: Oompa Loompa Unionization
Ep. 240 Bloodsport: Ghosts In The Ocean
Ep. 239 Conan The Barbarian: This Is Why We're #3
Ep. 238 Weekend At Bernie's: Chocobo Eugenics
Ep. 237 Fast & Furious 6: Dunkaroo Johnson and the Buff Ducks
Ep. 236 Deliverance: Al Kkkaeda's Gator Wranglin'
Ep. 235 Punch Drunk Love: Zangriefing
Ep. 234 The Wedding Singer: 1414 Carlito's Way
Ep. 234 Grown Ups: Support Your Local Jesus
Ep. 233 Billy Madison: Turgid Bird Dick
Ep. 232 The Land Before Time: The Dino Wire
Ep. 231 Avengers: Endgame: Chill Cabin(s)
Ep. 230 Dumbo: Howard Fuckface, Attorney At Law
Ep. 229: Cool Hand Luke: What Title?
Ep. 228: Do The Right Thing: Are Owls Mammals?
I Am Queens Boulevard! Ep. 40: The Resurrection
Ep. 226 Muppet Treasure Island: Lil' Young Squire Trelawney
Ep. 225 Enter The Dragon: Gillette Infinity Blade
Ep. 224 Silence Of The Lambs: Storage Warslock
Ep. 223 The Birdcage: 2 Billion Jeb Bushes
Ep. 222 Dallas Buyers Club: Grayskull Buyers Club
Ep. 221 All Dogs Go To Heaven: Marmaduke, You Grim Slave Master
Ep. 220 Highlander: Diaper Golem
Ep. 219 Remember The Titans: Cookbook Of The Damned
Ep. 218 Big Fish: Eat Your Poop And Live Forever
Ep. 217 Cape Fear: Fiveskin
Ep. 216 Fast Five: Revenge Is A Fine Subclause
Ep. 215 The Incredible Hulk (2008): Party Man vs. The Incredulous Hulk
Ep. 214 A Year In Review, 2018: Tragedy Parade
Ep. 213 Jingle All The Way: The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Sinbad
Ep. 212 The Muppet Christmas Carol: It's Been A Tough Year For Rizzo
Ep. 211 My Neighbor Totoro: Peak Sawa
Ep. 210 Home Alone: Police or Santa?
Ep. 209 John Wick: Yoda Dafoe
Ep.208 The Matrix Revolutions: Cloud Atlas Contact High
Ep. 207 The Matrix Reloaded: Grovering
Ep. 206 The Matrix: Novematrix!
Ep. 205 Hellraiser: Blood Bank Superman II Schemes
Ep, 204 Dawn Of The Dead: Unequivocally, Probably
Ep. 203 Evil Dead II: Ent Pube Nest
Ep. 202 The Purge: Doomba
Ep. 201 West Side Story (pt. 2): Don't Marry Peepy Dwarf
Ep. 200 West Side Story (pt. 1): Make The Whole World Chatroulette
Ep. 199 The Sandlot: 4th Dimension Of Dildos
Ep. 198 Gleaming The Cube: The Quad-Venn Diagram Of Bad Movies
Ep. 197 The Devil Wears Prada: Fashion Serpico
Ep. 196 Moonrise Kingdom: Ass-Tricks Gary
Ep. 195 Hoosiers: Pornhub Statistics
Ep. 194 Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension: Hong Kong LeBron
Ep. 193 Interview With The Vampire: Cam Pire's Camp Pyre Campire
Ep. 192 Stripes: You've Got Yourself A Hell Of A Boss Nass
Ep. 191 Pleasantville: Digital Trust Fall
Ep. 190 Weird Science: 1980s Blackface
Ep. 189 Kindergarten Cop: Keyser Soze Of The Hamster World
Ep. 188 Say Anything: Sephiroth Dodo Bird
Ep. 187 The Gospel Of Mark: Messiah-Blaster
Ep. 186 Lethal Weapon 2: Sam Jackson's A Muppet Christmas Carol (Starring Bruce Willis)
Ep. 185 The Godfather Part II (Part II): Ham To Fist
Ep. 184 The Godfather Part II (Part I): Grandpa Fart Face
Ep. 183: Rocky IV: Robots, Golden Retrievers, and You.
Ep. 182 Sister Act 2: Back In The Habit: Norwegian Business Boys
Ep. 181 Die Hard With A Vengeance: Hans Grubber
Ep. 180 Fast & Furious: Tragedy Musicals
Ep. 179 Avengers: Infinity War: So Many Spoilers
Ep. 178 Predator 2: 100 Acre Woods Tenement Building
Ep. 177 Rambo: First Blood pt. 2: Racism For Fun And Profit
Ep. 176 The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly : The Ballad Of Colonel Ferrari (Part 2)
Ep. 175 The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly : The Canary Of Rape Culture (Part 1)
Ep. 174 Pretty Woman: Rogen To Rogan
Ep. 173 Psycho: Bate And Switch
Ep. 172 Rocky III: Stories Of The Animal Kingdom
Ep. 171 Beetlejuice: Skidooing Technology
Ep. 170 Sister Act: Pomeranian Ghost Hell
Ep. 169 Groundhog Day: Alphabetically Jerking Off
Ep. 168 Old Boy: Xback Steakhouse
Ep. 167 Spider-Man 2: 3-5 P's
Ep. 166 Thelma And Louise: 60% Water Shortage
Ep. 165 Commando: Fistor
Ep. 163 Dirty Dancing: Catskill Game Farm
Ep. 163 Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl: Black Pearl Ham
Ep. 162 2017: A Year In Review
Ep. 161 Lethal Weapon: Reindeer Press Conference
Ep. 160 The Last Jedi: The Rule Of #2
Ep. 159 Titanic: Tragedy Bounce Houses
Ep. 158 The Lord Of The Rings (1978): Mr. Kettlepotts
Ep. 157 The Sound Of Music (Part 2): Baby You Can Drive My Car
Ep. 156 The Sound Of Music (Part 1): 1930s Sonos
Ep. 155 Wonder Woman: A Surprising Amount Of Monkey
Ep 154 The Shawshank Redemption: The Cinnabun Challenge
Ep 153 The Blair Witch Project: Plymouth Rock Map-Based Adventures
Ep. 152 The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974): Cow Pasture Of Ableism
Ep. 151 Carrie: I THINK I Know Why The Cage Bird Sings
Ep. 150 12 Angry Men: Winnie The Pooh Home Invasion
Ep. 149 Flash Gordon (1980): Everything's Comin' Up Hitler!
Ep. 148 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest: Fluger
Ep. 147 Teen Wolf: We Run This Town (In A Very Technical Sense)
Ep. 146 Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb: Who Is The Mallard?
Ep. 145 Heathers: Seinfeld Unabomber
Ep. 144 Gremlins 2: The New Batch: Spitting In God's Eye
Ep 143 Her: Garfield Autoerotic Asphyxiation
Ep. 142 Fast Times At Ridgemont High: Judge Reinhold Works In A Pirate Restaurant (Pound Cake)
Ep 141: Road House: The Tom Cruise School Of Escalation
Ep. 140 Pee Wee's Big Adventure: Overthrow Justice
Ep. 139 Superman (1978): Justice League HR
Ep. 138 Planet Of The Apes: Crazy Jizz Demon
Ep. 137 Serpico: Saw Lite
Ep. 136 The Godfather: Al Pachinko (Part 2)
Ep. 135 The Godfather: Moonin' Brando (Part 1)
Ep. 134 Dick Tracy: 2 Fingers, The Apparatus
Ep. 133 An American Tale: Less Of A Metaphor, More Of Infanticide
Ep. 132 Who Framed Roger Rabbit: There Are A Lot Of Issues With The Phrase Pooh Sticks
Ep. 131 The Dark Crystal: I Am Still Emperor
Ep. 130 Room: Megablocks In Hell
Ep. 129 The Boondock Saints: Zac Efron's Manatee Steaks
Ep. 128 Three Men And A Baby: Less Of A Service…More Of A Crime
Ep. 127 Batman Returns: Robo-Penguins From The Bible
Ep. 126 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift: Elephant Hitler
Ep. 125 Singin' In The Rain: Musical Megazord
Ep. 124 American Psycho: Doctors Of Jizz Linguistics
Ep. 123 The Breakfast Club: Trix Rabbit Don't Wear No Clothes
Ep. 122 First Blood: A Moderate Robotic Penis
Ep. 121 Unbreakable: Mass Grave Potluck
Ep. 120 The Fugitive: Unless That Orphan Is Batman
Ep. 119 2 Fast 2 Furious: Zordon Ponzi Scheme
Ep. 118 Pink Floyd, Dark Side Of The Moon: Mostly Bear F*cking
Ep. 117 Spaceballs: Racist Jizz Pizza
Ep. 116 Speed: Apex Level Sociopath
Ep. 115 The Babadook: Mouth Cuts Aren't Sexy
Ep. 114 Requiem For A Dream: A-Team With Disabilities
Ep. 113 Dazed And Confused: Teat O' The Sixties
Ep. 112 American Graffiti: Fetlife
Ep. 111 Grease: No Federal Butt Database
Ep. 110 Willow: The Marc Summers Of Narnia
Ep. 109 2016: A Year In Review
Ep. 108 Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: Two Guys Who Kind Of Remember The Plot Of A Movie
Ep. 107 The Karate Kid: There's No Karate Adult
Ep. 106 A Bronx Tale: A Dolphin Tale
Ep. 105 The Grand Budapest Hotel: The Grapes Of Raptor
Ep. 104 Con Air: 11/11, Never Forget
Ep. 103 Idiocracy: Luchador Robots
Ep. 102 Airplane!: A Dark Tale Of Penis And Vagina
Ep. 101 Lawrence Of Arabia pt. 2: Peter O'Toole; Trickster God
Ep. 100 Lawrence Of Arabia; Part 1: Tactical Weeping
Ep. 99 The Evil Dead: Florida
Ep. 98 Friday The 13th: White Christmas
Ep. 97 Night Of The Living Dead: Dr. Zombie Luther King Jr.
Ep. 96 Caddyshack: Nipple Dissolve
Ep. 95 The Hurt Locker: The Fart Locker
Ep. 94 Winter's Bone: Ruth's Chris Steak House
Ep. 93 Lost In Translation: A Voltron Aimed At Greenpeace
Ep. 92 Sleepless In Seattle: Square-Ass Boobies
Ep. 91 Dead Poets Society: Carpe Diem Is NOT Consent
Ep. 90 The NeverEnding Story: Irony Hydra
Ep. 89 Batman: A Year's Supply Of Roofies
Ep. 88 Schindler's List: Gotta Catch 'Em All!
Ep. 87 Clueless: Corgis…Forever
Ep. 86 Beverly Hills Cop: 4th Of July Bummer Fest!
Ep. 85 Watership Down: Rabbit Moses
Ep. 84 Coming To America: James Earl Jones: War Criminal?
Ep. 83 Girl, Interrupted: Nazi Tramp Stamp
Ep. 82 Close Encounters Of The Third Kind: Richard Dreyfuss Is On PCP
Ep. 81 Bullitt: A Sewer Of His Own Design
Ep. 80 16 Candles: Mr. T And His Fantastic Goat Schemes
Ep. 79 Primer: Amazing Time Boner
Ep. 78 Philadelphia: My Baloney Has A First Name And It's Justice
Ep. 77 Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid: What If I Was Also Han Solo?
Ep. 76 Gone With The Wind: Still Windin' After All These Years (Part 2)
Ep. 75 Gone With The Wind: Gone With The F*ckin' Wind! (Part 1)
Ep. 74 American Pie: This Is Exactly What It Looks Like
Ep. 73 10 Things I Hate About You: You Might Be A Rapist
Ep. 72 Can't Hardly Wait: Late 90's Teen-Sex-Comedy-Month
Ep. 71 Scarface: Clacker Syndrome
Ep. 70 Trainspotting: Corrupt Data
Ep. 69 Three Kings: Cow Poke
Ep. 68 Bad Boys II: Michael Bay, Secret Genius
Ep. 67 Die Hard 2: Die Harder: Die Harderer
Ep. 66 2015: A YEAR IN REVIEW
Ep. 65 Rocky II: Permanent Popeye
Ep. 64 Aliens: SEQUEL'S MONTH!
Ep. 63 The Shining: Brown Sound
Ep. 62 Galaxy Quest: The Matt Stafford Of Movies
Ep. 61 E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial: No Loose Ends
Ep. 60 Tron: Legends Of The Hidden Temple
Ep. 59 Bad Boys: A La Mode
Ep. 58 Boogie Nights: Dirk Diglett
Ep. 57 SPOILERS Star Wars: The Force Awakens: Catwalk Babylon SPOILERS
Ep. 56 Die Hard: The Best Episode Ever*
Ep. 55 Point Break: The Almanac of Riddick
Ep. 54 Gremlins: The Legend of Ranger Dave
Ep. 53 Mr. Holland's Opus: Highlander
Ep. 52 Casablanca: Psi Blade Dildos
Ep. 51 From Russia With Love: Homeward Bound Style
Ep. 50 Mad Max Beyond Thunder Dome: 2Pac-alypse
Ep. 49 Spirited Away: Telekinetic Date Rapist
Ep. 48 The Exorcist: Punch The Satan Out Of You
Ep. 47 Seinfeld: Time Traveling Seinfeld
Episode 46: Glengarry Glen Ross: The Avatar Of Capitalism
Ep. 45 Planes, Trains, And Automobiles: Enron Is Making A Comeback
Ep. 44 Top Gun: DANGER Zone!
Ep. 43 Labyrinth: MC Escher Rolls Deep
Ep. 42 Almost Famous: Where The Cookies At?
Ep. 41 A Nightmare on Elm Street: What IS DMX Up To?
Ep. 40 Big: Laser Taggin'
Ep. 39 Goodfellas: Mob Dawgz
Ep. 38 The Last Of Us: Like Rich Always Says
Ep. 37 Annie Hall: What Was Diane Keaton's Name Again?
Ep. 36 Leon: The Professional: He's a Pro!
Ep. 35 2001: A Space Odyssey: A 9/11 Adventure
Ep. 34 Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure: Mike And Rich's Average To Below Average Podcast
Ep. 33 The Warriors: Family Of Orphans
Ep. 31 Citizen Kane: Thug Life
Ep. 30 Tropic Thunder: Tug Rough Men
Ep. 28 Apocalypse Now: Charlie (Sheen) Is In The Bushes!
Ep. 27 Wet Hot American Summer: A Tale of Two Bros
Ep. 26 Taxi Driver: Don't Get High On Your Own Supply (Of Hookers)
Ep. 25 Mad Max, Road Warrior: Papa Gino Is A Dick
Ep. 24 Dog Day Afternoon: Capitalism Boner
Ep. 23 Starship Troopers: Intergalactic Rex Ryan
Ep. 22 The Rock: Is Anything Real?
Ep. 21 Monty Python And The Holy Grail: Capitalism By Monarchy
Ep. 20 This Is Spinal Tap: Heavy Metal Tips For Your Home And Garden
Ep. 19 The Fast And The Furious: That Ja Rule Bump
Ep.18 Fargo: William Hitler Macy
Ep. 17 Big Trouble In Little China: The 8 Corners Of Racism
Ep. 16 Predator: Blue Ranger Slurs
Ep. 15 Terminator 2/Running Man: Worse Than Hitler/Rich Is A Cookie Monster
Ep. 14 Total Recall: Spoilers For Miles
Ep. 13 Grosse Point Blank: Jeremy Piven Is A Good Friend
Ep. 12 Reservoir Dogs: Off The Reservoir
Ep. 11 Robocop: Depressingly Relevant
Ep. 10 Blade Runner: Manifest Destiny
Ep. 9 The Graduate: A Jaws Prequel
Ep. 8 Rocky: The Ballad of Spider Rico
Ep 7. Rainman: How To Die From Alcohol Poisoning
Ep. 6 A Clockwork Orange: Darth Goldblum
Ep. 5 The Hunt for Red October: Alec Baldwin Is My Spirit Wolf
BONUS Ep. The Star Wars Holiday Special
Ep. 4 Blazing Saddles: Vaseline On The Lens Of Racism
Ep. 3 Alien: Space Capitalism And You
Ep. 2 Jaws: Our Aquatic Hero
Ep. 1 Mad Max: A Parenting Guide