All Episodes
Lavender Mafia — 87 episodes
Episode 46. “Anti-Trans and Anti-Drag Bills,” Or: “Who Would Jesus Dehumanize?”
EMini(Maxi)sode 24. “Catching Up,” Or: “Get In, Loser, We’re Going…Off-Script”
Episode 45. “Reconstruction,” Or: “If You Threw The Baby Out With The Bathwater, Maybe It’s Time To Get A New Baby”
Mini(Maxi)sode 23. After Dark: “Purity Test Part II” Or: “Sometimes Success Looks Like Failing at the Right Things”
Mini(Maxi)sode 22. After Dark: “Purity Test Part I,” Or: “They Can’t Slut-Shame You If You Slut-Celebrate Yourself”
Episode 44. “Prayer,” Or: “Couldn’t This (Prayer) Meeting Have Been an Email?”
Mini(Maxi)sode 21. Q&A: “Labels Are My Second Favorite Sticky Stuff That Goes on My Chest” or “I’m Pan but I’m Still Not Into You”
Minisode 20. Q&A: “Why Should I Care About Worship Music?”
Episode 43. “Getting Sick,” Or: “My Antibody, My Choice”
Mini(Maxi)sode 19. Q&A: “How to Become a Citizen of the United States of Chromatica”
Episode 42. “Queer Prom,” Or: “Can You Believe the Genders We Wore Back Then? So Early 2000’s”
Episode 41. “Time,” Or: “If Jesus Weren’t Queer, They’d Be Back By Now”
Mini(Maxi)sode 18. After Dark: “Queer Friend Break-Ups”
Episode 40. “Evangelism,” Or: “Jesus’ Pop Diva Fan Club Members Should’ve Been Called ‘Christ-Stans’”
Minisode 17. Q&A on “Getting Re-baptized After Transitioning”
Episode 39. “Faith,” Or: “What Do I Gotta Do To Sit On It?”
Minisode 16. Q&A on “Who Should I Come Out to First?”
Episode 38. “Cults,” Or: “Kool-Aid? I Think I’ll Stick to Vodka Crans, Thanks”
Minisode 15. Listener’s Story: “Genderqueer Butch Lesbian Child of God”
Episode 37. After Dark: “God Is a Freak”
Minisode 14. Q&A on “Finding A/The One,” Or: “Jesus, Take the Wheel (on My Tinder Account)”
Episode 36. After Dark: “Kink-Shaming,” Or: “The Impossible Burger of Gay Vampirism”
Minisode 13. Listener’s Story: “Like Looking for Hay in a Stack of Needles”
Mini(Maxi?)sode 12. “The Biblical Case for Christian Polyamory,” Or: “Sometimes a Family Is a Bi King, a Straight Princess, and the King’s Gay Stepbrother”
Episode 35. “Christian Polyamory,” Or: “How Many People Can Fit Into ‘One Flesh’?”
Episode 34. After Dark: “Cheating,” Or: “Whose Bible Have You Been Sticking Your Bookmark In?”
Minisode 11. “A Very Lavender Advent: Joy and Love”
Minisode 10. “A Very Lavender Advent: Hope and Peace”
Episode 33. “Trans Day of Remembrance”
Minisode 9. “Q&A on Queer Reparations,” Or: “How to Atone for Being Kind of a Dick TBH”
Episode 32. After Dark: “Body Hair,” Or: “Otter? I Barely Know ‘Er”
Minisode 8. Listener’s Story: “I Wish I Could Bring You Some Lettuce”
Episode 31. “The Afterlife,” Or: “G-G-G-Ghosts?!”
Minisode 7. “Q&A on Accessibility in Christian Spaces,” Or: “What Good Is It If I Don’t Fit In The Opening?”
Episode 30. After Dark: “Sex Work,” Or: “Do You Think People Would Pay To Watch Me Read The Church Fathers Topless?
Minisode 6. Q&A: “If You Haven’t Been Excommunicated Yet, Keep Trying”
Episode 29. “Hell,” Or: “It’s Like a Basement for Storing Homophobes”
Minisode 5. “Q&A: “Why’s It Gotta Be Black & White?”
Episode 28. After Dark: “Sex Toys,” Or: “How You Too Can Become A Sex Cyborg”
Minisode 4: Listener’s Story: “The Good Old Southern Baptist Guilt Kool-Aid”
Episode 27: “Death,” Or: “How To Overcome Your Fear of Death With Poppers and Overpriced Vodka Sodas”
Episode 26. After Dark: “Gay Bars,” Or: “Bathroom Is Down the Hall. If You Hit the Sex Dungeon You’ve Gone Too Far”
Minisode 3: “Listener’s Story: Christian, But Not the Kind That Opposes Everything Jesus Stands For”
Episode 25: “Queering the Crucifixion,” Or: “Jesus Was A Boss Bitch”
Lav Mafia Minisode 2: “Listener’s Story: Ex-Almost-Monk Turned Witchy Spiritual Trans Poet”
Episode 24. After Dark: “Queer Dating vs. Straight Dating,” Or: “Treat Yourself To A Little Sub Bottom Bi Boy”
Episode 23. “Pride,” Or: “Mother Wants You To Wear Your Rubbers”
Episode 22. After Dark: “The Apps,” Or: “If God Were On Grindr, Would They Always Be 0 Feet Away?
Episode 21. “The Virgin Mary,” Or: “Jesus’s Mom Was A Palestinian Freedom Fighter”
LavMafia Minisode 1: “Listener Story and a Q&A,” Or: “Did You Bring Enough Liberation For The Whole Class?”
LavMafia Memorial Day Announcement
Episode 20. After Dark: “Group Sex, Part II,” or: “Jess & Jack Have A Three-Way”
Episode 19. “Queering the Incarnation,” Or: “Should You Give A Tithe From Your OnlyFans Money?”
Episode 18. After Dark: “Voyeurism & Exhibitionism” Or: “Sometimes I Think God Wishes They Didn’t Have To Watch”
Episode 17. “Queering Jesus” Or: “God Hates Figs”
Episode 16. After Dark: “Group Sex,” Or: “A Bold, New Take on Small Groups”
Episode 15. Creation or “Why Evolution Is Really Gay”
Announcement: New Lavender Mafia Format! Or: “We’re the Podcast Your Pastor Warned You About”
After Dark Ep 14. Friends With Benefits or “Maybe the Real Fornication Was the Friends We Made Along the Way”
Episode 14. Power or “Megachurches vs. the ‘Practical Magic’ House”
After Dark 13. Flirting & Seduction or “What We Learned from Olive Garden, Silence of the Lambs, and Sexting Our Friends”
Episode 13. Names and Pronouns for God or “Who’s Your Daddy? Is it God?”
After Dark Ep. 12 BDSM, Part II or “How to Become More Like Jesus Through Pain Play”
Episode 12. Statements of Faith & Creeds or: “I Got Tested for Orthodoxy, and the Results Came Back Negative”
After Dark Ep 11. Role Play or “I Want Dylan McDermott To Murder Me”
Episode 11. Shame or “What Do Christianity, Puberty, and Olive Garden Have In Common?”
After Dark Ep 10. Foreplay or “How Not To Have Sex Like A Porn Star”
Episode 10. Interfaith Relationships or “Sometimes A Family Is A Christian, A Heathen, And Their Cats”
After Dark Ep 9. Porn or "I Like Mine Ethically-Sourced...But Not Cage-Free"
Episode 9. Queer Confidence or “Love Yourself As You Love Your Neighbor”
After Dark Ep 8. Pre-Marital Sex or “Why God’s OK with Your Slut Phase”
Episode 8. Gender Expression or “How to Embrace Your Inner Sissy/Butch”
After Dark Ep 7. Masturbation Or: “If You Can’t Love Yourself…”
Episode 7. "The Wrong Kind of Gay"
After Dark Ep6. Purity Culture Or “How Billy Graham Made Us Gayer”
Episode 6. “Imagining a Better, Queerer World”
After Dark Ep 5. “I Need Sexual Heal(th)ing”
Episode 5. Desire or "What You Really, Really Want"
After Dark Ep4. Sex and Disability
Episode 4. Marriage
After Dark Ep3. Tops and Bottoms
Episode 3. Gender
After Dark Ep2. BDSM
Episode 2. Family
After Dark Ep1. Best & Worst
Episode 1. Being Queer and Christian
Introducing Lavender Mafia
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