All Episodes
Less Talk, More Monkey from Archie McPhee — 79 episodes
New products for 2021
New Product Bonanza! Featuring Meditating Bigfoot and Racing Tardigrades
Why PayPal wouldn't let us sell a Tardigrade Ornament
Pat Cashman from Almost Live!
We're Back! New products, social distancing and replacements for smiles
Quarantine edition! Video meetings, what we're enjoying, and a penny whistle
Finger Finger: Sounds good, looks bad
Pee-wee happened! We got to meet Paul Reubens
Which Archie McPhee product are you?
Finger sporks, pickle jelly beans, and a dancing turnip
We Make Weird! Our all company meeting, pies and a haunted tea kettle
Spooky Loopholes
2019 in review! Plus Allee Willis, Jeopardy, and mysterious centaur paintings
Archie McPhee on NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt
Thumb hats and the "ya dumb" controversy
Scary vegetables and transforming escalators
Tasting Candy Canes and House of Wax
Sighs, Chicken and Vans
The Archie McPhee Book: Who Would Buy This?
Local Kooks!
The Rubber Chicken Dress Episode
The Return of CoCo: I've got a favor to ask you and you're not going to like it
BONUS EPISODE: What makes a monster discussion
Inspiration and Archie McPhee: Monsters, thrifting and marketing
Atlas Obscura and New Products!
The Rusty Blazenhoff Episode! Marshmallow Fluff, Children's Fairyland, and Electric Dreams
Sticknic 2019! Bibo, colorful gas from hip and Nancy Leson
Pride, tiki, and gas masks
New products, Ireland, and you can't see through finger puppets
50th Episode! Some of our favorite episodes and moments...
Weird stuff! We talk about a few strange bits of pop culture
Bigfoot, Mothman and Superfans!
Bibo's feet and an Archie McPhee gameshow
BONUS: Take your kids to work day!
Archie McPhee and trouble: Torpedoes, smoking babies, and crank phone calls
Drawing Bigfoot and rhyming about dead flies
April Fools Day: Dental floss for cats and toast that needs to talk to you
What's new? New products, explosions at a TV studio and the gassy f word
Burrowing Gravid Bugaboos and Popcorn Underpants: More fake Archie McPhee products
Your questions! Listening at half-speed and how many Bibo is enough Bibo?
Ideas we didn't do: Boil and pop, salt licks and kids drinking poison (don't do it)
Things we like that most people don't like
Products we don't like: Toilet seat covers, smelly mustaches, and golf gum
Creative meeting, Molotov crawdads, and SNAFU kielbasa
Meeting notes, snow pictures and clown eggs
Chicken glitter, pie puns, and the first new products of 2019
Pug Jesters, Bead-bo, and Pictures of Web Pages in Catalogs
Bibo, Keenan and Pop Culture!
Year in Review 2018!
Mark Pahlow on Jabba Jam, Ant Watches and Mail Order Baby Kits
(The Sold Out) Superfan Subscription and Werewolf Swatters: Listen for first dibs on a limited offer!
Christmas and Archie McPhee: Santa Pigeon Riding an Ostrich
Halloween recap 2018!
Bibo! We Discuss a God Monster With Intelligence
The Beginnings of Archie McPhee! The Founder of Archie McPhee, Mark Pahlow, Talks About the Roots of Archie McPhee
Less Talk, More Monsters! We take a break from novelties to talk about horror movies
Our Creative Process, Spiders in Your Ears, and Mad Magazine
Mac and Cheese Candy Canes Go Viral and Canned Clams
Opening a Treasure Box: Pullback Sharks, Oversized Teeth and Blowing Up the Earth
Clamdy Canes, Fly Widows and the Wallingford Beast
Customer Letters! The Post Office, Gene Shalit, and Einstein's Theory of Relativity
Horse Head Squirrel Feeder: Humiliating, Feed and Making Squirrels Go Viral
Taking a picture of unicorn in a unitard on a unicycle
Monsters, Loafman and Cheeks in a Box! The Steve Q episode
The New First Episode! We introduce ourselves and the company
Nancy Leson joins us for Sticknic, Shredded Money and Monkey Models
Father's Day again approaches, forget a tie and touch some roaches...
More from 1996/1997: Frog Chefs, Fake Rock Trauma, and Dogs Playing Blackjack
Catalog 46 from 1996/1997: Cockroaches, Toilet Paper and Cannibalism
The Fuzz Action Figure, Radioactive Secret Santa and Threepence
Bacon, More Bacon and a Bearded Dragon
Mail-Order Mysteries, Dracula Dirt and Inflatable Lady Legs with Kirk Demarais
Bigfoot: Pizza Boxes, Richard III, and Braco the Gazer
Yodelling Pickle: Yodels, cackles and that guy from Barney Miller
Rubber Chickens, Ghost Invitations and Clown Graveyards
Handerpants: Underpants for your hands are not sexy
Rubber Chicken Museum: You can't touch a chicken through Twitter.
Finger Hands: Tiny hands commit tiny crimes
The Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats: What if cats had a grunge band?