All Episodes
Literary Masters — 64 episodes
Episode 56: House of Night - Hair For a House
Episode 55: House of Night - Silence of the Baby Farm
Episode 54: House of Night - A Week Was Not Enough
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Episode 53: House of Night - Please clap.
Episode 52: House of Night - I'm doxing my mom!
Episode 51: House of Night - Big Grandma Redbird's Bulging Biceps
Episode 50: Warm Bodies - Keel Team 6 & the J-Dog
Episode 49: Warm Bodies - Oh my god, Grigio's a wine!
Episode 48: Warm Bodies - Where did she get a hedge trimmer!?
Episode 47: Warm Bodies - ...
Episode 46: Maximum Ride - We're not finishing Maximum Ride.
Bonus Episode 6 - Boobs, Bush, & B-Roll
Episode 45: Maximum Ride - Shocked Pikachu Face
Episode 44: Maximum Ride - The Obama Episode
Bonus Episode 5 - My Best Friend Gabby
Episode 43: Maximum Ride - I have a girlfriend!
Episode 42: Maximum Ride - Are Horse Girls Freaky?
Episode 41: Maximum Ride - That Was a Joke.
Episode 40: Maximum Ride - Drink Every Time Iggy is Blind
Bonus Episode 4 - JK Rowling & Trans Rights (Again)
Episode 39: Maximum Ride - That doesn't make any sense, James Patterson!
Episode 38: Maximum Ride - They're a Them, You're a Them
Episode 37: Maximum Ride - Who Names a Child After a Fart?
Episode 36: Twilight - This Is The End (...of Twilight)
Episode 35: Twilight - He's...he's all up on that neck.
Episode 34: Twilight - 2,364 Heartbeats Later...
Episode 33: Twilight - Poorly Covering Linkin Park
Episode 32: Twilight - Angela's Dressing Room Fantasies
Episode 31: Twilight - Carlisle's Bag of Morals
Episode 30: Twilight - Quit Your Job (Part III)
Episode 29: Twilight - Ronald Reagan's Mind Power
Episode 28: Twilight - Why can't vampires cry?
Episode 27: Twilight - That's what the eggs are for.
Episode 26: Twilight - What do you think the eggs are for?
Episode 25: Twilight - Wanna Make Some Whoopie?
Episode 24: Twilight - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Episode 23: Twilight - The Power of 6 Altoids
Episode 22: Twilight - The 178th Podcast in Books! (...in Australia)
Episode 21: Twilight - No Kids Allowed
Episode 20: Twilight - But What If Mark Wahlberg?
Episode 19: Twilight - Is She Tough?
Bonus Episode 3 - Bleaching Carnegie Hall
Episode 18: Twilight - The Broad You Haven't Been Seeing
Episode 17: Twilight - The Broad You've Been Seeing
Bonus Episode 2 - Hot Damn! It's the Loveland Frog!
Episode 16: Twilight - This One's For Steffi
Episode 15: Twilight - The Human Debate
Episode 14: Twilight - It's the Mayonaise
Episode 13: Twilight - EVERY DAY I SEE THE RAIN
Episode 12: Twilight - Quit Your Job (Part II)
Episode 11: Twilight - We Have Your Grandparents
Episode 10: Twilight - The Official Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fan Club
Episode 9: Twilight - Sarah's Werewolf Thing
Episode 8: Twilight - Birthday Doughnuts & The VelociPastor
Episode 7: Twilight - Drive With Your Feet
Bonus Episode 1 - JK Rowling & Trans Rights
Episode 6: Twilight - Quit Your Job
Episode 5: Twilight - Cactus
Episode 4: Twilight - Wait!
Episode 3: Twilight - My Favorite Search Engine
Episode 2: Twilight - The Cullens, am I Right?
Episode 1: Twilight - Hot & Dry