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218 We Got The Wrong Stuff : Loons Lose Two & Paula Abdul's Oxygen Tank

217 You Can't Polish A Turd : Loons Lose In Seattle & Grocery Bagging Etiquette

216 Our Roster Was A Bit Thin : Loons Draw Dallas & A Petting Zoo Escape

215 No Vulgar Party Props Allowed : A Loss, A Win & The No Fun Police Spanish Edition

214 Getting Frisky In Colorado : Loons Draw The Rapids & Bad Monkey Business

213 Let's Talk About The Wolves, I Mean Loons : A Draw, A Win, & A Big Distraction

212 It's The Same Old Situation : Somebody's Back In Town, Loons Tactics & Plungers

211 Road Warriors : Loons Beat Atlanta & Monsters In The Closet

210 Bongi's Slip & Slide Adventures : Loons Beat SKC & Things You Shouldn't Call The Cops For

209 It Was A Family Sized Bucket Of Cookies : Loons Win On The Road & Drunk Vultures

208 Are The Loons More Than Meets The Eye : A Loss, Hot Fudge Sundaes & Beer Can Island

207 Meaningless Passes & Another Late Goal : Loons Draw RSL & Where Not To Go On An Airplane

206 Welp, There Goes Our Undefeated Season : Loons Fall Flat In Philly & Gators Go North

205 Off Week Musings : Loons Friendly, MNUFC2 Open Cup & She's A Firestarter

204 Welcome To Allianz Field Mr. Ramsay : Loons Beat LAFC & Rats With The Munchies

203 Do We Have To Wait Until The End : Loons Beat Orlando City & A Turtle Army

202 There's No Place Like Home : Loons Take It To The Limit To Draw Columbus

201 No Rey, No Bongi, No Problem : Loons Win The Opener & Goodbye To A Festival For Naked Men

200 Hope It Was Worth The Wait : Loons 2024 Predictions & An Explosive Bathroom Remodel

199 Look Who Finally Showed Up : Rey Joins the Squad & I See Dead People

198 Help Wanted : Loons Lose Another Manager & Skinny Dipping With Bass

197 It's All About The Benjamin's : MLS Dumps The US Open Cup & The Importance Of Voting

196 Just The Tip : Loons Talk & Extra Protein In Your Salad

195 Hiring Now For The Future : Loons Hire A CSO & The Search For The Golden Toilet

194 Vegas Baby, Vegas : Loons End Of The Year Awards & A Nine Fingered Cop

193 Out With A Whimper : Loons Miss The Playoffs & Hot For Teacher

192 So You're Telling Me There's A Chance : Loons Beat LAG & Poo It Yourself Jewelry

191 Special Edition : Heath Out

190 No Sense Of Urgency : Loons Draw The Quakes & Gator Day At The Ballpark

189 Warning Explicit MNUFC Content : Loons Drop Two Games & Outhouse Adventures

188 I'm Not Mad, I'm Just Disappointed : Loons Drop A Game To SKC & Creating Shortcuts

187 Crazy Way To Earn A Draw, But We'll Take It : Loons Draw NER & Tripod Loves White Claws

186 The Gangs All Here, Sort Of : Loons Get A Win, A Draw & Howdy Doody Goes For A Drive

185 That Wonderwall Record Is Getting Dusty : Loons Draw Seattle & Fried Fish In NJ

184 The Return Of The Sniper : Loons Beat NYCFC & Condo Nudists Are The Worst

183 We Don't Want To Talk About It : A Loons Win, A Loss & Fishing For Coke

182 Moving On : Loons Dispatch The Crew & Plundering A Koi Pond

181 Sliding Into Your Knockout Rounds : Loons Lose But Still Get In & Bears Are People Too

180 Hard Out : Loons Offensive Outburst & Otters Just Wanna Have Fun

179 Imagine If He Played All Season : Rey Helps The Loons To Much Needed Points & Snake Bra

178 It's Frustrating : Loons Get Blown Out By Austin & Amusement Park Safety

177 Shaking Some Trees : Loons Offense Explodes & Throwing Skittles

176 At Least We Get Free Fries : Loons Draw At RSL & Extreme Sleepwalking

175 I Don't Want To Talk About It : Loons Lay An Egg In Montreal & Art Time With Samantha Woj

174 There Goes Another Striker : Loons Keep Dropping Points & A Gator Interrupts A Bathroom Break

173 We Didn't Start The Fire : Loons Offense Is Sputtering & An Interview With Kayce Godwin

172 I'm Not Only A Janitor, I'm Also A Doctor : Loons Grab Two Victories On Two Bongi Goals

171 Sometimes The Numbers Do Lie : Loons Win One, Lose One & Throwing Stones At Taco Tuesday

170 Heavy Rotation Brewing Company : Loons Can't Win But We're Back At A Brewery

169 At Least We Didn't Lose : Loons Get A Draw & Landlords Exposed

168 Struggling In Seattle : Loons Lose To The Sounders & Nudists Crushing Beers

167 Beer For My Gator : Loons Drop A Game To Orlando & Florida Man Strikes Again

166 Chicago Is Not Our Kind of Town : Loons Lose To The Fire & An Interview With Sean Bigness

165 Now With Added Sound Effects : Loons Defeat St. Louis & How To Stuff A Walleye

164 Not All Heroes Wear Capes : Loons Get A Draw & The Worst Hiding Place Ever

163 Cheers to Five Years : Loons Beat The Rapids & The Case Of the Octo-Hand-Frog

162 Sloppy Field, Sloppy Play : Loons Get A Draw & Chocolate Thievery

161 The Bye Week Episode : Loons Musings, AI Questions & How To Be A Bad Friend

160 Servicing The Manhole : Loons Open Up 2023 With A Win & The Dangers Of Chocolate

159 Mediocrity or Bust : 2023 Loons Season Predictions & Everybody Hates A Critic

158 It's A Shame About Rey : A Missing Loon, Apple MLS Season Pass & Chicken Residue

157 Scandinavian Talent Pipeline : Loons Transfer Talk & A Wild Guest Overstays His Welcome

156 You Asked, We Answered : Loons Roster Talk & Cops Gone Wild

155 A Series Of Unfortunate Events : World Cup, Loons Talk & The Book Of Dave's

154 Why Would You Steal That : It All Comes Down To France & Argentina In The World Cup

153 It Was Fun While It Lasted : Team USA Is Bounced From The WC & Golf Bites

152 Coming Off A Soccer High : Team USA Moves On & Fun With A Turkey Named Kevin

151 Maybe That Wasn't The Best Choice : FIFA World Cup Preview & Expensive Used Shoes

150 When One Cup Ends, Another One Begins : MLS Cup Talk, Sexy Garlic & Golf Carts

149 The Birds And The Bees : A Loons 2022 Year In Review

148 A Win When We Needed It : Loons Get A Win On Decision Day & Here Come The Playoffs

147 Eye Of The Storm : Loons Look Lifeless in San Jose & Cheating At Chess

146 Train Car : Loons Still Can't Win & A Nursing Home With Benefits

145 Beating A Dead Bush : Loons Drop Third In A Row & Riding In Cars With Bears

144 Let's Just Have Some Fun : Loons Drop Two & Unsolicited Plane Pics

143 Don't Call It A Comeback : Loons Pull Out A Win & Sailboats Are Back

142 Ope, Sorry Austin, Just Gonna Grab Those Points : Loons Get A Win & Nothing Funny Happened

141 It Sounds Dirty, But It's Not : Loons Win In Nashville's New Home & Splooting In NYC

140 Playing The Blame Game : Loons Lose In Colorado & Too Many Snakes

139 Yes, We Have To Play The Second Half : Loons Draw With Portland & Beavers Looking For Beer

138 It's Bongi Time: Loons Win in Houston & Bongi Gets His First Goal

137 Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting : Loons Get 4 Out Of 6 Points & Wisconsin Man Has Skills

136 Let's Make It Three : Loons Win Third Straight & You Can't Fool A Penguin

135 Wait, Are You Telling Me We Can Score Goals : Loons Get Two Victories & Beware Of The Super Clap

134 Ft Lauderdale / Miami: We Came. We Saw. We Lost... We Had a Good Time. The Loons Didn't

133 I Didn't Realize Auto Insurance Covered That : Loons Come Back From Break, Drop One To NER

132 Something's Gotta Give : Loons Lose Two & Changes May Be On The Way

131 Ugly Wins Are Still Wins : A Win, A Draw & An Ode To Pay Phones

130 Let's Just Stop Playing Seattle : A Win, A Loss & A Lot of Unanswered Questions

129 System? Sorry We Don't Have One : Loons Lose A Bad One To FCC & Heath Is On The Hotseat

128 Down & Out In Beverly Hills : Loons Take A Loss Against LAFC

127 Someone Lit A Fire Under Our Offense : Loons Score 3 & Shutout Chicago

126 Well Look Who Finally Showed Up : Loons Score 3 To Beat The Rapids & Fun With Crossbows

125 All My Losses Live In Texas : Loons Lose To Austin & Monkey's Living Near The Airport

124 Offense Stuck In Low Gear : Loons Can't Beat The Sounders

123 Everyone's A Winner : Loons Grab A Win Against SJ & Frostbite In All The Wrong Places

122 New York Groove : Loons Get a Win Against The Red Bulls & How Not To Transport Lizards

121 A Push Is A Win : Loons Get A Draw With Nashville & Why You Should Cook Your Wife Dinner Tonight

120 MNUFC Kickoff 2022 : Loons Get A Point In Philly & A Bear Is Exonerated

119 That's Not What Ice Shanties Are Used For : Kervin & Luis Are Finally Here Plus 2022 Predictions