All Episodes

"Mothers and their holes"

Extra Lippy: 'I can't believe its the same pussy'

'...now it's just porn'

Extra Lippy : 'You ALWAYS get found out!'

'We all know what's going on down below!'

"I want to get sexy with you"

Extra Lippy: "I'm going to eat Spam!"

"Pearl Harbour was like porn. PORN HARBOUR!"

Extra Lippy: "I said thanks when I got my croissant, was that flirty??"

"Or I could paint objects on the belly?"

Extra Lippy: "Smells like my next husband!"

"More cushion for the pushin'!"

Extra Lippy: "Look at me I'm sexy!"

"Let's manifest Sharon's next husband"

Extra Lippy: "Hello pussy"

"What's your criteria for a man? Breathing?!"

Extra Lippy: "Do not show anyone those pictures!"

"Just a plastic crotch!"

Extra Lippy: "Are you a complete bitch?"

"I'm going to get really disgusting and you are not going to like it"

Extra Lippy: "Do not become completely jaded about men because of this jackass!"

"My only sweat has been having sex!"

Extra Lippy: "Can I have your underpants please?"

"Well Mummy would never do it that way!"

Extra Lippy: "I bet he's got a little widgie anyway"

"How deep was this bellybutton?"

Extra Lippy: "Have you ever smelled the string after?"

"You're getting fat Jorgie - you don't know the half of it!"

Extra Lippy: "It was the most humiliating moment of our lives!"

"Pop one out, just like that"

Extra Lippy: "You just don't want to know what men leave in a changing room"

"I can't wait until I'm a granny and I can pee my pants"

Extra Lippy: "I need to be poked"

"You're being a ho, stop it!"

Extra Lippy: "Now we know where you keep your secrets"

"Do you put your bum out the window?"

Extra Lippy: "Not while you're peeing!"

"You could have told me before they took the kidney out!"

Extra Lippy: "I'm telling my wife I didn't ask for this!"

"If I had a penis that would give me erectile dysfunction"

Extra Lippy: "What if someone's peed on the seat??"

"I don't have a winky!"

Extra Lippy: "You can whack off anyone"

"That's Harry Styles and he's exceptionally hot"

Extra Lippy: "They had sex in a tree"

"I don't give an F what you think about me!"

Extra Lippy: "I feel like a born again virgin"

"We've got a listener letter... AND ITS FROM WILL SMITH!"

Extra Lippy: "I'm cuter than her!"

"He likes women to bite his penis"

Extra Lippy: "You can tell her to fork off"

"Everybody's naked in LA!"

Extra Lippy: "Mate you smell, we need some deodorant"

"What a wasteman!"

Extra Lippy: "I love the length of your toes"

"She couldn't sing...but it was great!"

Extra Lippy: "I'm a dirty person"

"The worst day of your life is always when you poo your pants"

Extra Lippy: "Make sure you're wearing your grandma undies"

"I'm loose with the wine"

Extra Lippy: "Is she humping his leg when you're having dinner?"

"People are afraid to tell you you stink like hell"

Extra Lippy: "Yeah she's a cheat!"

"Our butts were covered for the most part..."

Extra Lippy: "You're the same height lying down so who cares?!"

"So many men I've dated have literally married the next woman"

Extra Lippy: "Look at those firm thighs!"

"Maybe that's why her skin is so soft, maybe 'cause it's his blood"

Extra Lippy "I could just do a long blink and I'd reset"

"There's so many red flags it's like a bunting party"

Extra Lippy: "At least you weren't on your knees in the pub"

"Just touching tongues on the red carpet"

Extra Lippy: "Scratching my crotch like I've got to get rid of this hair!"

"We do know our contraception after all"

Extra Lippy: "Let him feel the burn in his bank account"

"Let's go as leather loving polar bears"

Extra Lippy: "Give her some of that eggplant"

"I just need feeding and you're planning our wedding"

Extra Lippy: "My bottoms are flying around!"

"Sorry I'm a little tiny person"

Extra Lippy: "Show him your personality and not your nipples"

"She'll be faking that"

Extra Lippy: "He would invite guys over to sleep with his girlfriend!"

"She's putting her feet in the air at the minute"

Extra Lippy: "These are my boner rocks, welcome"

"Take your pussy to the park"

Extra Lippy: "Whatever happened to that Peppa Pig underwear I got you?"

"He would grab food out of the bin and put it back!"

Extra Lippy: "I'd love for both of us to have no teeth snogging on a bench"

"Sharon not Stone is my introduction to everybody"

Extra Lippy: "You should see him with no boxers on"

"She sounds like a pony she's so posh"

Extra Lippy: "It's gonna be all gums smacking against that meat"

"Don't ever come out of character!"

Extra Lippy: "Tiny little keychain penises"

"I've been called a tart before"

Extra Lippy: "Nobody likes a vegan pusher"

"I hope I never have to wipe his butt"

Extra Lippy: "We ran someone over!"

"I was breast dressed"