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54: "do I look like I have to poop..?"

53: "what really chaps my ass...”

52: "if there’s one thing about me…I’ll lay”

51: "sooo millennial…" feat. Grace Ann

50: “don’t trust a fart…”

49: "oh yeah we have Hank..."

48: "Diddy or Didn't he..."

47: "the Pope Boy..."

46: "depends on the person..."

45: "we purchased the Shaq couch..."

44: "stay in your own Wayne…"

43: “…not coachelloo”

42: "I’m on the fuckin’ floor...”

41: “how would you be friends with a bat...” feat. @bookishbabesclt

40 : “I hope the business fails…”

39: "I’ll grow a penis…"

38: "what's your 5 year plan? not die..."

37: “cute might be a strong word...”

36: “ you deserve this UTI...”

35: “I would rest peacefully…”

34: "pelvic dungeon…"

33: "kay is that a cry for help..?"

32: "I don’t have a therapist but I do have an astrologer..."

31: "running, crawling, maybe crying…"

30: "our health is an investment..."

29: "the stinkiest teenager…"

28: "delusional gal... "

27: "put them on Naked and Afraid..."

26: "it’s like getting a dog…"

25: "where’s Timmy..?"

24: "turkey’s not good..."

23: "for me it's not..."

22: "what’s wrong with me..?"

21: "you're not their mom…"

20: "just throw me in the ocean..."

19: "when I do it, it's fine..."

18: "I miss you Judy..."

17: "with my luck I'd summon a demon…"

16: "well now that it's out, let me explain..."

15: "fake it till you make it…bitch"

14: "I feel like I’d be an easy target for a cult..."

13: "I sometimes think about that all the time…"

12: "please do not slander gauchos..."

11: "that wasn't in our shared notes..."

10: "throw that ring into the ocean..."

9: "I'm gonna start eating my couch..."

8: "Jenny Craig I remember her!"

7: "you lost me at pulled pork..."

6: "you're asking the wrong little boy..."

5: "KFC must be your nightmare..."

4: "the Blue Angels sweep Bri away..."

3: "you wore a crochet dress with your lips out..?"

2: "and I’m on my hands and knees..."

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