All Episodes

“I Made Over £100,000 From Drugs… Then Lost It All” | EP207 Luke & Pete

“I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206

Family barrister tells us why text messages are so dangerous! | EP205 Luke & Pete

What’s legal that should be illegal? | EP204 Luke & Pete

“The meanest comments we’ve ever heard!” | EP203 Luke & Pete

“He Goes Soft Every Time” (But Denies It) | EP202 Luke & Pete

Sisters in the City meet Sh*tsters in the city | EP201 Luke and Pete

Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete

Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete

"We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete

“My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete

“I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete

“Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete

Virgin Island Experts get the Luke & Pete treatment | EP194

Insults, Betrayal & Micheal Jackson sleepovers | EP193 Luke & Pete

I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete

Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191

Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete

Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete

Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete

My Debts are ruining my new relationship | EP187 Luke & Pete

Sex Before a Fight? Derek Chisora Tells the Truth | EP186 Luke & Pete

The World’s Smallest Woman… And Her 6ft Husband | EP185 Luke & Pete

He Lied to Get Her Into Bed… Should That Be Illegal? | 184 Luke & Pete

Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183

BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182

Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181

Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180

“We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete

Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete

Mum vs Wife: The Impossible Choice Every Man Faces | EP177 Luke & Pete

“Why Do White Women Love LUBE So Much?” | EP176 Luke & Pete

The secret to a long, happy marriage (it’s not what you think) | EP175 Luke & Pete

“I Hate When Women Do This in the Bedroom” | EP174 Luke & Pete

Accidental Racism, Cheating & Naked wrestling | EP173

Christmas (audio only )Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete (audio)

Christmas Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete

Is My Neighbour Racist… Or Am I Just Overreacting? | EP171

Testing Pete’s Jamaican Knowledge…”The Results Are Shocking 😂” | EP170 Luke & Pete

How to deal with REGRET (Our Terrible Advice)| EP169 Luke & Pete

Pretty vs Ugly: Why do Beautiful Women Get a Free Pass?” | EP168 Luke & Pete

“He was so LARGE I had to divorce him” | EP167 Luke & Pete

The filthiest STAR SIGNS (and why!) I EP166 Luke & Pete

Identity, power and who is the real you? | EP165

UK TOUR: From the Living Room to the Road | EP164 Luke & Pete Live

Tim Westwood: Are all men with power dangerous? | Ep163 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

Victoria Everest: “I made the fake allegation because I wanted to hurt him” | EP162 Luke & Pete

Are Cheating men more ATTRACTIVE than good guys? | EP161 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

Is the WORLD getting more RACIST? | EP160 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

Special Guest: Charlene Douglas from Married at First Sight UK | EP159 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

Are Luke & Pete misogynistic? | EP158 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

Ginger Jay RACIST breakdown | EP157 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

“Nelly Furtado is a BLACK WOMAN in 2025!?” | EP156 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

"The Strip Search Scam: How a Stranger Controlled McDonald's Employees by Phone" | EP155

Luke had a near death experience this week | EP154 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

“I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

“I don’t think the CEO should be fired for cheating on his wife” | EP151 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

CONOR MCGREGOR CAUGHT CHEATING AGAIN | EP150 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Diddy get away with it? | EP149 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

An Open Relationship with Racist Rules | EP148 Luke and Pete talking sheet

“Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group | EP147 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

"He gave me a GOLDEN SHOWER! now my friends don't respect me" | EP146 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

Trump Vs Musk | When your friend has Dirt on you | EP145 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

What’s your least favourite race? | EP144 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

I found out my best friend is sleeping with my mum | EP143 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

My work colleague (Indian) smells, how do I tell him without seeming racist? | EP142 Luke and Pete

Mental Health, Is Luke BULLYING Pete? | EP141 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

“We nearly Ended the Podcast because of this…” | EP140 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

What's more important FAMILY or MONEY?| EP139 Luke & Pete Talking sheet

I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet

Should you delete you ex’s NUDES after a breakup? | EP137 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast

LUCAS & PAT DISCUSS 24 YEAR OLD WOMAN DATING 49 YEAR OLD MAN | EP136 LUKE & PETE TALKING SHEET

PETE ACCIDENTALLY SIGNED UP TO A " MEN ONLY" GYM | EP135 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET

ADOLESCENCE AND TOXIC MASCULINITY | EP134 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET

DOES IT MATTER HOW MANY EX PARTNERS SHE’S HAD? | EP133

My Wife ORGASMED with another Man! | EP132 Luke and Pete Talking sheet

My Girlfriend thinks I’m Gay | EP131 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Worst dilemma ever! | EP130 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Would you share a toothbrush with your wife? | EP129 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Lucas and Pat “I’m not Racist but…” | EP128 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Why do men hide their emotions? | EP127 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Does insecurity come with getting older?| 126 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Is Elon Musk Racist? | EP125 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Is Humiliation in the bedroom ok? | EP124 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

The Most Dangerous Place to Wear a BUTT PLUG | EP123 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

I’m an O*ly Fans Model but my boyfriend wants to... | EP122 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

83 year old Martha Stewart “Turns me on” here’s why? | EP121 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Christmas Special 2024 | EP120 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Conor McGregor: Why does she stay with him? | EP117 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

"You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

My White girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom | EP108 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

What really went on at Diddy’s “freak off” parties | EP107 Luke and Pete talking sheet

“Why do married men just want me for s*x?” | EP106 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

“I wish my partner was more filthy, how do I tell her?” | EP105 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

My boyfriend’s friend was secretly watching us in the wardrobe | EP102 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

"Why am I attracting all the weirdos on dating apps?" | EP101 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

“My girlfriend wants me to do the unthinkable in the bedroom” | EP100 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

"I cant have a disagreement with her because she will Cry" | EP99 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

“All of my friends had an O*gy and didn’t invite me” | EP98 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

He has 3 kids with 3 different women, do you want to be the 4th? | EP97 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

“I’ve never been jealous before why have I started now?” | EP96 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

“I’m attracted to my girlfriend’s sister, should I tell her?” | EP95 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Woman rejected and left distraught after making disclosure on dating site | EP94 Luke and Pete

My Girlfriend could make money selling feet pics should we do it? | EP93 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

HELP! I’m sleeping with a married man | EP92 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Ashley Madison Website | what’s the point in cheating? | EP91 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Teacher with big bum sleeps with pupils for attention | EP90 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

My wife is in a wheelchair, is it ok to see other women? | EP89 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Boyfriend sends videos of ex for REVENGE but it backfires! | EP88 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

My Husband is subscribed to a Gay p*rn site is he Gay? | EP87 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Why won’t my Boyfriend post me on social media? | EP86 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

O.J. Simpson innocent? and My Brother is dating my old Side Chick | EP85 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Tv Doctor caught exchanging Botox for S*x with Onlyf*ns Model | EP84 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Ex Soldier Marries conjoined twins, is it wrong? | EP83 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

"We've been dating 8 years and he won't marry me should I leave?" | EP82 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Woman steals Sp*rm from hotel trash to get rich (allegedly) | EP81 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

"I cheat because my wife doesn't satisfy me and I don't feel bad" | EP80 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

“My boss keeps making racist jokes but I really need my job” | EP79 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

I cheated and fell pregnant now I don't know who the dad is! | EP78 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

My Girlfriend is pressuring me to get Cosmetic Surgery | EP77 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Woman Arrested for sending 159,000 texts after first date | EP76 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Im sleeping with my cousin should I tell his fiancée? | EP75 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

26-Year Secret Kept Innocent Man In Prison | EP74 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Should women be forced to join the army too? And Vince McMahon | EP73 Luke and Pete Talking sheet

"I think my disabled friend is being used by a beautiful woman" | EP72 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Trans Boxers allowed to fight Cis Women and Accidental Racism | EP71 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Epstein Island List, Stephen Hawkins and Midwives Hate Men | EP70 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

#69 Changes | Black Boris, Blackface and the Baby’s here (kind of)

#68 Christmas Special 2023

#67 Stupidity | Mental strength, Superstar Famous and Mixed sex Prisons

#66 Getting Old | Overblown fear of STD’s, Old Vs Young and Finding the value of Money

#65 Struggle | Panic, Cost of Living and S*x for Rent

#64 Discipline | How to punish children, If we owned guns and Shame on you if you let me Shag

#63 Popularity | The courage to be disliked, Farts travel at 7MPH and is ok to date your friends ex?

#62 Deception | Study finds POORER men prefer women with BIGGER breasts and Pete’s apology

#61 Awkwardness | Tourettes Syndrome, Petes Gay friend and Girlfriend goes on date with colleague

#60 Captain Crook? | Sir captain Tom Moore and the off duty Pilot who tried to crash a plane

#59 Vulnerability | Arguing with yourself and “My girlfriend wants me to milk her!”

#58 African Mask | “I’m 27 Dating a woman with the Menopause, HELP!”

#57 Stress | “I slept with my mum’s boss!”

#56 ”I found hidden nudes on my boyfriends phone” | Live-Calls, Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

#55 Love Rats-LIVE calls! | ”We’re both single so why does it feel wrong?”

#54 Your Dilemmas answered LIVE! | I cheated on my boyfriend at a weekender, what should I do?

#53 Infidelity | Pete’s too lazy to cheat, Masculinity and Macho boys

#52 The Anniversary | Pete’s big news, Long Live the Godfather and will Luke ever settle down?

#51 Would you lie for fame? | Mountaineer and the dying man and Ashamed of dating woman with a baby!

#50 Shallowness | Surface level dating and Side chick vs Wife, who’s more valued?

#49 Don’t Call Me Fat! | Lizzo the Fat Shaming Singer, 17 years for innocent man and Evolution

#48 Betrayal | If Pete had 40 wives, The snake in the grass and The Panty dropper

#47 Embarrassment | The W*nk sock, Kinky role play and the Cat that won’t leave the room.

#46 Education | Sex education videos, Indian accent VS Black street talk and Feeling inadequate

#45 Risk | P*nis Implant gone wrong, Blame the PH levels and Women cant take rejection

#44 Judgement | I Hate Hipsters, I’m not a pervert am I? Racist mans wife cheats with black man

#43 Outsiders | Short men and Fat women, Hollywood Dreams and Swingers getting jealous

#42 Time | Strip Clubs, Time Travel and Trusting your Partner

#41 Abstinence | No s*x for Luke for 90 days, Pete’s Pocket P*ssy returns and the Racist Tattoo

#40 Regrets | Dangerous Men and Women and Don’t sleep with too many women

#39 Success | Image Control, But Dad I love her and Weak men in the bedroom

#38 Worry | Benefit Cheat Pete, Lesbians stealing your girl and ”God take him too”

#37 The Mission | Suicide letter, Angry Jamaican man and a Dagger up the A*se

#36 Attraction | Sliding into Dm’s, where’s Petes love? and Lukes love mole

#35 Depression | Intrusive thoughts, Hypochondria and feminism

#34 Jody | Virtue signalling, Kinky bedroom antics, Angry driver

#33 Ego | Wanting to be liked, Life of crime and Dreams VS Love

#32 Attention | Negative comments, Do men get more attractive as they age? who’s been cheating?

*News* The Luke and Pete Hotline | Virgin Mary | Patreon clip

#31 The Metaverse | Is assault in a fake world real? Is this world fake? Charlotte are you a man?

#30 Jealousy | Charlotte and the Camel, MMA Fighter cheats and gets caught and Charles Bronson

#29 Desire | C*ck Blocking, Threes*mes and Dealing with Criticism

#28 Technology | Hitting Pigeons, Dog shoots Man and Self driving Cars

#27 Filth | Hair loss, Jealousy, Onlyfans and One night stands

#26 Revenge | Old beef, Dark Coffee and nearly going to prison

#25 Disgust | Wine belly, Asian toilets and the smelliest woman I ever dated

#24 Trust | Cheating Partners, Death, Knife crime and being let down

Valentine’s Day Special | Fantasies, Dirty Talk and the meaning of Love

#23 Intelligence | Battle of the B*stards, Street Smarts, The Perfect Partner

#22 Bullying | Roast Battles, Childhood problems, Dilemma Advice

#21 Shame and Guilt | Hygiene, Men on dating sites and Dilemmas

#20 Cosmetic Surgery | Beauty vs Brains, Michael Jackson, Female Bodybuilders

#19 War | Terrorism, giving money to the homeless, Royal family

#18 Heroes

#17 Masculinity

The 2022 Christmas Special

#16 Living Conditions

#15 Work

#14 Anger

#13 Fun

#12 Pornography

#11 Coincidence

#10 Animals

#9 Failure

#8 Addiction

#7 Lying

#6 Money

#5 Social Media

#4 Fear

#3 Parenting

#2 Fame

#1 Honesty