All Episodes

Exciting News!

A Three Scoop Toid Sundae - Live Stream for WWF (12 Jul 26)

Bonobo Brian - Live Stream for Greenpeace (5 Jul 26)

Pride Special 3 - Live Stream (28 Jun 2026)

Pride Special 2 - Live Stream (14 Jun 2026)

Pride Special 1 - Live Stream (7 Jun 2026)

The Scottish One - Live Stream (31 May 26)

Your Favourite Marsupial - Multi-Charity Live Stream (10 May 2026)

Good Gollum Miss Mollum - Live Stream for PCRF (3 May 2026)

Mr Brain and Aunt Bessie - Multi-Charity Live Stream (26 Apr 2026)

So Far So Midsommar - Live Stream for UNICEF (19 Apr 2026)

A Chain Of Burger Restaurants - Multi-Charity Live Stream (12 Apr 2026)

We're leaving Spotify. Let's keep in touch!

Brutal Heckle - Multi-Charity Live Stream (5 Apr 2026)

Sixteen Roosters - Live Stream for WaterAid (29 Mar 2026)

Thicc Witches - Live Stream (22 Mar 2026)

Miff And Mo - Live Stream (15 March 2026)

Bean-Heavy Episode - Live Stream (8 Mar 26)

It's Dark, And We're Wearing Sunglasses - Live Stream (1 Mar 26)

Cross-Eyed Bear - Live Stream (22 Feb)

Jamon Jamon - Live Stream (15 Feb 26)

University Challenge with Shakira - Live Stream (1 Feb 26)

Don't Wanna Yuck Anybody's Yum - Live Stream (25 Jan 26)

More Peter Cushing For The Peter Pushing - Live Stream (18 Jan 26)

Storve, Defeater of Epthon - Live Stream (12 Jan 26)

Magenta & Bernard's Final Live Stream of 2025 (28 Dec)

Magenta and Bernard's Festive Special Livestream (21 Dec)

Wickedly Hot Baileys - Live Stream Highlights (7 December)

Mr Scraggles - Live Stream Highlights (30 Nov)

Sting In The (Cock)Tail - Live Stream Highlights (23 Nov)

Margaritaville - Live Stream Highlights (16 Nov)

Astral Planing For Beginners - Live Stream Highlights (9 Nov)

Important: Please stop using Spotify

Fart It! - Live Stream Highlights (31 Oct)

Warm Your Cockletails - Live Stream Highlights (19 Oct)

It's A Live Bum - Live Stream Highlights (12 Oct)

Putting The Cock In Cocktail - Live Stream Highlights (5 Oct)

Freedom Cheese - Live Stream Highlights (28 Sep)

A Quantum Of Fortune - Live Stream Highlights (21 Sep)

Live Stream Highlights! 7 Sep '25

WHAM 6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology

WHAM 5 - Sidescroller with Jason Statham

WHAM 4 - Furby and The Book Of Revelation

WHAM 3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives

WHAM 2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM

WHAM 1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory

S4E8 - Teamwork Makes The Dream Work

S4E7 - Prolapsed Rectory

S4E6 - Catching Flies

S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)

S4E4 - Lone Wolf

S4E3 - Mr. Baby

S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

Letters! Welcome to 2024!

Live! From the London Podcast Festival 2023

Magenta & Bernard play D&D in... Dumbgeons & Dragons!

Letters! and Magenta Presents: Ghosted

Magenta's Halloween Special 2022!

S3 E16 - The Conclusion!

S3 E15 - Frank Zappa Mantis Shrimp

S3 E14 - Porcelain Udder

S3 E13 - The Return Of Tragic Fans

S3 E12 - The Curious Incident Of...

S3 E11 - Catching Up On Letters

S3 E10 - Continuing The Story!

S3 E9 - Head Vs Heart

S3 E8 - Birthdays

S3 E7 - Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems

S3 E6 - Valentine's Day Twitch Stream

S3 E5 - Pets

S3 E4 - Sound

S3 E3 - Sleep and Ghosts

S3 E2 - Science

S3 E1 - Xmas Presents for Partners

Magenta and Bernard - Emergency Broadcast

Book 2, Chapter 33 - The Final Countdown do do dooo dooo, do do do do dooo

Book 2, Chapter 32 - Um Bumba Way

Book 2, Chapter 31 - Dun Dun Dunnnnn

Book 2, Chapter 30 - I'm Loving Angels Instead

Book 2, Chapter 29 - Crikey O'Riley

Book 2, Chapter 28 - Well I Never / Blinkin Nora

Book 2, Chapter 27 - That's Right, Elspeth! / Crikey

Book 2, Chapter 26 - I'll Never Ever Let You Go

Book 2, Chapter 25 - Sugar For My Honey

Book 2, Chapter 24 - Magenta

Book 2, Chapter 23 - Cakey Cake / Sweets For My Sweet

Book 2, Chapter 22 - Casa Luna / Pastry Innit

Book 2, Chapter 21 - Wha!?

Book 2, Chapter 20 - Stubborn Stains / Stone Cold Mutha

Book 2, Chapter 19 - A Gay Old Time / Psyche

Book 2, Chapter 18 - Goon With The Wind / I Feel It In My Fingers

Magenta's 2021 Horoscope Special - Part 2

Book 2, Chapter 17 - Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

Magenta's 2021 Horoscope Special - Part 1

Book 2, Chapter 16 - Cheek To Cheek / Sorry

Magenta Helps Her CHRISTMAS Fans! #2

Book 2, Chapter 15 - England Ho! / Detective Done-Little

Magenta Helps Her CHRISTMAS Fans!

Book 2, Chapter 14 - Mum's The Word

Book 2, Chapter 13 - Muhhhhduhhhh

Book 2, Chapter 12 - Tea For Two

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #11

Book 2, Chapter 11 - What's New Pussycat? Woah-Ohhh-Oh, Oh, Oh!

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #10

Book 2, Chapter 10 - The Hippy Hippy Shake

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #9

Book 2, Chapter 9 - Secrets & Pies / Muhduh

Book 2, Chapter 8 - Dooby Dolittle

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #8

Book 2, Chapter 7 - Come Dancing With Me

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #7

Book 2, Chapter 6 - If Paradise Is Half As Nice / Lady In Red

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #6

Book 2, Chapter 5 - Can Anybody Find Meeeee Somebody To Love

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #5

Book 2, Chapter 4 - Red Red Wine

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #4

Book 2, Chapter 3 - Somethin' Fishy Goin' On

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #3

Book 2, Chapter 2 - Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do?

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #2

Book 2, Chapter 1 - Who Let The Dogs Out?

Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #1

A Message from the Future!

Book 1, Chapter 28

Book 1, Chapter 27

Book 1, Chapter 26

Book 1, Chapter 25

Book 1, Chapter 24

Book 1, Chapter 23

Book 1, Chapter 22

Book 1, Chapter 21

Book 1, Chapter 20

Book 1, Chapter 19

Book 1, Chapter 18

Book 1, Chapter 17

Book 1, Chapter 16

Book 1, Chapter 15

Book 1, Chapter 14

Book 1, Chapter 13

Book 1, Chapter 12

Book 1, Chapter 11

Book 1, Chapter 10

Book 1, Chapter 9

Book 1, Chapter 8

Book 1, Chapter 7

Book 1, Chapter 6

Book 1, Chapter 5

Book 1, Chapter 4

Book 1, Chapter 3

Book 1, Chapter 2

Book 1, Chapter 1

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