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MAKE POETRY WEIRD AGAIN — 86 episodes

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HOW TO MAKE A POETRY FESTIVAL FROM THE DEPTHS

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS ON A PODCAST NAKED

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HOW TO TAKE POETRY FROM THE LIBRARY TO THE CASTLE

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HOW TO MAKE CRYPTOLOGICAL POEMS FOR THE UNINITIATED

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS HOLDING YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S HAND

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HOW TO MAKE QUEER POETRY FOR 88 YEARS

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS WITH KRAZY EYES & NO BELIEF

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HOW TO FIND DIVINITY IN LUST AT THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO SAVE AN OLD CHURCH WITH AN OCTAVE

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS WHEN NO ONE KNOWS WHERE YOU COME FROM

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HOW TO MAKE CHAOTIC GNARLEY PROJECTIONS FUNNY

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12

HOW TO MAKE POEMS OUT OF QUEER FAILURE

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS THAT DELVE INTO THE SUBLIME

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HOW TO BUILD COMMUNITY WITH POETRY

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HOW TO IMPROVISE A POETRY WORKSHOP

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS IN A CRYPT TO FEEL ALIVE AGAIN

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS HEART WISDOM KNOWS

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18

HOW TO ACHE FOR TRANSCENDENCE IN A FAILSPACE

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HOW TO SPIT POETRY IN FRONT OF 1500 PEOPLE

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HOW TO BRING THE SPIRIT OF THE TÁIN BÓ CÚAILNGE TO THE OPEN MIC

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21

HOW TO KEEP RUNNIN' AT THE OPEN MIC

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22

HOW TO HOLD SPACE IN A CRYPT DURING HOLY WEEK

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23

HOW TO MAKE POEMS WITH 7 POETS IN A CRYPT

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24

HOW TO TELL A STORY AT THE OPEN MIC

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25

HOW TO MAKE TRASHFIRE POETRY IN YOUR GARDEN

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26

HOW TO WHISPER POEMS IN A CRYPT (DAY 2)

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27

HOW TO MAKE ACTUALLY ENJOYABLE BUT OBVIOUSLY HORRID POETRY

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28

HOW TO MAKE POEMS THAT BRING DRACULA BACK TO DERBY

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS ON A RESIDENCY IN A CRYPT DAY 1

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HOW TO PERFORM POEMS WHILE AWAKE INSIDE THE DREAM

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31

HOW TO MAKE POEMS THAT SET FIRE TO DATA CENTERS

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32

HOW TO MAKE POEMS IN A CRYPT

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HOW TO MAKE POETRY OUT OF 7 PEOPLE COMING TO YOUR PAMPHLET LAUNCH

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HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR POEM AT THE OPEN MIC

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35

HOW TO MAKE POEMS THAT DISINTEGRATE

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HOW TO FEED THE POETS AT THE WORD ZOO

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37

HOW TO PRAY FOR TIME AT THE OPEN MIC

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38

HOW TO GET BRITS TO SIGN YOUR YEAR BOOK AT THE OPEN MIC

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39

HOW TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COOKING AND EATING AT THE OPEN MIC

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40

HOW TO FIND A PLACE TO ATTACK FROM!

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HOW TO ESCAPE INTO ENGLISH AT THE OPEN MIC

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42

HOW TO FOLLOW YOUR BUTTERFLIES AT THE OPEN MIC

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43

HOW TO MAKE VEGAN GOTH POETRY AT THE END OF THE WORLD

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HOW TO SELF-PUBLISH OR DIE TRYIN'

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HOW TO GET PERMISSION TO HURT AT THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO READ THE TAROT AT THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO PERFORM POEMS AT A HARDCORE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO PERFORM POEMS AGAINST HOMELESSNESS

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS WHEN YOU THINK YOU HAVE CANCER

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HOW TO BRING BIG BOOK ENERGY TO THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO MAKE WEIRD POETRY OUT OF 2025

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HOW TO HECKLE HECKLERS AT THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO PERFORM AT 100 OPEN MICS IN A YEAR

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HOW TO MAKE SOBER POEMS IN A LIGHTHOUSE

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HOW TO INTERUPT AT THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS OUT OF YOUR TWENTIES

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HOW TO PERFORM THOUGHTS FROM THE RED CORNER

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS WHEN YOU'RE NOT A POET

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HOW TO NAVIGATE QUEER RELATIONSHIPS AT THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS WITH WILLIAM BLAKE AND OSCAR WILDE

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HOW TO PERFORM HARDCORE POETRY

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HOW TO MAKE ANTI-RACIST RANTS WITH A YORKSHIRE ACCENT

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HOW TO GET ELLA FREARS TO YOUR OPEN MIC

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64

HOW TO SPEAK TO GOD AT THE OPEN MIC

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65

HOW TO SPLIT THE VEIL AND SPHINCTER AT THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO MAKE POETRY OUT OF YOUR REJECTION SENSITIVITY DYSPHORIA

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS ALONE ON HALLOWEEN

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HOW TO FIND A HOME IN THE LONDON OPEN MIC SCENE

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HOW TO PERFORM UNMASKED AT THE OPEN MIC

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70

HOW TO MAKE FIFTY GRAND A YEAR FROM OPEN MIC POETRY

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HOW TO MAKE FRIENDS IN DEPTFORD WITH POETRY

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HOW TO MAKE POETRY FROM YOUR SITUATIONSHIPS FOR THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO MAKE A WORD SPACE AND OBSESS ABOUT COMMAS

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HOW TO FUCK UP YOUR WHOLE LIFE WITH POETRY

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS IN SOLIDARITY

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HOW TO PERFORM QUEER FILTH AT THE OPEN MIC

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS TO DISFIGURE

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HOW TO PERFORM SCHEMES AS A BAD FAITH ACTOR IN A POSSIBILITY SPACE

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79

HOW TO MAKE MAD PO3TRY

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HOW TO MAKE POEMS ABOUT YOUR PERIOD

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81

HOW TO MAKE POEMS FOR YOUR MONSTER

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82

HOW TO PERFORM YOUR POEMS NAKED

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HOW TO MIND YOUR OWN POETRY

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HOW TO GET TESTED AT BÀRD BOOKS

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HOW TO UPSET STRAIGHT MEN WITH POETRY

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HOW TO ECHOLALIA AT THE AFTERS WITH ELIZA FIVER

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