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Matty & PJ - The Podcast — 170 episodes
Can Matty & PJ guess your business by it's name? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How would ChatGPT describe Matty & PJ? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Is it okay to be driving while on a Zoom call? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
PJs husband BJ had a manscaping disaster | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"I felt like a dried up peice of fruit" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Can Producer Sara name the real artists of Glee Songs? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How did Matty and PJ announce the wrong winner? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Metservice with an update on this wild weather across NZ | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJs baby was gnawing on something and she didn't know... | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
30 rock off? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
"You won CTI... you can do this!" | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty's next two 40 Before 40s were ticked off! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty and Producer Sara fight about... emails? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"I wanna be checked out" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Group Therapy: Is this too late to call your mum? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Am I A Weirdo: I hate all sauces and condiments | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Carla is heading to Brisbane to see The Foo Fighters Live! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What was meant to be private became public... | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The Wedding Dress saga | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Can you guess what year these songs came out? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How did PJ lose the tip of her finger? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What should Matty's drag name be? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Trying to find Matty a nickname | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Did you know this misheard lyric? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Why did Matty cry over wood? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty is doing DRAG!! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What's the code word? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
The best ingredients to add to make your meal better | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty had a psychic reading today! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJs son Charlie said the wrong thing to his mum... | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What would you do if you got offered this for free? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty and Ryan's surrogacy journey | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What noise did PJs son make at the funeral?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Group Therapy: Can I swap a puzzle for free at the opshop?| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How can a giraffe just disappear?| Matty & PJ's Off Track
Am I A Weirdo: I sweat when I eat salt & vinegar chips? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Jason Pine on NZ's last opportunity at The Fifa World Cup | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
She found $100 where?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Telling 14 year old Lola she's going to Ed Sheeran in LA! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ flashed the office | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty saw a guy painting with his... | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The legend who has only worn shorts for 45 years! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
You will NOT believe these stories | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's pitch for a brand new TV Show | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ doesn't change her socks everyday!| Matty & PJ's Full Show
Pranking Matty's mum on air! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What is Spying on Joe? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Where in public did PJ accidentally say "w**king?" | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Why did Matty cry over this? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Producer Sara shouldn't have told her boss this... | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What did PJ and her husband do at the rugby game?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What did Matty used to hide under his pillow? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Is it weird to sweat from doing this? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty's hot brother reviews the All Whites vs Egypt game! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJs return to Primary School | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty and PJ try their hand at acting | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Release Roulette: Can you guess the year? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"When I was on Celebrity Treasure Island..." | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Averil is heading to Vegas to see Olivia Dean live!! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What was your trauma from school? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty has embarrased himself in public | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"It's not very nice down there today" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Chur Bro! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty's ode to the place him and Ryan had their first date | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How can we get PJ back? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty's 40 before 40 surprise with an All Black!| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"And I accidentally sent it to my dad" | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone or not?| Matty & PJ's Off Track
Group Therapy: My friendship is over because of something petty| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ’s been secretly using Producer Bronte’s account | Matty & PJ's Full Show
We speak to the inspiration of the iconic kiwi Fish and Chips song! | Interview
Matty locked a whole team out of their office | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Do you man scape? (Not for little ears...) | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ's going back to school to sing the iconic Fish and Chips song! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"PJ Kondo" | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Shout out to Macandrew Bay School in Dunedin! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Samples Anonymous: Are We Taking It Too Far? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty reflects on Pride Month in New Zealand | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ loves watching her man do what? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Can Matty & PJ guess if you're Donald Ducking it?| Matty & PJ's Full Show
The moment Enya won a trip to see Bruno Mars in London! | Winner
"He's got big rizz" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
We trial a brand new game, should we keep it around? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty FINALLY watched Off Campus and he has thoughts | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Is the Fish and Chips song making a comeback? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty’s Husband Has Started Acting Suspiciously Affectionate | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Wedding Dress Burned After a Breakup | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Why Is Matty Pantless in a Work Meeting? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ's Sourdough Saga | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
The Fear of Being Bad at Things| Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty on Kane Evans’ Coming Out Publicly| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Caught on Camera| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
A wedding dress reveal ruined by a well‑meaning mother‑in‑law | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What do we do in NZ that overseas they wouldn't understand! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ thinks she saw the infamous Cantebury black panther! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The dating app for rural folk! | Interview
PJ left Matty completely in the lurch| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Producer Sara has beef with Bree from ZM | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
The trends that should NOT make a comeback | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
We need to talk about Matty's uber receipts... | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Why did Matty drink breast milk? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty & PJ are joined by comedian Chris Parker! | Interview
Why is PJ rewatching this show again?!| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty unwillingly drank breast milk... | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ is the absolute flakiest... what did she do to Matty? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What did PJ find in her food last night?| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty CALLS out Producer Sara!| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"I'm Daffy Ducking it" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What did Matty not realise he was paying for?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Why are jeans with stirrups making a comeback?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty needs to call PJ out and he is PISSED | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What is the elite Maccas burger? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ is a hot mess and is it okay to leave a date because of THIS?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
If you see a massage chair in public do you use it? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's 40 Before 40: His siblings have made their pick! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Where are David's ashes?! | Matty & PJ's Caller of the Week
Group Therapy: Do I need to pay my barber because of this? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Am I A Weirdo? "I wear my towel like a woman" | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
We're live from Gore! Have we lost the plot? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Kiwi singer Riiki Reid on getting through grief & her new single 'Sauna' | Interview
If your number is 34 you've won the Meat Raffle | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Kaylee Bell with advice on being 'country' plus her new music | Interview
"Should we do our show naked?" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ is far too old to be obsessed with this | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Nix Adams the winner of Celebrity Treasure Island! | Interview
A is for... Ass? The worst Temu fail yet
Join our Mint Slice exclusive page! Can Matty prove his love for these biscuits once and for all?
Matty & PJ - Off Track 27th May 2026
FULL SHOW: The petty grudges we refuse to let go of
Millennial mid life crisis - how many of these do you tick off?
FULL SHOW: How to NOT survive the zombie apocolypse
FULL SHOW: The ultimate betrayal
Matty's emotional tribute to Dame Jools Topp
AFC player Nando Pijnaker on the grand final against Sydney tomorrow!
FULL SHOW: The dramatic reason you had to leave the date before it started!
FULL SHOW: The mistake that almost burnt a house down…
FULL SHOW: PJ thinks black ute drivers are hot + those low level satisfying moments
Matty is ANGRY and he needs to vent about something drivers do...
Group Therapy: I went to a wedding and a few days later I got an email to transfer money?
FULL SHOW: What did your partner bring home without telling you?
FULL SHOW: Am I A Weirdo: I listen to Womb Music to fall asleep?
Why did Matty eat food out of the bin this morning?!
FULL SHOW: How Matty got locked out + PJs worst tech fails
How did Matty and Jono go at hosting The Hits Breakfast this morning?!
FULL SHOW: PJs three year old sons weird request
Ben from The Hits Breakfast gives Matty advice for working with Jono tomorrow!
FULL SHOW: What did the tradie stumble upon?!
The BEST misheard song lyrics - have you been singing these wrong?
FULL SHOW: What has PJ accidentally signed Matty up to + adults acting like kids
Matty ticked off a massive item from his "40 before 40" list!
FULL SHOW: Bronte's Love Machine. The three finalists. Who will Bronte choose?!
Matty put his hand up for something at the worst possible time...
FULL SHOW: Bronte's third and final suitor + Fiona won a trip to surpise her mum!
The boys from Coterie on their new track in time for NZ Music Month!
FULL SHOW: Why did someone push their 4 year old niece?
What happened on the blind date?!
An update on Matty's 40 before 40!
FULL SHOW: The Matty & PJ Love Machine is in full swing!
FULL SHOW: An update on Producer Bronte's love life + worst Mothers Day gift
Are we about to reveal what PJ saw her husband doing on the security camera?
FULL SHOW: Am I A Weirdo, I'm an artist and I taste paint to see what colour I should use?
Joe Daymond on how the US feels different to home and his comedy shows!
Drax Project on their brand new track to kick of NZ Music Month!
FULL SHOW: What did Matty get stuck in today?
FULL SHOW: Matty scared a teenage boy + what can you not finish?
The Harlem Globe Trotters on what they do best and how they can help Matty!
FULL SHOW: Is it weird to pluck my leg hairs one by one?
Rose Matafeo on her new show "New Zealand Spy" and when she first met Matty & PJ!
FULL SHOW: PJ is confronted by her gym trainer on air
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