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Matty & PJ - The Podcast — 330 episodes
Where did you get stranded? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Caitlin Marrett on PJ and Caitlin's new podcast! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What was your close call? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
I only used the tip! | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What is Cadbury hiding from us? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
How did Matty babysitting PJs kids go?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's sleeping in PJs bed tonight... | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJs Lonestar Masterton surprise! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
My friend always cancels on me. Should I give up? | Matty & PJ's Best Of The Week
Is it weird to squeegee myself with the shower squeegee? | Matty & PJ's Best Of The Week
What should Matty talk to straight men about? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty & PJ went on someone's backyard rollercoaster! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's Top 5: Disney Animated Movies | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ drops a hint on her 40 Before 40 for Matty! | Matty & PJ's Off Track
The Do's and Don't of Babysitting | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty ticked off another 40 before 40! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
When did your partner stuff up the shopping for you? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Piss Pants Mclean | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty & Producer Sara are fighting over chicken | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matilda Green on the under 16 social media ban | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"Can me and BJ have a couple of Rumbos?" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty is going to babysit PJs kids! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Could the timing have BEEN any worse? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
PJ accidentally flashed everyone | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's latest 40 before 40 update | Matty & PJ's Best Of The Week
I don't like the name my husband wants for the baby | Matty & PJ's Best Of The Week
Am I A Weirdo for needing to pee when I go HERE? | Matty & PJ's Best Of The Week
PJ got called out for this embarrassing cream | Matty & PJ's Best Of The Week
The pettiest break ups that make you go WHAT?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What was our funniest moment ever? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ's awkward pharmacy moment | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Jono, Ben & Megan are heading to PJS town! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
We unpack when Producer Sara fainted... | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Have you ever wondered what these sayings mean?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's John Campbell realisation | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The proposal that never came? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's awkward eye contact with a stranger | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Producer Sara's rogue James Bond pick... | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Who copped the blame when they shouldn't have? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Why Matty & PJ could NOT go to war if they were called up | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
The worst mistaken pronouncations | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty deleted a message in the group chat... | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What would you do in this situation?| Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty's humble moment at the clurrb | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's full chat about his Orca sighting today | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJs car camera blunder | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
My husband planned a boys trip on our 10th anniversary | Matty & PJ's Best Of The Week
Am I A Weirdo forputting onions in my socks? | Matty & PJ's Best Of The Week
What did you miss when you were out of town? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Did Matty see an orca today?! | Matty's 40 Before 40
It's PJS birthday today did you know? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
"I accidentally dated my biological brother!" | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Why do singers sound American when they sing? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
PJ had a serenade for her birthday | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ and BJs slump... NSFW! | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Long lost family members reunited | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What did you accidentally swallow? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Can you guess what year these songs came out? | Game
Someone took Matty's cans and he's not happy... | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Is PJ okay... | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What Matty does EVERY time he cooks dinner | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Are the new camera glasses at Kmart legal? | Interview
What would you do if you found $25 on the ground? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty did WHAT at the house party? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What did your neighbour report you for? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Suzy wins Lily Allen tickets with The Alpha Quiz! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Cute not Hot? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What should've stayed behind closed doors? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Group Therapy: Should I have changed my Netflix password? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Am I a Weirdo? I count my sips when drinking water! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
We chat to Chelsea FC's Aggie Beever-Jones | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty and PJ went out on the town last night | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ is in The Hits HQ! | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Anonymous Hotline: What Did You Get Away With? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ has discovered a new talent! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The Sneaky Things We Stole From the Pantry | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Where was the "spot" after school? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ gets real | Matty & PJ's Off Track
It's officially Leo season and Matty has a PSA about it | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What do you back yourself 100% with? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Can we get PJ's farm on Country Calendar? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ: The girl who cried wolf? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Are Rom Coms back?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The Case of the burnt Chicken Tenders | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty and PJ getting real | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What can you not stop buying? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty needs PJ to be his representative | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty's Murder Mystery Party: An Update | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ calls BJ to tell him the outcome of Peoples Poll | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What's the very normal thing you've never done before? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Am I A Weirdo: I eat a bowl of ice before bed each night | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Group Therapy: Am I becoming the office grump? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Alan Davies paid us a visit! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Will Matty's Murder Mystery go to plan? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What appliance are Matty and PJ? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Dog Box? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Is Matty strange for doing this? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Filthy Hotline: PJ has started doing what?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What got accidentally thrown away? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty added PJ's Husband on Snapchat | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty and PJ bring their Top 5 Rom Coms | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty needs to talk to PJ.. | Matty & PJ's Full Show
How Tuesday was your Tuesday? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ is getting tempted.. | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ got caught out by her husband! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Has Matty discovered a new secret talent? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What did you get in trouble for as a kid? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Why did Matty have to call 111? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Facebook Marketplace has it's lows | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Has PJ's husband created a new word? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's wardrobe malfunction?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Producer Sara and Facebook Marketplace | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Group Therapy: My neighbours camera points into my yard | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Am I A Weirdo: I think birds have security cameras in them | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ doesn't understand Matty's irrational fear | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
You told ChatGPT what?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Risky chat about battery powered objects?! | Matty & PJ's Off Track
To mesh or not to mesh? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What have you kept hidden from your partner? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Did you have an internet relationship? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty asks his husband's thoughts on BJ's beard | Matty & PJ's Off Track
We asked why should you not be alive? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's started another project... | Matty & PJ's Full Show
None of Ya Business is back! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How soon can Matty tick off another 40 before 40? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Should PJ's Husband shave his beard? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What was the important date you forgot? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Did PJs song make it through the battle rounds? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What have people tried to buy off you in public? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Did the boys make it back to Christchurch? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What was the important moment you missed? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty went to his first All Blacks game! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Helping listener Max ask his fiance for a Stag trip to Bali | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What happened in Matty's dream? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Group Therapy: Sibling vs mum on a family holiday, help!| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Am I A Weirdo for Google Mapping everywhere I go? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What was the biggest regret from your wedding? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Is Matty ready for his first ever All Blacks Game? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What is your story that absolutely no one believes? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Wrong place... Wrong time | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How did Matty accidentally end up on a movie set? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
A wild moment that happened in Below Deck | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Would you rather read minds or look 10 years into the future? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Why did Matty get hit in the face with onions? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The wildest 6x degree of seperation stories! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
The moment Sebastian won The Alpha Quiz! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
The movies we should not have watched as kids | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What did you not realise until it was too late? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
2x Christchurch Uni students on a mission! | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Do you know who sings this part of WannaBe by The Spice Girls?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJs husband peed somewhere NOT in the toilet... | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Our tribute to Sam Neil | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Would you tell us anything if it was Anonymous? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
When did you lie and get a discount? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
People Pleasers Unite: Why are we like this!! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Group Therapy: Bringing a brand new girlfriend to nana's funeral? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Am I A Weirdo: I dry my ears with my knickers after the shower| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
The craziest meet cute story | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Would you spend money on THIS? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty's rat | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Can Matty & PJ guess your business by it's name? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How would ChatGPT describe Matty & PJ? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Is it okay to be driving while on a Zoom call? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
PJs husband BJ had a manscaping disaster | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"I felt like a dried up peice of fruit" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Can Producer Sara name the real artists of Glee Songs? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How did Matty and PJ announce the wrong winner? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Metservice with an update on this wild weather across NZ | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJs baby was gnawing on something and she didn't know... | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
30 rock off? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
"You won CTI... you can do this!" | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty's next two 40 Before 40s were ticked off! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty and Producer Sara fight about... emails? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"I wanna be checked out" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Group Therapy: Is this too late to call your mum? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Am I A Weirdo: I hate all sauces and condiments | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Carla is heading to Brisbane to see The Foo Fighters Live! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What was meant to be private became public... | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The Wedding Dress saga | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Can you guess what year these songs came out? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How did PJ lose the tip of her finger? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What should Matty's drag name be? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Trying to find Matty a nickname | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Did you know this misheard lyric? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Why did Matty cry over wood? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty is doing DRAG!! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What's the code word? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
The best ingredients to add to make your meal better | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty had a psychic reading today! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJs son Charlie said the wrong thing to his mum... | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What would you do if you got offered this for free? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty and Ryan's surrogacy journey | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What noise did PJs son make at the funeral?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Group Therapy: Can I swap a puzzle for free at the opshop?| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How can a giraffe just disappear?| Matty & PJ's Off Track
Am I A Weirdo: I sweat when I eat salt & vinegar chips? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Jason Pine on NZ's last opportunity at The Fifa World Cup | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
She found $100 where?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Telling 14 year old Lola she's going to Ed Sheeran in LA! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ flashed the office | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty saw a guy painting with his... | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The legend who has only worn shorts for 45 years! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
You will NOT believe these stories | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's pitch for a brand new TV Show | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ doesn't change her socks everyday!| Matty & PJ's Full Show
Pranking Matty's mum on air! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What is Spying on Joe? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Where in public did PJ accidentally say "w**king?" | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Why did Matty cry over this? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Producer Sara shouldn't have told her boss this... | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What did PJ and her husband do at the rugby game?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What did Matty used to hide under his pillow? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Is it weird to sweat from doing this? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty's hot brother reviews the All Whites vs Egypt game! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJs return to Primary School | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty and PJ try their hand at acting | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Release Roulette: Can you guess the year? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"When I was on Celebrity Treasure Island..." | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Averil is heading to Vegas to see Olivia Dean live!! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What was your trauma from school? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty has embarrased himself in public | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"It's not very nice down there today" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Chur Bro! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty's ode to the place him and Ryan had their first date | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
How can we get PJ back? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty's 40 before 40 surprise with an All Black!| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"And I accidentally sent it to my dad" | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Do you want to stop Snape from getting that stone or not?| Matty & PJ's Off Track
Group Therapy: My friendship is over because of something petty| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ’s been secretly using Producer Bronte’s account | Matty & PJ's Full Show
We speak to the inspiration of the iconic kiwi Fish and Chips song! | Interview
Matty locked a whole team out of their office | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Do you man scape? (Not for little ears...) | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ's going back to school to sing the iconic Fish and Chips song! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"PJ Kondo" | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Shout out to Macandrew Bay School in Dunedin! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Samples Anonymous: Are We Taking It Too Far? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty reflects on Pride Month in New Zealand | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ loves watching her man do what? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Can Matty & PJ guess if you're Donald Ducking it?| Matty & PJ's Full Show
The moment Enya won a trip to see Bruno Mars in London! | Winner
"He's got big rizz" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
We trial a brand new game, should we keep it around? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty FINALLY watched Off Campus and he has thoughts | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Is the Fish and Chips song making a comeback? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty’s Husband Has Started Acting Suspiciously Affectionate | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Wedding Dress Burned After a Breakup | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Why Is Matty Pantless in a Work Meeting? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ's Sourdough Saga | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
The Fear of Being Bad at Things| Matty & PJ's Off Track
Matty on Kane Evans’ Coming Out Publicly| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Caught on Camera| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
A wedding dress reveal ruined by a well‑meaning mother‑in‑law | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What do we do in NZ that overseas they wouldn't understand! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
PJ thinks she saw the infamous Cantebury black panther! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
The dating app for rural folk! | Interview
PJ left Matty completely in the lurch| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Producer Sara has beef with Bree from ZM | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
The trends that should NOT make a comeback | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
We need to talk about Matty's uber receipts... | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Why did Matty drink breast milk? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty & PJ are joined by comedian Chris Parker! | Interview
Why is PJ rewatching this show again?!| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty unwillingly drank breast milk... | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ is the absolute flakiest... what did she do to Matty? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
What did PJ find in her food last night?| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty CALLS out Producer Sara!| Matty & PJ's Best Bit
"I'm Daffy Ducking it" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
What did Matty not realise he was paying for?! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Why are jeans with stirrups making a comeback?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Matty needs to call PJ out and he is PISSED | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
What is the elite Maccas burger? | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ is a hot mess and is it okay to leave a date because of THIS?! | Matty & PJ's Full Show
If you see a massage chair in public do you use it? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Matty's 40 Before 40: His siblings have made their pick! | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Where are David's ashes?! | Matty & PJ's Caller of the Week
Group Therapy: Do I need to pay my barber because of this? | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
Am I A Weirdo? "I wear my towel like a woman" | Matty & PJ's Best Bit
We're live from Gore! Have we lost the plot? | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Kiwi singer Riiki Reid on getting through grief & her new single 'Sauna' | Interview
If your number is 34 you've won the Meat Raffle | Matty & PJ's Off Track
Kaylee Bell with advice on being 'country' plus her new music | Interview
"Should we do our show naked?" | Matty & PJ's Off Track
PJ is far too old to be obsessed with this | Matty & PJ's Full Show
Nix Adams the winner of Celebrity Treasure Island! | Interview
A is for... Ass? The worst Temu fail yet
Join our Mint Slice exclusive page! Can Matty prove his love for these biscuits once and for all?
Matty & PJ - Off Track 27th May 2026
FULL SHOW: The petty grudges we refuse to let go of
Millennial mid life crisis - how many of these do you tick off?
FULL SHOW: How to NOT survive the zombie apocolypse
FULL SHOW: The ultimate betrayal
Matty's emotional tribute to Dame Jools Topp
AFC player Nando Pijnaker on the grand final against Sydney tomorrow!
FULL SHOW: The dramatic reason you had to leave the date before it started!
FULL SHOW: The mistake that almost burnt a house down…
FULL SHOW: PJ thinks black ute drivers are hot + those low level satisfying moments
Matty is ANGRY and he needs to vent about something drivers do...
Group Therapy: I went to a wedding and a few days later I got an email to transfer money?
FULL SHOW: What did your partner bring home without telling you?
FULL SHOW: Am I A Weirdo: I listen to Womb Music to fall asleep?
Why did Matty eat food out of the bin this morning?!
FULL SHOW: How Matty got locked out + PJs worst tech fails
How did Matty and Jono go at hosting The Hits Breakfast this morning?!
FULL SHOW: PJs three year old sons weird request
Ben from The Hits Breakfast gives Matty advice for working with Jono tomorrow!
FULL SHOW: What did the tradie stumble upon?!
The BEST misheard song lyrics - have you been singing these wrong?
FULL SHOW: What has PJ accidentally signed Matty up to + adults acting like kids
Matty ticked off a massive item from his "40 before 40" list!
FULL SHOW: Bronte's Love Machine. The three finalists. Who will Bronte choose?!
Matty put his hand up for something at the worst possible time...
FULL SHOW: Bronte's third and final suitor + Fiona won a trip to surpise her mum!
The boys from Coterie on their new track in time for NZ Music Month!
FULL SHOW: Why did someone push their 4 year old niece?
What happened on the blind date?!
An update on Matty's 40 before 40!
FULL SHOW: The Matty & PJ Love Machine is in full swing!
FULL SHOW: An update on Producer Bronte's love life + worst Mothers Day gift
Are we about to reveal what PJ saw her husband doing on the security camera?
FULL SHOW: Am I A Weirdo, I'm an artist and I taste paint to see what colour I should use?
Joe Daymond on how the US feels different to home and his comedy shows!
Drax Project on their brand new track to kick of NZ Music Month!
FULL SHOW: What did Matty get stuck in today?
FULL SHOW: Matty scared a teenage boy + what can you not finish?
The Harlem Globe Trotters on what they do best and how they can help Matty!
FULL SHOW: Is it weird to pluck my leg hairs one by one?
Rose Matafeo on her new show "New Zealand Spy" and when she first met Matty & PJ!
FULL SHOW: PJ is confronted by her gym trainer on air
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