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Metro Machines Podcast — 218 episodes
TARPS OFF
Tonight we steal the moon!
Chanel Fetty Woop Woop
Cars Cars Cars
THERE'S A GIRAFFE IN THE STUDIO
So here it is: Quinn Diggity and Slap Happy Pappy Show
FOs talks too much
START THE ERIC COUNTDOWN
MARCH SADNESS THE FINALS
MARCH SADNESS 2026 Week 2
MARCH SADNESS 2026 WEEK 1
March Sadness 2026 Week 0
A FEVER YOU PROBABLY COULD SWEAT OUT
TWO BROS IN A STUDIO
PUT THAT THANG DOWN FLIP IT AND REVERSE IT
Bossa Nova All Night
WE HAS POINTERS
What would you do?
200th Video:GOALS
Die on This hill
Top 5, of what?
I Had to cut the entire intro from this for political reasons.
It snowed
QINN GOT A JOB
Thanksgiving Draft 2025
The one before the Thanksgiving Draft
29 + 1 for the ship.
Well I lost
Vote For Vore
Wild man is back
Carl in his Toyota
Food truck and such
Metro Machines Podcast: Open the door
We're here. We did it.
AND I LOVE THE WAY YOU LOVE ME
Not My Wedding
HR Violations
Kirkland Signature Eyer(couldn't find a good title)
One last time eh?
It's hot in here!
Cocaine Friend Adventure
Flip 7 the podcast
Tight SHOT TWO
Close Shot. Tight Cam
FOs talks too much.
WE R WHO WE R
We shotgunned beers in the parking lot after this.
Eric's boyfriend(clickbait)
Metro Machines Podcast: You're Wrong I'm Right.
Can we get your attention please?
March Sadness 2025: The Finale and Wanda's last stand.
March Sadness 2025 Brackets 3 &4
March Sadness 2025 Brackets1 & 2
March Sadness 2025: The Big List
Keith Plays the Dice Game, Eric just why?
It's cold and this is late.
BEYBLADE BATTLE DOME DEATHMATCH
Grab a coloring book!
I'VE GOT A POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE, we are popsicles.
Dad Man invades the studio!
Yugoslawanda , FOs getting a food truck?
New Year, New Nonsense, Same Excuses
Crankin' the Holiday Hog
*redacted* So Cal
Thanksgiving draft 2024!
Travel Chat, Wanna come?
Cancel Eric, we will miss you. XOXO
Well, it is Tuesday.
Last week but for this week.
HOTPOCKETS WITH THE WANDA AND THE SLAP HAPPY PAPPY!
The Change is Coming
You cannot tell us what to do!
Crapplebee's is better than Chili's
NEWs NEWs NEWs
Millennial Emo Experience
Wanda is Getting SNIPPED
Olympic trials and Guilty verdicts
Shrek is Love, Shrek is life.
Once again *Allegedly*
How was your weekend?
Beer Run: Madison edition
Eric, Arby's, and the great flood of 2024
Skyrockets in Flight.
WE ARE NOT VOTING....
Brain rot, postal scuffles, and Eric gets sorted into his midlife activity.
Well, we tried.
Kenz made me change the name of this episode.
Gospel or Malarkey?
Boink. Marry. Kill. PT.1
FOs quits his job, Quinn learns about benefits....
Insecurity 2
WrestleMania 40
The Irish Lass Licker
March Sadness 2024
Allegedly*
Bojungas
You just got a letter
The Provo Push
Ready Player One: Future or Fiction?
Super Bowl Shuffle
Royal Rumble 2024
It's a pirates life for me
Sportsball and icicles
New year, Same Sluts.
Stories from the road
.69% Possibility
Wanda and the Slap Happy Pappy ft. Kenz's technical issues
Get Zooted.
Thanksgiving Day Draft 2023
Car Crash Concussionfest
AITA? Yes, of course you are.
More Creed? Seriously?
WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN
SKIP THIS ONE
2 Bears 4 Idiots
Candy Pandemonium over Cronin's Key
Quinn Diggity and Councilman Slap Happy Pappy
HOW DARE YOU
The gangs all here!!!
Quinn loves disc golf, Kevin Jones, and America, HE'S BACK!!!
GO BANANAS GO! Special announcement from FOs
TAKE ME OUT TO THE OLD BALL GAME
10 Things Older Than the Confederacy
Eric's ASMR sessions
It's Wanda and The Slap Happy Pappy Show pt. 3
Kenz Feet, Wanda's shirt, and Eric is not Keith
The Intervention of The Wanda
You did What for 3 grand?
WARNING: THERE ARE NO SWEAR WORDS IN THIS EPISODE.
Checking in with Quinn and FOs becomes unhinged
Healthiest Guts In MidWest: taste test time!
Tulip Festival 2023
1st Annual Spelling Bee with Chandler!!!!!!!!
Bad Bunny, Disk mania, and the big mess we made.
IS FOs RETIRING?!?!?!?! Wanda gets a U.B.I.
Flamboyant pocket
Lesbians, Subarus, and Conservatives value, OH MY!
Cuz Your Boyfriends a B***h W/ Kenz of the Heavy Hitters Podcast
Absolutely 0 Talk about Wrestling, Thanos, and Scars
Wanda and the Desk of destiny
States and Capitals 2023
New segments and a few more dastardly plans
This is Insecurity!
Happy Birthday Keith
Our worst Nightmare
Royal Rumble Baby!
Dungeon Master Wanda's revenge
Presentations Version1.0
ABHJ IYKYK
The 69th episode extravaganza!
New Year. Same us. Still Idiots
Grinch Kink to Daddy issues ratio.
Living Room Invasion 1: Wanda's not so Hot ones and disappointing crowds
Music When you're 14, Wanda broke himself, and Quinn joins from the other side of the world.
Thanksgiving Draft 2022 & Eric gets his first DBSB moment!
Wanda is starting an OnlyFans *shocking*(emotional)
On the Road, Highway 20 Still sucks.
Sportsball, Prostate exams, vasectomies , and Quinn's last Pod for a while
Headphone Claps for everyone. We have a Secret to share.....
IF I GET ONE MORE ADJECTIVE.... You're never going to believe this...
The roast of Quinn Savage
Gud Boi
Cassie visits the studio. Weiners With Wanda
Paqui One Chip Challenge & Toddler questions
MRE Roulette and Mukbang with the boys!
Cheap drinks and New in studio guests
Quinn and FOs go to a show or two.
Rally recap and a whole lot of nonsense
Daddy Kickbucks Presents: The Metro Machines Podcast
Dungeons & Dragons attempt-ish 1
Do you swear on this Homosexual Light saber?
They're a "blank" but, they are/do "blank
HangBang #1
Bucket list Jamboree
This or That!
Lyrics That Piss Us Off, (that piss Quinn off)
Finally talking about music
It's the Wanda and Slap Happy Pappy show pt. 2
The night of the Hausen, Go Wild.
It's the Wanda and Slap Happy Pappy show
3 P's to success- Portillo's, {P}Lego, and Pals
BONUS EPISODE: #FOsforcitycouncil
Prom 2022
Podcast updates and the usual gentalia talk
Judd Hoos & the American song contest!
Wrestlemania 2022
Mile High Business
Motorbikes and Bad Tacos With Cassie
Bad Hotel Reviews
Too Hyped, Too Many People.
Lego, BBQ, and Drunks
Ahoy From The Land Yacht!
Football With Shannon
Metro Machines Chicken and Weed #meatsacks
One Shot One Take-Disney Princess, coffee, and Non sense
Half Cannonball Run with a Side of B.O.
5 Questions With Wanda/Austin/bubba
New Years with the crew.
5 Q's With Quinn
Season 2 Premier
Season Finale pt.2
Season 1 Finale pt.1
The One About Alaska
Stories From The Road 1
16 verbal food fight
Everyone VS Team Silverspoon
The One About Buster
A Quick Game and Nothingness
State Capital Stupid Test
Weddings and Events Episode 2
5 Questions with Keith
Shannon's Interview Hangout
<1 Homosexual Lightsaber
Eric vs. Runza
Dad Jokes.... Kinda
Weddings and Events Episode 1
5 Questions with FOs
Don't cancel us..... yet