All Episodes
Michael Myers Minute — 95 episodes
Halloween Ends Review - "i am a Halloween 6 apologist"
Halloween Kills Review Part 2 - "what is the point?"
Halloween Kills Review - "I think Danny McBride and David Gordon Green fundamentally misunderstand this franchise"
Halloween Minute 91 - "Right now, on Michael Myers Minute, there is only this film."
Halloween Minute 90 - "Halloween is over. The games. The roles. The cheap thrills."
Halloween Minute 89 - "a dream about his vengeance on a Druid girl who had not returned his love"
Halloween Minute 88 - "and be assured that he and the evil he represents are no more"
Halloween Minute 87 - "You go to Hell, Michael Myers, or whatever your name really is!"
Halloween Minute 86 - "a last echo of Halloween play"
Halloween Minute 85 - "Loomis is crazed, unhinged. In the novelization, he’s running on some sort of evil radar right now… because that’s normal."
Halloween Minute 84 - "like he was flailing uncontrollably a moment ago but knows exactly what he’s doing now"
Halloween Minute 83 - “Ready or not, here I come.”
Halloween Minute 82 - "If only this were nineteenth-century Transylvania"
Halloween Minute 81 - "she wondered what grades your teachers gave you if you died mid-term; she wondered what they'd dress her in for the funeral"
Halloween Minute 80 - "these are probably names of people who tried to be whistleblowers and had to be silenced"
Halloween Minute 79 - “No more trick or treat! It's late. Go away! We have no more candy!”
Halloween Minute 78 - "Finally, she notices the stunt glass and, SECOND 46, she breaks it with both hands. And, we get another IMDb goof"
Halloween Minute 77 - "as if our eyes have suddenly begun to adjust to the darkness"
Halloween Minute 76 - "She is divided between light and shadow."
Halloween Minute 75 - "The murders punctuate the suspense, they do not overshadow it.”
Halloween Minute 74 - "to surprise the friends she assumes are waiting to scare her"
Halloween Minute 73 - "as if to hear some sound of life from the inside"
Halloween Minute 72 - "Welcome to Michael Myers Second, where we delve into the 1978 horror classic Halloween's Minute 72 one second at a time"
Halloween Minute 71 - "she alone looks death in the face"
Halloween Minute 70 - "attuning himself to the vibrations of evil in the air and trying to get a fix "
Halloween Minute 69 - "The girl danced madly in his clutches, biting, kicking, wriggling, scratching, pounding, pulling, striking"
Halloween Minute 68 - "the ferocity of a victim in full panic"
Halloween Minute 67 - "we can scream at the screen but our cries will be impotent"
Halloween Minute 66 - "he makes a guttural sound deep in his throat"
Halloween Minute 65 - "as scripted, there’s too much going on"
Halloween Minute 64 - "fads that sweep the theater - nudity or whatever"
Halloween Minute 63 - "Old Mr. Zucchini's getting soft enough to mash"
Halloween Minute 62 - "no need to explain Lindsey in the neighbor boy's pajamas"
Halloween Minute 61 - "Michael Myers is not Jason Voorhees"
Halloween Minute 60 - "I thought it was still sexual"
Halloween Minute 59 - "slashed into crescent skulls for his glorification"
Halloween Minute 58 - "Something that had no name, something hideous, something that now had a human form"
Halloween Minute 57 - "just like hanging out in the bushes"
Halloween Minute 56 - "Michael was a clown, once"
Halloween Minute 55 - "I exist on the internet so I can be that way"
Halloween Minute 54 - "You don't know, anonymous IMDb goof writer"
Halloween Minute 53 - "sometimes, I think I put too much thought into these things"
Halloween Minute 52 - "you sound so disappointed that they'd get high instead of having an orgy"
Halloween Minute 51 - "death is gonna catch us all"
Halloween Minute 50 - "Why does your shirt smell like teenage butter and popcorn?"
Halloween Minute 49 - "this could just be avoided by if they had microwaveable popcorn in 1978"
Halloween Minute 48 - "get into the... the darkness of him"
Halloween Minute 47 - "the hassle of explaining and repaying the Wallaces for the damage"
Halloween Minute 46 - "and I guess the dryer is in a tree"
Halloween Minute 45 - "fancy and/or a choking hazard"
Halloween Minute 44 - "i should have made a list ahead of time"
Halloween Minute 43 - "no brown m&ms allowed backstage"
Halloween Minute 42 - "Making a new Halloween is more of a gimmick than a love affair"
Halloween Minute 41 - "this white whale had not yet been caught"
Halloween Minute 40 – “outside, upstairs, in the attic”
Halloween Minute 39 – “take self defense classes so your fists are weapons”
Halloween Minute 38 – “he’s not a very proactive doctor”
Halloween Minute 37 – “the voice was whispering something to him”
Halloween Minute 36 – “would you scare the homeless children?”
Halloween Minute 35 – “and I put the blanket over my head”
Halloween Minute 34 – “Does Jamie Lee Curtis not have boobs?”
Halloween Minute 33 – “I think I maybe accidentally killed a couple ants”
Halloween Minute 32 – “it’s basically a love song”
Halloween Minute 31 – “and leaves the world to darkness and to me”
Halloween Minute 30 – “the illusion of grace and salvation”
Halloween Minute 29 – “he may have the mind of a six-year-old but he knows what an orgy is”
Halloween Minute 28 - "the most important emotionally-loaded item in the plot"
Halloween Minute 27 – “you’re trying too hard to convey seventies”
Halloween Minute 26 – “it’s the point of the slasher film”
Halloween Minute 25 – “like, are we limiting this to humans, or…”
Halloween Minute 24 – “that’s not creepy at all, Michael”
Halloween Minute 23 – “oh man, that’s such a good line”
Halloween Minute 22 – “you forget everything but your pill”
Halloween Minute 21 – “you look like a drunken mountain goat”
Halloween Minute 20 – “Why did Michael ever take the matches out of the station wagon?”
Halloween Minute 19 – “just don’t put razor blades in food, and if you do, I guess, wear gloves”
Halloween Minute 18 – “You’re killed by Michael Myers himself or you’re Ben Tramered”
Halloween Minute 17 – “our inability to conceptualize or understand the thing that he represents”
Halloween Minute 16 – “see if I can connect them in my head canon”
Halloween Minute 15 – “the dog appears bigger than the car”
Halloween Minute 14 – “have you ever murdered anyone, or do you plan to?”
Halloween Minute 13 – “why are you fine with this?”
Halloween Minute 12 – “and pretty in a quiet sort of way”
Halloween Minute 11 – “forty years ago, he started a sentence… and he never ended it”
Halloween Minute 10 – “help him find his purple lawn mower”
Halloween Minue 9 - "Marion wasn't very woke"
Halloween Minute 8 – “throwing up his hands in unscientific despair”
Halloween Minute 7 – “when mommy and daddy get home”
Halloween Minute 6 - "a thousand slabs of bloody meat"
Halloween Minute 5 - "and, they say her brother did it"
Halloween Minute 4 - "Michael's around someplace"
Halloween Minute 3 - "thy soul shall roam the earth till the end of time"
Halloween Minute 2 - "since we were young"
Halloween Minute 1 - "you don't have to die because you're a slut"
Halloween Minute (Pilot) - "I think I will be an expert on Halloween"