All Episodes
Middle of Somewhere w/ Chad Daniels and Cy Amundson — 382 episodes
Sweating in the Keys and Summerslam
Listen To Your Body and BE FAST
Adoption Bribery and the Eminem Effect
The Michael Jordan of Twat Token
Walmart Monkey and The Orange Balloon
Woke Cody and Genetic Sexual Attraction
Potty Training and Worlds Largest Truck Stop
Chad’s Back and Chad’s Back
From BTK to CFO
A Weird Stretch and Baby Number Deuce
The Piñata and Toxic Shock
Back Pocket Gun and Hit Me!
All Ankles Matter and Cornhole Shooter
Fighting Styles and Montessori Sandwich
Elevator Leg Sweep and Airplane Delivery
Machu Picchu and House Parties
Grocery Store Ball and Case Day
Goose Mafia and Hotel For Dogs
Frozen Yogurt and Civil War
Chuck Norris and Chill Guy Cy
Dr. Teeth and The Special
Waymo and Muppets The Band
Problem Solver and Chad’s Final Marriage
Angry In Arizona and Pokemon Cards
Nonuplets and Tag Back
The Airport Episode
French Kissing w/ David Huntsberger
No Show (1/26/26)
Candy Combos and Shaq Car
Magna-Tile Twin Towers and Digital Impaction
Stunny D with Eeland Stribling
Christmas at the Cabin and Cy is Volatile
Nurse Practitioner and Go Birds
Nepo Nephew and You Look Like A Bomb Guy
Daddy Has A Penis and Facebook Ate My Google
Smoothie Beard and Bathroom Turbulence
First Swear and I’m Just Disappointed
Minced Garlic and Plane Dancing
Single Parenting and Lionel The Dahmer
Hambone and Jawbone
Ticking Time Tom and Jack Daniels The Dog
Tiny House Retirement and Cookie Monster
Cy-Chotic and Whole Foods Hooligans
Cydelanta and Count Dracula
Brake Check and Chad In Public Tickets
Speed Bumps and MOS+
Powerball and Big Breakfast
Dictator Chad and Bow Benders
Internet Sleuth At A Hipster Cafe
Chad's Boring Phone
Freaky Friday
Stress Mountain and Reverse Notebook
Greg Solved It
The Sausage Weapon
Cy's Face
Mind Eraser’s and the Three Legged Rat
Moose & Joe
Grand Champion of Second Chances
Clutter Boy In A Clutter House
Likable Chad
Sweet Potato Scramble and You Stink!
The Happiest Place On Earth
No Parent Left Behind
Iguany Donny Has No Money
Where The Orange Juice At?
No Refractory Zone w/ Mike Cronin
Inappropriate Ink
Pizza Pizza
Skin To Skin Rights
Don't Lose to Louis
Dougie The Owl w/ Tom Dustin
Panama Jack Sparrow
Lobster For The Table
2 Man Holiday
AI Revenge Heroes
Rooftop Close Encounters
Midwest Booze Breakfast
The Michael Jordan Of Panhandlers
Things Are Different Now
Weird Guy Power Rankings
Unwanted Adult Product Celebrations
Where’s Your Food From?
Taking A Bullet and Cliff Selfies
A Good Ole Fashion Pharmacy Meltdown
Cy Ruins The Christmas Episode
Welcome To Pretend Gangland
Grandpa’s Gonna Find You Love
Dumpster Brew and Tricky Prostitutes
Big Tim’s Wild Night
Mommas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Say Daddy
Ben Roy Defends His House
Three Pet Parrots and a Firearm
Geoff Asmus’ INSANE Chicago Mugging Story
Match My Like and Cy's Push Present
Harassed by the White Women Pumpkin Police
Russian Spy Whale and Raw Potatoes
Fist Hurricane and Bad Bitch Academy
Dadvice and The Father of a Boy Named Sue
Bad Dad, Good House and President of Tent City
Haley Joel Osment and The Results Are In
Godfather's Pizza and Hot Hot Hot
Japanese Nanny and The Aumundson Two
Toxic Turnaround and Small Town
Duck Duck Jeep and I Believe In You Daniel
Craigslist Mating Calls and Baked Apple
Civil War Grandpa and Gassing Up
Photo Albums and Food Cummers
Holy War Baseball and Itchy Foot
Fabio's Goose and Big Bird Nation
Baby Ladder Match and Scotcharoos
Musical Theatre and The Ungrateful Comic Tour
Grocery Store Cowboys and Barefoot Summer
Donkey Basketball and Vigilante Goosing
Mr. Rachel and 9 Club
Hemorrhoid Pillow and Change Your Future
Quilt Coats and Banana Peels
Slam Dunk Mascot Championship and Tongue Sucking
Top Liars and Spider Poems
Range Finder and Classic Country Countdown
Travel Blender and Yard Signs
Equipse and He's Here
The Show Guy and The Robin
Third Reich Trick Shot and Cancel List Tour
Isaac's Wedding and Blackjack
Dan St. Germain and Ali Sultan
Tenth Hour and Fifty Grand
Youdunit and I'd Eat That Kid
Goosebumps and Kelsey Cook
Toby Keith and Missing Drivers License
Cancer Sniffing Dogs and Chop Suey!
Boozy Sleep and Bully Clocks
Miracle Geese and Road House
Apiarists and The Mad Chadder
Peg Legs and Original Pancake House
New Years Resolutions and Cheaty Cheaty Window
Mountain Whites and Russian Nesting Thank You's
Happy Holidays!
Tree Removal and Papa Cy
VA Hospitals and Mike Lester
Stiff Limits and Edwards Jones
Step-Aunt Diggs and Retirement Homes
Centurion Lottery and Ace of Spades
FuccBoi Nation and Newspaper Clippings
Jalapeños and Ken Winkler
Bill Spears and Faith
X-Ray Glasses and Beth Stelling
Mercy Flush and the King of Lexington
Budweiser and Swampcast
Enterprise and Panhandling
Textile Magnets and True Crime
Beaver Rat and One Star Reviews
Banana Phone and Uncle Sams Club
Leather Jackets and Brewster's Millions
Chad's Turn and Benjamin Button
Uncle Cy & Chaddy Daddy's Non-PC Water Park
Lazy River and Fast Car
Housing Amenities and Snatch Catch
Chiropractors and Is Cy Crazy
School Busses and Dunning-Kruger
Heckler Destroys Comedian and Silent Diseases
Relationship Matriarch and Dessert Power Rankings
Butthole Vapes and Fully Loaded
Quadnado and Titanic Conspiracies
Repo Man and High Expectations
Monkey Bar and Thank You For Your Service
Nuclear Codes and Name That Tune
Moving Day and Turtle Mystery
Bait Bike and Sexual Pinocchio
Cousin Ron and Lawn Care
Piss Mulch and Opting Out
Talking Middle and Jehovah's Witness
Viking Funerals and Superman
Pit Master Rob Zombie and Wet Monkey Hypothesis
Spirit Airlines and Adoption
Key Parties and The Tenderloin
March Madness and BB Guns
Finger Loosely and Secondhand Lions
Enemy of the Church and House Husband Power Rankings
Segways and Kelsey Cook
Magic Kingdom and Sexy EMTs
Go Bananas and Unlocked Cars
Cheerleaders and Teardrop Tattoos
Pinocchio 2: Donkey Boy Island
Exercise Classes and Championship Weekend
BONUS EPISODE: Mike Cronin and Ran Barnaclo
Noise Complaints and Witness Protection
Travis Tritt Kroger and Sexdiculousness
Dog Buttons and You Hate To See It
Traditional Insurance and Hot Chad In The City
Betstradamus and DIY Tampons
Ratchet Straps and MOS FC
Chicken Pot Pies and Two Specials
Cigarette Butts and Rube Goldberg
Mormon Missionaries and Bill Squire
Uncle Tits and David Huntsberger
Slim Jims and Celebrity Advice
Mussolini in the Morning and Sun Tanned Toes
The Creami and The Miracle Worker
Stomach Bugs and Lock Ins
Window Seats and Uncle Jimbo's Sperm Farm
Gary The Voice and Faith in Humanity
Stolen Identities and Math Bud
Sneeze Guard Restaurants and Sabastian Bach
Customer Service and Slippery Slopes
Neurodivergent Shorelines and Chad's Funeral
Siri and The House of Daniels
Exploratory Majors and The Warlock
Pool Squats and Olivia Goes to College
Butterbean and Book Listening
Chad In Public and Commission Coyotes
Quarantine and Deservance
Sidewalk Chalk and Sperm Donors
Peckers and Peaches
Traders World Flea Market
Cy And Chad’s White Trash Birdhouse Company
Brick and Mortar Tickle Me Parlor
Wedding Greg and TikTok
Mormons and Homeward Bound
Garage Sale and Ice Cream Machine
Sweatpants and Remote Controlled Boats
Face Tattoos and Cy Latrine
Pavlovian Boners and The Batman
Babe Winkelman and The Felties
Way Down Yonder on the Chattahoochee
Furniture Store and Where Are They Now
Sombreros and Muskrats
The Naked SUV and The Toe
The Middle of Suckwhere, Vol. 2
Idaho and The Spring of Chad
Jungle Jim’s and After Shows
Food Delivery and Theatrical Speech
Tug Palace and Airport Race
Cowboy Mugs and Big Buck Hunter
Chad's Internet and Swapping Seats
Skate Guards and OCD Golf
Steak Shortage and Dog Diapers
Baby It's Cold But Baby It's Warm
Chad's Tax Plan and Hot Tubs
Notebooks and Proposals
Beautiful Will Smith and Greg Coleman
Ain't Nobody Gonna Tell Me How To Live
DUI Training and Yard Signs
Super Bloom and Darryl Lenox
The Ran Barnaclo Chronicles, Part 2
The Ran Barnaclo Chronicles, Part 1
Hecklers and Jackie Kashian
Capri Sun and Tommy Ryman
Gift Baskets and Ali Sultan
Infomercials and Tim Harmston
Montessori Schools and Josh Johnson
Dolphin Hotels and Mary Mack
Sheepskin Condoms and Mike Brody
Mall Santas and Cy Is Unlikable
Second Weddings and Lululemon
Buffalo Shrimp and Heckling
Unsolved Mysteries and Bryan Miller
Elderly Buy and S'mores
Return of the Cy and Crash Randicoot
Chad's Mom, Pt. 2
Chad's Mom, Pt. 1
Gumplefart and Safaris
Spelling Bees and Kevin Bozeman
Moose Returns and I Said Fire
Solo Lux and Still Hanging In There
Backslash Middle of Somewhere
Relationship Fasting and Motorcycle Clubs
Locally Hated and Safety Doors
Dad Law and Hammer Road
Cowboy Chad and The Head Trevor
Gilroy and Medical Toilets
Mr. Batteries and Stevens Point Face Mask
Uncle Joey and Uncle Cy
Cryptocurrency and Custom Cabinets
Emergency Landing and Loose With The Moose
Future Farmers and This Old Man's Old House
Extraction and Elgin
Step-Man and Waterparks
Ho Jo's and Dan St. Germain
Pricks and The Tits Nips
The Middle of Suckwhere
Three Legged Dog and the Ellester
Cy's Back (on the show) and Cy's Back (sucks)
Tweets and Thomas Rice
Mickey’s Grenades and Christian Everhard
Megadosing in Miami with Mike Cronin
North Dakota Woodstock and Mary Santora
Saxophone Lamps and Pat McGann
Water Bum and Ian’s Bagg
Taco Bell and Tampons with Bill Squire
Pandemic Dating with Andy Woodhull
The Bodyguard and Kellen Erskine
Stand-Up Umpire and Josh Sneed
Moose in the Morning and Joe Zimmerman
Blake Wexler and Aspen Trash
Runners Body and Pay It Forward
Beautiful Beans and Rippin’ Lips
Edward Collins and Edward Collins
Big Heads and Omegle
Food Bag and The Macy's in Woodland Hills
Tom Berenger and Clown Power Rankings
Questions Part 2
That’s For Real and That’s For Real
The Mullet and the Bullet
Let Me Go and Hold Me Close
Sloth Baby and New Art
Day Trading and Doubletree
Couples Building and Death Threats
Nachos and I Understand
Trading Cards and The Slam Dong Champion
Elderly Cy and the Long-Armed Man
License Plates and Hairless Cats
New Color and Hero Bird
Peanut Mortality and Broken Glass
Water Jugs and Car Knives
Bill Engvall and Doctors
Cy Returns and Fish You
Last Comic Standing with Old Drinking Buddies
Air Jordans and Kevin Bozeman
Fathers Day and Olivia's Driving Test
Future Chad and Dog Bite
Kelsey Cook and Minneapolis
The Ballad of Skeet Mcgraw
Free Spirits and Viola Davis
Chad's Internet and Fantasy Island
Forensic Files and the Otter Returns
Like an Otter in the Wind
Hitchhiker and Prom
Quarantine MVP and Chad's Doodle
BONUS CONTENT
Speech Class and Mouse War [REMIX]
Mouse War and Tiny Houses
Winnipeg Vance and Amber Preston
Missouri and Modern Day Patty Cake
Spreader and Chad Militia
Giraffes and Pirates
WHO Says and Roll Away Rocks
Jennay and Jafar
Coronavirus and Lyme's Disease
Blue Sky Energy and Kjell
Grey Skies and Green Tractor
Jet Skis and Joseph Matthew
Apple Pay and Chad's Game Day
Arm Wrestling and Copper Poisoning
Rockin' Rider Pony and White Glover
Plant-Based and Charades
Transformers and Santa
Mail Thief and Dad Manager
Two Aisles and Trophies
Chadsgiving and Sister Act
The Help and Mclanes Tale
Contests and Mark Normand
Elephants and Cardboard John Waynes
Tony Shalhoub and Bob Cheetah
Chad Spaz and Gatorhole
Chad's Picture and Body by Paul
Ocean's Steven and Questions
Crosswords and Haybales Tales
Pizza and Apples
Perms and Gangs
Rodeo and Dave
Diaper Update and Diaper Consent
Lines and Haybales' Food List
Provincetown and Merch Store
Tailbone and Kevin the Dog
Parenting and Off-Duty Cy
Chad's Coffee and Beartooth Mountain
Clown Update and Jessie’s Boy
Permits and Town Festivals
Diner Racists and Jeff Dunham
Burritos and Body Builders
Bowie Knives and Nate
Chad Wins and Pop Machines
Gallagher and Two Sentences
Constitutional and Carrot Peeler
Cy Got Married and Chad Officiated
The Letter and Red Velvet Cake
Rental Cars and HJLL
Gas Pants and Horse Steak
Yelling and New Uncle
Bucket List and Jack Shack
Bumper Sticker Therapy and Sodomy
Star Search and OCD