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Mixed Movie Reviews — 82 episodes
S4-E16: Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster (Ebirah: Horror of the Deep) - "Hey Mossuda, they're using phony liquid!"
S4-E15: Zenon Girl of the 21st Century - "Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zenon" Cletus Le Fetus"
S4-E14: Top Secret - "Till all skeet, skeet, skeet-Surfin'"
S4-E13: Balto - "Oh my, what big paws you have!"
S4-E12: Scrooged - "Bingo, Bango, Bongo!"
S4-E11: Lethal Weapon - "Need heroin, Yooou got it!"
S4-E10: Die Hard - "Fists with your toes!"
S4-E9: The Brave Little Toaster: "You're just mad he didn't play with you"
S4-E8: Interview with the Vampire
S4-E7: The Faculty - Ohio: The Backdoor of America!
S4-E6: Spawn - Balgogi is the Devil!
S4-E5: The Princess Bride - I do not think it means what you think it means
S4-E4: Tron - We’re all users
S4-E3: The Witches - Where is Graaaaan'maaaa's finger?
S4-E2: Fight Club - Ikea is the problem.
S4-E1: Waterworld - Ahoy! Obscure references ahead Captain!
S3-Episode #21: The Golden Child - “What is really going on here”
S3-Episode #20: Labyrinth - “It’s a piece of cake”
S3-Episode #19: Adventures in Babysitting - “Don’t F@%K with the Babysitter”
S3-Episode #18: Ewoks: The Battle for Endord - “What are you doing you little beggar?!”
S3-Episode #17: Jurassic Park - “Veggie-saurus Lex, you dope”
S3-Episode #16: Little Nemo - “Pajama pajama, pajama pajama, pajama paja-STFU”
S3-Episode #15: The Shadow - Opium drug lord turned superhero
S3-Episode #14: Darby O’Gill and the Little People - I want to party with King Brian for sure.
S3-Episode #13: The Sandlot - “The colossus of clout!”
S3-Episode #12: Honey, I Shrunk the Kids! - “I saw it first! It’s MINE!”
S3-Episode #11: An American Werewolf in London - “Have you ever talked to a corpse? IT’S BORING!”
S3-Episode #10: X-men - “What do they call you, Wheels?”
S3-Episode #9: The Thing - “ I'm a real light sleeper…”
S3-Episode #8: The NeveryEnding Story - “The hate for the turtle is true”
S3-Episode #7: Digimon: The Movie - “Three stories that loosely Digivolve into one.”
S3-Episode #6: The Long Kiss Goodnight - “And one right here next to Mr. Wally”
S3-Episode #5: Silver Streak - “Shake it, but don’t break it”
S3-Episode #4: The Great Race - “Rum? I never mix my pies!”
S3-Episode #3: Ferngully - “Help it Grow.”
S3-Episode #2: The Rock - “Let’s cut the chit-chat, A-hole!”
S3-Episode #1: GoldenEye - “For England, James?”
S2-Episode #21: Hackers - “Mess with the Best, Die like the Rest”
S2-Episode #20: The Game - “I am extremely fragile right now”
S2-Episode #19: True Lies - “Take her. Take her. Oh, god, don't hurt me.”
S2-Episode #18: Jaws - “Come down here and chum some of this S**T”
S2-Episode #17: The Adventures of Baron Munchausen - “Am I dead?”
S2-Episode #16: Johnny Tsunami - “Totally rickter”
S2-Episode #15: Monster Squad - "Wolfman's got nards!"
S2-Episode #14: Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark - "They're diggin' in the wrong place."
S2-Episode #13: Operation Condor - “What is it Jackie?”
S2-Episode #12: Friday - “Puff, puff, give.”
S2-Episode #11: Legend - “We are all animals, m’lady.”
S2-Episode #10: Fantasia - “Thanks a lot, old man!”
S2-Episode #9: Spice World - “Blah, blah, blah, Girl Power.”
S2-Episode #8: Gremlins - “Bright light. Bright light.”
S2-Episode #7: Blade - “Crosses don’t do squat.”
S2-Episode #6: The Phantom - “Nobody refusesThe Phantom
S2-Episode #5: Arachnophobia - “That’s right, I’m bad.”
S2-Episode #4: Hook - “You can fly! You can fight! And you can…”
S2-Episode #3: Big Trouble in Little China - “It’s all in the reflexes.”
S2-Episode #2: Predator - “I ain’t got time to bleed.”
S2-Episode #1: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - “You killed the car.”
Episode #21: Stepmonster - “Do you have anything on Tropopkins?”
Episode #20: Starship Troopers - “Everybody fights, no one quits.”
Episode #19: Mother Goose Rockin’ Rhyme - “Why me?”
Episode #18: Poltergeist - “ This house is clean.”
Episode #17: The Fifth Element - “Mul-ti-pass.”
Episode #16: 3 Ninjas: Kick Back - “Let’s murderalize them!”
Episode #15: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - “Stop!”
Episode #14: Willow - “Outta the way, Peck!”
Episode #13: Land Before Time - “Yep, Yep, Yep.”
Episode #12: The Three Musketeers - “Come D’Artagnan, we're saving the King!”
Episode #11: Aliens - “Drake! We are leaving!”
Episode #10: Wild Wild West - “That is a man’s head.”
Episode #9: The Saint - “Friends. Countrymen. Russians!”
Episode #8: RoboCop - “Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!”
Episode #7: Mystery Men - “Kill ya later, Super Losers!”
Episode #6: Batman and Robin - "This is why Superman works alone.""
Episode #5: Congo - “Stop eating my sesame cake!”
Special Episode #2: Jingle All the Way - “It’s Turbo Time!”
Episode #4: Warriors of Virtue - “You know what!?!”
Episode #3: Tremors - “This valley is just one long smorgasbord”
Episode #2: Masters of The Universe - “I lied! Farewell, He-Man!”
Special Episode #1: The Lost Boys - “Death by stereo!”
Episode #1: Mortal Kombat - “He’s just a beggar!”
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