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The Wild Secrets we Keep

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Roomie Drame: If you don't DIY it's BYE

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Thrown Out of the Arena in front of 30k People

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Showing up to a date to find a Shrine

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A 10k Bill for a Parking Ticket You Didn't Deserve

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Missing Snake in the House

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Setting Yourself and the Mountain on Fire

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You Called an Uber but a Crime Scene Showed Up

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Turning into a Russian Drug Mule on Spring Break

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Can You Get a Mulligan on the Rejected Proposal?

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Sara Hart's Shart Email

12

Serving the Work Wife Divorce Papers

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Killing Off Fictional Family Members to Get Out of Work

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Nude Cruise on the Baby Shower Registry

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Admitting to the Crimes you Committed as a Child

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Walking Off a Broken Foot

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Running with the Bulls

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Granny in Disguise and Blown Up Before Graduation

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After Show: Sometimes you need a Jamarcus

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After Show: Moote was a "Hall Pass" Once

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Truck Surfing and Playground Weapons

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Ruining the Baby Shower with Men

23

Working with your Spouse... Good or Bad?

24

Operation Snore Stake Out

25

Tim McGraw Talks Touring And Filming 1883

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DNA Gone Wrong: Dating Your Cousin

27

Things your Kids Got into that they Weren't Supposed to

28

You were Left for Dead

29

Sleeping to Farm Noises, Hair Dryers and War Sounds?

30

Dropping the L-Bomb Way to Early

31

Dating Deal Breaker Red Flags

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The MIL Wants to be in the Birthing Suite

33

Unwritten Laws: Everyone has to take Cash

34

You Meant Well but... Ended in a Dumpster Fire

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Dying Alone vs More Bad Date Setups

36

The Ex and the New Guy are BFFs?

37

Kids Butchering their Hair

38

You Walked in the Door to Pet Destruction

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Adult Playground Injuries

40

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Gators

41

Failing to Stop the Dream Abduction

42

Making 10k at the Thrift Shop

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Regifting the Engagement Ring

44

2024 MKO Kindness Campaign: Valentine's Day Cards for Assisted Living

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Alligators, Possums, Gila monsters and Other Pets People Shouldn't Have

46

The Marriage Pact from 20yrs Ago

47

A Typo Cost You 340mil

48

You Found Out You Missed the Wedding on Social Media

49

The Dog House Sentence after a VDay Disaster

50

I'm Not Big on Sausage Gravy and Other Songs We Butcher

51

Back in the Day... Pagers... Phone Cables... And Dial Up!!!

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Honking from the Curb is Not a Good Start to the Date

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Going Out in a Blaze of Work Glory

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Proposing on Valentine's Day?!?!

55

Giving up on the DIY Dream

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The Madman is REAL!

57

The Art of Fake Working

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Sneaking into Meet the President... Of the USA

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Almost Getting Thrown Out of the Resort Because of a Dog

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Passing Out on the Broken Copier

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Getting Set Up with the Ex's Best Friend

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Bet Losing is More About the Shame than the Money

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New Game: Did They Get Fired or Not?

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Dan & Shay "Bigger Houses" and The Voice Double Chair

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Getting a Call about the Fart Machine at School

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The Evil Valentine's Day Gift Trap

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Returning a Mattress after 2 years?

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Romantic Fails for Valentine's Day

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The Things People Accidentally Swallowed

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Lost Wedding Rings and Broken Gas Pumps AKA Monday

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Getting Arrested 27yrs Later on a $20 Check

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Stupid Adult Talent Show

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Do you Have to Wear in Heaven What you Die in?

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Don't Vote for Me I was Voluntold

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Always Hang Up the Phone When Cheating

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Don't Bury Me in the Family Plot

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Frozemaggedon 2014

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Calling the Cops for a Ride from Waffle House

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When You Walked into What Seemed Like a Movie

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Rollin' the Dice on the Check Engine Light

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After Show: Davi Crimmins - Adult Activity Jams

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After Show: Davi Crimmins - Old Timey House Fails

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Citizen's Arrests in Senoia

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Dream Cheaters

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Comedian Kathleen Madigan Feb 3rd Cobb Energy Arena

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The Time you had too Much to Drink and Stepped in it

87

Finding Treasures Under the Toilet

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Aliens in the Rearview Mirror

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Zombie Viruses at the Bar?

90

Insane Things that Woke You Up in a Panic

91

What Did you Overhear in Public?

92

Don't Leave the Blow Up Doll Behind

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The Risqué Text... To the Group Instead of the Girl

94

Bidet Problems

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How Fast Did you Get Puller Over After you Got your License?

96

Stuck in Bathrooms, Theme Park Rides and Dresses

97

I Demand to See the Manager!

98

Frozen Karaoke Battles

99

Calling Out Faulty High School Dreams

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After 30yrs at Work... You Have No Dreams