All Episodes

Time to Say Goodbye

Back to School Thank Goodness

I'm Gonna Put It on Vinted

The King's Cheesy Eggs

What an Eton Mess

The Prince of Peckham

Wype

Nigel Is Not for Me

Is Lube the New Hair Gel?

Dua Lipa's Doppelganger

The Contraband Drawer

Boxing, Broadway and Boris Becker

How posh are your eggs?

Get out of my Pub!

Swearing, Springtime & Sleepcations

Toad Rage

Give me your Best Bits

Pints & Ponytails

Shirley & Shirley Hit the Slopes

A Row of Sobbing Men

The Beckhams, Banana Bread & Benihana

Blessed with a Gay Jamboree

Elsa doesn't wear flats!

Three Snails a-laying

A Swathe of Mum-friends

You promised me a Donkey

Celebrity Snakeskin Slip-Ons

I am NOT your 'bro'

Salt-N-Pepa, Fatboy Slim and Butlins

The Gay Standoff

6-7, Skibidi and Slut-Drops

Oh my Gush!

Surviving, not Thriving

A Brogue of Lesbians

Dabbling in Shoreham-by-Sea

"Leave him, babes"

Maintain her Personal Areas

The Washed-Out Lady

A steamy evening with Gillian Anderson

I'm never lonely (that's the problem!)

Shirley's Great Escape

I'm gonna have to do some Parenting

Where have you gone, you hot little Biscuit?

My Sitting Bones need to Sit

It's far too hot for Intimacy

Giraffes Can't Skip

A Handsome Man to Cry On

Cankles and a Brond Lob

The Bra Code

Ice Cream, Wine and Pebbling

The House of Wasp Spinach

Contraband Chic

Shirley & Shirley’s Real Deal

The Hubba Bubba Bribe

Goodnight my Queen

The Special Dick Van Dyke

Oh, I do love a man in Chinos

A dry-curious January

The Mink Deterrent

I stole Michael Gambon's Club Sandwich

I'm starting to turn into my Mother

Hobby Horses and Belgian Cowgirls

The Bob Dylan Hustle

All I want for Christmas is a Cashmere Scarf

Ding Dong Dildo

"What a waste of a Tuesday"

Those Brits and their Ancient Fruitcakes

Trouble in Para-Spice

Magic Midnight Hummus

The Margolyes Effect

Black Bears vs Beige Mums

Stuck in the middle of Jordan

Hairy Bums and Ikigai

Our BFF won an Emmy!

Oasis Fever and Avois Points

Holiday Escapades & Arousing Literature

Stutters & Saliva

Country life, Nudist Beaches and Power-Bottoms

Getting kicked out of the V&A

Is the long Shirley a Trad Wife?

Birthdays and Eligible Bachelors

Boot Sales and Busts

Ta-rah Tories and Tuk Tuks

A Visit from the Queen

Paddington Panic & being ditched for Swift

Swifties, Punch-ups and Sandwiches

Monkey Parks and Musicals

Mormon Momfluencers and Half Term Hiatus

Private Parts and Potty Training

Next Stop, Mooncup

Chicken Pot Noodles and Menstruation

Champagne, Cocaine and Sausages

Scarlet Fever and Stalking

Pints of Prosecco

The Great Unwashed

Eggcited for Easter!

For Fudge Sake

Midweek Retreat? Yes Please

Ideas for Second Careers

Dolphins in Deptford