All Episodes
Mr Bert Pods — 308 episodes
Episode 293 – My Life As Greek Tragedy
Episode 292 – A Very Stressful Edit
Episode 291 – Bourne To Glynde
Episode 290 – Glyndebourne comes upon me
Episode 289 – Munchkin
Episode 288 – Waffling Through The Heat
Episode 287 – Don’t Mention The Glyndebourne Trip
Episode 286 – Overheated
Episode 285 – The Temperature’s Rising
Episode 284 – Cahiers du (Bert’s) Cinéma
Episode 283 – Broadband And Other Changes
Episode 282 – Road Closures In A Heatwave
Episode 281- Eight Minutes Whacked Out.
Episode 280 – Still Kicking My Heels
Episode 279 – Morning
Episode 278 – The Tube Strike Episode
Episode 277 – Post Easter Comedown
Episode 276 – Easter Thrills
Episode 275 – Busy Being Busy
Episode 274 – Busy Being Grumpy
Episode 273 – Hot Mess
Episode 272 – Brands Hatch Will Be Back
Episode 271 – The Beginning Of A Thousand Mile Journey
Episode 270 – Overdone It
Episode 269 – I Fell Asleep Listening Back To This
Episode 268 – On The Mend Rambling
Episode 267 – Unwell Rambling
Episode 266 – Writing and Eating
Episode 265 – Forgot To Mention Self Assessment
Episode 264 – Trotting further into 2026
Episode 263 – Charging into 2026
Episode 262 – Vacuum Cleaner and Christmas Anxiety
Episode 261 – Writhing Near Death
Episode 260 – The Social Technological Frenzy
Episode 259 – The Great European Train Tour: Part 4
Episode 258 – The Great European Train Tour: Part 3
Episode 257 – The Great European Train Tour: Part 2
Episode 256 – The Great European Train Tour: Part 1
Episode 255 – Duck Paddling
Episode 254 – Highly Strung
Episode 253 – A Lovely Birthday Weekend
Episode 252 – One Week Dawdle
Episode 251 – Two Week Dash
Episode 250 – Holi….Short Break (Spain) Part 2
Episode 249 – Holiday (Spain) Part 1
Episode 248 – Bones Of Contention
Episode 247 – Waffling In The Heat And Noise.
Episode 246 – The Longest Journey
Episode 245 – And Action
Episode 244 – “Interesting” Weather Notes
Episode 243 – Back To School
Episode 242 – Simply Dull
Episode 241 – So Hot, No Tea Drinking
Episode 240 – Hot, Hotter, Hottest
Episode 239 – Man At Work
Episode 238 – Tired But Stoic
Episode 237 – Head Down
Episode 236 – Nothing To Say Apparently
Episode 235 – Whirling Social Price Paying
Episode 234 – A Cultural Tour
Episode 233 – Weather issues
Episode 232 – …and then….
Episode 231 – Holiday Enlightenment
Episode 230 – Down In The Garden
Episode 229 – Spring Has Sprung
Episode 228 – Mr Bert Has Calmed Down
Episode 227 – MrBert v. the NHS
Episode 226 – Speed
Episode 225 – Ranting Annoyances
Episode 224 – Social And Other Anxieties
Episode 223 – Ranting and Railing
Episode 222 – Disappointed
Episode 221 – Tech Week
Episode 220 – Incoherent ramblings (even with editing)
Episode 219 – Squeaks, page turning and the cold.
Episode 218 – A Lovely Relaxing Start to 2025. As if.
Episode 217 – The Great Viennese Mince Pies Distraction
Episode 216 – Gone With The Weekend
Episode 215 – Film Night
Episode 214 – A Major Distraction
Episode 213 – Lost and Found
Episode 212 – “Acting is the perfect idiot’s profession.” Katharine Hepburn
Episode 211 – A Trip To The Vets
Episode 210 – New York Part 3 (Swinging Roundabouts)
Episode 209 – New York Part 2 (Ups)
Episode 208 – New York Part 1 (Ups And Downs)
Episode 207 – Countdown
Episdoe 206 – A Bit Cheerless
Episode 205 – Jolly Again
Episode 204 – The Beast
Episode 203 – Welcome Back and Good Grief
Episode 202 – Lies Damned Lies And No Statistics
Episode 201 – Overdone
Episode 200 – Episode 200!
Episode 199 – Hello Distracted
Episode 198 – Is It July?
Episode 197 – Sparkle. Lack of.
Episode 196 – Rufus The Conqueror
Episode 195 – The Kettle
Episode 194 – Are You Being Served?
Episode 193 – I’ll Never Forget Whatshisname
Episode 192 – An Epic Encounter
Episode 191 – A less Than Exciting Week
Episode 190 – Quite An Exciting Week
Episode 189 – A New Place
Episode 188 – Back To The Good Old Days
Episode 187 – Blown Away (Almost)
Episode 186 – Easter Thrills
Episode 185 – Not Much Doing
Episode 184 – The Blossom Is Out
Episode 183 – A Bit Dull
Episode 182 – Rufus Is Hungry
Episode 181 – Website stress
Episode 180 – All Change, All Go
Episode 179 – Poncho Report
Episode 178 – Arrival
Episode 177 – Onwards
Episode 176 – Newsweek
Episode 175 – A New Diary
Epsiode 174 – Double Feature (featuring illness and toilets)
Epsiode 173 – The Year In Books (hem-hem)
Episode 172 – Cold Christmas
Episode 171 – Severely edited of waffle
Episode 170 – I Fell Asleep Listening Back To This
Episode 169 – Stretches For Runners
Episode 168 – Floorboards Ahoy
Episode 167 – Home Again Home Again Jiggedy Jig
Episode 166 – Selling Ice Creams
Episode 165 – Back To Work, And A Little Bit Of The Langhe (Part 4)
Episode 164 – The Langhe Part 3 (aka Crosspatch)
Episode 163 – The Langhe Part 2 (and more)
Episode 162 – The Langhe Part 1
Episode 161 – Sigh!
Episode 160 – Brands Hatch: The Return
Episode 159 – Exhaustion
Episode 158 – The Perils of Banana Bread
Episode 157 – Robin Hood’s Bay
Episode 156 – The Window Cleaner
Episode 155 – Zen With Background (Window Open)
Episode 154 – Theatre of Life
Episode 153 – Between Shows
Episode 152 – I Love a Hedge Trimmer. And a Leaf Blower.
Episode 151 – Troughs and Peaks
Episode 150 – Take Two
Episode 149 – Juggling
Epsiode 148 – Back On Track
Episode 147 – More Bamberg
Episode 146 – Strasbourg is not in Germany
Episode 145- Anxiety Alert
Episode 144 – Window Open (still)
Episode 143 – Road Closed
Episode 142 – Incandescent With Understated Rage
Episode 141 – Try Again
Episode 140 – Non-entity
Episode 139- The Dentist
Epsiode 138 – A Lot About Japan
Episode 137 – Overstimulated
Episode 136 – Beanbag
Episode 135 – The Queen Of The North
Episode 134 – Post-Run Hyper
Episode 133 – Street Action Is Back
Episode 132 – Back
Episode 131 – Duffy’s Departure
Episode 130 – Christmas Gloom
Episode 129 – Advertising Special
Episode 128 – Ever More Blood Sugar Monitoring
Episode 127 – The Thrills of Monitoring Meals
Episode 126 – Excessive Sniffing
Episode 125 – Perturbed
Episode 124 – Cement Mixer
Episode 123 – Breathless
Episode 122 – Fridge Freezer Death By Boredom
Episode 121 – A Drawn Out 20 Minutes
Episode 120 – Day Of Birth Anniversary
Episode 119 – Off Track Again (Into Randomness)
Episode 118 – Back On Track
Episode 117 – The Death Of The Queen
Episode 116 – A Whole New World
Episode 115 – Cinéma vérité
Episode 114 – Washing (and a mystery solved)
Episode 113 – The Art Of Talking About Nothing
Episode 112 – For Alex: An Amazing Life
Episode 111 – Heat and Noise
Episode 110 – Dragging On
Episode 109 – Bleurgh
Episode 108 – The Great Gatsby
Episode 107 – Lovely Neighbours and Quiet Children
Episode 106 – Grey
Episode 105 War And Peace
Episode 104 – A Man Of Leisure
Episode 103 – Heels kicked
Episode 102 – Jolly
Episode 101 – A Bit Zingy
Episode 100 – Episode One Hundred
Episode 99 – A Bit Of Quiet
Episode 98 – Disruption
Episode 97 – Calmer, generally
Episode 96 – Venturing Forth
Episode 95 – Noisy Children
Episode 94 – Arrivals and Departures
Episode 93 – The Arrival
Episode 92 – Too Much Activity
Episode 91 – Man Of The Moment
Episode 90 – Coming Soon
Episode 89 – No Activity
Episode 88 – Uneventful But When Did That Ever Stop Me?
Episode 87 – Living The Dream
Episode 86 – Unnaturally Jolly
Episode 85 – Into The New Year
Episode 84 – Christmas Looms
Epsiode 83 – Even I can’t make sense of this one
Episode 82 – Jollier
Episode 81 – Car Park
Episode 80 – A Breathless Week
Episode 79 – Back To Not Normal
Episode 78 – Finding A Different Rhythm
Episode 77 – Roads
Episode 76 – Car Overwhelm
Episode 75 – Back To Work
Episode 74 – Ranty Grump
Episode 73 – Absolutely Shattered
Episode 72 – Buckingham Palace Gardens
Episode 71 – Still Too Much To Say
Episode 70 – Back With Too Much To Say
Episode 69 – Disasters (Various)
Episode 68 – RAIN
Episode 67 – Very Noisy
Episode 66 – Frenzy
Episode 65 – Hot. Very.
Episode 64 – Passion
Episode 63 – Noise
Episode 62 – Rollercoastering
Episode 61 – Chatting In The Rain
Episode 60 – Not Quite With It
Episode 59 – At One With Nature
Episode 58 – A Bit Waffly
Episode 57 – May Rain
Episode 56 – Storm
Episode 55 – Further Out and About
Episode 54 – Out and About
Episode 53 – A Lot of Excitement
Episode 52 – Spot The Hornbeam
Episode 51 – A Lot Of Nothing Much
Episode 50 – Episode 50!
Episode 49 – Very Annoyed
Episode 48 – Emotions Run High
Episode 47 – Slightly Hysterical
Episode 46 – A Lot Covered
Episode 45 – Interests
Episode 44 – Twisted Triangle
Episode 43 – Cockups
Episode 42 – Distracted
Episode 41 – Brands Hatch
Episode 40 – Changes
Episode 39 – Losing Track
Episode 38 – All A Bit Rubbish
Episode 37 – A New Year With Mr Bert
Episode 36 – Betwixt and Between
Christmas Bonus – The Nothing To See Here Festive Quiz
Episode 35 – Chuntering on despite it all
Episode 34 – Tea
Episode 33 – Bags of Bags
Episode 32 – Up North
Episode 31 – Something Out Of Nothing
Episode 30 – A Life in the Zoom Theatre Part 2
Episode 29 – A Life In The Zoom Theatre
Episode 28 – Bloody Lockdown Again
The Space Within
Episode 27 – Battles
Episode 26 – Annoyed
Episode 25 – Autumn is icumin in
Episode 24 – Exhausting Birthday
Episode 23 – Not well but busy, plus NTSH update
Episode 22 – Nonstop Week
Episode 21 – Leak
Episode 20 – Back From Holiday
Episode 19 – Phones and Zooms
Episode 18 – Hot And Annoyed
Episode 17 – A Day Out
Episode 16 – Kerfuffle
Episode 15 – Chickens
Episode 14 – A bit crosser, a bit calmer
Episode 13 – Computer Bore
Episode 12 – Podcast Bore
Episode 11 Part 1 – Zooming Around
Episode 11 Part 2 – Zooming Around
Episode 10 Part 1 – Cultural Birthday
Episode 10 Part 2 – Cultural Birthday
Episode 9 Part 1 – Spend Spend Spend
Episode 9 Part 2 – Spend Spend Spend
Episode 8 Part 1 – Getting A Bit Serious (aka Ranty)
Episode 8 – Part 2 Getting A Bit Serious (aka Ranty)
Episode 7 Part 3 – BONUS
Episode 7 Part 1 – The Trials of Street Watch
Episode 7 Part 2 – The Trials of Street Watch
Episode 6 Part 1 – My Busy Week
Episode 6 Part 2 – My Busy Week
Episode 5 Part 1 – A Life In The Theatre
Episode 5 Part 2 – A Life In The Theatre.
Episode 4 Part 1 – the Unattainable
Episode 4 Part 2 – The Unattainable
Episode 3 Part 2 – Birds, Builders and Tea
Episode 3 Part 1 – Birds, Builders and Tea
Episode 2 Part 2 – Difficult Birth
Episode 2 Part 1 – Difficult Birth
Episode 1 Part 2 – Here I Am
Episode 1 Part 1- Here I am
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