All Episodes

76 - You should not be on my side

Best Supporting Actor in Horror 1990 - 1994

75 - Who would want to go to Hell's Kitchen?

Best Actress of 70's Final Girls Awards

Best Actor to Play Ebenezer Scrooge Awards

Best Supporting Actor in Horror 1996 Awards

74 - Another future steal

73 - Who wanted this?

72 - I cry foul

71 - Cornography

70 - The nerdiest, dorkiest, crappiest dude

69 - I was a little shithead, so probably

68 - I know it's a word, I don't know what it means

67 - Space Madness

66 - Dad, am I real?

65 - Even his chest looks like a dick

Anniversary 7: The Hudsucker Proxy

64 - Whoa, chilling.

63 - I haven't done cocaine since the 80s

62 - Get your new stepdad a drink, I’m thirsty

61 - The equivalent of wow in the old west

Anniversary 6: Black Christmas

60 - I thought that was a sneeze or something

59 - A laser rotting sounds pretty awesome

58 - I found it to be quite forgettable

57 - Crikey! Look at that diamond!

56 - I let everyone bend the rules around here

55 - They got their strongest javelin thrower

54 - Ha cha cha cha

53 - Are you trying to stretch this out for Dave?

52 - You little year freak

51 - Tiers of a McTiernan

50 - What's that dog meme?

49 - The 2000s Woodyverse

48 - We would have been the wackiest ones there

47 - No, back to Shameless

46 - The pitchfork and the flat affect

45 - A title that accurately represents what I expect a movie to be

44 - Who talks like that?

43 - Do you like your zombies slow like you like your women?

Bonus 3: The Mind Reels - Heavyweights

42 - I had some complaints

Anniversary 5: Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

41 - It's the market, man

40 - Fifteen years from now, this will totally make sense

39 - Gushing about certain scenes

38 - Secretly British

37 - You're in the middle of a Recollection as we speak

36 - I thought this was like Price is Right

35 - It's seven words, I don't get it

34 - That's how excited we get

33 - Was I shitty then too?

32 - Chicken with rizz

31 - Tautness that can't be taught

30 - All these movies on the burn pile

29 - Five Six Seven Eight

28 - We're like connected bro

Anniversary 4: Sherlock, Jr.

Bonus 2: The Mind Reels - Top Gun

27 - I might relate to the aliens more

26 - I have a bit of a competition in me

25 - There's nothing clever about that

Anniversary 3: Tombstone

24 - I am down like that and I will go down

23 - A couple paperboys out there delivering papers

22 - I'll play your little game

21 - The opposite of romances

Anniversary 2: Mystic River

20 - Oh shit, I need more Ds

19 - This is what this podcast is all about

Anniversary 1: Pacific Rim

18 - How does he have all the thoughts and knowledge?

17 - Disney's Jonestown Massacre

16 - We’re trying to keep this podcast PG

15 - It’s not funny, it’s just stupid

14 - You had to bring up the X’s on Valentine’s Day

13 - That other guy and that other guy

12 - Believe it or not, that cut the deepest

11 - We meet by the dumpster over here every Friday night

Bonus 1: Congo

10 - You made me look like a fool!

9 - Ew, cooties

8 - Should’ve left your arm between the rock and the hard place

7 - I grew up in a house where Prince was King

6 - I don't think Vince has seen a movie since 2012

5 - Everybody should try every drug

4 - As ridiculous as that is, that's all correct

3 - You're not supposed to do that at a golf course

2 - Hi Scott, I'm an alien, we need to bang

1 - The Beginning