All Episodes

MTGM EXTRA! "He was a sea swimmer..."

Homeschooling, Garlic Breath & Arguments

MTGM EXTRA! "It's the small things, isn't it?"

Brisbane, Madonna & "The matter is closed"

MTGM EXTRA! "Lesbian circularity..."

BLISS

MTGM EXTRA! "I turn the corner and BOOM..."

TV Nostalgia, Crustaceans Revisited & Moving To Mars

MTGM EXTRA! "Is this cheating?"

Captain Joanne, Jordyn Woods & Squirrels

MTGM EXTRA! "And then he kissed me..."

Getting Arrested, Chappell Roan Drama & Mushrooms

MTGM EXTRA! "My mole used to have its own fan account."

Paddy's Day, Silage & Inside The Manosphere

MTGM EXTRA! "He's been reading my journals."

Vogue's Hit, Joanne's News & Pavarotti's Cake

MTGM EXTRA! "The dry humping was ATHLETIC..."

The Brits, Jim Carrey & Dirty Feet

MTGM EXTRA! "Eight pages."

ANTM Doc, The BAFTAs & Punch The Monkey

MTGM EXTRA! "Handwritten letters..."

St Patrick's Day Parade, Valentines & Wuthering Heights

MTGM EXTRA! "I went looking..."

Bad Bunny, Winter Olympics & A New Dog?!

MTGM EXTRA! "Red flags everywhere... Like a parade."

Brooklyn, Morocco & Heated Rivalry

MTGM EXTRA! "I miss home so much."

Pay Pig, Hamnet & Greatest Hits

MTGM EXTRA! "It all just happened..."

Ski Angels, School Nicknames & The Privilege Package

MTGM EXTRA! "Don't be scared..."

Christmas Party, Debris & Ping-Pong

MTGM EXTRA! "A third person..."

Mum Guilt, P*rn Ban & Labels

MTGM EXTRA! "She kept washing... And washing..."

Pig Brain, Bob Dylan & Harry Redknapp's Boots

MTGM EXTRA! "Rejection..." - With Michelle de Swarte

Michelle de Swarte, Sonic The Hedgehog & Vote Vogue!

MTGM EXTRA! "Do I let him get on with it?"

SHE'S IN THE JUNGLE!

MTGM EXTRA! "Questioning my sexuality..."

A Series of Wild Claims

MTGM EXTRA! "My friend's husband..."

MRI, Plane Fear & Divorce Settlements

MTGM EXTRA! "Should I...?"

An almost Halloween Special, Lily Allen & The Louvre

MTGM EXTRA! "He might like to try pegging..."

In with The Beckhams, Man Thrown Out & A Kardashian Up Close

Introducing Unlikely Friends - A brand new podcast! - Unlikely Friends

MTGM EXTRA! "I'd sell my story."

Oasis II, Rapture & A Fridge

MTGM EXTRA! "Cork in the eighties..."

Auntie Joanna, Teeth & Bestiality (Again)

MTGM EXTRA! "My ex still niggles at me..."

Seat 1A, Bunking Off & A Sexy Priest

MTGM EXTRA! "My Mum is quite judgemental..."

Sleeves, Spoilers & Saints

MTGM EXTRA! "Weaponised incompetence."

Austin Butler, Cardi B & Dream Catchers

MTGM EXTRA! "She's back in touch..."

Mad Frogs, Samantha Mumba & The Plague

MTGM EXTRA! "Is this the ULTIMATE ghosting?"

Oasis Afterparty, 5am Jolt & Good Journalism

MTGM EXTRA! "In support of Vogue..."

The Boffice, Saturday Night & Mariah Carey

MTGM EXTRA! "Ghosted after HOW long?!"

Bonnie Blue, Aliens & The Man Who Slipped On The Ice

MTGM EXTRA! "I can't!"

Gladiators, Labubu & Soo-Chi

MTGM EXTRA! "Last night, I had a dream..."

Jojo Siwa, Curly Blow & Sticklebacks

MTGM EXTRA! "Valuable travel information..."

Spain, Wimbledon & Glastonbury

MTGM EXTRA! "The Priest shushed me!"

We need a break from each other...

MTGM EXTRA! "WTF happened to Culture Corner?!"

The Barge, Doja Cat & Clones

MTGM EXTRA! "No pants... No nothing."

Parties in Puglia, Pronouncing Puglia & Pitbull

MTGM EXTRA! "He wants a break. I haven't slept."

Joanne In Europe, Kelly Osbourne & 40th Plans

MTGM EXTRA! "Bless this guy for misreading the situation..."

Big Mouth, Berghain & Biting

MTGM EXTRA! "I text him: Do you want to die alone?"

Facelifts, Resharing & Doing More Things

MTGM EXTRA! "Give them their reality back..."

School Nostalgia, Dancing & Crying On A Plane

MTGM EXTRA! "He hadn't mentioned going for a massage..."

Babysitting, Running Trainers & Peanut's Law

MTGM EXTRA! "My husband went pale..."

DIY, Conclave & Trolls

MTGM EXTRA! "My Dad has been cheating on my Mum for years..."

The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley

MTGM EXTRA! "He was the reddest flag."

Blue Origin, Pigeons & Amicable Breakups

MTGM EXTRA! "Joanne's a Flat Earther"

Self Validation, Sewing & The White Lotus

MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue"

The Zoo, Robbing & Dogging

MTGM EXTRA! "Champagne!"

Gold Pigeon, Chelsea Handler & Sharon Horgan

MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?"

Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley

MTGM EXTRA! "Am I turning my boyfriend into my Dad?"

Oíche Mhaith, 30D & Let Them Off

MTGM EXTRA! "Don't judge me."

Skiing, Phone Theft & A Colonoscopy

MTGM EXTRA! "I won't feel that excitement again in this lifetime."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...

MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours."

God Bless...

MTGM EXTRA! "Do I cut and run?"

Leo, Bodysuits & Running Times

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm anxious about our future."

Wandsworth Prison, Brad Pitt & Intruders Downstairs

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm sure the sex will come back."

TikTok Trolls, 'Queueing' & Feet

MTGM EXTRA! "It's all WAY too vigorous..."

Cape Town, Petty Neighbours & The Alps

MTGM EXTRA! "Sex is off the cards."

Gwendolyn Markievicz McNally

MTGM EXTRA! "He doesn't want me to visit."

MORE Christmas Presents, Leopard Print & Ultra Dark Tan

MTGM EXTRA! "His ex is a 10/10..."

No Bra, Ice Skating & Big Mouth!

MTGM EXTRA! "He was speaking to another girl... Which he denied."

Sinkholes, New Best Friend & A Public Toilet

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm not even convinced he knows my name..."

Treating Myself

MTGM EXTRA! "Is she going to be a problem?"

Flashers, Martha Stewart & Just "O"

MTGM EXTRA! "You got played."

Brat, AI & Peanut The Squirrel

MTGM EXTRA! "Love at first sight... For me."

Chatting On The Plane, Halloween & Being On Call

MTGM EXTRA! "A big fat crush."

Colin Farrell, Condoms & The Subway

MTGM EXTRA! "My friends all say conflicting things..."

Megalopolis, Catwalks & A Very Long Tongue

MTGM EXTRA! "We shouldn't be together."

Glowing, Lost Luggage & The Underbite

MTGM EXTRA! "Cards on the table... Let's get real."

Amalfi, Gen Z & Charity

MTGM EXTRA! "Did I mention, he's a fireman?!"

Hoof Shoes, Cuffing Auditions & #TeamRuth

MTGM EXTRA! "I've got no patience for it."

Never Live It Down: Katherine Ryan

Introducing: Never Live It Down!

Witchy Boot Season, Marrying Yourself & Being A Catch

MTGM EXTRA! "BYE!"

Spencer's Record, Oasis & A Roman Burglar

MTGM EXTRA! "I hate scarves. I'm very against them"

Salad Bars, Roasted by Chat GPT & Being Demure

MTGM EXTRA! "I suppose you would call us swingers..."

Spencer, Spies & A Banana To The Face

MTGM EXTRA! "Not my finest moment."

I'm Really Feeling Myself

MTGM EXTRA! "What is a relationship without trust?"

Rap Embarrassment, Jon Bon Jovi & The Olympics

MTGM EXTRA! "The three date ride!"

Big News, Pilates & Trad Wives

MTGM EXTRA! "It'll pass, right?"

It's like in Sex & The City...

MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to make the most of an unhinged situation."

The Corrs, Michael Flatley & Hawk Tuah

MTGM EXTRA! "My boyfriend hooked up with Joanne..."

Glastonbury Voice Issues, Scouts & Cycle-To-Work

MTGM EXTRA! "Am I being needy?"

Celebrity Mugshots, Missing Parrots & Gay Animals

MTGM EXTRA! "He uses webcam sites..."

Shyness, Hypnotherapy & Self Serve Checkouts

MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like it's over."

Trinny, Cornrows & Hot Rodent Boyfriends

MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't know they were legally allowed to eat your face"

Sex Cruise Kittens, Potential Perimenopause & A Burnt A*se

MTGM EXTRA! "How in the f***ing hellfire did I get here?!"

Banana Theory, The Portal & A Number On A Napkin

MTGM EXTRA! "A bit of gaslighting and a sprinkle of neglect."

Breakfast Radio, Magic Mike & A Hearing Test

MTGM EXTRA! "He's 50..."

Post Thief, Jedward & How Often Do You Wash?

MTGM EXTRA! "Then I heard a yelp..."

Towels, Fit Girl Summer & The Flicking App

MTGM EXTRA! "She slapped me, full on in the face!"

Dating Apps, Workplace Relations & Romantasy

MTGM EXTRA! "I almost killed my fella...."

Tantrums, Flashing & What The Lord Wants

MTGM EXTRA! "I told him I was 7 months pregnant."

Everyone's In G-Strings!

MTGM EXTRA! "I can't picture my future with anyone else."

Rocky, Bepanthen & ANOTHER Incident With A Driver

MTGM EXTRA! "Yeah, that was probably too far."

Mirrors, Easter Bonnets & Open Relationships

MTGM EXTRA! "He is obsessed..."

A Lump, K-Pop & Bumping Into An Ex

MTGM EXTRA! "Who cares? We were into it."

Vegas, Wonka & Getting ID'd

MTGM EXTRA! "Have I wasted my twenties?"

I feel dirty…

MTGM EXTRA! "I've always kept it secret..."

Sex Dungeon, Skin Age & A 'Pop Quiz'

MTGM EXTRA! "I looked at his phone."

Smile Lamp, Saltburn & "Money Saving"

MTGM EXTRA! "Hollywood" - With Aisling Bea

New Bra, New Flat & New Cards

MTGM EXTRA! "My harness..."

Journaling, Blue Monday & Salmon Facials

MTGM EXTRA! "There's an update..."

Golden Globes, Plane Door Plug & Graham Norton

MTGM EXTRA! "I hoped it would fizzle out..."

Ice, Rats & Haggis Crisps

MTGM EXTRA! "And that's when I remembered..."

Christmas Clothes, Lurkers & The In And Out List

MTGM EXTRA! "Secret Santa!"

No Spoilers!

MTGM EXTRA! "Daddy..."

Castles, Falcons & Narcissism

MTGM EXTRA! "I feel like we shouldn't be together at Christmas..."

Pleasure At The Fairground

MTGM EXTRA! "He FORGOT he was in a relationship..."

Death & Taxes

MTGM EXTRA! "He burst into tears..."

Strep, AI Software & Trick Or Treaters

MTGM EXTRA! "I decided to dress up as a Dementor..."

Britney's Book & Rainbow Brite

MTGM EXTRA! "I dare you to get the ride, dressed like that."

Madonna, Dermot & Jada

MTGM EXTRA! "When a man marries his mistress, a vacancy opens."

Edibles, Wakes & Seed

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the worst friend in the world."

Canada, Candles & Climate Change Pumpkins

MTGM EXTRA! "He's off on his stag..."

Pilots, Birthday Cake & Award Winners

MTGM EXTRA! "He always wants it in the shower."

Peekaboo, Barbie & Beards

MTGM EXTRA! "I was kink shamed... By my boyfriend... And his friend."

Australia, Date Demands & Phone Sex

MTGM EXTRA! "Sexy saliva..."

Back In The Basement, Borrowing Clothes & Burning Man

MTGM EXTRA! "MTGM got me pregnant..."

A Chef, A Sommelier & Some Stuff In The Pipeline

MTGM EXTRA! "Pathetic separation packing (PSP)"

Bertie, The Pen & Ketamine Therapy

MTGM EXTRA! "15 DVD's and a pillow..."

Manatees Riding, Dog Jobs & Another Thieving Seagull

MTGM EXTRA! "Not 'love of my life cute', but cute..."

Taxi Tunes, Coldsore Tablets & An Air Fryer

MTGM EXTRA! "Why do I have sex dreams about guys I don't fancy?!"

Pap Thirst, Horse Love & Famous Fallouts

MTGM EXTRA! "Head to toe in snakes..."

Another Festival, Headline News & 3 Months Off The Booze

MTGM EXTRA! "We've been a secret the whole time..."

Pat's Pizza Party!

MTGM EXTRA! "I did all four wheels..."

NOT A Hangover, Barbie & Breakup Pettiness

MTGM EXTRA! "She pounced..."

Glastonbury Prep, 'Everything' & Up At 5am

MTGM EXTRA! "Happy, nappy life."

Winnipeg, Miriam Margolyes & Celeb Lookalikes

MTGM EXTRA! "Does he fancy my best friend?"

You Look So Lonely...

MTGM EXTRA! "He wanted to ride me in the car..."

Rip Off Biography, Birthday Retweets & Beyoncé

MTGM EXTRA! "Why I want to be alone..."

Replying To Trolls, Resisting Robots & Dealing With Housemates

MTGM EXTRA! "The T Word" - With Una Healy

Beep Beep At The BAFTAs

MTGM EXTRA! "She styled it out!"

Passport Problems, Comedy Reviews & Turning 40!

MTGM EXTRA! "We don't need to do anything weird..."

Metabolising...

BONUS EPISODE: Spirits, Ibiza, Dogs, Doobs & More!

BONUS EPISODE: Bats, Pwingies, Feet, Birds, Bees & More!

MTGM EXTRA! "Goodbye, lost soul..."

New Zealand Hi Gee!

MTGM EXTRA! "The ride of my life..."

April Fools, Big Mouth & John Snow

MTGM EXTRA! "I once went out with a witch..."

Coffee Squabble, Jumpsuit News & Tears On A Plane

MTGM EXTRA! "Vomit emoji, vomit emoji, vomit emoji..."

Kiss Chase, Thirst Trap & THAT Driver

MTGM EXTRA! "Smoker's Nails..."

Australia, Ostriches & The Oscars

MTGM EXTRA! "Which is the tip?!"

Wedding Madness, Moses & Grapes

MTGM EXTRA! "...And just key their car"

Mummy's Mouse, Nepo Babies & Crocs

MTGM EXTRA! "We're all just basically pigs and snakes riding each other"

The BAFTAs, Golf & Sitzpinklers

MTGM EXTRA! "I'd mark them out of ten...and one of my exes found it!"

Valentines, Vom & The Ozone Layer

MTGM EXTRA! "I can't believe there was a ghost on a plane!"

Oysters, A Balloon & Gigi's Coat

MTGM EXTRA! "I didn't want to be done for criminal damage..."

I Don't Take Timezones That Seriously...

MTGM EXTRA! "I really like her brother..."

The Atlantis, A Hot Zoo & Petty Celebrities

BONUS EPISODE: Awards, Massages, Animals, Spank Paddles & More!

BONUS EPISODE: Volcanoes, Teeth, Laptops, Christenings & More!

MTGM EXTRA! "I'd hardly unpacked a box and I was already moving out..."

Lobster Face, Embarrassing Tweets & Savage Chickens

MTGM EXTRA! "Bigger than my head!"

The Duvet, Coldsores & Christmas

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm the Lidl bear's publicist..."

Everyone Cheats, Everyone Stays!

MTGM EXTRA! "Speaking of ski masks..."

Christmas Parties, Pricey Wine & The Elf On The Shelf

MTGM EXTRA! "He's got NO TALENT."

One Hit Wonders, The Toy Show & How I Found Out They'd Cheated

MTGM EXTRA! "He locked eyes with the pair of us..."

"Less Thinking"

MTGM EXTRA! "Stock still... Eyes open..."

The Christening Test, Joanne's Blindness & Revenge Rides

MTGM EXTRA! “If pharmacists could talk…”

Organs & Avocados

MTGM EXTRA! "Joan of Arc is a made up story..."

Worms, Crabs & Ghosts On A Loop

MTGM EXTRA! "Gillian, what the f*** are you talking about?"

Hieroglyphics, The Gaeltacht & Patron Saints

MTGM EXTRA! "I find you so much funnier, when I properly listen to you..."

Toys, Menstruation Huts & A Quick Q&A

MTGM EXTRA! “I fully choked…”

Moirologists, Seagulls & Sober October

MTGM EXTRA! "Plane breakdown..."

Mousey or Moussey?

MTGM EXTRA! "Dubarry..."

Arsenic, Knighthoods & Sharknado 5

MTGM EXTRA! "I get a country horn..."

Electric Picnic, Don't Worry Darling Drama & Genitals on TV

MTGM EXTRA! "No, I don't agree..."

Sweet Treats, Jersey Cows & “Klepto-Jo”

MTGM EXTRA! "You can have him..."

Saylor...

MTGM EXTRA! "Red-flag-level vain..."

Accidents, Altercations & Spuffing

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm appalled on your behalf..."

Expensive Nails, Yoni Steaming & A Poodle's Hoof

MTGM EXTRA! "Lie back, relax & play Candy Crush..."

The Ghost of A St. Bernard

MTGM EXTRA! "Private website time..."

Body Hair, Budgie Smugglers & Lilo Danger

MTGM EXTRA! "Milking me into a storage box..."

"I don't want facts, I don't want truths, I just want to hear your opinion..."

MTGM EXTRA! "I Politely Declined..."

Barriers, Sneaky Paps & Babyface Knees

MTGM EXTRA! "£450..."

Celeb Spotting, Choppers & Mensa

MTGM EXTRA! "I Reluctantly Said Yes..."

A Shimmer At The Pearly Gates

MTGM EXTRA! "She's Watching My Insta Stories..."

"Flat" Not "Fat"

MTGM EXTRA! "Accidental Troll!"

Mermaids, Fairies, Ghosts & Banshees

MTGM EXTRA! "I LOVE YOU!"

Desperate Suitcase, Muscular Owl, Exciting Announcement...

MTGM EXTRA! "Is My Ex-Boyfriend My Sugardaddy Now?"

Flying A Plane, Wearing a Croc & Rating Yourself

MTGM EXTRA! "We Go Back A Long Way!" - With Deirdre O'Kane

The Kardashian Wedding, Mr Blobby & The GAA Catfish!

MTGM EXTRA! "Floor Length Denim Cape-Jacket."

Auntie Gina, Nail Bars & Supertasters

MTGM EXTRA! "The Latest Guy To Ghost Me..."

"Magical & Inspiring..."

MTGM EXTRA! "He's Quite Well Known..."

Forty Is The New Twenty & Thirty-Six Minus Thirty Is... Six

MTGM EXTRA! "How Do You Respond To A Fella Like This?"

Babies, Brows & A Bikini

MTGM EXTRA! "LIES!"

Open To All...

MTGM EXTRA! "King Babies?!"

Easter, Edibles & Publicity Stunts

MTGM EXTRA! "Giraffes Fighting!"

Trolls, Peacocks & Ugly Crustaceans

MTGM EXTRA! "He Was Prepared..."

Stage Invaders, Shaggy Walk & Showmance

MTGM EXTRA! "Met Joanne's Mam!"

A Deck Shoe Life

MTGM EXTRA! "WASTED At Joanne's Show..."

Bintcoin, Business Accounts & Scatter Cushions

MTGM EXTRA! “Posh Flutes.”

This Shade of Green Is Not Nice On You

MTGM EXTRA! "I'm A Real One For Sexy Music..."

Whale Toe, Frozen Eggs & A Pillow Castle

MTGM EXTRA! "My Mother Made Me, I've Nothing To Hide."

Do You Know What That Driver Did?

MTGM EXTRA! "The L Word..."

Sex Ban, Teletubbies & Getting "Pretty Woman-ed"

MTGM EXTRA! "Icks & Fricks!"

Back On The Game

MTGM EXTRA! "He Did A Wheelie."

No Leaves Left, A Soft Landing & A Massive Banana

MTGM EXTRA! "The Secret Millionaire."

Howth: My Ass Is Now On My Shoulders

MTGM EXTRA! "You Can Be Bossy Sometimes!"

Fan Girl, Storm Barra & A Fake Wedding

MTGM EXTRA! "Who Gives Bran Flakes To A One Night Stand?"

Madonna, Nigel & Vogue Getting Decked

MTGM EXTRA! "PG: Pretty Good!"

Begging, Bathing & A "Bean Bag Moon"

MTGM EXTRA! "Is Kim K Sound?"

"I Just Went"

Cancellation, Solo Dining & An "Eye-Popping" Sofa

Dumped Friends & The Worst News

The Cloud, The "Ick" & Goofing Off

Breakfast Chips, Bratwurst & The Omelette Station

Elegance, Crystals & A Holiday Nightmare

Water Slides, Turbo Tampons & Egg Porn

Pungent Teeth, Shark Encounters & "Hangxiety"

Books, Bodies & A One Night Stand

Buffet Breakfasts, Fish Myths & Face-Licking

Big Feet, Burning The Candle & Being Called Karen

It's Just A Bit of Craic

BONUS EPISODE: Top of The Topics

BONUS EPISODE: All The Best Bits

Tombstone Teeth & A Stranger's Tipi

Golf Life, Ghosting & Joanne's First D*** Pic

Where Are The WAGs?

A Wide Gait

Champagne Broccoli & Horse Philosophy

Nightmare Flight, Deck Chair Dress & A New Head

Paddling Pools, Canned Wine & Bargains

Beep-Beep

Kettles, Tennis & The Bucket List

Riders & Riding

Ass Work, Gout & Cancel Culture

Toilet Mushrooms, Napping & Mistaken Identity

An Explosive Personality In The Kitchen

A Pheasant, A Flamingo & A Lobster

Sage, Yogurt & Regenerating Pizza

An Unprecedented Act of Chivalry

Cheap Dates, Child Stars & Mummy MOT

Red Flags, Goody Bags & Why Joanne Was Ghosted

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