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New Tricks for Old Dogs — 151 episodes

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Episode No. 152: "Call off the Dogs!"

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Episode No. 151: "The Next-to-Last Episode"

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Episode No. 150: "That Dog Won't Hunt"

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Episode 149: "How do I close my Daylight Saving account?"

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Episode No. 148: "In space, no one can hear you shower"

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Episode No. 147: "You can pry my clutter from my cold, dead fingers."

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Episode 146: "Hey, Mom, I can see my bones!"

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Episode No. 145: "Putting the Hoot in Hootnanny"

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Episode 144: "A Pepsi, a Zagnut, and a box of shotgun shells"

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Episode No. 143: "Why do we have earlobes?"

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Episode No. 142: "You can live to be a hundred if you don’t die first"

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Episode No. 141: "A Hurkle-Durkle Podcast"

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Episode No. 140: "Trash Talking Mt. Everest"

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Episode No. 139: "Tupperware's Last Burp"

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Episode No. 138: "Do you like me, or is it the beer talking?"

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Episode No. 137: "Everything about this episode is groovy!"

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Episode No. 136: "What's in your medicine cabinet?"

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Episode No. 135: "I'd still rather leave it to Beaver."

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Episode No. 134: "Lucid dreaming of an endless cruise"

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Episode No. 133: "Don't leave home without this episode."

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Episode No. 132: "You're dead when we say you're dead."

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Episode No. 131: "Dumb phones: smart choice?"

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Episode No. 130: "Who Moved My Cheese?"

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Episode No. 129: "My AI has a low IQ."

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Episode No. 128: "My ice-cream cone gave me a hangover."

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Episode No. 127: "I got pooped climbing Mt. Everest."

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Episode No. 126: "Global Boiling ain't bussin'.

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Episode No. 125: "We can't pronounce 'insectivorous.'"

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Episode No.124: "This episode has no use-by date."

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Episode No. 123: "We Need Fewer Acronyms – ASAP."

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Episode No. 122: "Come ride in my hotsy-totsy jalopy!"

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Episode No. 121: "Note to Mars: bugs are on the way!"

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Episode No. 120: "Past: perfect. Present: tense."

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Episode No. 119: "Do you need an emotional-support chicken?"

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Episode No. 118: "How do you pet a grandparent?"

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Episode No. 117: "We're dead tired of séances."

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Episode No. 116: "The Lobster-Trap Workout"

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Episode No. 115: "Are we Us or Them?"

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Episode No. 114: "Double Dutch Jumping for Joy"

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Episode No. 113: "This episode comes in a senior-proof package."

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Episode No. 112: “I’d like 76 hot dogs, please – hold the mustard.”

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Episode No. 111: "Never throw your mom at a rock star."

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Episode No. 110: "ThissShoww is Cccreatedd by ChatGPPPPT"

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Episode No. 109: "You can't drive with a dog license"

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Episode No. 108: "Sorry, sperm donations aren’t deductible."

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Episode No. 107: "A Susan B. Anthony Dollar for Your Thoughts"

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Episode No. 106: "Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows."

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Episode No. 105: "You'll need subtitles to understand this episode."

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Episode No. 104: "If It's Noon on the Moon, I must be hungry."

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Episode No. 103: "The Episode About Doing Nothing"

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Episode No. 102: "Are You Soured on Pickleball?"

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Episode No. 101: "I Can't Afford to be Young Again!"

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Episode No. 100: "Funny, we don't feel like 100."

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Episode No. 99: “Psst… Wanna Buy a Soccer Stadium – Cheap?”

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Episode No. 98: "Hey, Twitter, Who's Your Daddy?"

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Episode No. 97: "Resolved: No New Years Resolutions."

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Episode No. 96: "Don’t trim my eyebrows, I want a combover."

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Episode No. 95: "This podcast is a reality show. So why aren't we rich?"

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Episode No. 94: "Elect me the heck out of here!"

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Episode No. 93: "Kim Kardashian made me do it!"

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Episode No. 92: "If it's Tuesday this must be Cleveland."

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Episode 91: "Winnie the Pooh is Coming for YOU"

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Episode No. 90: "Can we defund political junk mail?

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No. 89: "Lions and Tigers and Bears... Not!"

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Episode No. 88: "The Episode with an Irish Accent"

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Episode No. 87: "Driving for Dollars"

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Episode No. 86: "This is, like, our 86th episode, you know?"

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Episode 85: "Happiness is a Warm Podcast"

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Episode No 84: “I’m aging. Save my place.”

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Episode No. 83: "Nothing comes between me and my genes."

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Episode No. 82: "We wonder why we wander"

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Episode No. 81: "Is that a crossbow in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

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Episode No. 80: "Is it a Fish... or a Football?"

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Episode No. 79: "Trust Us: This is Not a Scam."

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Episode No. 78: "Dye Hard - With a Vengeance."

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Episode No. 77: "A Memory Lapse You Can Forget."

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Episode No. 76: "The Upside of the Lockdown"

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Episode No. 75: "Going Fourth"

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Episode No. 74: "A Friend in Need... of Friends"

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Episode No. 73: "Ghostwriting Gives Us the Collywobbles."

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Episode No. 72: "Everyone's Younger When You're 97"

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Episode No. 71: "No Turkey Jokes, Please!"

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Episode No. 70: "The Only Thing We Have to Fear..."

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Episode 69: "What's in YOUR Sandwich?"

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Episode No. 68: "I’m so rich I could kill you"

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Episode No. 67: "Clothing? Who Needs It?"

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Episode No. 66: "You're a Dunderhead! No, you are!"

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No. 65 "Happy Birthday - NOT!"

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No. 64: "Being Single, Seeing Double"

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No. 63: "Billionaire Astronauts - a New Frontier?"

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No 62: "This Episode is about... uh..."

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No. 61: "Drink Coffee! Live Longer!"

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No. 60: "Robots Don't Steal Office Supplies!"

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No. 59: "Taking Out the Space Trash"

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No. 58: "Masks for Sale... Cheap!"

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No. 57: "Socks with Sandals? Not Us!"

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No. 56: "My Infrastructure Needs an Upgrade!"

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Episode No. 55: "Cosmic? Cosmetic? Comic?"

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No. 54: "More Howling"

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No. 53: "Life isn't a race - it's a ramble."

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No. 52: "New Thoughts for Old Minds"

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No. 51: "The Return of Sheila Tequila"

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No. 50: "A milestone around our necks"

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No. 49: "Better to be Vaccined and Not Herd"

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No. 48: "Trolling for the Truth"

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No. 47: "The Election: Red and Blue? Or Black and Blue?"

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No. 46: "Don't Make an Ash Out of Yourself."

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No. 45: "Vote for This Fake Episode!"

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No. 44: "Any Twit Can Tweet on Twitter"

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No. 43: "Old Elephants Know Best"

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No. 42: "Let's Shake On It... Not!"

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No. 41: "Are you a man or a robot?"

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No 40: "We're not complaining, but..."

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No. 39: "Driving While Old"

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No. 38: "Blaming the 60's on 50's TV"

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No. 37: "Some Things Are Meant to be Puzzling."

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No. 36: "I Don't Dig Your Slanguage, Dude."

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No. 35: "Relax: You're Not Going Anywhere."

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No. 34: "You Ain't Missed Nothin' Yet"

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No. 33: "The Lockdown Frees the Mind"

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No 32: "Is it Normal Yet?"

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No. 31: The Old Dogs Go Viral

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No 30: Running... and running... for office

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No. 29: "Cruising Through Retirement"

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No 28: "The New Normal"

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No 27: "I See Dead People!"

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No. 26: "Where have all the malls gone?"

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No. 25: "We Need a Vacation"

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No. 24: "Is Social Media Social?"

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No. 23: "Vacation Hell"

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No. 22: "Are we really what we eat?"

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No. 21: "Retirement Living is About Living."

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Episode 20: "You Can't Buy Shoes with One Foot in the Grave."

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No. 19: Living longer: is it all good?

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No. 18: Too Old? Don't Fold!

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No. 16: Aging in Place Beats Moving

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No. 15: The Line Forms Here

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No. 14: The Last Laugh

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No. 13: "Journey to the Starbucks and Beyond"

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No. 12: If you don't use it... lose it.

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No. 11: The Last Blockbuster

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No 10: "I forgot what I was trying to remember!"

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No. 9: You Can Be Old and Bold

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No. 8: Is Purell Puerile?

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No. 7: How Old Do You Feel?

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No. 6: Not-Useful Things

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No. 5: Sputnik and beyond!

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No. 4: A Cashless Society

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No. 3: Did We Really Eat That Stuff?

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No. 2: It's All Downhill from Here

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No. 1: Howling at the Moon