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Nick Abbot Archive, 411 episodes. Page 4 of 5.

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301

Don't eat the oysters!

302

The Chinese virus, Donald Trump, and Brexit celebrations

303

We Just Want Megxit!

304

The Descent Into Embarrassment

305

Morons. We're surrounded by morons.

306

Bye Bye Hazza and Sparkles

307

The Brexit Bong

308

Where do they get the flags they burn in the streets? And a road-related incident...

309

Dominic Cummings' big search for weirdos

310

Britain's big dividing line: age

311

The A-Z of 2019: W, X, Y and Z.

312

The A-Z of 2019: S, T and U.

313

The A-Z of 2019: P, Q and R.

314

The A-Z of 2019: M, N and O.

315

The A-Z of 2019: J, K and L.

316

The A-Z of 2019: G, H and I.

317

The A-Z of 2019: D, E and F.

318

The A-Z of 2019: A, B and C.

319

I have the perfect Christmas solution

320

The South African accent: the worst in the world

321

Why is everyone writing to me in full caps, LIKE THEY'RE SHOUTING AT ME (Saturday's Show)

322

Weather Forecasts and Climate Change Deniers

323

Climate change, HAARP and maths puzzles...

324

Nigel Farage romped home to victory with 0 seats...

325

Trump, Climate Change and Snakebites

326

The Leader Debate and Steve's Bentley

327

The broken car, phone, and watch

328

The London Bridge Terror Attack

329

The unbreakable glass door

330

Question time, baby boomers, and a fear of frogs

331

Does Santa really exist?

332

Flooding, broadband, and robots that change shape

333

Is there any difference between yellow and red lines?

334

Driving in the wrong lane

335

Where are all the decent British comedies?

336

The Orange Monster talks to LBC

337

Star Wars, frothy coffee & the clocks going back at 1am NOT 2am

338

People involved in the Brexit debate are angry... well I never!

339

Nick Abbot takes your calls and reaction to Boris Johnson sending THREE letters, as well as the events of the day.

340

How many of the MPs tomorrow have actually read this deal? And Steve Allen's ready for Christmas

341

I've tried every kind of milk that has ever been invented, they're all terrible

342

In Defence of Extinction Rebellion

343

Cockchafers, Speed Limits, Black Cats and no 'B' word.

344

A separate button on train loo's... for what?!

345

Angry men yelling at Greta...

346

I sit here for 3 hours a day, twice a week, being yelled at, it doesn't get more free speech than this...

347

An argument about private schools...

348

People aren't interested in the science, just who's gang their in...

349

Rock stars who are brexiteers... like Ann Widdecombe

350

I hate the word prorogue

351

Well if that clueless oaf can do it, I can do it too

352

An attack on a perfectly fine doctor & sprawling across the benches like a ten year old school boy

353

Celebrities known by one word names...

354

How to Kill Spiders, Boris Johnson, and Menopause

355

The rowboats will rise up and enslave us all

356

Mobile phones, Donald Trump, and snoring...

357

If you're from Chelmsford, don't bother...

358

Hens are heading into prison

359

Wouldn't it be marvelous if we could leave reality behind

360

Power cuts, Luxembourg and Chaos

361

Aliens near Bromley

362

I'm told off for being rude, by a rude caller

363

£20 for a costume on Fortnite and people not paying their tax!

364

I agree with Jacob Rees Mogg on something!

365

Hygiene, toilet seats and Boris Johnson

366

Should I let him on...

367

Wanna score some pot?

368

Bozo sides with the Tangerine Scream

369

Living in a world of make believe, and Professor Brian Cox

370

This show is done with my back to you

371

Fake News regarding the Royal Family

372

It didn't rain in Glasgow today

373

Bojo won't answer the question

374

The lights are staying on!

375

Does this show make sense?

376

You'll never find an image of Nigel Farage with his mouth shut

377

Are your clothes not pure? You're a sinner

378

Goodbye Mrs M, hello Glastonbury festival

379

If that's called 'representing the interests of this country' then I'm a banana

380

I'm not running to be the next Conservative leader

381

Goodbye Mrs M

382

Iran, Trump and Dutch Music

383

Nick Abbot is the anti-christ...

384

I gave up with Line of Duty

385

What a waste of water

386

I think we're in the grip of nostalgia here!

387

I don't want to mention Brexit in connection with that...

388

Donald Trump or Jeremy Corbyn?

389

Nick Abbot hates penguins

390

Climate Change, Brexit and Builders Dust

391

My car has committed suicide

392

Did I mention the builders' dust?

393

Why are Brexiteers all so angry?

394

Nick Abbot - The Whole Show - 30 Mar 19

395

Do you feel oppressed by the EU... In Orpington

396

Stoned out of my mind on carpet cleaner fumes

397

Artificial Intelligence versus Brick Layers

398

The robots WILL take over

399

What has happened to headlights?

400

Mmm mmm, chlorinated chicken!