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Don't eat the oysters!
The Chinese virus, Donald Trump, and Brexit celebrations
We Just Want Megxit!
The Descent Into Embarrassment
Morons. We're surrounded by morons.
Bye Bye Hazza and Sparkles
The Brexit Bong
Where do they get the flags they burn in the streets? And a road-related incident...
Dominic Cummings' big search for weirdos
Britain's big dividing line: age
The A-Z of 2019: W, X, Y and Z.
The A-Z of 2019: S, T and U.
The A-Z of 2019: P, Q and R.
The A-Z of 2019: M, N and O.
The A-Z of 2019: J, K and L.
The A-Z of 2019: G, H and I.
The A-Z of 2019: D, E and F.
The A-Z of 2019: A, B and C.
I have the perfect Christmas solution
The South African accent: the worst in the world
Why is everyone writing to me in full caps, LIKE THEY'RE SHOUTING AT ME (Saturday's Show)
Weather Forecasts and Climate Change Deniers
Climate change, HAARP and maths puzzles...
Nigel Farage romped home to victory with 0 seats...
Trump, Climate Change and Snakebites
The Leader Debate and Steve's Bentley
The broken car, phone, and watch
The London Bridge Terror Attack
The unbreakable glass door
Question time, baby boomers, and a fear of frogs
Does Santa really exist?
Flooding, broadband, and robots that change shape
Is there any difference between yellow and red lines?
Driving in the wrong lane
Where are all the decent British comedies?
The Orange Monster talks to LBC
Star Wars, frothy coffee & the clocks going back at 1am NOT 2am
People involved in the Brexit debate are angry... well I never!
Nick Abbot takes your calls and reaction to Boris Johnson sending THREE letters, as well as the events of the day.
How many of the MPs tomorrow have actually read this deal? And Steve Allen's ready for Christmas
I've tried every kind of milk that has ever been invented, they're all terrible
In Defence of Extinction Rebellion
Cockchafers, Speed Limits, Black Cats and no 'B' word.
A separate button on train loo's... for what?!
Angry men yelling at Greta...
I sit here for 3 hours a day, twice a week, being yelled at, it doesn't get more free speech than this...
An argument about private schools...
People aren't interested in the science, just who's gang their in...
Rock stars who are brexiteers... like Ann Widdecombe
I hate the word prorogue
Well if that clueless oaf can do it, I can do it too
An attack on a perfectly fine doctor & sprawling across the benches like a ten year old school boy
Celebrities known by one word names...
How to Kill Spiders, Boris Johnson, and Menopause
The rowboats will rise up and enslave us all
Mobile phones, Donald Trump, and snoring...
If you're from Chelmsford, don't bother...
Hens are heading into prison
Wouldn't it be marvelous if we could leave reality behind
Power cuts, Luxembourg and Chaos
Aliens near Bromley
I'm told off for being rude, by a rude caller
£20 for a costume on Fortnite and people not paying their tax!
I agree with Jacob Rees Mogg on something!
Hygiene, toilet seats and Boris Johnson
Should I let him on...
Wanna score some pot?
Bozo sides with the Tangerine Scream
Living in a world of make believe, and Professor Brian Cox
This show is done with my back to you
Fake News regarding the Royal Family
It didn't rain in Glasgow today
Bojo won't answer the question
The lights are staying on!
Does this show make sense?
You'll never find an image of Nigel Farage with his mouth shut
Are your clothes not pure? You're a sinner
Goodbye Mrs M, hello Glastonbury festival
If that's called 'representing the interests of this country' then I'm a banana
I'm not running to be the next Conservative leader
Goodbye Mrs M
Iran, Trump and Dutch Music
Nick Abbot is the anti-christ...
I gave up with Line of Duty
What a waste of water
I think we're in the grip of nostalgia here!
I don't want to mention Brexit in connection with that...
Donald Trump or Jeremy Corbyn?
Nick Abbot hates penguins
Climate Change, Brexit and Builders Dust
My car has committed suicide
Did I mention the builders' dust?
Why are Brexiteers all so angry?
Nick Abbot - The Whole Show - 30 Mar 19
Do you feel oppressed by the EU... In Orpington
Stoned out of my mind on carpet cleaner fumes
Artificial Intelligence versus Brick Layers
The robots WILL take over
What has happened to headlights?
Mmm mmm, chlorinated chicken!