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#576: Twinkle Star Sprites

#575: Super Hamster

#574: Walk the Dinosaur with Yoshi

#573: Star Fox: Tornadoes

#572: Nintendo is Dooooomed! (again)

#571: Tom Nook has You ...

#570: Data Brokers

#569: We Want Rufus

#568: Monkey Paw

#567: Serious Talk

#566: A Frying Pan: Who knew?!

#565: I Feel Myself Slipping Away

#564: Super Hero Dong

#563: Your Mom’s Going To Japan

#562: 2026 Predictions - Justin Owes Someone a Pizza

#561α: 2026 Fantasy Critic Draft

#561: 2025 Game of the Year

#560: Extremely Profitable

#559: The First 6 Months

#558: The Real Lost Media

#557: The Game Awards 2025

#556: Disassociated from the Podcast

#555: Pokémon Turkey

#554: Bidet Man is Number 2

#553: The Valve GabeCube

#552: Type-3 Diabetes

#551: De Plane, Boss! De Plane!

#550: Hasbro’s Cease and Desist

#549: Pokémon Dads

#548: Making Babies

#547: Double Dipping

#546: Quit Having Fun

#545: These Made Me Want To Cuss!

#544.5: Post-Direct Discussions

#544: Trust Us, We’re Professionals!

#543: Wonky Doodles

#542: Maybe You’re a Placeholder Graphic

#541: The Nostalgia of My Nostalgia has Expired

#540: Link In Park

#539: Chop Chop (Roll)

#538: Voilà (Wala?)

#537: Knowing is Half the Battle

#536: Jesse's PC is Fried! And Donkey Kong Bananza!

#535: Their Bananas in One Basket

#534: Watching People Play Switch 2 Through the Window

#533: This is Fire and it Slaps

#532: Toilet Story

#531: Nintendo Switch 2 Launch Day

#530: Now in 4K

#529: Let Them Cook

#528: Marty’s Dusty Hat

#527: "Live" from Boston!

#526: Geez-o-Pete’s

#525: Post-Apocalyptic Fall Out

#524: That Sounds Whelming

#523: Nintendo Switch 2 Ambassador Program

#522: Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

#521: Pikmin with Drums

#520: Like Clippy But Mario

#519: Angels and Demons Working Together

#518: The Battle System is Cheeks

#517: Back Bacon?

#516: Mickey No Pants

#515: Mail Bag Day!

#514: Who the Hell is Mr. Magoo?

#513: Episode #001 Rerun

#512: 2024 Game of the Year List OR Schrödinger’s Pokémon Card

#511: The Clap

#510: A Bad Case of the Metroids

#509: Carnival of Questions 2024/25

#508: What A World

#507: POST Game Awards 2024 Show

#506: Sounds Ruff

#505: Maple Syrup Moose TAKEOVER

#504: Sneaky Things

#503: Soap Box Down

#502: Shut Up, Justin!

#501: Hanging Chad Simulator

#500: In the Dirt with a Stick

#499: 3-4-Switch

#498: Wario’s Garlic Colonoscopy Set

#497: Your Dollars Patronize Me

#496: Little Timmy

#495: Two Boomers

#494: Zelda’s Hero in a Park?

#493: A The Nintendo Dads Podcast Podcast

#492: We have GTA at Home

#491: Joy-Con Jibbitz

#490: Very Active Sphincter Reactions

#489: K-A0S Sounds Like a Final Fantasy Villian

#488: "Hi, Jools!"

#487: Moked Smeet

#486: Turns Your Poop Different Colors

#485: Legend of Zelda: Wisdom of...something?

#484: Penultimate Palindrome

#483 Part 2: PTSD: Pumpkin Traumatic Stress Disorder

#483 Part 1: Post June 2024 Direct Breakdown

#482: Mama Said Knock You Out!

#481: Depends

#480: Skibity, No Cap!

#479: SonyBox

#478: Tiers of the Leakers

#477: Vowels are Fun!

#476: Tell Me More

#475: Dad Cruise

#474: Easy Bake Ovens and Kilns

#473: All Things Nintendo

#472: Premium Edition > Mighty #9

#471: Solo Marty

#470: Grand Theft Lawn Mower

#469: What's Wrong With You?

#468: Cappy is Venom

#467: Fiscal Leap Year of Faith

#466: Splat the Spire

#465: Digital Paul Walker

#464: Primus Will Smite You

#463: AI-Generated Direct

#462: Speculation Station - Choo Choo!

#461: Do the SEGA

#460: Poison Peppers

#459: As Good as a Grilled Cheese Sandwich

#458: Holy Co-Op!

#457: The Domino Effect of E3’s Demise

#456: The Game Announcements 2023

#455: Turkey the Hut

#454: Great White North Takeover

#453: Poop in a Group

#452: Jack Black is Epona

#451.5: Super Mario RPG Preview Discussion

#451: How is TurboTax not on the eShop?

#450: Time Meandering

#449: No Cap

#448: If Your PS5 is Horizontal I Can’t Trust You

#447: Stink Arm

#446.5: Interview; ODR Hockey Heroes Kickstarter with Christopher Atallah from Treewood Studios

#446: Piranha Forest

#445: Jesse’s Spa Dad's Minute: Powered by Manscaped

#444.5: Interview; LUCID Kickstarter with Eric from The Matte Black Studio

#444: Back to School for $100, Alex

#443.5: Interview; The Wonder of Nintendo Live with Jim Urbaitis, VP of Consumer Marketing

#443: Ralph Can Wreck It, Jackie Can Ruin It!

#442: Yoshis on Top of Yoshis

#441: Tim's Tornado

#440: Whipped Soundly and Put to Bed

#439: A Hot Dog and a Duck?

#438: Excite Segway

#437: We Can’t Have Nice Things

#436: 3 out of 4 Dads Approve!

#435: If You Know, You Know

#434: Jesse’s Tears of Frustration

#433: Canadian Smoke!

#432: It was a Minus

#431: We Have the Meats

#430: Bring Out Your Dead

#429: It Takes Two to Make a Thing Go Right

#428: Rooftop Parties with the Video Game History Foundation

#427: Sing-A-Long With a Bouncy Bowser Head

#426: Don’t Parent the Parent

#425: People Suck! I Don't Wanna Go Out and Meet More

#424: Hiccups and Diarrhea on the Road to Zelda

#423: Numb to the Sensation of Getting Ripped Off

#422: Uncle Jesse's Artisanal Sandwich Maker

#421.5: The Super Mario Bros. Movie Spoiler-Cast

#421: Creams and Lotions

#420: You Shall Not Pass

#419: One-Time Use Toy

#418: Ninja Smoke

#417: Sweet Release of Death

#416: Showers of Turds

#415: Nintendo Switch and [REDACTED]

#414: Kickstarter Whisperer

#413: Splatoon DLC is Horse Armor

#412: Cost-Mo’

#411: Puttin' on the Rizz

#410: Jacqueline is a Power Ranger

#409: Acoustical Flatulence

#408: 2022's Fine Wine

#407: Justin Explains Pokémon

#406: Don't Pull on Superman's Cape

#405: TGAs and the FTC

#404: Podcast Not Found

#403: The Business of Pokémon

#402: Collecting Tears in a Jar

#401: No Body Is HERE!

#400: Live, From New York, It's Thursday Night!

#399: Rabbid Steel Girder

#398: Does He Have a Lisp?

#397: Chris Pratt as Bayonetta or Mouth Flaps

#395: Schrödinger's Present

#394: RIP Stadia

#393: Your Best Friend is a Fun Guy (Fungi)

#392: Trumped by Hanson (MMMBop)

#391: Robo-J3553 has Become Sentient

#390: Business Kirby

#389: Justin is Kawaii

#388: Toad Labor

#387: Are You Trying To Create Incursions?

A Special Dinner Table Show Ep 23 - Splatoon 3 Direct Aug 2022

#386: Little Yellow Marshmallow Things?

#385: Santa Claus with a Mask

#384: Porch Pirates

#383.5: Meh?!?

#383: Kicked in the Nuts and Bolts

#382: You Make Astro Bot Cry. That’s Correct

#381: Ungenie that Bottle

#380: Comedy Bronze

#379: The Plucky Squirrel

#378: Chris Prattio

#377: Fleshy-Jesse

#376: All the Dopamine

#375: Creepin up the Rear

#374: Dad on Arrival

#373: I’m Pokémon GO Jesus

#372: Live A Live: Dead on Arrival

#371: The Nom-Tendo Dads

#370: Kit and Krysta!

#369: This is Not a Joke!

#368: Athletic Cup

#367: Super Fantasy Zone

Nintendo Dads Podcast #366: Hack the Dog

#365: Tastes Like Derailment

#364: Hey! It’s that Kid from Smash!

#363: A Query About the Quarry

#362: Robo-J3553

#361: Pikachu Dances Like a Stripper

#360: Jesse's Pokémon Hour

#359: Microsoft Monopolies

#358: Dad Coin

#357: Nail in the Coffin

#356: I Didn’t Not Like 3D World

#355: #FreeWart

#354: Don't Skip Leg Day

#353ɑ: News Justin Missed

#353: Let Me Google That For You

#352: Poutine Dads

#351: Twitch on a Switch

#350: Is Nintendo DOOMED!?

#349: Stepping on the Nintendo Rake

#348: Venn Diagrams

Dad Crossing #034: Dad Crossing v2.0

The Dinner Table 022 - Animal Crossing is BACK!

#347: I’ve Been DREADing This Conversation

#346: Sissy Kong Racing

#345: Please Just Let the Switch Pro Rumors Die!

#344: MEH!

The Dinner Table Show 021 - Holiday 2021

#343: NSO is Your Prostate Exam

#342: More Gigs than Dollars

#341: Will He Rage Quit?

Dinosaur Polo Club Dev Interview

#340: DOOM Turtle!

#339: Four Times!

#338: Manscaped Donkey Kong

#337: Keep It In the Family

#336: Animal Crossing: Trailer Park

#335: Tim Tingles

#334: St(r)eam Deck?

#333.5: Doki Doki Literature Club Plus! - SpoilerCast!

#333: Justin’s Rant (OLED Model)

#332: Doki Doki Podcasting Club

The Dinner Table Show 020 POST-E3 2021

The Dinner Table Show 019 Pre-E3 2021

#331: Tank Waifu

#330: Eastern Daylight Saving Time

#329: We Like It When You're Sticky

#328: Sonic’s Poop at Pre-3™

#327: Kirby-Hulk

#326: That’s So Go-Bots

Dad Crossing #032: Welcome to 2020 2.0

#325: Goombas On My Plane

#324: Jesse's Solo Pokémon-Cast

Dad Crossing #031: DLC Time? Dads Downtime & Indie’s Right on Time!

#323: Firmware Update for LEGO

The Dinner Table Show 018 Indies

#322: It’s Blurple!

Dad Crossing #030: Bunny Day Fallout With the Nintenbros

#321: Jalapeño Jesse

#320: Half-Naked Cat Girls

Dad Crossing #029: Old and New Nintendo Eggs

#319: The Legend of Casey

The Dinner Table Show 017 Dinner Crossing

#318: Remaster into a 3D Garbage Can

Dad Crossing #028: Its'a Me! Mario Items in AC!

#317: RogersBase for Smash!

Remembering the Nintendo Guru

Dad Crossing #027: Happy Birthday To Us!!

#316: Dual-Wielding PokéBalls

The Dinner Table Show 016 Kids and Games

#315: Tingle Tuner

Dad Crossing #026: A Wild Tim Appears

#314: Beef Lords eSports Club

#313: Aren’t You the HR Guy?

Dad Crossing #025: Where are Kapp'n and His Pals?

#312: Shorting Turnip Prices

#311: I Got You a Dollar

Dad Crossing #024: 2020 Top Tens

#310: The Yeeting

#309: December 38, 2020

Dad Crossing #023: Nooks Price is Always Right!

#308γ: Pokémon GO Events for January 2021

The Dinner Table Show 014 Game of Tables

#308β: Justin Jabbers - Nintendo 2020 Nice/Naughty List

#308α: A Wild Galarian Mr. Mime Appeared!

#308: Good Job Roman Numeraling

Dad Crossing #022: Snowboyz in the Hood

#307¾: Pokémon GO Tour: Kanto Details

The Dinner Table Show 013 Part 2 Black Friday

The Dinner Table Show 013 Part 1 Pokémon

#307.5: Pokémon GO News Roundup

Dad Crossing #021: Thanksgiving Bellies

#307: nintendo.com/patreon

#306.5: Merry Thanksgiving

BONUS! #013: Interview with The Switch Collector

#306: Bellionaire

Dad Crossing #020: Return of the Time Pirate

#305: Satan's Time

Dad Crossing #019: Seasonal Treats and Cloud Gaming Feats

#304: It's Business Time!

The Dinner Table Show 012 Balance + Retro Rewind

#303: Boaty McBoatface

#302: Fallacy of the Beard

Dad Crossing #018: The Tricks and Treats of Dad Crossing

#301: Knightly Exploits - with a “K”

#300: Socks and Sandals Required

Dad Crossing #017: Fun with Farming, Family, and British Words

The Dinner Table Show 010 Emulators

#299: Steve for Smash

#298: She's a Keeper

Dad Crossing #016: The Time Pirate Walk the Plank

The Dinner Table Show 011 35 years

#297: Bye Buy Bye

#296: Nintendo Dads Voice Chat with Zach Ryan

Dad Crossing #015: Island Redo's and a Safe Place

#295: Playing With the Johns

#294: Playing Chrono Trigger on Nintendo Switch

Dad Crossing #014: Be cool... Get to School!

#293: Scrooge McDuck Money

#292: Viruses and Virtual Animals

Dad Crossing #013: A Balanced Life is Like an Animal Crossing Dream

#291: 7-Up Dads

Justin Jabbers #004: Counting Dollars with Pikmin

Dad Crossing #012: Screen Time, Dream Time, and Dan Time

#290: Gary’s Thicc Ant Eater

Justin Jabbers #003: Morgan's 21 Minutes

#289: Famicom Fathers

#288¾: Justin Jabbers #002

The Dinner Table Show 009 Collectibles

#288.5: Nintendo Roadtrip with Justin

Dad Crossing #011: S.O.S: Save our Saves!

#288: Poké-GOne

Dad Crossing #010.5: Pascal's Pearls

#287: Nintendo Lavaside Chats

Dad Crossing #010: Wet Suits and Washed Up Pirates

#286: Furry Squirtle

The Dinner Table Show 008 Imaginary E3

#285: Sean Capri 63⅓

Dad Crossing #009: Wedding Bells and Blurpees Missiles

#284: #BlameJesse

#283: Clubhouse Dads with Jeff Grubb

Dad Crossing #008: Wedding Wins and Shark Fins

#282: That's a Bold Strategy, Cotton

#281: A Shady Dude with The Trophy Room Podcast

WHAT THE GOLF Interview

Dad Crossing #007: Stamps, Schedules, and Starting Over

The Dinner Table Show 007 Where Does Gaming Go From Here

#280: Hanging With the Dad Crossing Crew

#279: Business Pants

Dad Crossing #006: Pirates, Shrubbery, and Other Landlubbery

#278: Blame the Pandemic (Reupload)

#277: Mario Souls

Dad Crossing #005: Boats, Brides, and Blackmarket Bribes!

The Dinner Table Show 006 The Perfect Game Store

#276: Do a Barrel Roll

#275: One Moose Length Apart

Dad Crossing #004: Patchwork Bunny Eggs

#274: Controlled Emergencies

#273: DOOM Crossing

Dad Crossing #003: The Guru Blathers

#272: You Are Not Essential

Dinner Table Show #005: Escapism (Reloaded)

#271: Disinfect Your Controllers

Dad Crossing #002: Time Travel

#270: Constructive Criticism

Dinner Table #004: Do We Really Need To Know

#269: Justin’s Room Is Trying To Kill Him

Dad Crossing #001: Direct Flights to Hype Town

#268: #1stWorldProblems

#267: Vocal Minority

#266: Venting Dads

Dinner Table #003: RPGs

#265: Proactive Corrections

#264: Leaks and Rip-Offs

#263: Binary Fingers with Guest André Segers

#262: 2020 Predictions

BONUS! #012: Pokémon Direct Discussions

BONUS! #011: Justin Jabbers 2019 GOTY

#261: 2019 Game of the Year Discussion

The Dinner Table #002b: Star Wars Spoiler Cast

The Dinner Table #002a: Defining a Decade

#260: Franken-Wrapped Stuff

#259: The Game Awards Roast

#258: Alex’s Spirit Animal is Justin Moosen

#257: Tim the Nintendo Dads Historian

#256: Metroid Stuffing

#255: *cough* Justin *cough*

The Dinner Table #001

#254: Bust Out the Protein Shakes

#253: Let the Fan Art Commence

#252: Nintendo is Making it Rain ¥ / EGX Blowout

#251: 3DO, You Know It’s Quality

#250: Five Years of Nonsense (reupload)

Pokémon GO Events Update 10-14-2019

#249.5: Who the Hell is He?

#249: Where's Green Mario?

#248: Nintendo You Greedy ...

#247: Goujon with Dijon

BONUS #010: Gary and Phil talk Gamescom

#246: Hot Take!

#245: September Is ... Beefy

#244: Who’s Mustin Jasson?

#243: Strangest Things: Nintendo Dads Edition

Nintendo Dads: Three Houses - Initial Battle Report

#242: Long Ago In Days Of Yore

#241: 3DS, You Have Failed This City

#240: Dewey Skreuem and Howe

#239: Thunderbolt and Lightning

#238: Firmware Conspiracy Theories

#237: Double-O Timbits

#236: How Appealing

Nintendo Dads Podcast #235: Surprise Mechanics

Nintendo Dads Podcast #234: Possibly Switchable

Nintendo Dads Podcast BONUS #009: E3 2019 Discussion with Luke Lohr and Sean Capri

Nintendo Dads Podcast #233: Justin Hates Pokémon

Nintendo Dads Podcast #232: Sweet and Sassy Dogs

Nintendo Dads Podcast #231: E3 2019 Predictions

Nintendo Dads Podcast #230: The Floor is Lava

Nintendo Dads Podcast #229: Animal Crossing Lore

Nintendo Dads Podcast #228: Double Eye Calamity

Nintendo Dads Retro Rewind #014: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

Nintendo Dads Podcast #115: These Hips Don’t Lie

Nintendo Dads Patreon Hangout #007: January 2017

Nintendo Dads Podcast #114: Get Off My Rooftop

Nintendo Dads Podcast #113: Back to the Old Format

Nintendo Dads Podcast #112: Switch Your Expectations with Josh Thomas from TheBitBlock

Nintendo Dads BONUS! #003: 2017 Switch Presentation Pre-Show and Live Reactions

Nintendo Dads Podcast #111: Nintendo Switch Reactions

Nintendo Dads Podcast #110: 2017 Predictions

Nintendo Dads After Dark #011: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

Nintendo Dads Patreon Hangout #006: December 2016

Nintendo Dads 2016 Holiday Special: Twas the Night Before Christmas

Nintendo Dads After Dark #010: Doctor Strange

Nintendo Dads Podcast #107: Repetitive Strain Injury

Nintendo Dads Retro Rewind #012: Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

Nintendo Dads Podcast #106: A Whole Schwack-Load of Levels

Nintendo Dads Patreon Hangout #005: November 2016