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No Sweat News — 239 episodes
Drunk Woman Celebrating Her New Rolls-Royce Was Pulled Over in Her New Rolls-Royce
Drunk Driver Had A "Drive Sober" License Plate
Naked Woman Stole An Ambulance
Truck Hauling a Porta-Potty Was Pulled Over for "Ejecting" Toilet Paper
Shirt You Can Wear For A Month Without Washing
Naked Guy Jumped Of The NY Bridge
Man Stole $17,000 Worth Of Little Debbie Snacks
Shipping Costs Go Down If You Include A Bag of Rocks Inside?
New York And New Jersey Is Being Terrorized By Rabid Beavers
A Woman In Iowa Got A DWI While Driving A Lawn Mower.
Man Broke Into A Woman's Home at 6:30 A.M To Make A Margarita
Idiot Took an Armored Police Truck on a Joyride
No Sweat News 7-22-26
Woman In New York Is Going Viral On How She Nixed A Date, Because The Guy Picked A "Lame Restaurant"
Man Got Stuck in a Porta-Potty While Searching for His Bottle of Mountain Dew
Man Steals A Kitten And Then Uses Her To Rob A Bank Next Door
Man Broke Into a Walmart, And Was Found Naked On A Pallet Of Dog Food
Boston Has the Worst Drivers in the Country
Robot Negotiator's Now Are Thing
Man In Scotland Assaulted Someone With Two Live Seagulls
Little League President Used the Team's Money for Strip Clubs and Erectile Dysfunction Pills
Woman Flashed a Gun at Taco Bell to Expedite Her Order
Man Had His Own Car Stolen While He Was Busy Burglarizing
Mexican Batman Duct-Taping Thieves to Telephone Poles
Man Refuses to Do Community Service Unless His Emotional Support Lizard Is with Him
Man Was Caught on Camera Shoving Steaks in His Pants
A Woman Just Lost Her Job For Stealing A Garbage During New York City's Knicks Parade
M&M's Will Temporarily Stop Producing Two Colors
Don't Put Your Drugs in a Bag Labeled Drugs
Food Delivery Robot Got Caught in the Middle of a SWAT Situation
Someone Just Made Blue Hotdogs
Would You Buy a $13,000 Robot Toilet to Drive Itself to Your Bedside?
Are Pickles The Pumpkin Spice Of Summer?
The Most Expensive States to Order a Pizza
Thief Stole $300 Worth of Banana Chips
Woman Was Shocked to Find 20 Sticks of Dynamite in Her Garage Fridge
Thief Hired a Waymo So He Didn't Need a "Getaway Driver"
Fist Fight That Broke Out At A Kindergarten Graduation
Man in Camo With A Bazooka Turned Out to Be A Landscaper With A Leaf Blower
Woman Was Arrested After Calling 911 Because a Bar Wouldn't Serve Her a Jell-O Shot
Man Was Banned from All Six Flags Parks for Life After a Chicken Nugget-Roller Coaster Stunt
Man Used a Chainsaw to Steal Pokémon Cards
An A.I. startup says it will pay people $2,000 a month to, uh, pleasure themselves
The A.I. Translator That Turns Your Pet's Sounds Into Human Speech
High School Accidentally Served a Dessert of . . . "Baked Dirt"
New Side Hustle Is Dumpster Diving At College Campuses
What Would You Do If You Could Freeze Time ?
Dozens of Empty Waymos Invaded a Cul-De-Sac for Hours, with No Riders
Man Led Police on a High-Speed Chase Dressed as the Easter Bunny
Guy Got A DWI Flying A Drone !
Apocalypse Early Warning System Is Now A Thing
Drilling Gas Tanks Now To Steal Gas
"Chipotle" Says If You Want Bigger Portions Just Ask
What's The Slang Word That Has Been Around For A Very Long Time
Man Stole a Car and Drove It To The Sheriff's Office
Ex-"Chick-Fil-A" Employee's Bizarre Mac-and-Cheese Scheme Was Exposed
Woman Was Arrested After "Feces-ing" On Everything
Woman Was Convicted of Using Bees as a Weapon
Two 18-Year-Olds Were Arrested After Driving A Lawnmower Through Target
Trader Joe's Is Being Sued, Because Their Coffee Isn't Caffeinated Enough
"Granborghini" Is A Very Cool Thing For Some Elderly People
High Schoolers Got The Wiener Mobile To Give Them A Ride To Prom
You Can Now Lick Your Cat And There Is A Brush To Help... I Guess If You Really Want To
Airline Is Adding Bunk Beds For Economy Flyers, But There Are Rules
Italy Is The First Country To Allow Paid Leave If Your Pet Is Sick
Marijuana Breathalyzer Is One Step Closer to Being a Thing
Man Punched His Coworker "One Minute" After Clocking In
Whistling Champion Does The National Anthem
Two Morons Were Driving Around With An Alligator Strapped to Their Car Roof
Man Ordered 11 McDonald's Meals For His Large Family In A Drive-Thru, And It Needed "Management Approval"
McDonald's Thief Demanded Free Cookies
Chick-fil-A Fire an Entire Shift of Workers Over a TikTok Video
Man Was Caught Trespassing In A Stolen Inmate Uniform
A TikTok Hunt For A Mystery Man "Soulmate" Backfired, When His Wife Showed Up In The Comments
Woman Was Caught Driving, During a Zoom Hearing with a Judge
Man Stole A Beer Truck And Led Police On A Chase
Man's 98th Arrest Involved a Custom Bong on His Car's Dash
Natural Light has just launched "Lawn Brew."
Sharks Were Found With Cocaine In Their System
Elderly Woman Trying To Get " Grandparents Happy Hour " Bill Passed
Criminal Ran Into a River, and Was Tracked Down by Cops on Paddleboards
Criminal Paid Bail, and Told a Judge to "Keep the Change," But It Was Funny Money
It Took a "Number Two Effort" to Steal a Septic Tank
Man Got a DUI After Drunk-Driving a Golf Cart
Priest Has Been Arrested for Stealing Baseball Cards
Naked Burglar Is Terrorizing Virginia
Man Named "Literally Anybody Else" Is Running for Mayor in Texas
Inmate Snuck Off for a Conjugal Visit in a Porta-Potty
Parents Check Your Kids Lunches Before School
Man Was Busted For DUI During His Driving Test
Man Injured in a Crash Pulled a Gun on a Bystander Offering to Help
People Who Called State Department Of Licensing And Pressed "2 for Spanish" Got AI
Guy Had Some Fun With His Vacuum ( No Not Like That )
The Stupidest Diet Ever: Plastic Wrap Eating
Guy Got Arrested for Having Sex with Roadkill
Burger King is putting bacon on its Impossible Burgers again, and non-meat-eaters are NOT happy
Guy Drove to a Police Station to Pay an Open Container Fine, and Got a DUI
Valentine's Day Chick-fil-A Spicy Chicken Assault
"Dumb Crook" Tried to Steal a Van, But Accidentally Locked Himself Inside
Beehive Thief Got Caught Thanks to A Sting Operation
Amazon Driver Got Drunk on BuzzBallz and Crashed into a Mailbox
47-Year-Old Man Got Angry at Teenagers in a McDonald's, So He Mooned Them
Guy Did Donuts on a Frozen Lake and Fell Through the Ice
Ex-Employee Broke Into a Little Caesars and Started Making Pizzas
Dave & Buster's Is Putting $15K Engagement Rings Inside Human Crane Games for Valentine's Day
McDonald's Is Debuting "McNugget Caviar" for Valentine's Day
Someone Invented A New Umbrella That You Don't Have To Hold
Guy Loved Up a Vacuum in the Middle of a Residential Neighborhood
A Man Must Eat Nothing But Wendy's Chili for a Month, Thanks to a Bad Golf Bet
Don't Reply STOP On When Getting SPAM Text.
Meteorologist Asked People to Send "Measurements" and Should Have Been More Specific
Fugitive Snuck Off, After Putting His Ankle Monitor on a Dog
Lady Smoked Meth During a Video Call with an Inmate
Company Is Taking Reservations for an Upcoming Hotel on the Moon
Woman Tried To Avoid Being Arrested By Going "Number Two"
Heinz Has a New French Fry Box with a Pull-Out Slot for the Ketchup
Waymo Passenger Jumps Out Of Car Because It Stop On Train Tracks With Approaching Train
Guy Stole His Girls Car While She Was Giving Birth To Their Baby
Bath & Body Works Nixed Its New "Pizza & Ranch" Candle
Girl Scout Cookie Season Is Here
World's Oldest Twinkie Is Turning 50
Mr. Bubble Is Selling a Bubble Bath-Flavored Soda
Yup Florida People Busted For Driving A Stolen U-Haul
Color Predictions For 2026
Someone Put Out "Free Weed" Near A School
Guy Called the Cops After the Car He Stole Got Towed
Vanilla Ice Cream Doused In Red Wine ?
In-N-Out Removed "67" From Its Order Numbers
Guy Using a Snow Blower Assaulted Someone With Snow
Guy Accidentally Deposited Meth at the Bank
The Top "Christmas Hotspot" Is NJ ?
Raccoon Broke into a Liquor Store, Got Drunk, and Passed Out in the Bathroom
Amazon Is Testing Ultrafast, "30 Minutes or Less" Deliveries
Thanksgiving Fight Ended with a Guy Burning His Family's House Down
Viagra Could Reverse Some Deafness
Heinz Is Now Selling Squeezable "Leftover Gravy"
10-Year-Old Stole His Mom's Car, Then Got His Dad Arrested
Foul-Mouthed A.I. Toys Could Be a Huge Issue This Christmas
Woman Drove 107 Miles Per Hour Because Little Caesars Was Closing
Light Rail Driver Told Scared Passengers to "Relax!" After Falling Asleep And Nearly Crashing
Man Started Shooting After a Heated Chicken-Egg Argument
Overstaying Your Welcome" Begins At . .
Man Was Arrested for DUI on Halloween, While in an Inmate Costume
Kentuckians Thought They Could Vote for the Mayor of New York City
Oreo Is Selling Thanksgiving Cookies That Taste Like Turkey and Stuffing
Thief's "Noticeable Bulge" Was a Stolen Power Tool
Man With A "No Drugs Allowed" Sign On His Door Was Busted For Drug Trafficking
Someone Pulled The Plug On Amazon And They Were Down
Shoe Company Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its "Embarrassingly Squeaky" Shoes
Three Idiots Broke into an Amusement Park and Stole 200 Stuffed Animals
People Are Bringing Pumpkins To Star Bucks To Have Them Filled
Fist Pump In How Many Seconds ?
Cat Survived 100 Miles Clinging to the Roof of a Car For A Family's Vacation
Birds Poop On Some Car Colors And Brands More Than Others
Most Haunted Hotel in Las Vegas Is Offering Someone $5,000 to Investigate Paranormal Activity
Pittsburgh Just Put Its Christmas Tree Up
Woman Threw Dozens of Used Feminine Hygiene Products on an Ex's Lawn
Taco Bell And The 50k Marathon
Hotels May Start Offering Scent-Based Alarm Clocks
Couple Is Getting Divorced Due To Pets
McDonald's Is Bringing Back "Monopoly"
Woman Tried To Sue Hersey For Not Spooky Enough Candy
Hospital Booted a Death-Themed Coffee Truck from Its Parking Lot
Not a Good Idea to Door Dash Your Murder Supplies
British Astronauts Will Have Tea Time On The Moon
Teacher Was Busted In Class With Cocaine
Public Bathrooms in China Make You Watch Ads to Get Toilet Paper
Someone Is Painting Squirrels'
KFC Is Releasing an Official Line Of Jelly Beans
Uber Is Testing a New Payment Method
How Many Trees Does It Take To Make TP For The Day !
Publishers Clearing House Went Bankrupt And Winner Did Not Get His Check
Scammer Who Said He Was An Astronaut And Needed Oxygen
Guy Just Set The Guinness World Record For The Most "Croc" Shoes
Chocolate Tastes Better If You Eat It While Listening To This Song
Teacher Gets Drunk On Second Day Of School
White Castle AI Just Tried To Overcharge A Man A Crazy Amount
Hooters Has A New Dress Code
Jazz Band Starts Playing On Board For Delayed Flight
Lookout For Radioactive Shrimp
VW Is Charging People To Go Faster
Woman Is Suing Her Job For Not Having Any Responsibilities
Man with the World's Largest Junk Broke His Arm
Olive Garden Is Offering A Gallon Of Soup
Selling Tickets For Your Wedding Could Be A Thing Now
No Sweat News 8-11-25
Guy Just Got Busted With 400 Pounds Of Magic Mushrooms !
Pastor Said "God" Told Them To Seal Money
Golfer Really Got " TEED OFF" On A Golf Course
Naked Thief Took Stole A Boat And Used Disguise To Escape From Cops
Jimmy Hoffa's whereabouts have been identified.
Ozzy turns up on today's No Sweat News: RIP!
Man busted for peeing off rooftop bar.
"May I have 1,000 waters please?"
A criminal so stupid they should move to Florida.
Starbucks finally getting into those secret menu items...
Monday's Suck Even When You're Retired
This new iPhone update seems really creepy.
Guy Had A Crazy Birthday By Smoking Meth And Stole A Trolly
Guy Was Busted For Selling Drugs In Court
New Dating Trend For Women
A new way to rate restaurants!
Lottery FAIL in Norway.
Parents need a vacation from their family vacation.
3 "studies"...
This is what a "screen divorce" is.
Someone stole 12,000 quarters. That's $3000 worth of change.
Guy Named "Loony Toon" Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase
This fitness test will predict if you'll die in the next decade.
84 year old woman leaves estate to a male escort. At least we know she died happy.
A new song from the children of the Beatles.
Dishwasher steak is now a thing.
What dog breed is most likely to get diarrhea? Glad you asked.
Now the stupid people are writing laws banning non-existent things.
Water sommelier, anyone?
DoorDash Driver Goes Crazy For Not Getting A Tip
DUI Bust Just Don't Check His Trunk
They're hunting down the guitar from Back To The Future and want your help.
No Sweat News 6-3-25
Sister uses sister's name, still gets arrested. Because the sister was wanted by cops too.
You're probably peeling bananas the wrong way.
The people of Tik Tok have discovered something called, "water-based cooking".
One Chip Challenge sends parolee back to jail.
Bananas Not Good For Smoothies
A Whack-a-mole movie?! Huh?
Bakery Workers Strike For More Money?
Air BnB host says hot water isn't a guarantee.
Minor league baseball team's bat dog dropped a deuce behind home plate.
New Jersey "massage parlor" had $600K stuffed in a giant teddy bear.
Three stories of people going viral.
A dude stole a cannon to try to pay off his dealer.
You know what mom wants for Mothers Day? PEACE AND QUIET.
A meth-smoking pet racoon. You read that right.
This Florida suburb has a peacock problem.
Woman drops road rage deuce on other driver's hood
We don't need no stinkin' DIMES!
Someone tried a, "Pay It Backward" thing
Man breaks out of jail two days before being released. say what?
Pot dealer hides weed in Easter eggs all over town.