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No Sweat News — 213 episodes

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1

A Woman Just Lost Her Job For Stealing A Garbage During New York City's Knicks Parade

2

M&M's Will Temporarily Stop Producing Two Colors

3

Don't Put Your Drugs in a Bag Labeled Drugs

4

Food Delivery Robot Got Caught in the Middle of a SWAT Situation

5

Someone Just Made Blue Hotdogs

6

Would You Buy a $13,000 Robot Toilet to Drive Itself to Your Bedside?

7

Are Pickles The Pumpkin Spice Of Summer?

8

The Most Expensive States to Order a Pizza

9

Thief Stole $300 Worth of Banana Chips

10

Woman Was Shocked to Find 20 Sticks of Dynamite in Her Garage Fridge

11

Thief Hired a Waymo So He Didn't Need a "Getaway Driver"

12

Fist Fight That Broke Out At A Kindergarten Graduation

13

Man in Camo With A Bazooka Turned Out to Be A Landscaper With A Leaf Blower

14

Woman Was Arrested After Calling 911 Because a Bar Wouldn't Serve Her a Jell-O Shot

15

Man Was Banned from All Six Flags Parks for Life After a Chicken Nugget-Roller Coaster Stunt

16

Man Used a Chainsaw to Steal Pokémon Cards

17

An A.I. startup says it will pay people $2,000 a month to, uh, pleasure themselves

18

The A.I. Translator That Turns Your Pet's Sounds Into Human Speech

19

High School Accidentally Served a Dessert of . . . "Baked Dirt"

20

New Side Hustle Is Dumpster Diving At College Campuses

21

What Would You Do If You Could Freeze Time ?

22

Dozens of Empty Waymos Invaded a Cul-De-Sac for Hours, with No Riders

23

Man Led Police on a High-Speed Chase Dressed as the Easter Bunny

24

Guy Got A DWI Flying A Drone !

25

Apocalypse Early Warning System Is Now A Thing

26

Drilling Gas Tanks Now To Steal Gas

27

"Chipotle" Says If You Want Bigger Portions Just Ask

28

What's The Slang Word That Has Been Around For A Very Long Time

29

Man Stole a Car and Drove It To The Sheriff's Office

30

Ex-"Chick-Fil-A" Employee's Bizarre Mac-and-Cheese Scheme Was Exposed

31

Woman Was Arrested After "Feces-ing" On Everything

32

Woman Was Convicted of Using Bees as a Weapon

33

Two 18-Year-Olds Were Arrested After Driving A Lawnmower Through Target

34

Trader Joe's Is Being Sued, Because Their Coffee Isn't Caffeinated Enough

35

"Granborghini" Is A Very Cool Thing For Some Elderly People

36

High Schoolers Got The Wiener Mobile To Give Them A Ride To Prom

37

You Can Now Lick Your Cat And There Is A Brush To Help... I Guess If You Really Want To

38

Airline Is Adding Bunk Beds For Economy Flyers, But There Are Rules

39

Italy Is The First Country To Allow Paid Leave If Your Pet Is Sick

40

Marijuana Breathalyzer Is One Step Closer to Being a Thing

41

Man Punched His Coworker "One Minute" After Clocking In

42

Whistling Champion Does The National Anthem

43

Two Morons Were Driving Around With An Alligator Strapped to Their Car Roof

44

Man Ordered 11 McDonald's Meals For His Large Family In A Drive-Thru, And It Needed "Management Approval"

45

McDonald's Thief Demanded Free Cookies

46

Chick-fil-A Fire an Entire Shift of Workers Over a TikTok Video

47

Man Was Caught Trespassing In A Stolen Inmate Uniform

48

A TikTok Hunt For A Mystery Man "Soulmate" Backfired, When His Wife Showed Up In The Comments

49

Woman Was Caught Driving, During a Zoom Hearing with a Judge

50

Man Stole A Beer Truck And Led Police On A Chase

51

Man's 98th Arrest Involved a Custom Bong on His Car's Dash

52

Natural Light has just launched "Lawn Brew."

53

Sharks Were Found With Cocaine In Their System

54

Elderly Woman Trying To Get " Grandparents Happy Hour " Bill Passed

55

Criminal Ran Into a River, and Was Tracked Down by Cops on Paddleboards

56

Criminal Paid Bail, and Told a Judge to "Keep the Change," But It Was Funny Money

57

It Took a "Number Two Effort" to Steal a Septic Tank

58

Man Got a DUI After Drunk-Driving a Golf Cart

59

Priest Has Been Arrested for Stealing Baseball Cards

60

Naked Burglar Is Terrorizing Virginia

61

Man Named "Literally Anybody Else" Is Running for Mayor in Texas

62

Inmate Snuck Off for a Conjugal Visit in a Porta-Potty

63

Parents Check Your Kids Lunches Before School

64

Man Was Busted For DUI During His Driving Test

65

Man Injured in a Crash Pulled a Gun on a Bystander Offering to Help

66

People Who Called State Department Of Licensing And Pressed "2 for Spanish" Got AI

67

Guy Had Some Fun With His Vacuum ( No Not Like That )

68

The Stupidest Diet Ever: Plastic Wrap Eating

69

Guy Got Arrested for Having Sex with Roadkill

70

Burger King is putting bacon on its Impossible Burgers again, and non-meat-eaters are NOT happy

71

Guy Drove to a Police Station to Pay an Open Container Fine, and Got a DUI

72

Valentine's Day Chick-fil-A Spicy Chicken Assault

73

"Dumb Crook" Tried to Steal a Van, But Accidentally Locked Himself Inside

74

Beehive Thief Got Caught Thanks to A Sting Operation

75

Amazon Driver Got Drunk on BuzzBallz and Crashed into a Mailbox

76

47-Year-Old Man Got Angry at Teenagers in a McDonald's, So He Mooned Them

77

Guy Did Donuts on a Frozen Lake and Fell Through the Ice

78

Ex-Employee Broke Into a Little Caesars and Started Making Pizzas

79

Dave & Buster's Is Putting $15K Engagement Rings Inside Human Crane Games for Valentine's Day

80

McDonald's Is Debuting "McNugget Caviar" for Valentine's Day

81

Someone Invented A New Umbrella That You Don't Have To Hold

82

Guy Loved Up a Vacuum in the Middle of a Residential Neighborhood

83

A Man Must Eat Nothing But Wendy's Chili for a Month, Thanks to a Bad Golf Bet

84

Don't Reply STOP On When Getting SPAM Text.

85

Meteorologist Asked People to Send "Measurements" and Should Have Been More Specific

86

Fugitive Snuck Off, After Putting His Ankle Monitor on a Dog

87

Lady Smoked Meth During a Video Call with an Inmate

88

Company Is Taking Reservations for an Upcoming Hotel on the Moon

89

Woman Tried To Avoid Being Arrested By Going "Number Two"

90

Heinz Has a New French Fry Box with a Pull-Out Slot for the Ketchup

91

Waymo Passenger Jumps Out Of Car Because It Stop On Train Tracks With Approaching Train

92

Guy Stole His Girls Car While She Was Giving Birth To Their Baby

93

Bath & Body Works Nixed Its New "Pizza & Ranch" Candle

94

Girl Scout Cookie Season Is Here

95

World's Oldest Twinkie Is Turning 50

96

Mr. Bubble Is Selling a Bubble Bath-Flavored Soda

97

Yup Florida People Busted For Driving A Stolen U-Haul

98

Color Predictions For 2026

99

Someone Put Out "Free Weed" Near A School

100

Guy Called the Cops After the Car He Stole Got Towed

101

Vanilla Ice Cream Doused In Red Wine ?

102

In-N-Out Removed "67" From Its Order Numbers

103

Guy Using a Snow Blower Assaulted Someone With Snow

104

Guy Accidentally Deposited Meth at the Bank

105

The Top "Christmas Hotspot" Is NJ ?

106

Raccoon Broke into a Liquor Store, Got Drunk, and Passed Out in the Bathroom

107

Amazon Is Testing Ultrafast, "30 Minutes or Less" Deliveries

108

Thanksgiving Fight Ended with a Guy Burning His Family's House Down

109

Viagra Could Reverse Some Deafness

110

Heinz Is Now Selling Squeezable "Leftover Gravy"

111

10-Year-Old Stole His Mom's Car, Then Got His Dad Arrested

112

Foul-Mouthed A.I. Toys Could Be a Huge Issue This Christmas

113

Woman Drove 107 Miles Per Hour Because Little Caesars Was Closing

114

Light Rail Driver Told Scared Passengers to "Relax!" After Falling Asleep And Nearly Crashing

115

Man Started Shooting After a Heated Chicken-Egg Argument

116

Overstaying Your Welcome" Begins At . .

117

Man Was Arrested for DUI on Halloween, While in an Inmate Costume

118

Kentuckians Thought They Could Vote for the Mayor of New York City

119

Oreo Is Selling Thanksgiving Cookies That Taste Like Turkey and Stuffing

120

Thief's "Noticeable Bulge" Was a Stolen Power Tool

121

Man With A "No Drugs Allowed" Sign On His Door Was Busted For Drug Trafficking

122

Someone Pulled The Plug On Amazon And They Were Down

123

Shoe Company Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its "Embarrassingly Squeaky" Shoes

124

Three Idiots Broke into an Amusement Park and Stole 200 Stuffed Animals

125

People Are Bringing Pumpkins To Star Bucks To Have Them Filled

126

Fist Pump In How Many Seconds ?

127

Cat Survived 100 Miles Clinging to the Roof of a Car For A Family's Vacation

128

Birds Poop On Some Car Colors And Brands More Than Others

129

Most Haunted Hotel in Las Vegas Is Offering Someone $5,000 to Investigate Paranormal Activity

130

Pittsburgh Just Put Its Christmas Tree Up

131

Woman Threw Dozens of Used Feminine Hygiene Products on an Ex's Lawn

132

Taco Bell And The 50k Marathon

133

Hotels May Start Offering Scent-Based Alarm Clocks

134

Couple Is Getting Divorced Due To Pets

135

McDonald's Is Bringing Back "Monopoly"

136

Woman Tried To Sue Hersey For Not Spooky Enough Candy

137

Hospital Booted a Death-Themed Coffee Truck from Its Parking Lot

138

Not a Good Idea to Door Dash Your Murder Supplies

139

British Astronauts Will Have Tea Time On The Moon

140

Teacher Was Busted In Class With Cocaine

141

Public Bathrooms in China Make You Watch Ads to Get Toilet Paper

142

Someone Is Painting Squirrels'

143

KFC Is Releasing an Official Line Of Jelly Beans

144

Uber Is Testing a New Payment Method

145

How Many Trees Does It Take To Make TP For The Day !

146

Publishers Clearing House Went Bankrupt And Winner Did Not Get His Check

147

Scammer Who Said He Was An Astronaut And Needed Oxygen

148

Guy Just Set The Guinness World Record For The Most "Croc" Shoes

149

Chocolate Tastes Better If You Eat It While Listening To This Song

150

Teacher Gets Drunk On Second Day Of School

151

White Castle AI Just Tried To Overcharge A Man A Crazy Amount

152

Hooters Has A New Dress Code

153

Jazz Band Starts Playing On Board For Delayed Flight

154

Lookout For Radioactive Shrimp

155

VW Is Charging People To Go Faster

156

Woman Is Suing Her Job For Not Having Any Responsibilities

157

Man with the World's Largest Junk Broke His Arm

158

Olive Garden Is Offering A Gallon Of Soup

159

Selling Tickets For Your Wedding Could Be A Thing Now

160

No Sweat News 8-11-25

161

Guy Just Got Busted With 400 Pounds Of Magic Mushrooms !

162

Pastor Said "God" Told Them To Seal Money

163

Golfer Really Got " TEED OFF" On A Golf Course

164

Naked Thief Took Stole A Boat And Used Disguise To Escape From Cops

165

Jimmy Hoffa's whereabouts have been identified.

166

Ozzy turns up on today's No Sweat News:  RIP!

167

Man busted for peeing off rooftop bar.

168

"May I have 1,000 waters please?"

169

A criminal so stupid they should move to Florida.

170

Starbucks finally getting into those secret menu items...

171

Monday's Suck Even When You're Retired

172

This new iPhone update seems really creepy.

173

Guy Had A Crazy Birthday By Smoking Meth And Stole A Trolly

174

Guy Was Busted For Selling Drugs In Court

175

New Dating Trend For Women

176

A new way to rate restaurants!

177

Lottery FAIL in Norway.

178

Parents need a vacation from their family vacation.

179

3 "studies"...

180

This is what a "screen divorce" is.

181

Someone stole 12,000 quarters.  That's $3000 worth of change.

182

Guy Named "Loony Toon" Led Cops on a High-Speed Chase

183

This fitness test will predict if you'll die in the next decade.

184

84 year old woman leaves estate to a male escort.  At least we know she died happy.

185

A new song from the children of the Beatles.

186

Dishwasher steak is now a thing.

187

What dog breed is most likely to get diarrhea?  Glad you asked.

188

Now the stupid people are writing laws banning non-existent things.

189

Water sommelier, anyone?

190

DoorDash Driver Goes Crazy For Not Getting A Tip

191

DUI Bust Just Don't Check His Trunk

192

They're hunting down the guitar from Back To The Future and want your help.

193

No Sweat News 6-3-25

194

Sister uses sister's name, still gets arrested.  Because the sister was wanted by cops too.

195

You're probably peeling bananas the wrong way.

196

The people of Tik Tok have discovered something called, "water-based cooking".

197

One Chip Challenge sends parolee back to jail.

198

Bananas Not Good For Smoothies

199

A Whack-a-mole movie?! Huh?

200

Bakery Workers Strike For More Money?

201

Air BnB host says hot water isn't a guarantee.

202

Minor league baseball team's bat dog dropped a deuce behind home plate.

203

New Jersey "massage parlor" had $600K stuffed in a giant teddy bear.

204

Three stories of people going viral.

205

A dude stole a cannon to try to pay off his dealer.

206

You know what mom wants for Mothers Day?  PEACE AND QUIET.

207

A meth-smoking pet racoon.  You read that right.

208

This Florida suburb has a peacock problem.

209

Woman drops road rage deuce on other driver's hood

210

We don't need no stinkin' DIMES!

211

Someone tried a, "Pay It Backward" thing

212

Man breaks out of jail two days before being released.  say what?

213

Pot dealer hides weed in Easter eggs all over town.