All Episodes
Nostalgia FC — 97 episodes
"I'll trade you Buddy the Elf for Lionel Messi" (Christmas special 2025)
E"The winners are crying and the losers are dancing" (The Retake Volume II)
E"Hal Robson-Kanu is the Welsh Pele" (The Retake Volume I)
E"Festive as heck" (Christmas Pun XI Volume II)
E"We are the Good Luck Chuck of podcasting" (The Guests Draft)
"Is that an Oasis song or a Rizzle Kicks song?" (The Reunion XI)
"Pep could pull off Crocs" (The Snake XI)
E"Where is Andre 3000?" (The Bargain Bucket XI)
E"Did anyone ever pay any money for Sol Campbell?" (The Free Transfer XI)
E“Swiss Hoy” (The Olympic Special)
E"Freddy Adu is my Roman Empire" (Takes Volume VI)
E"Xavi on the wing of course" (Euro's Latest vs Greatest)
E"Mystic Drew 2: Electric Boogaloo" (Euro 24 predicted teams of the Tournament)
E"The Future is now kids" (The AI Generated XI)
E"They call Joaquin the Spanish Vinnie Jones" (La Liga 2010/11 Draft)
E"I don't know what XG means" (Takes volume V)
E"Tim Wiese could powerbomb Fabian Barthez" (Bizarre Careers XI)
E"Peter Drury in the Carpark with the pipe" (Takes volume 4)
E"It's an average life" (2023 Christmas Special)
E"Roy Keane would lock his Butler in the freezer"
E"Ya Da sells Avon and plays at the Spaghettihad" (Takes Volume III)
E"Zordon knows all"
E"The Werewolf's in the garden again" (Halloween Pun XI)
E"I've had many, many Jason Stathams" (Takes Volume II)
E"Kevin Lisbie is still on the board" (Prem 06/07 Draft)
E"Remember when John O'Shea nutmegged Luis Figo?" (Jack Levick)
E"R9 is overrated"
E"We just love a Uruguayan Maniac" (Finn Kulavuz)
E"Imagine being Joey Barton's PR Team"
E"It's Mick McCarthy, not Merlin the Magician" (Richard Critchlow)
E"Do you have a Scottish Grandmother by any chance?" (Craig McFarlane)
E"He signed a Phil Jones mega deal" (David Dodgson)
E"Salt Bae couldn't get near him" (Brad Poole)
E"Wardrobes don't move" (Sam Marlow)
E"I really like Maradona, Screw you" (Gareth Ford Elliot)
E"It's about the pun, not the player"
E"Now! That's what I call Group B"
E"Sometimes the silence is funnier"
E"The name's Bond, James Rodriguez"
E"Who's better: Chopra or Ginola?"
E"We're not boring Kevin, you are"
E"Every mo can save a bro"
E"Is Jeffrey Schlupp better than Roberto Carlos?"
E"Pelé will claim them all" (James Dewsbury)
E"Choupo-Moting's agent is the most talented man in football" (Eric Franck)
E"I had a dance off with Peter Crouch" (Matt Bateman)
E"If you think of a bald guy, you're wrong" (Sebastian North)
E"Lebron James is the NBA equivalent of James Milner"
E"The hair gods had frowned upon him"
E"He played at Real Sock ya Dad"
E"Ashley Young is the Wish version of Arjen Robben"
E"Let's just kick Spain"
E"He's going to Blackburn... Quickly, someone set off that volcano"
E"If you don’t give me the number nine I am going to eat you”
E"Antonio Conte doesn't have an Amazon Prime subscription”
E999 times out of 1000, you don't get headbutted
EEuro 2020 Latest vs Greatest: The forgotten pod...
E"Football without Origi is nothing" (Archie Stevens)
E"Dida is just the Brazilian Paddy Kenny" (James Beck)
E"Amazing player, not as rich as David Beckham" (Julian Faustini)
E"My Grandma told Kevin Keegan to shut up at the bingo" (Conner Thompson)
E"He could open a tin of beans with his left foot"
ELatest vs Greatest: Germany
ELatest vs Greatest: Italy
ELatest vs Greatest: Spain
ELatest vs Greatest: France
ELatest vs Greatest: England
ELatest vs Greatest: Portugal
E"Nothing gets past Theo Zagorakis"
E"Zlatan Ibrahimović, the Swedish Clint Dempsey" (Rob Woodward)
E"He could eat an apple through a tennis racket" (Mark Quilter)
E"All it took was 7 billion on right backs" (Liam Anderson)
E"The afro lost its bounce"
E"I don't care what Sheffield Wednesday fans say about Owls" (Guy Coleman)
E"Calm down Jaap, it's for charity" (Kieran Wesley)
E"Business in the front, business in the back, party in the middle" (Josiah Raphael)
E"Brushing pie crumbs onto Aubameyang"
E"Howard, someone's just tried to murder Xabi Alonso"
E"Every team needs a couple of rubbish players" (Guy Clarke)
E"This is not a footballer, it is a fantastic horse"
E"Come on Wilfried Bony, Make them windows shiny" (Jarred Thomas Clark)
E"Gazza brought an Ostrich to training" (Andy Holden)
E"Kolo Toure could sell cars" (Joe Roberts)
E"Santi Carzorla in a test tube full of smoke" (Martin Pearson)
E"Edgar Davids and his laser vision" (Niall Baxter)
E"My life long ambition is to lick Beckham's face" (Dale Edwards)
E"Messi drove my Nana to drink" (Sam Passey)
E"The Undertaker in a goalkeeper shirt made of custard" (Immi Quilter)
E"Rory Delap has more than just a throw in" (Joe Richards)
E"The shiny heads are confusing" (Kieran Doherty)
E"70% of the world is covered by water, Santa Claus covers the rest"
E"Malnourished Ian Rush couldn't hack it" (Chris Roberts)
E"If I could sleep in that way, I'd be levitating" (Josh MacGillivary)
E"I had this really weird obsession with Christian Benteke" (Harry Thomas)
E"West Brom have a cult following in Norway" (Callum van Werkhoven)
E"Pudding the milkman in a Cameroon one piece" (Glyn Thomas)
E"I saw Carlos Tevez at Chester zoo" (Owen Quilter-Coan)
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