All Episodes
Not Actually Film Critics — 225 episodes
Ninja Terminator (1986): Giant TVs, Obsessions, and Ninja Nonsense
Kung Fu Dunk (2008): Airbender Rants, World Cup Fixes, and Basketball Nonsense
The King of Comedy (1982): GTA Pricing, Steam Machines, and Expensive Pipe Dreams
The Fool (2014): World Cup Fever, Evangelion Lines, and Russian Despair
The Disaster Artist (2017): Coffee Shop Mysteries, Lemon Tea Nostalgia, and Absolute Tangents
The Super Mario Galaxy Movie (2026): CRTs, Comic Cons, and Cosmic Plumbing
The General (1926): Cement Pours, Witch Hats, and Silent-Era Stunts
Hoppers (2025): Frodo vs Harry, Whale Facts, and Millennial Nostalgia
Marty Supreme (2025): Moving Dates, Cult Leaders, and Cost-to-Fun Ratios
Him (2025): Facial Recognition, NBA Takes, and Existential Dread
GOAT (2026): Mewgenics Mastery, Near-Misses, and Fantasy League Regret
Theodore Rex (1995): Renovation Hell, The Pitt, and Dinosaur Cop Nonsense
Stuart Little (1999): Power Levels, Cat Videos, and a Talking Mouse That Still Works
Dolittle (2020): Mewgenics Freedom, Gym Nightmares, and Talking Animal Regret
Magnificent Warriors (1987): Daylight Savings Rage, Mewgenics Addiction, and Michelle Yeoh Mayhem
13 Assassins (2010): Parking Debates, Laundry Miracles, and Samurai Carnage
Big Fish & Begonia (2016): Compound Names, Nioh 3, and Mythic Melancholy
Zootopia 2 (2025): Immortality Chasing, Spoilers, and Existential Spirals
The Legend of Hei 2 (2024): Isekais, Second Screens, and Emotional Damage
Burning (2018): Slow Burns, Supermen, and Badlands Predators
No Other Choice (2025): Oyster Ramen, Podcast Futures, and Year-One Reckoning
Battle of the Sexes (2017): Year-End Wins, Plur1bus Spoilers, and Christmas Regrets
Bugonia (2025): AI Slop, Skating Rinks, and the Movie We Definitely Didn’t Watch
The Scarlet Letter (1995): Zootopia Drama, Saudi EA, and Human Robots
Emma (2020): Plur1bus, Stranger Things, and Hong Kong Love Stories
Frankenstein (2025): Gambling, Gargoyles, and Gripes About Disney
The Blair Witch Project (1999): Butter, Dinosaurs, and Found Footage Fear
Men in Black (1997): 4K Flexing, Dragon Maids, and Dressing Room Discomfort
Demolition Man (1993): The Future Was a Taco Bell and We Still Blew It
Bonus: Hades 2, Tactics Rumors, and Billion-Dollar Bummers
WarGames (1983): Fincher Tangents, Demon Slayers, and Cold War Nerds
The Day of the Dolphin (1973): Tactical Shenanigans, Talking Fish, and True Lies
Colossus: The Forbin Project (1970): Excuses, Silksong, and the Rise of the Machines
Death to Smoochy (2002): Gochujang, Swords, and Sinister Puppets
Kalifornia (1993): Twinkies, Civil Wars, and Gen Z’s Empty Wallets
Takopi’s Original Sin: Weeb Takeover, Milky Nostalgia, and AI Chaos
One Hour Photo (2002): DOS Games, Epstein Guesses, and Sleepy Scores
Fermat’s Room (2007): Windows Regret, Math Traps, and Mockingbirds
Buried (2010): Iced Wine, Cultural Cookouts, and Spider Jumpscares
Under the Shadow (2016): Edgelords, Shark Dentists, and Squid Game Binge
Gerald’s Game (2017): UFC at the White House, Star Wars Rants, and Foggy Terrors
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025): The Spoilercast — Controversies, Conspiracies, and Crushing Endings
The Invitation (2015): F1 Frenzy, Weird Friends, and Demon Pop
Mox and Gibbs: Clair Obscur – Drywall, Dragons, and Deep Dives
Robot Dreams (2023): Unicorns, Wick Spins, and Gaming Fever Dreams
Inhuman Kiss (2019): Merde, Minecraft, and Monster Love
Mox and Izzy Live
Sinners (2025)
Companion (2025): Eels, Lazarus, and Box Office Chaos
Titane (2021): Zenshu Zenith, Creed First Impressions, and the Glory of Titane
Severance Season 2 Finale: Trauma, Theories, and Total Breakdown
Mad God (2021): Dragon Age Rage, Robocop Rampage, and the Madness of Mad God
Swiss Army Man (2016): Severance Spoilers, Space Opera Nostalgia, and Swiss Army Madness
Suspiria: Severance Spirals, Betrayal, and WTF Did We Just Watch?
Rubber: Severance, Medieval Chaos, and Killer Tires
Nightmare Alley: Witchers, Sci-Fi, and One Last Dafoe Dive
Shadow of the Vampire: Severance, PC Disasters, and Willem Dafoe Madness
Wild at Heart: Puberty, Hidden Magazines, and David Lynch Madness
Nosferatu: Glitches, Condors, and Jeopardy Jitters
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Heretic
The Gift: Fires, Flu, and Gaming on Ultra-Wide
Blow Out: Paint Fumes, Deckbuilders, and Criterion Chaos
2024 Box Office Surprises, Izzy’s Year-End Movie Picks, and NAFC’s Fantasy Movie League Kickoff!
The Wiz: Tifa Mods, Anime Endings, and Gibbs the Black Ally
The Red Turtle: Lost Episodes, Secret Levels, and VGAs
Full Arcane Review
The Hallow: Movie Marathons, Penguin Praise, and The Hallow
Oddity: Class Wars & Cartoon Carnage: An Intellectual Journey
The Substance: Shoujo Unlocks, Astro Bots, and Halloween Chills
Alien Romulus: Aileen Wumulus, Laser Eyes, Full Circle of the Moon
Strange Darling: Old-School FPS, Yakuza TV series, and Weird Pokémon Stuff
Borderlands 2024: Tears, Robots, and Netflix Bangers
Gran Turismo: Weddings, Robots, and Gran Turismo Feels
Secret Episode - the Gibbs and Mox Hour
Alone in the Dark: Vacation Highlights, Productivity Killers, and Uwe Boll's Cinematic Crimes
1408: Gory Spoilers, Gaming Dreams, and Liminal Space Nightmares
Predestination: From Glory Holes to Hugo Awards: The COVID Origins of NAFC
Vivarium: Eurotrash, Octopath Oddities, and Anime Absurdities
Anime Hot Takes, Gaming Deep Dives, and Cheating Scandals: A Typical NAFC Summer
The Bear Necessities: Steam Sales, Anime Rants, and Backlog Regrets
Taichi 0
Alienoid
Legend 1985
The Master
April Entertainment Extravaganza: Fallout Frenzy, Kaiju Clashes, and Anime Adventures
Run Lola Run
Time After Time
Dune 2 (Time Cop)
Maboroshi
The Big Sleep
Sunset Boulevard
Cat People (1942)
Poor Things 2023
Womb 2011
2024 New Year Extravaganza
Bonus - Pawn Pimp
When Evil Lurks - PFS
La La Land - Bluebrained
Netflix's Pluto - Uncut
Encanto - Definitely Not Babysitting
Purple Rain - Not the Bummiest
Little Shop of Horrors - Backseat Cuck
Solomon Kane - Dump Buddy
In the Name of the King - Knée Boõ Jër Dòw
Dragonslayer 1981
Izzy and Mox - Pixels, Pirates, and Pizza (Week recap)
Space Truckers
Plan 9 From Outer Space - Brown Thumb
Europa Report - Mic Check
Barbarella - Fonda Her Janes
Coherence - All Thanks to Child Labor
The Man from Earth - Caveman Christ
Cube - Two Cakes
Wyrmwood: Apocalypse - Chicken Network
Superintelligence - A Mindmelting Experience
SPOILERS!! Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Network - Rows of Baby Teeth
The Naked Gun - Bean'd
Transcendence
her - Right In the Kokoro
M3GAN - (pronounced Myoangern)
Hellbender: New Eyes
The Wailing - Pump Up the Jam
The Taking of Deborah Logan - The Last of Us: The Video Game: The Show
Onibaba - Bone Hole
Infinity Pool - Jon Voight as Chinese Curator
Archive - Quidditch Sucks
Neo Tokyo
Ingrid Goes West - Corgi Ass
Time Bandits - A Loaf of Crackers
Possession - Gundumb
[Bonus] SPOILERS!!! 2022 Anime Year End Review
Bottle Rocket - Woooooow
[Bonus] SPOILERS!!! Avatar: The Way of the Water
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio - Dichter Scale
Bonnie and Clyde - Panty Stamp
Emily the Criminal
Dark City - Women Are From Bitties
Fantastic Planet - Gur
Crimes of the Future - S***posting
Gloomhaven Digital Dive
Metropolis - Raw fo Dog
Barbarian - Balls Deep
His House (and Cabinet of Curiosities) - Guillotine Del Toro
Alice, Sweet Alice - Championships White & Loser Yellow
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum - You're Our Lightsaber
Marked for Death - Button Mashing at Life
Rumble in the Bronx - EdgingRunners
Bloodsport - KUMITE
Once Upon a Time in China - Moon Wiccan Wizards
Dynasty Warriors - Needs More Horse Drift
Hardboiled - #BangLocalMilfs
ChingChong Express
🎵 SINGHAM 🎵
Drishyam (2015): DODOpamine
How does your sex dungeon look like?
NAFC Anniversary Recap Episode (also The Crow)
The Lazarus Effect - Autonomoose
Flatliners - Covid Scrotum
The Frighteners - Shingeki no Reason
The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes - It's Morbin Time
Delicatessen - Red Rover Coming Over
The Hundred-Foot Journey - CardaMom's On the Grill
Foodfight - Worse Than Cats?
I'm Thinking of Ending Things - Where Is My Mind?
Headshot - Batman: Bullet Sponge
Okja - Ora Ora Ora Intercourse
The Adam Project - Pray for Burgers
Pig - Good Pain
Big Bug - Nerd Alert
The Lighthouse - Pacemaker
Upgrade - Wordle Up
12 Angry Men - Turns Out, It Was A Dog
Tombstone - Cup Noodle To Go
Akira - Myst Speedrun
Children of Men - Figging for Gold
Shawshank Redemption - C*** Talk
Cronos - New Year, Vampire Me
Thirst
BloodRayne - Oh My Godzilla
Blood Red Sky - DDDDDTEXAS!
Before I Wake - Mommy's Little Dream Machine
The City of Lost Children - Muad'Deep
Dune (1984) - Dune Dune DUUUUUUNE
[Bonus Episode] Daniel Craig 007 Saga
Raw - Lo-Fi Bard
Rollerball (1975) - JONATHAN
Game(s?) Night
[Bonus Episode] Evangelion 4.0 After Dark
Bull Durham - Gonna Gibbs You Some Mox
A Touch of Sin - In With the New Shit
Inside Job - Pop the Documentary Cherry
Bonus: Happy Hippo ASMR
The Big Short - How Big Are Your Heels?
Sorry to Bother You - EWPs I Did It Again
Playtime - Tell Them the Vampire Sent You
[Bonus Episode] The Evil Timeline...
[Bonus Episode] Better Than Nothing... a Tomorrow War review
Images - Welcome to Poop
Persona - Benjamin Belly Button
(Bonus Episode) Behind the Scenes - SyncTracks
Dracula 3000 - Vampire... in SPACE!!!
Space Sweepers - Bebop Wars
Sputnik - Cosmonot Human
Color Out of Space - HP Cagecraft
Vampire's Kiss - Uncage the Cage
(Bonus Episode) Legend of Zelda Discussion
Mom and Dad
THX 1138 - Numbers Are the Future
I Care A Lot - Rererevenge
White God - Heartless Hungarians
Possessor - Remote Control Assassin
Mulholland Drive - California Dreamin and Screamin
Altered States - Tripping Balls Across the Universe
From Beyond - My Pineal Gland Is Throbbing
American Graffiti - George Lucas's Boomer Wet Dream
Eighth Grade - Middle School Blows, Am I Right?
Brewster McCloud - Teenage Icarus at the Astrodome
Passenger 57 - More Nut Shots Than You Would Think...
Airplane vs Volcano - Volcanos Take Revenge On A Plane...
Porco Rosso - Pigs Really Do Fly!
Deep Rising - The Skull Island Prequel That Never Happened
Ponyo - Miyazaki's Masterful Watery World
The Shape of Water - Fishy Love In a Tub