All Episodes

689: Welsh Confetti

686: Urine Therapy

685: Cleaners Cupboard

682: Tactical Dismount

681: Spicy Sausage

679: The Poop Knife

678: Seagull Tasting

675: Clean Tomatoes

674: Fellaaas & Fallopians

671: Funeral Cockup

670: Master Hunter

668: Andy Stumpf - Seal Team 6

667: The Cocktopus

664: Kirb From Two Flogs Pt 1

663: Irish Uber

Why the Heartwarming Bromance and Healthy Masculinity of Jay Reeve and Duncan Heyde Should Be Celebrated

660: The Camel

659: Just Bricks

656: Cement Angel

655: Punk Rock Thickshake

652: Tape Measure

651: Oh Bee-have!

648: Real Heroes

647: Midnight Sasquatch

644: Leap Frog

643: Olympic Disgrace

640: Sausage Sensei

639: Greg vs Golf

636: Dick fell off prank

635: Dealing with the deceased

632: Brad Thorn

631: Jay locks someone in his basement

628: Smothered in scat

Grandad's guilt got me a PlayStation | Not For Radio #627 w/ Jay & Dunc

Update 14 January 2026

Update 8 January 2026

Update 1st January 2026

Update 25 December 2025

616: Hot sauce vs body

615: NFR Q&A

612: Resuscitation from a naked butler

611: Burn survivor, Samoana Matangi

608: Crashing into the in-laws' shed

607: Andrew Tuck from Homegrown

Update 27 November 2025

603: Slip of a 400kg tyre

602: Horny Animals

599: OnlyLos

598: Electrical mains cable explosion

595: Musician Te Wehi

594: Doing a runner in Istanbul

591: Your Gnarliest Injuries

590: Al Brown

589: Ass Torpedo and Pecker Putty

587: Skydiving under the influence

586: Milan Borich from Pluto pt. 2

583: Wobbles

582: Milan Borich from Pluto

579: D*ck out on a work call

578: T-Shirt Gun vs Grandma

575: Knuckles and Kirb

574: Airsoft trip ends in flames

571: Laser guided bomb

570: Waterbed vs Jay’s weak stomach

569: Tre the Owl

567: Scott & Mig from Fishing and Adventure

566: Poisoned tea

563: Project X-style after party

562: Mooning on the bus

560: Ramset Gun

Update from Jay & Dunc. 28th August 2025

558: The Inside Word. 25th August 2025

557: Pecker Wrecker

556: Killed her with my c**k

551: Country singer Brad Cox - EXCLUSIVE EPISODE

553: Stranded because of a shit

552: Suburnt postman

549: Hidden in butter

548: Kirb's banana danger wank

545: Hospitalised from feeding the chooks

544: Cat nicked the sack

543: Where did the knife go?

541: Paranormal

540: Crematorium Insights

537: J'Mo Moran

536: Crushed by a bull

533: Buzz Lightyear and a golf cart

532: Fell out of a plane hungover

529: Farting underwater

528: Spicy burger... or are you just fat?

525: Sorry George

524: Rhonda Hapi Smith

522: Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps

521: Decontamination

518: Rhinostopper

517: Sail trip with no experience

515: Shock to the cock

514: Handcuff show and tell

511: Self-catheterizing a blocked bladder

510: Jay's roll ups

Go and check out episode 353

507: Porcupine quills and a butt boil

506: Catching a live bomb

504: Jay's son has a unique story from work

503: Jaye Pukepuke

501: Heath Franklin's Chopper

500: Our Five Hundredth Episode!

497: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 3

496: Garage Squirrel

494: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 2

493: Shrinkage

491: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 1

490: We haven't laughed this hard in ages

489: Hulk's Meat Missile

488: James from the army

487: Andy from the circus

486: Hunting pirates

484: Drug dog

483: Illegal border crossing

480: A genital injury that leaves us shocked

479: This episode is gnarly

478: VIP Stag Do

476: Like hitting a brick wall

475: Looks like you're f****ed

474: One-armed chin ups

473: The Inside Word. 10th March 2025.

472: Who is keen for a Baileys?

471: Bubble credit card

470: Young and dumb

469: Mad Dog Wally

468: The Inside Word. 3rd March 2025.

467: NFR Nicknames

466: The best places to fart

465: Prawn cocktail

464: Sarah Napthali

463: The Inside Word. 24th February 2025.

462: Burst it with a hot needle

461: Would you eat a Chicken's ***hole?

460: Kirb and Gibbo. The Two Flogs. Part 2

460: Kirb and Gibbo. The Two Flogs. Part 1

459: The Inside Word. 17th February 2025.

458: Bear Bangers

457: TJ Power. Author of 'The Dose Effect'

453: An intimate broadcast

452: A bus driver's favourite smell

450: Smoked a house fly

449: One battler dad

448: Jay almost loses his guts again

445: "Don't tell them you did it at work"

444: Run over by a tank

431: Tortured, starved and fingered

430: Huntsman in a Holden

429: Traeger Giveaway

RELOADED: Facing your bullies. 14th December 2024.

426: Grenade training

425: Secret Santa

RELOADED: 1990s skater belt. 8th December 2024.

RELOADED: Eating Lung butter. 7th December 2024.

421: AI vibrator removal

420: The 1990's skater belt

416: Fell through a fish tank

415: Processing photos

411: Brad Williams

RELOADED: The General anesthetic erection. 17th November 2024.

RELOADED: Saving a sex worker. 16th November 2024.

407: Fireworks are dicks

406: Saving a sex worker

RELOADED: Danny Grants NZ club yarn. 10th November 2024.

RELOADED: Ingrown testicle hair. 9th November 2024.

403: Crime Podcaster Ryan Wolf

402: Danny Grant from Danny Rants

401: Tawera Nikau

RELOADED: Airborne military vehicle. 3rd November 2024.

RELOADED: Spitters are quitters. 2nd November 2024.

398: Robbie Kroger from Blood Origins

397: Spitters are quitters

RELOADED: Category; Horny. 28th October 2024.

RELOADED: How I got my nickname 'Camel'. 26th October 2024.

394: Big John *Bosh*

393: Sanitised Privates

391: "How I got the nickname, Camel"

RELOADED: Manchester Winters. 20th October 2024.

RELOADED: Predator Pussy. 19th October 2024.

389: Jay's a living damsel in distress

388: Predator Pussy

RELOADED: Drugs are bad mmmkay. 13th October 2024.

RELOADED: Electric fence for Byson. 12th October 2024.

384: German brothel disaster

383: Uncle Ben

RELOADED: The Warrior. 6th October 2024.

379: Gina Chick part 2

378: Flooding an air BNB whilst slamming

377: Gina Chick

374: Blair Rubock

370: A deep dive on the moon 'landing'

369: Dunc's Secret Sauce

365: Farting dogs & cleaning solutions

RELOADED: Wrong cleaning solution. 12th September 2024.

RELOADED: Chocolate bar up the bum. 11th September 2024.

364: Humans kissing dogs

RELOADED: Health warning from the UK. 10th September 2024.

363: Dennis Rodman

RELOADED: Two Panadol aint gonna fix that. 6th September 2024.

361: Toe crushed by fireplace

RELOADED: Belly button tickled from the inside. 5th September 2024.

360: Accidentally adopted a Komodo dragon

RELOADED: Spicy noodle cup explosion. 4th September 2024.

RELOADED: Chafing leads to abscess. 3rd September 2024.

358: There's porn everywhere

RELOADED: Chewbacca. 30th August 2024.

356: Paint roller prison shank

355: Ganesh Raj

RELOADED: Toilet DIY gone wrong. 28th August 2024.

353: The tongue blender

RELOADED: The tongue blender. 27th August 2024.

351: Home wax job

RELOADED: Body Modifications. 23rd August 2024.

350: Popeye

RELOADED: Popeye. 22nd August 2024.

RELOADED: Prince Albert gets caught on a necklace. 21st August 2024.

349: My husband loves golf, too

348: Sam Clarke

RELOADED: Pete Bethune's full chat from April 2023.

RELOADED: Chemo drugs on the junk. 16th August 2024.

346: Should have been fired

345: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 3

345: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 2

RELOADED: Trixie the high school ball date. 15th August 2024.

345: Captain Pete Bethune. Part 1

RELOADED: Love letters lead to divorce. 14th August 2024.

343: Sam the Trap Man

RELOADED: Skydiving with a naked granny.

RELOADED: Kids with compound bows.

RELOADED: One unlucky day. 9th August 2024.

341: David Niethe. Mental performance coach.

340: Metal Dick Nick

RELOADED: Dildo on the dashboard. 7th August 2024.

RELOADED: Military combat exercise. 6th August 2024.

RELOADED: Lawnmower plus electric fence.

RELOADED: Brickies incident report form.

RELOADED: Original nicknames vol 1.

RELOADED: Another super glue disaster. 1st August 2024.

336: Dave 'Brown Butterbean' Letele

RELOADED: Message from a Schizophrenic. 31st July 2024.

335: Sambal on the coin purse

RELOADED: Stealing cookies. 26th July 2024.

333: Stealing cookies

332: Prison Pizza & Dunc's dad

RELOADED: Dunc's dad's next big ride. 25th July 2024.

RELOADED: No toilet paper no worries. 24th July 2024.

331: The Isle of Man

RELOADED: Superglued Weiner. 23rd July 2024.

RELOADED: Veet hair removal review. 23rd July 2024.

317: Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps

RELOADED: Water Spray to the face. 19th July 2024.

328: Snow day at the golf course

RELOADED: Chemical plant cock up. 18th July 2024.

327: Deer vs bus

RELOADED: Feats of remarkable strength . 17th July 2024.

326: Holes in ya willy

RELOADED: An actual war story. 16th July 2024.

323: Cool boys & leaky cats

RELOADED: Leaky cat. 12th July 2024.

RELOADED: Yellowstone long drop. 11th July 2024.

322: Yellowstone long drop

321: Mike Seawright from ReliefAid

RELOADED: Banging on the basin. 9th July 2024.

320: Banging on the basin

319: Q&A with the team

318: The Dyslexic Princess

RELOADED: Shot on the border. 4th July 2024

RELOADED: It's a cool story. 3rd July 2024

RELOADED: Stevie Belshaw's hectic injury. 2nd July 2024

RELOADED: Dunc's work dinner blow out. 27th June 2024

314: "He doesn't like that"

RELOADED: Squeeze my finger. 26th June 2024

RELOADED: Half a hamster. 25th June 2024.

310: Wild Secrets Partner Communication with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes

309: This could be the wildest episode yet

RELOADED: House party with a golden toilet and a tuba. 20th June 2024.

RELOADED: Foot skin snack. 19th June 2024.

RELOADED: Infuriating a van full of people. 18th June 2024.

305: No stitches no worries

RELOADED: Scotland Stag Do. 14th June 2024.

304: Dead dogs and bomb squads

RELOADED: Home made bug spray. 13th June 2024.

RELOADED: Have you ever seen a cat fly? 12th June 2024.

RELOADED: Do the roar. 11th June 2024.

RELOADED: Death of a sex doll. 7th June 2024.

300: Chargrilled wanger

299: Car window graffiti at a funeral

RELOADED: Car window graffiti at a funeral. 16th June 2024

298: Matty Hannon

RELOADED 297: Wetsuit shits and 'electric' shocks

RELOADED: 296 - A spectacular dirty talk fail

296: Where did he get the snails from?

RELOADED: Hiding in the wardrobe. 30th May 2024

295: A catheter catastrophe

RELOADED - 294: A brand new nickname! 29th May 2024

RELOADED: Dunc's Birthday Cake. 24th May 2024.

291: NFR from New York!

RELOADED: How to get more annual leave. 23rd May 2024.

290: Nashville Tennessee Show 1

RELOADED: Talking dirty with Melissa Vranjes. 21st May 2024.

287: Pooping next to a game fence

RELOADED: Pooping next to a game fence. 17th May 2024.

RELOADED: BBQ Toilet Horror. 16th May 2024.

286: BBQ Toilet Horror

RELOADED: Explaining NZ Slang. 15th May 2024.

RELOADED: 284 - Hypo Hotel. 14th May 2024.

283: Playing golf with a lunatic

RELOADED: Golf with a lunatic. 10th May 2024.

RELOADED: X rated vet trip. 9th May 2024

RELOADED: War story called 'Army'. 7th May 2024.

279: Broke Boy Taco

RELOADED: Broke Boy meets Stylebender. 3rd May 2024.

RELOADED: Brad Smeele. 2nd May 2024.

278: Brad Smeele

RELOADED: Heath Franklin's Chopper. 1st May 2024.

277: Heath Franklin's Chopper

276: Old Dog New Shits

RELOADED: Electrocuted at the farm. 29th April 2024.

274: Wild Secrets BJ like a boss with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes

272: Run For Your Life. Part 2

272: Run for your life. Part 1

RELOADED: Truck back chicken. 24th April 2024.

268: Barclay Nettlefold

270: ITM Taupo Super 400 Supercars

269: What's the laziest thing you've ever done?

RELOADED: NFR Nicknames. 16th April 2024

RELOADED: Freaking out a hitchhiker. 12th April 2024.

265: Freaking out a hitchhiker

RELOADED: Tequila and the exotic dancer. 11th April 2024.

264: Tequila & the Exotic dancer

263: A Cornish Slate Layer's Nail Bag

260: Beans on Top

RELOADED: Lost in translation on a honeymoon

259: We ruin Finding Nemo

RELOADED: An injury to the wee fella

RELOADED: Calling in Sick

256: Scottish women are warriors

RELOADED: Pound town in the street

254: Dan Mancina ~ Professional Blind Skateboarder

252: Maggots. What are they good for?

RELOADED: Heatwave causes a toot hole explosion

251: Like that but cat

RELOADED: Flyaway Greenhouse

RELOADED: The Underarm Bowl

250: Jay and Dunc on the Two Flogs Podcast.

RELOADED: Work email stitch up.

247: Lou Sassol

RELOADED: Lou Sassol.

RELOADED: Colin the carpet snake

246: Colin the carpet snake

RELOADED: Nutsack vs Bunk Beds

242: My dog drove my car

241: Scott McLaughlin

237: Bonnie Hancock

236: Flaming Sambuca and a great chat with Adam Blair

233: Prison conjugal and Mike Tyson's dong

232: Sir John Kirwan

229: Never sneeze while wiping your toot hole

228: Wild Secrets Valentines Special with Sexologist Melissa Vranjes

225: Jay is anti Dog

224: Goat in a bedroom

Wild Yarn with Wild Secrets

222: The Essential Guy Code

221: Tiegs used to be a thief

219: Dusty Dunc is Living on the Edge

218: You did WHAT with a Cheese Toastie

216: Chat with a professional wrestler

214: Oldies Rolled on edibles

212: The Sniper's handbook

210: It was one Helluva Stag Do

208: Garden Shed Rooting

207: Bathroom Disasters & Porn Chat

205: Nearly Died from a Vasectomy

204: Urban Legends, Foreskins and Site Inductions

202: Great Police Interactions

201: Snow Shovelling is Shit - Be Prepared to be Buckled Sideways

199: I Live Next to a Sex School

198: Earth - 1. Mans face - 0

196: How much pressure?

195: What is the moral of the story, Jay?

193: Goes like a cut cat

192: Johnny Stevens from Highly Suspect

190: Lost Conditioner Bottle

189: Don't Cook When You're Cooked

187: Will AI take over the world & Jays Eulogy

186: A Camel Orgy and Trish the Dish

Sending it Too Hard. NFR Returns in 2 Days

Hey Hey, High Five. NFR returns in 3 days

Nail Gun Mishap. NFR returns in 4 days

185: What part of the internet are you operating in mate?

184: White wees from a salmon all over an angry Dunc

183: Chasing an invoice up faster than Eliud Kipchoge

182: Burying a horse whilst hungover

181: Kaboom, Huzzah, it's just f*cking gym stuff

180: What the f**k is wrong with people... this is a foul episode

179: Tartan pubes and a bloke called Les

178: Crocodile dungdee

177: Nothing wrong with a bitta slippery gecko

176: Dunc's mate 'Anon'

175: Flying f**k ups & dodgy toothpaste from Barry

174: Poetry corner with a sprinkle of 'quarter ton of fun'

173: "Running it straight" at a shark

172: Bruce Spring-clean, Lino Richie, and a waratah

171: Jay was a 'break' between 3 different All Black flankers

170: Dripping like a knackered fridge

169: When you parachute with a naked granny

168: "We just have to wait for the rain to stop" - Gandhi

167: The cologne overload

166: Real-life Cotton Eye Joe

165: Prime Minister of good times... and wees

164: Drunk? Or shaka bruh

163: From screaming "oh no" to a screaming 'o'

162: Wanna be our pen pal? Or are you in prison...

161: $100k just to eat your lunch... pricey

160: Getting hoisted 150m in the air... SHAKA BRUH!

159: Florida man + your birthday = hilarious

158: Jay Reeve, the 40 year old school student

157: How we all met each other

156: Sit down and watch some analogue...

154: Stories from old folk that don't add up

That's Not Very Professional! NFR returns in 5 days

153: Front row seats to the 'where the f*ck am I' show

152: Shit-hole destinations & the worst dining experience ever

151: The most ridiculous moment in our broadcasting careers

150: We run through our new years resolutions

149: Giz us a smile bruv

148: School kid that makes more than his teachers

147: Dunc's radio tales from yesteryear

146: Accidentally running a half marathon

145: Boxing Day special

144: "I made my boss shit himself"

143: Would you bang your first cousin?

142: Lots of Christmas chat

141: Rather have a warty piece & a shit looking bank account

140: Raisins are straight from Satan's butt

139: Hurling an unassuming breather down five floors

138: Shove piggy shove ft. Greg Murphy

137: Hectic yarns from a certain place that borders the US

136: Worldly wisdom and a pug's anuk

135: Human accordions & 260kg of fun

134: Hotel room edition ft. A run in with a gang member

133: Phallus thesaurus and why we are doing our bit for the planet

132: Reeking of B.O with an aggressive amount of wee chat

131: Banjo strings and a fake drowning

130: Shit revenge on a shit boss

129: A cucking mad episode

128: Sent a hospital pass all the way to hospita

127: Squirrel's dream

126: Picking up hitchikers with red fluffy tails

125: The great universal loser test

124: Lock me up and throw away the key

123: Feedin' each other the chief

122: Pop goes the gas station

121: More puffy-eyed than a widow at a funeral

120: The ultimate moral dilemma, a family picnic, & a pigeon

119: "No wonder he didn't eat dinner tonight"

118: Baguettes and chuckin' into a JanSport

117: Squashed Nuts

116: Wannabe matadors gone wrong

115: Deer are still dicks

114: Talking about yourself in 3rd person

113: Oh god, put a ring on it!

112: Could you piss my dick?

111: He shagged our Sunday dinner chicken

110: From hero to zero in a split second

109: Dogs licking ice cream

108: Tomato plants growing on a bloke's belly

107: We talk with a cat killer

106: Richie does great voices

105: Lactose intolerant drinking Irish Cream

104: Makes me say 'oh ma lawd'

103: A bread loaf roundabout & the ghost of an old lady

102: Deep and meaningfuls with mum

101: Punching darts on a 747

100: Foxes and a bad trip

99: The most feral thing ever broadcast

98: That pasta is shit as

97: Lay down in my bed of Vogels

96: Your dick copped a lot

95: Jay is holding on for dear life

94: Body parts in jars

93: Like a raincoat in the rain

92: "F*ck you're grim"

91: Not behd, good times

90: A variation of Crocodile Dundee

89: A bullet in the tadger

88: One 'shitty' proposal

87: Chooks fed...tear in eye

86: Pop goes the seagull

85: And I was like 'ay'

84: Come back with a warrant

83: People will agrue about anything

82: Real life shark bait

81: Chewbacca drops the shoulder

80: "Can you hear the dolphins cry"

79: Rub a dub dub

78: Giving the doc a spray

77: Bin bags in the backside

76: The good ol' high knees

75: Go the f*ck to sleep

74: Rogue tongues & a toothbrush phobia

73: Teaching nan filth

72: Russell Crowe and a ripped sack

71: Ciggy butt brain

70: Tins with Tenacious D

69: Ding dong at lunchtime

68: Just me and my Corolla

67: Nan's solar light in your shin

66: Balls up the anuk

65: "I've seen Fake Taxi once"

64: When your own sh*t ends up all over you

63: They went nato on him

62: 88yo with a secret sex dungeon

61: Cancel the f**king fax machine

60: You'd look like a smurf

59: At a pub with a mad f*cker

58: Hans The Skydiver

57: The final hurrah in the cookie battle

56: Whack a zucchini on your neighbour's porch

55: Falling in love with a burrito

54: 25mins away from losing his nut

53: Naked with an axe and an erection

52: What happens when you don't pick up your dog's sh*t

51: In a dairy with my sack torn open

Snakes. NFR returns in 6 days.

50: The great communal pee bottle

49: There's ol' 'Light Duties'...

48: Gotta feel for ol' mate Noddy

47: One tough todger

46: Tootsies, Copper escapes, & Waaaaales

45: A bottomless brunch, r*ppers, and Supercars all before 5pm

44: Rees used to dig up landmines in Tanzania

43: I sharted at work today

42: "Don't poke my bum"

41: Hot pizza eating disaster

40: Jay, an InterCity, and a one eyed snake

39: Chur to the Snipers in the UK

38: Jay's dome is getting bigger

37: Veeting your ballsack

36: Jay's celebrity mates

35: Arnica under the tongue

34: Good for nothing animals

33: A plant that re-adjusts your entire life

32: "Niagara Falls of p*** and sh*t"

31: Fight chat

30: Guinea pig's for $17 bucks...beauuutiful

29: If 430 bungee jumps in 24 hrs wasn't enough

28: Tongue stung by a bee

27: A lucky escape and gnarly crime

26: Yarns from a rugby ref

25: Gotta go man, shit's everywhere

24: We chat with a Jehovah's Witness

23: Your nana is a big fan, but still don't play this to her

22: Getting tea-bagged on a bus to Fiorland

21: Doggo anal glands

20: Is Dunc part of an international experiment?

19: Commentary cock ups & brain stuff

18: Licorice bloody all sorts

17: Falling out of a coconut tree

16: "It Wasn't Me"

15: Ever had your lunch cut by a celebrity?

14: Hot, Hot, Hot

13: Kids on leashes

12: Driving yarns

11: Who we'd take to war with us

10: Captain Cooked

9: The 'Anna Pitch'

8: The source of all truth = Tik Tok

7: 'Pizza Delivery' yarns

6: Too many mushies

5: Ricky Gervais doesn't give a f

4: Dude met his Mrs at a twerking comp

3: World's best cover letter

2: Sports chat & NZ's Eminem

1.5: This one's f*cking grim

Wetsuit Curry Shit fest. NFR returns in 7 days

Truck Nightmare: NFR returns in 8 days

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