All Episodes

#63 "I'm 'Bout Whatever Cuz"

#62 "Who The F*** Even Carpools Anymore?"

#61 "Where Does It Hurt?"

#60 "You're Ready For The Preacher Aren't Cha?"

#59 "Hawaiian Shirt Rage"

#58 "I'm Not A Bouncer, But I Need To See Some I.D. F*** Face."

#57 "Well Look Who The F*** It Is"

#56 "Abraham Lincoln Competed In 300 Wrestling Matches And Only Lost Once, John Cena Who?"

#55 "The Potato Salad Half Time Show"

#54 "Why The F*** Is Tucson Pronounced Like Two-Sawn, Shouldn't It Be Tuck-Son?"

#53 “Our Country Is Being Run Like A F***** Chili's"

#52 "My Grandpa Fought Nazis In WWII, He Never Went To An All Men's Retreat To Roll Around In The Mud."

#51 "I Think I'm Taking The Side Of The Rogue Elephant Trampling People To Death This Time And So Is God"

#50 “中国香烟 (The Chinese Man That Allegedly Married Carmen Electra And Threw Chow Mein At My Head)"

#49 "I Was Ignored By A Kid With Down Syndrome And I Made It Ten Times Worse"

#48 “I’m Trying To Be More Positive, But Dressing Up As A Horse And Being Hand Fed Celery…”

#47 “He Bought His Hologram Wife For $17,000 Just For Her To Get Deleted.”

#46 “Witchcraft, Crabs, & A Totaled Truck.”

#45 “You Can’t Slam Your Coworkers’ Head Into The Bowl Of Eggnog, No Matter How Bad You Want To.”

#44 “Imagine Explaining To Your Wife That You Got Fired For That S***.”

#43 “You’d Be Under A Blanket Of Snow For A F****** Week Before They’d Find You.”

#42 “The Old Woman Who Coughed Up Phlegm That Hit My Coworker In The Mouth And Ruined Christmas.”

#41 “Archduke Fred Vanvleet Was Pants’ed Which Inevitably Started A War.”

#40 “There Is Nothing More Frightening Than Village Monkeys Attacking You In Broad Daylight.”

#39 SomethingOfSubstance #4 W/ SQUARE

#38 “Laughter Yoga Just Topped Hobby Horsing As The Stupidest S*** I Have Ever Seen.”

#37 “If You Arrest Chuck E. Cheese, Don’t Do It In Front Of The F***** Kids.”

#36 “SomethingOfSubstance #3 W/ Kyle Skinner”

#35 “So I Can’t Say ‘F***’ In An Instagram Comment, But A Man Can Get His F***** Hand Chopped Off?”

#34 “Episode 34 and I Turned 34, This Was Not Planned.”

#33 “He Is Very Handsome For A Mannequin, But He Cheated On His Wife.”

#32 “… Is Your Friend” W/ Cody Chavez

#31 “Candy Corn Is The Worst Candy That Has Ever Existed.”

#30 "Southern Hospitality"

#29 "My Dentist Was Drunk And Didn't Know Which Teeth To Pull."

#28 "She Had No Teeth, The Face Of A Witch, And I Pretended To Be Cross-Eyed Which Triggered Her Dementia."

#27 "SomethingOfSubstance W/ Adrian Oropeza of After The Burial

#26 “5 Tugboats & Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s Stupid F***** Patagonia Jacket.”

#25 “Don’t Love Your Job, Job Your Love, Whatever The F*** That Means.”

#24 “You Don’t Hold Grudges, You Get Revenge Cause That’s The Mature Thing To Do.”

#23 “Either You Get Off, Or I’m Driving Away With You On The F****** Hood.”

#22 “She Had A Walker And Dumped An Entire Diet Rootbeer On My F***** Head.”

#21 “The Raiders Will Never Win, Because Of Their Owner’s F***** Haircut.”

#20 “How Long Do You Have To Wait To Apply For A Dead Guy’s Job/Use Them As A Reference?”

#19 “He’d Steal People’s Pet Birds Off Their F***** Porch Cause He Had Dementia & Was Kinda Stoned”

#18 “You Have This Band Tattooed On You, And You Have No Idea Who’s Even In The F***** Band.”

Quick Intro: Welcome To The Show & Thank You.

#17 “I Didn’t Care That She Was Blind, I Wanted To Pet That F***** Dog”

#16 “When You Guys Were In High School, Did Your Gym Teachers Walk Around Naked In The Locker Room?”

#15 “Oh My God, I Just Killed My Mom”

#14 “It’s Your Fault Your Kid Is Hobby Horsing”

#13 "SomethingOfSubstance w/ Cody Chavez of DRAIN"

#12 “The Shadowboxing Spaghetti Monster Who Turned Into A Dog”

#11 “2000Lb. Phil Collins Mexican Baby Jesus Statue Breaks The World Record.”

#10 “They’re The Whitest People You Could Imagine, Trying To Speak Spanish To Dogs.”

#9 “Dude, They Have To Have Highlight Reels When You Die.”

#8 “Coyote Puppies Are Not Pets, They’re Wild Animals.”

#7 “She’s Just A Lil Ol’ Lady, She Don’t Know No Better.”

#6 “White Tupac: The Trance Channeler Guided By The Great Council Of Light.”

#5 “I Would Rather Have My Kid Grow Up To Be A Murderer.”

#4 “Since When Did The Amish Get F***** Phones?”

#3 “Cesar Milan: Robot Whisperer”

#2 “No, sir!”

#1 “The Introduction”